7 posts • joined 6 Nov 2012
If You Don't Like The Surface...
There's a little booth in the back with a sign that reads "The Windows Experience". There you can trade your Surface in for a bottle of Everclear and four hours with a hermaphroditic prostitute.
> at the end of the day smoke and mirrors would probably do as well.
Our company uses images of black monoliths with two-digit integers and the words "AUDIO ONLY" emblazoned in red.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the DOJ and Justice Jackson for excellent handling of the Microsoft antitrust proceedings and the application of the settled upon remedies. Due to your outstanding achievements in the field of excellence we will never again have to worry about Microsoft stifling competition through unfair, immoral and downright illegal business practices.
I think that Steve Buscemi should play them some violin music.
I'd think this was a wonderful system...
...if I were a pedophile.
HORNY ALIEN vegetarian monsters once ROAMED CANADA
How is this news? Horny alien vegetarian monsters still roam the Vancouver area, they're not even hard to find.
Re: Re: What he said
>It didn't merely 'just scrape' previously seen elements, it carefully combined and polished them.
Yup, the one thing that you can say about the recycled mediocrity that is Halo is that it's polished to a mirror sheen. I guess that the statement "Halo defined a new decade of first-person shooters" is valid after all, just as valid as "McDonald's has defined decades of American 'cuisine'".
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