Posts by Chevalier
21 posts • joined Wednesday 5th December 2012 14:23 GMT
Posted in Jokes of no more than 2 lines
A man goes to the doctor and finds out he's going to die soon. He acts the doctor, "How long do I have to live?"
The doctor says "Ten..." and the man asks, confused "Ten what? Days? Months?" The doctor replies "Nine... eight..."
Interesting.. I hadn't heard about this.. 4 suns... Curious how it withstands the gravitational pull myself.
Posted in Spotted on the web.
I found this which was kinda weird: http://www.permadi.com/java/spaint/spaint.html
Posted in Jokes of no more than 2 lines
A woman goes to the doctor and he tells her he has bad news and worse news. She asked, "Well what's the bad news?" to which he said "You've only got 24 hours to live".
She replied "My God! What's the worse news?!" and he says "Yeah.. I forgot to call you yesterday..."
Posted in Apple iGlasses
The more I hear about anything from Apple, the more I'm happy I've refused to use their products.
Posted in Samsung Jelly Bean Car Dock Fail
Bastain's right, there are plenty of articles and even apps that allow you to use legacy versions. May be your best option.
Posted in Still buying CDs?
I still buy CDs, I like having them when I wanna listen to music in the car, or camping or something where a phone or MP3 player may not be the best choice
Posted in 3D is the future of cinema?
There are certain movies that could use 3D in a good way.. but they're using it on movies that really shouldn't have it, ruins the movie when you're not wearing 3D glasses...
Posted in Sci Fi recomendations?
hmm.. as far as Sci-Fi goes I'm not able to help, sorry :(
I'm more of a fantasy guy
Posted in Disney Now Owns a Death Star
haha nice
I still can't believe Lucas actually sold to Disney.. and they plan on making a Star Wars 7.... -.-
Posted in Jokes of no more than 2 lines
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
I've never had any issues with my Samsungs. Could be something that someone added who sold you the unbranded/unlocked Samsung
Posted in Why doesn't Apple buy Dyson
Re: Why doesn't Apple buy Dyson
Because Dyson good, Apple bad.. Apple sucks.
Posted in Qwerty keyboards
There aren't many phones with actual keyboards anymore.. not when it comes to Android phones anyways. I had to give mine up with my last update. Still getting use to a touch keyboard
Bath tubs full of Dom?... it's ridiculous what people spend money on..
Google has always had an issue with it's "privacy policy". I don't see that stopping any time soon, either..
Posted in Jokes of no more than 2 lines
A wife finds out that after 20 years of sex in the dark, her husband has been using a toy on her the entire time.
She yells at him, "Explain the toy?!" to which he replied "Explain the kids..."
