* Posts by drand

30 posts • joined 15 Nov 2012

Huawei Honor 5X: Swishy fingerprint tech for the mid-range

drand
Unhappy

No 5GHz wi-fi?

I was about to buy one until I compared side-by-side with the Honor 7. The 5X appears to have lost the dual-bandiness, which is a shame (there are a squillion 2.4GHz networks on every channel invading my gaff, so 5 gig is a big plus for me.)

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IoT lacking that je ne sais quoi? Try the IoTSP

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Stop

Bong!

Steve is missing his writing credit for this one, no?

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Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

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Happy

Never mind cinematic release

I reckon this is good enough for the Turner prize.

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Does anyone know what their broadband costs? The ASA hopes to change that

drand
Trollface

Re: 3D & Hoverboards

They only do it because they can't advertise them as Twatboards before the watershed.

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The last time Earth was this hot hippos lived in Britain (that’s 130,000 years ago)

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Go

I, for one,...

...welcome our temperate hippo overlords.

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Activist investors want tepid Yahoo! to reboot crashed Marissa Mayer

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New Reg...

RIP! the! predictable! Yahoo! article! headline!

It looks like you're sticking to your new year's resolution. Have a biscuit.

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Lithium-air: A battery breakthrough explained

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Boffin

Check out this cool new battery hack!

I'm off to attack the battery in my phone with a screwdriver to let some air in!

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Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

drand
Coat

Hot water

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Munro has plotted vulnerable iKettles in London on Google Maps but opted not to disclose it to prevent things boiling over.

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Well He wouldn't want to land himself in hot water, would he?

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Pimp your TV: Goggle box gadgets and gizmos

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Thumb Up

Tibo Plus 2

Tibo Plus 2 is a cheaper alternative to the Dali Kubik. Built in amp, 2 optical in, RCA in, 3.5 in, BT4.0 with multiple remembered devices, USB power out round the back (connected to my Qi charging pad), remote control and includes a passive mate. I'm not going to spout audiophile guff about them but they sound good to me.

At richer sounds, though I got mine slightly cheaper on Amazon. Not the loudest, but loud enough, and they do a Plus 3 with more oomph if you need it.

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Amazon Echo: We put Jeff Bezos' always-on microphone-speaker in a Reg family home

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Trollface

Four out of five stars.

Oooh, you are mischievous.

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The ONE WEIRD TRICK which could END OBESITY

drand
Pint

Re: craft it smaller

Real men/women drink halves. In a pint glass if you like, but you get to sample more different beers and you feel less inclined to finish half a litre of what you don't want or like just because it's there. Macho necking pints culture is the enemy of good beer.

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Stealth service – Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

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Headmaster

Tactical manœuvres

Have a well done for a stealthily employed dipthong.

On the subject of the game, I'm so glad to see positive reviews and it just might make me part with some cash for a next-gen console*. Though it is a shame to a conspicuously-chested and under-attired female in one of the screenshots.

* or suitable PC if you lean that way. Wouldn't want that argument to break out again.

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Ashley Madison wide open to UK privacy lawsuits, claim lawyers

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Indeed - anyone with a security clearance who's on that list - especially a DV - will be expecting a tap on the shoulder.

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drand

And another thing...

It's not just the people on the list who gave accurate information and were using the site for its intended purpose who might like to take legal action, is it?

It's those who were signed up maliciously and discovered AM performed no verification that the owner of the email address was consenting to creating an account.

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China's best phone yet: Huawei P8 5.2-inch money-saving Android smartie

drand
Headmaster

Re: Wrong battery specs

3450 is a reference to a Blackberry the author is comparing the P8 to.

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Note that the P8 doesn’t support either Fast Charging or any kind of wireless charging. In fact, the phone was the slowest charger of any I’ve tried, bar the BlackBerry Passport.

But that beast has a stonking 3450mAh battery, and you’d expect that to take a lot longer to power up.

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Sharing Economy latest: Women's BREAST MILK is the new 'liquid GOLD' of the internet

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Stop

Caution advised

Fair play to mothers making some cash from spare lactations - as a pro-breastfeeding father of two I wonder how much all those bags of expressed milk in the freezer would have been worth had I not chucked them away - but there is a small but still-there risk of passing Hepatitis C through breast milk, so buying it through any old source on t'internetz is A Bad Idea.

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Intel imagines chips in nappies to create the Internet of sh*t things

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Stop

Sometimes...

... you'll be pleased it's only brown. Heaven help you when you get a 'CODE GREEN.. POSSIBLY WITH BITS IN' and a buffer overflow onto the carpet.

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The internet IS a series of tubes. Kinda: A Reg 101 guide to cabling

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Re: Airflow

Bundles of copper cabling, due either to careless or unavaoidable routing*, obstructuing airflow to switches/servers I'd imagine.

* could be a pun here but it's too early in the morning.

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BLOOD STAR of the NEANDERTHALS passed close to our Sun

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Alert

0.8AU or 0.8 Light Years?

0.8 AU in the sub-heading got my attention, but the text seems to suggest 0.8 light years, which is more comforting.

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Chunky Swedish ice maiden: Volvo XC60 D4 Manual EE Lux Nav

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Meh

It's a fair bet it's a diesel...

if the tacho stops at 5k rpm! No need to open the filler cap.

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729 teraflops, 71,000-core Super cost just US$5,500 to build

drand
Headmaster

Re: “Gojira”...

Or 'Godzilla' is the English for 'Gojira'...

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Apple to PROTECT YOU from dreaded TROUSER EXPLOSIONS

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Stop

Is it 1st April already?

And that genevieve line...? Suspicious!

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iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? No. It is the Most Exquisite THING. EVER

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iPhone 6 nonsense = bumgas

Much like a baby's smile, it's actually just wind.

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Speaking in Tech: 'I'm an Apple guy and I COULD CARE LESS about the iWatch'

drand
Headmaster

How much do you care?

Nice to hear you could care less, but as I don't give a monkey's I couldn't.

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BT Tower to be replaced by 3D printed BT Tower

drand
Happy

BONG!

This definitely has a whiff of The Bongster about it.

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Globe grabbin,’ sphere slammin’, orb-tossin’, pill poppin’... Speedball

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Re: Joystick Killer

I twice had to take my Speedking joystick into school to re-solder the microswitches in the CDT lab over lunchtime, all due to SB2.

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Paper computers: Not mere pulp fiction

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Stop

Well argued, but..

Golf isn't really a sport, is it?

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The truth on the Navy carrier debacle? Industry got away with murder

drand
Black Helicopters

Re: New Carriers Defensive Weapons

That's why they won't go anywhere without a couple of T45s in tow.

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Entire Reg readership would fill 205 Olympic-sized swimming pools

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Name that pool

I think that might the Mountbatten Centre pool in Pompey - anyone kno' betta?

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Word wonks insist GIFs are really JIFs

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WTF?

gif, jif who cares...?

... But for the OED to suggest it could be a verb? If I heard anyone talk about 'giffing' I'd cuff them round the head, and no two ways about it.

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