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Signature detection doesn't work. Use *our* signatureish BS.
I'm looking on my watch for the blowme button....
Just today I read about Big Blue having a chip with the "brain" of a farking FROG.
If we're currently endangered by a farking frog, we *should* join the dinosaurs!
Never fear, more moron milk will ensue from "above"ish...
Re: So quite a lot of AV not very good?
SSL isn't *that* hard to decrypt. Especially so in a corporate enclave.
But, AV isn't the be all and end all of security. It's the storm door lock, which opens to find the entry door lock of much more complexity.
One line of defense is no defense at all. Ask the French about one line of defense in WWII.
One layers and staggers defenses.
Such as monitoring network traffic, monitoring endpoints, NIDS, HIDS, etc.
For, the zero day can and does await. With a layered and staggered and target oriented defense, one will prevail.
Waiting for AV to detect is a fools errand akin to the Maginot Line.
But, you do what you want to do and your organization desires. I'll stick with what works.
Yet again, Microsoft offers a Forefront * security offering.
With somewhat mixed blessing in *real* security.
Mixed blessing for *any* security product. :/
"China has never been particularly chuffed about the allegations but it is even less amused these days after former-NSA-operative-turned-whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed the extent of the US's data snooping."
Yet then rejects antivirus software well known to be connected with the USA and Russia.
Then, promotes their own malware, erm, antivirus software.
The reality of it is, anyone who has more than an E1 connection is doing it at a national level.
Frankly, the *only* nation I'm aware of that isn't is Somalia. Hell, Libya still is online.
Just get used to it, as I've yet to hear a *realistic* solution to resolve the problem. And to be blunt, I have no solution either.
Got a solution? Shoot it my way, I'll see to it that you're wealthier than the royal family in spades.
I'll settle for three million dollars. One to work for me, one to be riskier invested, one to be "safely" invested.
I'll not expect a realistic reply. :/
Re: No ACs Allowed - Adverse effect
"I believe that gun sales have gone up since all of the recent anti-gun campaigning."
First, let me introduce myself to you.
I'ma competition shooter, hunter and general enthusiast on things that go bang or even boom.
I'm not a villiage idiot.Indeed, I am far from it, coutesy of the US DoD testing.
I'm known for my utter inability to quit.
If you can't figure it out, you *are* athe village idiot.
As an owner of a full dozen firearms, *I* consider our system of giving harm upon a vilageidiot or insane, erm, insane in the extreme.
I guard our rights fo a level that resembles religion.
But.not being the village idiot, I also recognize that the insane ned not apply for a canon, shotgun, rifle, pistl or even a sharp spoon.
Meanwhile, my firearms are under lock and key.
And,to be blunt, wonder how my family's right to life is secondary to my family's right to *life* and enjoyment of life.Your "defending" your defending your life is interesting, as it opposes our very right to live, Or, more improtantly, why your right exceds the right of my family to survive your random gunfire.
Please excuseme if I ama bit of in laguage.
My spacebar is FUBAR, it's late and I'm massicely insulted by my "peers".
"Peers" who wish to join me as a peer. Nothing of which they've submitted wouldleet them wash my dirty socks,
I've served. I've losts damned good friends.
The moron brigade lost nothing more than a few keystrokes.
I'l respect them a *little* when I can visit my buddy, who was burned, literealy in halfin a veritcal measure.
Our mutual friends shreded.
Until then, he can wash my dirty underpants. The dirtiness is secondary do previous wounds, which the VA budget prohibits, scondary to theloses of the teat tard.
Hmm, thought of tea tard, saw what is real and left teat tard.
As for nuclear arms, they're of the nature of using a hand grenade to defend your home.
It'll be effective, but the home isn't wirthy of living in.
Re: No ACs Allowed
Well, I'll suggest national interests, then suggest this:
The problem isn't achievening critical mass, but that of one retaining supercritical mass.
This is accomplished by-------, with _____________ with a secondary method of ************.
Do you *honestly* desire that blanked information being available for one and all?
I most certainlydo not.
There are also embarassing matters, such as the UK convincing a US president to overthrow a democratic government, to which we now, for some inconsiderable reason, have problems...
Add in information sources that would end up dead, if their information to become public, erm, it *should* be a no-brainer.
But then, it *is* a democracy.
If you can figure it out, clue me in. I have no clue, but do know those, erm, solutions and more.
It's both that simple *and* that complex.
Hanged if I can figure it out. I can only mange to vote for someone I don't consider the village idiot.
May *your* mileage fare better.
Re: In the words
Well, to judge from my own experience as a US DoD IA contractor, the contract isn't at risk due to underperofmance.
I've watched that one firsthand, with a one billion dollar recovery for one incident and a classified cost for the month later recurrance.
Said company was *awarded*, based upon the response to the monster they created by their non-compliance with US DoD standards.
Now, as a victim, I'd usually minimize the impact in a press release.
But, the impact was a pitiful 800 megs or so. In an age where terabytes are normally sent astray.
Knowing information systems rather intimately and, erm, knowing something about guided missile systems, 800 megs would give them some fuel formuae and general construction data only and more likely, granted access to laundry and food consumption data as well.
Leaving them at best, fuel formua data and sparse information on anything *really* of import.
But then, I've dealt with compromises, *real* data and know what file size files actually are for designs.
So, it's most likely that the data compromized was chow hall consumption and sparse unclassified data that is of little import.
Re: Where did it all go wrong?
It was all a gambit in the Cold War.
We got there first. Things cooled in space, didn't cool Earthside.
Reagan came along and his advisors dreamed up Star Wars. Not as a national defense, but as a money drain on the Soviet economy reflecting our efforts.
Then, Bush the Elder found we needed a service economy. In an economy gearded toward the Reagan professional.
The rest is attempting to achieve third world status.
For, the well educated populace is impossible to control. The ill educated populace, triviial to control.
As for paranoia, I learned about OBL back in 1982.
Do you *still* want to play and attract *more* NSA attention?
Well, shove your asshat northward.
I long knew this and more.
I watched the lunar landing live.
I remember Apollo 13 as clearly as I recall JFK being shot in the head, both of which I watched live.
I also watched the US decline as the USSR declined, then work hard toward achieiving third world status.
Something I *never* enlisted to achieve.
So, sod off, sonny.
Lest I become far less polite.
Re: sign of times ?
By your standard, Columbus would've been better served with a bottle and a letter.
Still, the US is a faded giant, lacking an enemy that offers more challenging interests.
The US *only* went to the moon because the Russians put a rover there that did *extremely* well. Facing some nonsensical lunar base military force that did not exist, paranoia forced the US to put men into an aluminum can about as stern as a beer can and shoot them at the moon.
Then trumpet it a bunch of times until the populace found a trip to the next town more interesting, as they didn't comprehend the danger of the lunar excusursion.
In short, it was all cold war bravado.
Something I tired of after losing a few friends in various events that "never happened".
Re: Chinese chest puffing?
Actually, I'd give *real* money to see it happen.
It'd jog the US off of its "successful" ass of mediocracy and into innovation again.
For, now, we're awaiting the barbarians at the gates to rescue us.
Re: Not Complete non-news
Well, when I was in my teens, I recall some newsworthy event in 1976. Some bicentenial thing about colonists being revolting or something.
I also recall 52 birthday celebrations, OK, 51. Can't recall my first birthday, my earliest memories are from when I was around 18 months old.
Then, there was that Edison anniversary.
Various and sundry other celebrations on technology and I'll not even go into our national worship of things warfare.
The latter being somewhat special to me, as I'm a retired veteran, but really don't find warfare worthy of celebrating, only its end.
Re: Complete non-news
Erm, dude, I was gone from 2005 to 2010 from the US and a bit preoccupied with some war thing and rather strong men trying to kill me and my teams.
But, I recall seeing more than a few stories on just this subject, both before I deployed and since I returned.
So, I'll suggest that either you failed to pay attention due to life events or you choose a better news outlet for your information.
I tend to use CNN, Al Jazeera and BBC for general information. I have a handful of special interests that also include other foreign news sources, but they're outside of this context.
OK, reality check here
In my first three minutes of research, upon learning of this recent hole in the ground, I learned some interesting facts.
First, it's a near-permafrost area. Near, not permafrost.
Second, it's an area with a decent amount of water in the ground and soil.
Third, the area is lousy with natural gas.
Fourth, the area is lousy with shallow methane deposits from decompsition.
Add point three and four together, as natural gas and methane are pretty much the same thing (there's some very modest differences, but it's in dilutant gasses for the most part, isotopes being the larger part).
What one geologist suggested seems likely.
A methane bubble formed long ago. Ice and water did their thing, melting ice freed its "cap" and let it vent as a big bubble of fart gas from hell.
The rest is "mystery".
There's no hint of conflgration. There's no hint of detonation. There's less than no hint of impact, vaporization, photon torpedoes, phasers, disruptors or anything else mythical.
Only earth tossed about by modest pressure and nothing heated/burned.
Re: the Age of Miracles & Wonders
If it's all the same to you, I'll pass on the flying cars.
People can't drive them on the ground, I'd hate to see what a crash in mid-air would bring raining down on my roof.
Re: Why am I not surprised by this?
" But I wonder, if they intercept a 13 year old's sexy pic, will someone charge them with child porn?"
Actually, yes. The NSA is part of the US DoD and hence, has anyone viewing, trading or collecting child porn arrested and charged for the crime.
Re: Congratulations to the Chinese for ...
You're not much of an IA type.
The baseline configurations were DISA issued, via the gold disk. They most certainly were not NSA issued.
The NSA likely had input, but so did NIST and JTF-GNO.
Re: No attack necessary
OPM is for government employees, military and contractors.
Heh, same here.
Though, it's long been a dream of mine to meet Buzz and tell him happily, "Buzz, you most certainly did *not* walk on the moon! You shuffled, you hopped, you fell on your, well, everything save the top of your helmet. What you did *not* do was walk.
That is something reserved for much nearer one G or a bit more (much more ends up a different shuffle).
I suspect I'd not get punched, but receive a rueful chuckle.
For, indeed, it *is* the truth.
Walking isn't an option under lunar gravity from someone born, raised and *very* recently still living under one G.
And something I learned from NASA lunar archives that were suppressed for decades. The Lunar Follies, where astronauts were spending more time falling than walking. The shuffle being the worst for causing falls, due to unseen rocks beneath the regolith dust.
In a way, our unenlightened OP was correct.
Evolution is far from slow at times, positively glacial at others.
It all depends upon major changes creating pressures and vacancies in an ecological niche.
Consider the humble domestic turkey. A creature evolved by man, which we proclaim as breeding, to its desired proportions of what we can purchase at market today. In a remarkably short amount of time in *human lifetime years*, that bird was bred from the wild version that is a far, far cry from that domestic bird.
How much harsher a taskmaster is nature itself?
"You can make a diode out of a piece of coal and a wire."
Forgot about that one, did remember POW's using a razor blade and a wire for a diode for a radio.
Years ago I considered gathering and rectifying stray currents from mains current usage. Right until I calculated the wavelength.
Of course, today, our environment is so much richer in frequencies and "lost" signals of a much more easily utilized wavelength.
Re: No cloud is still the best option
Why, you're absolutely right!
Why, in 2008, the US DoD networks were able to ignore cloud attacks.
By actioning other vulnerabilities to over one billion dollars on first response, the second response (due to your thinking pattern) was classified, but more.
In the civilian world, the cost ends up confidential, but an onus enough to bear significant expenditures in protecting.
Under your candle, everything will be compromised, hence isn't worthy of protection.
The *reality* is, one monitors, then proceeds on a value based computation of a plan.
Rather than jump into a bear trap, leaping for some rabbit.
Or be Target II...
Re: "terrorism-related investigations"
"IOW the other 500million+ US citizens being spied on 24/7"
So, somehow the US acquired 200 million additional citizens this week, huh?
Learn about what you're going to go on about, you'll look a lot less foolish when you comment.
Re: Goal Defines Intelligence?
With a modest amount of respect, terrorists are not idiots.
Indeed, based upon direct, personal experience, many are quite bright.
But then, I've spoken with some during questioning or after my teams captured them.
It's the body bomber that isn't very bright, in a way, but over average intelligence. The reason is that one cannot get a moron to conduct any attack that would likely end his or her life. That is something studied by multiple governments, as no sane nation would enjoy sacrificing their brightest, rather than sacrificing their dullest.
The planner, manager and supervisor types *are* quite bright, otherwise they'd have been captured.
Re: If the police state
Because, people lost the capability to speak in person and write down notes. Right?
Re: Oh dear
Well, gamma ray or particle moving at relativistic velocity.
One determines which is which by the amount of energy in the signature.
"...The idea is to conserve battery by allowing a phone to connect to known Wi-Fi networks even while in sleep mode, since Wi-Fi uses less power than the mobile data radio."
First, that is a well known *feature*, not a bug.
Second, only the most seriously mentally challenged cannot Google the result to turn off the "offending" service.
I did it a while ago, as it annoyed me that wifi kept trying to connect and worse, successfully drained the battery more quickly.
A patent does not equal a product.
The capability is present, hence, Apple patents it and can then generate income from those who would, on good faith, create a product that did perform as this patent suggests.
Re: dot and slash
"...could be hijacked by hackers abusing a hard-coded vuln that allows them to inject arbitrary commands into shell scripts executed by high-privilege users."
Erm, compromise the high-privilege user, own the system anyway. Be it a user with ill will or a user managing to have a malware product installed.
The simple truth is, anyone with high-privilege access essentially owns the system at worst, the entire network at more worst. Hence, the story is nonsense fluff that warns about excessive privilege granting.
In short, something that *should* and largely is, industry standard.
Re: Damn - now I need to go off-grid as well
Gotta go with you on psyops, but I suspect it's more innocuous, a factor of poor understanding of what is required to track *global* power fluctuations in manpower alone.
It'd be annoying to just track London, bewildering to track New York city. Incomprehensibly man hours horrific globally. Even for remote monitors to send data on grid fluctuations in a particular area (which would be, by necessity small, due to ground current differentials and assorted other phenomena.
So, I'll go with an ill informed (sparse are those truly informed on the subject) correspondent reporting on "well, I don't know, it *might* be possible".
Hell, with the saturation level required, we'd have a massive payoff in monitoring wind, temperature and humidity and get 100% forecast accuracy.
Re: Is one of the experiments...
"Mind you, they taste so awful that actually they'll probably find that there is some medicinal quality to them!"
Strange, I have heard the very same thing said of Marmite.
Re: How about using a magnestrictive or piezo substrate...
I was thinking of that initially.
Then, I started thinking of standing waves acting as waveguides...
"...but at only one-thirtieth of the original intensity."
Reminds me of early germanium transistors.
"However it was later determined that using a laser to blind a human violated the Geneva convention..."
Wrong convention. It is the Protocol on Blinding Laser Weapons, which is protocol IV of the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons.
That said, if one had a laser with enough power to kill, that would not be prohibited. Only blinding is prohibited.
Don't blame me, I didn't write or ratify the conventions. :/
"Do sniper scopes have a problem with transmitting light in the wrong direction?"
No, but they do have the annoying tendency to reflect ambient light, such as sunlight back at the target.
Thereby making the sniper a target.
That said, this would be useless for a sniper scope.
The rest of your comment was spot on. :)
Re: Very clever.
EM field can rotate polarization.
One could also use different substances that would alter emission/reflection.
Just a couple of quick thoughts off of the top of my head.
By the principle used by Microsoft, I can claim control of any superhighway, as criminals use them for a quick get-away.
No proof needed, only some logs of activity and claims that the activity is illicit and the superhighway is mine. Just as the domain is Microsoft's.
Who needs law enforcement? We have the corporations rescuing us from our wallets contents.
Re: "whoever successfully builds a reliable, mass-producable qubit"
"Do you honestly think that an HP or an IBM is going to let Bob's Bit Shack and Hot Dog Emporium come to market with a technology that could render them obsolete..."
Erm, you *do* realize that quantum computers won't replace those companies "bread and butter" product lines, don't you?
That said, both corporations would likely license any mass produce-able quantum computer technology and produce their own high end products. Especially Big Blue.
You're not even comparing apples to oranges, you're comparing apples to granite slabs. Not even in the same kingdom, vegetable and mineral, quantum and binary.
"Admittedly, a lot of what they do is take someone else's work and refine it..."
You mean butcher it, "giving" out an emasculated version, rather like their first antivirus solution, their stolen first disk compression solution, terminal services that are chopped up versions of Citrix, etc.
Microsoft either steals or buys products, giving a limited and sometimes broken version with the OS.
That said, Win 7 beat the crap out of Vista. But then, one recalls Win ME...
New tech from MS tends to be... Broken.
Then, next version gets it somewhat right and later versions finally get it right.
But, a *good* OS is one one does not have to reboot weekly.
I have long been a Windows SA and AD admin, as well as *nix admin. I'm not an information security professional. I'm comfortable enough with Windows of any version as to happily delve into the registry and perform a bit of surgery as needed. Even to the point of manually exterminating malware, just for a bit of fun and figuring out what the crap is actually doing.
Not to drop too many versions, but I can still edit win.ini and system.ini on a Windows 3.1x and can still administer a Windows NT 3.51 server, NT4 server, 2000 server, etc.
Re: A quantum computer running Windows?
"Say what you will about Microsoft, but they have done a damned fine job of delivering ever more functionality while requiring less and less horsepower to drive it."
And in another century or two, they'll finally catch up with *nix.
A bit of cooperation, a bit of innovation and a lot of perspiration gives us these magnificent accomplishments.
Re: Say what???
Gotta go with Mark there, otherwise we have to change all of the laws of aerodynamics.
As aircraft *do* fly under those laws, I'll discard the nonsense about the atmosphere being super dense and requiring more lifting surface in that denser medium.
Or as a hint, fish "fly" in a far, far, far denser medium than the claimed four times denser atmosphere. Note how their fins are tiny, compared to wings on a bird.
Now, speaking of birds...
Remember them? The surviving dinosaurs? That rather knocks the global notion of all dinosaurs being of a tepid temperature blood.
Other theories suggest a mixture of exothermic and endothermic dinosaurs, which, considering the wide variety of dinosaurs, one could conceive of a wide variety of body temperature.
Mother nature seems to have been experimenting quite with abandon, throwing all manner of thing against the wall to see what stuck.
"You're making the classic mistake in assuming that 'Anonymous' is some big sinister organisation..."
Which is why the vast majority of the "group" are simple script kiddies.
Of whom stealth hacking is an unknown art.
Frankly, being threatened by Osama bin Laden or being threatened by Anonymous, I'd be more worried about OBL.
And he's well and truly dead.
Re: Alternative Title
It's security theater.
That said, I'd be a bit interested to see the scheme. It could eventually proliferate where a MAC collision would occur.
OK, let me get this straight.
You say the following:
"The paper identifies four types of plastiglomerate, namely: "
Then, promptly contributes *precisely* three types.
Then spouts off nonsense.
Then ignores geologic weathering effects.
Screw it, ignores frigging reality.
Spanks for nothing.
Reality, plastic is an environmental problem, be it "harmless" or a cancer causing agent.
But, that isn't the topic of your alarmist bullshit.
So, with no due respect, SOD OFF!
I'm seriously and honestly reconsidering my subscription and network filter rules, after many years.
OK, a few things first
My first niggle is, I'm not an American. I'm a citizen of the United States of America (and a few pet names, at some times, during certain political environments. Suggest fascist or similar). To call me an American is to diminish my neighbors of Canada and Mexico. Of variable worthiness, due to our own nonsense over the centuries.
OK, the last century or so. Thank heavens for the north, as cold as it is... ;)
OK, on a more serious and mixed honesty note, considering the above was purely honest, but some things I'm not permitted to speak of honestly...
The moon thing: Pure cold war. Otherwise, it'd still be cream cheese, or whateverinhell your culture called it. Not a dusty, nasty, vacuum laden version that defeated Dante's hell in logarithmic spades!
Cold war done. Who cares.
Sun gets hotter and hotter.
Earth gets more, erm, interesting due to our pollution.
Meanwhile, the Earth *will* become utterly uninhabitable, regardless of human or political interests.
But, zero planning is made for immediate changes, zero planning is done for short term changes, zero planning is done for long range reality.
Humanity is doomed to undergo a brief period of strangeness, with some drowning, mixed desertification, really weird annoyances, then blast furnace on steroids heat that melts the crust of this pebble.
Annoying to me is, I'm handing over this mess to my grown children *and* my grandchildren, knowing that assholes will continue to screw the works up.
Re: Eh Hello?
"assuming weekend visitors don't let their wives/girlfriends venture out alone at night."
Mothers in law are encouraged to venture out alone at night.
Re: Yank my chain
Methinks El Reg fumbled this one a bit.
I know quite a few Brits who *love* crispy bacon, aka American bacon.
That is a great effort at a first go!
Let's see now.
They launched a rocket into orbit. They escaped low Earth orbit and successfully transitioned into Lunar orbit. They then managed to soft land the probe.
Of course, the Chinese didn't have to contend with two incompatible measurement systems, like we do in the US.
They then managed to activate that probe for a bit.
Now, likely as not, they'll have better materials science to support future and even more successful space operations.
Space is hostile enough, adding a solid body into the mix complicated things tremendously.
As NASA learned when Armstrong nearly ran out of fuel landing, then learned that lunar dust was a tenacious beast that followed astronauts everywhere.
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