* Posts by Dr_N

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Petrol cars are dead in the water, says Tesla CTO waving numbers on the back of an envelope

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Re: @Derpity Still a bit confused

"If you want a truly environmental vehicle, get an old car and make it run on alcohol or bio-diesel."

Fuel alcohol and bio-diesel are nothing more than a farming subsidy scam.

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Bloke cuffed for blasting low-flying drone with shotgun

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Re: He should go free...

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"Wrong. Punishment for hunting on private land in France without permission is up to 1 year in prison and a €15,000 fine."

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"They may have limited rights to chase a wounded animal for the coup de gras "

You said it yourself:

In effect hunters can come onto your land under the pretext of chasing an already wounded animal.

Thereby giving them access to virtually any land they so please.

And if you argue with them? Well maybe you'll end up as one of the +50 accidents that happen every year.

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Re: He should go free...

'Bollocks. This is a myth. I suggest you go re-read the restrictions of "Loi Verdeille".'

Hunters can go anywhere if an animal is said to be "blessé mortellement".

And you only have to go walking anywhere in France to cross a bunch of drunken hunters ready to fire a warning shot your way whilst they are enjoying their post-drink wandering with a loaded weapon.

Why do you think French garde du chasse carry sidearms and not rifles/shotguns? It's not to protect themselves from 4 legged animals....

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Re: He should go free...

"In the UK, anyone engaging in shooting activities is legally obliged to ensure that any shots fired do not leave the boundaries of the land over which you have permission to shoot, nor that you endanger another individual."

Ha ha. That's the UK. or "Hobbiton" as it's know to the rest of the world.

e.g. In France "hunters" are allowed to chase and kill virtually anything they please, on any property.

Even public land.

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And on that bombshell: Top Gear's Clarkson to reappear on Amazon

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"On a point of principle, I refuse to purchase items from Amazon. If a product is only sold on Amazon, then that's tough for the product. ..."

I bet Amazon and the trio are gutted to hear that.

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Chromecast gains wired Ethernet dongle

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VPN Router

Good for plugging into a VPN router too....

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HP slaps dress code on R&D geeks: Bin that T-shirt, put on this tie

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Re: HP Parking

Reverse parking is usually a site safety policy associated with places that use hazardous chemicals and need to be evacuated quickly. Such as chip fabs.

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It’s DEJA VU: Customer forgets to tell us about essential feature AGAIN

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"ambient chocolate aroma "

Mmmm lovely!

You should try a stint in a French office Mr Dabbs:

Everywhere except the bowl applies.

And then there's the lack of hand washing coupled with the need to shake everyone's hands every single morning.

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Jeep drivers can be HACKED to DEATH: All you need is the car's IP address

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"why are any incoming connections accepted at all?"

How else will the dealer/finance company disable the car when you miss an installment ...?

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FEMALE BLOOD-SUCKERS zero in on human prey by smelling our BREATH

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The most satifying way of dealing with Mosquitos ...

... is The Executioner electric racquet: Burn you bastards!!!!!

Just wait until the Asian Tiger mosquito makes it to UK shores. I'm sure the Daily Mail must have already printed "stories" about it...

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Bill Hicks: 25 years on from the cult comedian's big break

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If you were into comedy in the 90s, then it's less likely you've heard of him, "x 7"

However he was a comedian who did have a large following in the UK that seemed, for a while at least, to increase posthumously.

Just because you never heard of him doesn't really mean anything.

Are you in marketing, perchance?

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Evil computers sense you’re in a hurry and mess with your head

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Re: Church people

I think you'll find that globally it's the British who have the reputation for being poor/non tippers.

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What do you MEAN, 'Click on the thing which looks like a Mondrian?'

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Re: Why do you keep using the phrase "training course"?

... or a university degree course.

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It's a Floorplanning Button

Obviously.

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Let me PLUG that up there, love. It’s perfectly standaAAARGH!

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The Rise of IT Consultants...

The outbreak of Mad Cow disease...

Coincidence?

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Subaru Outback Lineartronic: The thinking person’s 4x4

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Re: I have

"One (other) thing that I do not miss at all about the UK is the rampant jealousy and disdain for anyone who's actually done better than you, regardless of how much harder they worked for it."

Oh AC, What makes you think my current model of automotive transport would make me covet someone's VAG?

Surely Audi drivers must know the stick they are opening themselves up to by buying into the Vorsprung durch Technik...?

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Re: I have An Audi...

"Nope, simply go there before you in more comfort..."

...by sitting my Audi 6 inches off the bumper of every car that appears in front of me until they pulled over to let my clearly superior self and car pass them.

Audi drivers, the first to tell you which car they drive even though no one is asking and no one is really that impressed.

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Re: I have

"I have an Audi 4wd A6"

Out of the way everyone. Audi driver coming through.

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French Uber bosses talk to Le Plod over 'illicit activity' allegations

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Re: French Uber bosses charged with four crimes under French law

"Has to be said, the more I read about France in the press lately, the more it comes across as a third world country with delusions of adequacy."

I'd say the state of the roads would be a better indication of Third World status.

In which case the UK would definately be beneath most other EU countries given the shocking state of the Queen's

highways....

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In the mean time...

...French taxi drivers continue to rip off everyone with criminal level fares.

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Smart meters set to cost Blighty as much as replacing Trident

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Privatised Industry

Can some explain again why public money is being used to subsidise this profitable private industry in rolling out something the industry is so eager to have....?

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That man told me to stuff a ROLE up my USER ENTRY!

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"First rule of contracting club..."

Is don't mention Contracting Club, surely?

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X/ext

Mr Dabbs "I am a freelance contractor"

I thought you were a "Freelance Technology 'Ho" ?

Did you get assigned an "userx" or "user-ext" username/email account? The contractor's mark of Cain.

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Pint-sized PCIe powerhouse: Intel NUC5i5RYK

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Re: Noise?

"Anyone knows of something fanless that can run Windows?"

Akasa do fanless heatsink cases for the NUCs.

I have the previous NUC D54250WYK in an Akasa Newton H case. And have been using it connected to the TV as a general PC and media player. Daily use for more than a year running Win 8.1 and a wireless laptop/touchpad style keyboard. Sound is piped via USB to a Topping VX1 DAC/AMP.

All works flawlessly.

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This whopping 16-bit computer processor is being built by hand, transistor by transistor

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How about 7400 ICs and wire-wrap ?

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Buy with your head, drive with your heart: Alfa Romeo 4C Coupe

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Re: Alfa

Mine's a Guinness,

Are you in the valve sector or the electronics sector? Or just a consumer with a bad boiler experience....?

And what does this have to do with FCA's Baby Alfa. Did your boss just order the Spider and you need to talk it down to dull the envy?

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Re: Alfa

Electrics from the likes of that famous Italian firm Bosch....?

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Re: HiFi.

Blue & Me was fine. 10 years ago. Parrot is a stop-gap for the 4C as all other FCA cars now run UConnect. Try an Alfa Forum for B&M help.

A nice review of the 4C. Thanks El Reg.

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

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"Hank Waggenburger III wants to connect with you via Buttplugg! "

Thank you!

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Entertaining prospect: Amazon Fire TV Stick

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I got one...

It's good for the price. Especially if you already have Prime.

Have to be careful if your Amazon account is in multiple countries: best to set up a new virgin account in the country you want it to log into. Otherwise it gets confused and then won't let you stream any video content due to region restrictions.

Remote interface is just right.

Also has Miracast support.

What's not to like?

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Future Range Rovers will report pot-holes directly to councils

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Re: Signal to noise ratio

"Or they are smart enough to know they NEED 4x4 to survive the pot-holes..."

I visited the UK in February with a Magneride equipped Evoque.

Was so glad of having such a capable vehicle for such dire road surfaces.

Shocking.

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Re: Signal to noise ratio

"With a 900mm wading depth they are raelly good at the rough stuff."

The Evoque pictured is only rated to 50cm.

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Belgium trolls France with bonkers new commemorative coin

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The big question...

How many portions of frites does the coin buy you....?

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Nobel bro-ffin: 'Girls in the lab fall in love with me ... then start crying'

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Re: Why Apologise ?

Just using a non-word like "Feminazi" makes anything you say null-and-void.

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Using leather in 'leccy cars is 'unTesla', rages vegan shareholder

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Instead of moaning about the cows...

... I'd take a look at whether the leather is being sourced from the deathshop... err I mean sweatshop tanneries of Bangladesh.

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Paper driving licence death day: DVLA website is still TITSUP

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Re: The Real Question is...

I can categorically state from experience that UK licence holders do not get cheaper car hire deals abroad than people with licences from other countries. You are kidding yourself.

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The Real Question is...

Why do rental car companies supposedly need to interrogate British driving licence holders' driving records and not the licence details of drivers from other countries?

In France your insurance company and car rental firms have no right to know how many points you have.

This seems to be the result of UK insurance company lobbying ...

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Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Re: Some Dutch shops..

Does anyone do otherwise in your column's comment section...?

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Re: Some Dutch shops..

"No they don't. The ones round here complain if you put your empty bag into the bagging area..."

Are you shopping in Marks & Spenser's ... ?

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Re: Some Dutch shops..

Some French bakeries use the coin dump system.

Also, why is it that only people in the UK seem to have a problem with automated check-outs?

They work fine in France. And the US. Do TescoSainsAsWaitrose use cheap-rate or knock-off system providers?

Worth Investigating, Mr Dabbs? A world tour of Supermarkets, perhaps?

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Gremlins in the first six months? It's the seller's problem – EU court

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Re: Nothing new

[rant] Bloody EU, interfering with peoples' rights to be ripped off! [/rant]

"All you are ever offered in France is a credit voucher and asking for money is met with a flat "non" plus them acting like you just insulted their mothers."

Pay with a card, return item, get credit charged back to card.

It's the law.

Which shops are you having problems with?

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Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV: The new common-as-muck hybrid

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Re: SUV obsession

If you visit the UK and experience the lamentable state of the roads there, an SUV becomes an obvious choice.

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The oracle knows all. Not THAT Oracle, of course

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Software Training

Doing them in a French when all the material is in US English is fun.

Did I say fun? I meant shizz.

At least you don't have to lug around two bulky clip binders of OHP acetate slides anymore...

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Land Rover's return: Last orders and leather seats for Defender nerds

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Santana died a death years ago.

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Maserati Ghibli S: Who cares what Joe Walsh thinks?

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Re: The Anti-Maserati

"Hmm. The girl in the film 'Hanna' (can't remember her name)"

Was it Hanna ?

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Re: diesel

"but a diesel engine of sufficient power has so much torque that it's hard to dismiss it"

The writing is on the wall for private DERVs. Even France, who fell for its faux eco credentials hook, line and sinker are starting to introduce bans in cities.

No amount of pollution control strap-ons will solve the issues with it.

People can now stop fooling themselves with the torque/mpg/eco BS they come out with to try and justify their choice of engine that was based purely on cost. Not power. Not performance, not "torques".

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Good Relaunch by FCA

The Ghibli relaunch of Maserati is a shrewd move by FCA.

So far it seems to be selling well.

Who wouldn't want to try something a bit less Teutonic given the choice?

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Carry On Computing: Ten stylish laptop bags for him

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Victorinox

No Victorinox? I bought one in the US over 10 years ago.

The expansion zip gave out last year: I set it for repair, but they called me up to say it was not repairable. So they sent me a brand new one gratis. That should last another 10 years.

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Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea

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I left for France in '96 ...

...so totally missed this opus.

Ah well, You win some, you win some.

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Manchester car park lock hack leads to horn-blare hoo-ha

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No.

The ignition system, is on a separate RFID type system.

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