216 posts • joined 22 Nov 2012
Re: half and half
In my world the half and half part just refers to a half portion of Chips with a half portion of Rice... the curry sauce to go with them can be replaced by pretty much any Asian take away food.
Re: "First Interstellar Conflict"
Mars isn't that far away.
Re: Are Eccles Cakes subject to the appellation controlée laws?
Nope, no British cakes are subject to laws restricting where they can be made.
You can make Chelsea buns, Dundee Cake and Welsh Cake wherever you want to.
Re: "the machines are on the rise"
They are armed with lasers as well.
Its only a matter of time before some well meaning human gives them a way to get to our planet, then we are doomed.
Re: So sad...
I try to live my life by the Fuzzy Pink Niven's Law: Never waste calories.
"Potato chips, candy, whipped cream, or a hot fudge sundae may involve you, your dietician, your wardrobe, and other factors. But FP's Law implies: Don't eat soggy potato chips, or cheap candy, or fake whipped cream, or an inferior hot fudge sundae."
It worked for Red Dwarf
They didn't make a series 9 and the result was series 10 was better than series 8.
Re: Makes a change....
I thought the national lottery was a tax on optimism?
Re: Confusingly phrased
They mean most space agencies have an unsuccessful Mars mission before they have a successful one. Only 51% of all missions aiming for Mars have made it.
I would like to point out that the first Mars Probe sent by the ESA (Mars Express) did make it and is still in orbit, although i technically they aren't a nation so their statement is correct.
Re: Not playing fair
True, it's not fair.
Do you think we need to give the Americans some kind of advantage?
Re: Crap Battery
Its a nice idea, but I always struggle refilling lighters so I can see me giving myself frostbite trying to refill the Hydrogen
£7499 for the Suzuki chair... but that does include delivery.
The Health and Safety lady at work was saying I needed a new office chair... now I just need to persuade my boss that my back is the same shape as a Suzuki engine and I'm on to a winner!
Best Reason to Vote NO
Piers Morgan has said he will go back to America if Scotland Vote No...
I don't get to vote but he persuaded me.
Philae will make a seven hour descent before slowing to "walking speed"
The entire journey from Rosetta to the surface will be at walking speed... Philae has no engine of its own.
Re: RE:Loot system
Thanks for the replies, sounds like I will be picking it up on pay day!
As a Borderlands fan I have some questions about the loot system
Have they fixed some of the bad parts of the Borderlands Loot system?
Specifically when a bad guy drops a gun in an online game does everybody get their own copy of the gun or is it a race to see who picks it up first? Shared loot is why I rarely played borderlands online. Some git would join your game wait for you to kill the boss then high tail it with the loot.
Also for the vs multiplayer if somebody has a much better gun than you and you manage to kill them can you pick up their gun? If you can pick it up do you get to keep it after the match?
Re: betting on
I would vote for them except they were out smarted by a near dead trader and his galactic playboy pilot.
Re: No love for a Master of Orion 2 special?
Coincidentally I found my MOO2 CD Rom the other day and have been playing it via Dosbox all week!
I like him, but I also preferred Eccleston to Tennant.
Re: kinda cool...
So what you are saying is if a meteorite falls and nobody see it, then it still makes a sound?
Thats either a giant Lego man or its not a pint.
Looks good to me, I was planning to pick up a Note 4 when my contract expires anyway so the Gear VR is a nice bonus as I was also tempted by an Oculus Rift!
One of the games that comes with it is made by Jeff Minter so I'm doubley pleased.
Why assume they are located in GMT + 4
You don't need to be in a timezone for your computer to report being in that timezone.
If I was doing the spying I would purposefully set my timezone to be that of somebody I don't like so that if the target finds out my time zone they would assume it was them and not me.
Its just as likely to be one of the 5 Eyes as it is Russia.
Re: meanwhile in the real world
I wish we got Nescafe Gold... Our company only buys normal Nescafe for us.
I buy my own instant coffee from Waitrose, currently drinking some Percol which is surprisingly good for instant coffee.
Re: Bad luck...
To be fair to the dinosaurs any evidence of their space program would have weathered away by now.
Re: EE - more committed?
None of the networks want a committed customer... its all about getting new customers so you can show off you have got x number of new subscribers this year.
They never seem to mentions how many customers have left their network.
Re: There are multiple plausible ways to do this
I think we would have noticed a space launch from Gaza
On the other hand looking out into space with a good enough telescope could find God.
Or the remains of God after a collision with a space probe...
They have been referring to themselves as Space Plumbers which gets a thumbs up from me...
There is a village in Warwickshire called Wiley with a similar problem.
The village sign has been replaced with a massive rock with Willey carved into it, I don't think anybody has tried to steal that yet.
Re: Are we there yet?
I don't think they will make it out of the solar system.when it is going to take the Voyagers another 1300 years to reach the Oort cloud and 30000 years until they have crossed it.
I think somebody/something from Earth will catch up to them in a thousand years or so and bring them home to get the last Buddy Holly record in existence.
I'm sure their kids will love it.
Automatically unlock a phone in a known environment
Do the people who work for Google not keep their phone in their pocket?
Having it automatically unlock when it connects to Wifi seems like a recipe for more pocket dialing.
Curiosity has taken loads of selfies...
The headline on the Time magazine website for this story is "NASA’s Curiosity Rover Takes Selfie to Mark First Year on Mars"
Re: Didn't the IT Crowd already cover these?
Well thats the rest of my day ruined watching Matt Berry clips on YouTube.
Re: I clicked on the link to the report...
If you want the single user license it is the bargain price of £1750!
Be careful with comments like that or next time you go to Glasgow you will be Battered.
Re: I really did love Skyrim...
The Elder Scrolls should be a single player game.
I'm glad Skyrim didn't have multiplayer and am a little disappointed that Bethesda decided to release an Elder Scrolls game with a monthly fee. I hope it doesn't fail and prevent us getting a proper Elder Scrolls 6.
I had one of the Tetris Watches... My Mum had an East German pen pal and had purchased it as a Christmas Gift for their children.
My Dad pointed out sending them something with "From Russia with Love" printed on the packaging in December 89 probably wouldn't go down so well and I ended up with it!
I'm going to stop using Netscape Navigator... that will show him!
I would rather be well hung than well hanged.
The article states: "Like Iridium, the Google network will use Low Earth Orbit satellites – as distinct from the Inmarsat network which uses geostationary satellites."
Re: Wolves may be preferable to the hunt...
Its probably far too late to prosecute now but you have a claim under Dogs (Protection of Livestock) Act 1953 http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Eliz2/1-2/28
For the purposes of this Act worrying livestock means—
(a)attacking livestock, or
(b)chasing livestock in such a way as may reasonably be expected to cause injury or suffering to the livestock or, in the case of females, abortion, or loss of or diminution in their produce.
(c)being at large (that is to say not on a lead or otherwise under close control) in a field or enclosure in which there are sheep
There is a clause that c doesn't apply to packs of hounds but sections a and b still apply to them.
Re: Things I would like to see
Having experienced the roads in India that is another place I would like to see the Google cars trying to drive.
Do they have a microphone to listen for the honking of horns from other cars?
I'm trying to think of a way we could order one for the office... Unfortunately I can't find an excuse for why the Web department would need one!
Re: Easier than doing real journalism
Haven't all the news media got bored of MH370 and forgotten about it? This is the first article I have seen for ages.
Re: you don't routinely service an alternator.
You don't routinely service an alternator... you just hit it with a hammer if it stops working.
Re: So what happens...
Everybody gets a day off work.
Isn't Musk planning to mine an Asteroid for its Platinum?
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