* Posts by chappers

28 posts • joined 20 Nov 2012

'I found the intern curled up on the data centre floor moaning'

chappers
FAIL

Proof

Does anyone proof read these as Laura who on one cold, dark might received a nightly mighty call

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ARM reveals the Internet of Things security defenses hackers will inevitably learn to evade

chappers
Joke

Was that a cut and paste powerpoint?

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NEW ERA for HUMANITY? NASA says something 'major' FOUND ON MARS

chappers
Pirate

Prometheus....they found it....Prometheus

Then some sod whom has been floating in space for 9 months, gets there and gets done over by the advanced bacteria that invades them in which we do not have any biological defence for.

hmmmm

who can we send first......

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Apple's iPad Pro: We're making a Surface Pro WITH A STYLUS over Steve Jobs' DEAD BODY

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FAIL

MaxiPad

See it now fits

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Litecoin-mining code found in BitTorrent app, freeloaders hit the roof

chappers
Facepalm

#CustomInstallAways

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30,000 people buy a box of BOVINE EXCREMENT

chappers
Joke

No Shit Sherlock

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Samsung brandishes quad-core Galaxy S5, hopes nobody wants high specs

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Re: Battery

Battery tech is always going to play catch up as there is no mass produced alternative to current crop.

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Speaking in Tech: $65 JUST for internet and my ISP has the BALLS to throttle a service?

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Sony set to axe 5,000 workers worldwide as it flings PC biz overboard

chappers

Re: Their market

custom laptop/pc ?

http://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/

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Forget selfies. 'Server SAN' is storage world's 2014 TWERKNADO

chappers
Stop

that first sentence was bloody hard to follow.

Like blowing up a balloon and not stopping until it went bang

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Saucy Snapchat addicts EXPOSED: Exploit code to poke holes goes wild

chappers
Pirate

SnapChat has been SnapHacked

and someone has done it

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25572661

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HURRI-KANO: Raspberry Pi kit for kids STORMS past funding target

chappers

$400K now

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Nokia Lumia 625: Quality budget 4G phone ... but where's UK's budget 4G?

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FAIL

Re: 4G......wait for the competition to enter the market

I was on Orange and when EE launched the service went down the shite pan. Turning off mast that 'you dont think you need' is a bollacks plan.

so I moved to 3 and couldnt be more happier than a 20Mb dl at my house using a GS4-Mini.

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Samsung faces Brazilian rap: Factory bods work '15hrs without break'

chappers
Joke

SamSnore

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Sad shop-shelf-clinging BlackBerry Z10 AXED ... in price, contracts

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Re: New and SIM Free, £289 on Amazon

http://www.sellmymobile.com/phone/blackberry-z10/

£198 cash or £206 Argos Max

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Sky falling: 119,000 Brits flee O2, Be after Murdoch broadband gobble

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Re: Static IP

why not just go IPV6?

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chappers
WTF?

Thats where my £1.50 increase went - to the shareholders

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

chappers

Net Neutrality anyone?

This is just the start....

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Users rage as Fasthosts virtual servers go titsup... again

chappers
FAIL

SlowHosts or NoHosts?

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AMD announces 'world's first commercially available 5GHz CPU'

chappers

Re: When is 5GHz not quite 5GHz?

going by that, would this be 38.4GHz according to PCW

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DIAL M for... mobile: New Wii app pipes mobe vid to big tellies

chappers

erm I mean TIVO

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chappers

You could already do this on V+

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Tiny Brit island stranded after £10m undersea fibre plea sunk

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Argentina reignites Falklands row

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20896050

might need that link and airport sooner, rather than later......

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EE touts 4G Sim-only tariffs

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Re: Ker-Ching

any good VM [yes 1 month contract!] regarding the 08 numbers?

Premiere 08 SIM Only £30

Your tariff gives you:

Unlimited minutes to landlines

2500 minutes

500 mins to 0800 0845 0870 0808 numbers

Unlimited texts

Unlimited Mobile Web

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chappers

Re: Virgin Mobile?

far enough

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chappers
Facepalm

Virgin Mobile?

http://www.virginmobile.com/vm/paymonthlySimOnly.do

Essential SIM Only £12

Your tariff gives you:

1200 minutes

Unlimited texts

1GB Mobile Web

Essential SIM Only £17

Your tariff gives you:

1200 minutes

Unlimited texts

Unlimited Mobile Web

Premiere SIM Only £20

Your tariff gives you:

Unlimited minutes to landlines

2500 minutes

Unlimited texts

Unlimited Mobile Web

Nope, not included?

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