203 posts • joined Friday 2nd November 2012 11:33 GMT
Have Samsung finally lost it? WTF is the point of a phone shaped like that? Have they moved from cheap to novelty now?
That will presumably break when someone sits on it?
Same old story, i must be psychic, cos i knew that would happen.
Come on people...
Its marketing bullshit, it was leak for people to talk about in the masturbatorium of mobile stuff and things.
ok, its a cheap phone with good specs - nothing to see here.
I am quite...
happy with this, because it will work as follows...
1) DRM Added
2) Lots more content.
3) DRM Broken
4) Media sheeple moan that they cannot believe it didnt work - after seeing DRM never, ever works. *EVER* They are mental, no really they are. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting the out come to change.
5) Web says - told you it wouldnt work, you wanted it, now live with it sheepletards.
DRM never, ever works - ever - i know that is stating it twice, but its a really important fact.
Shame they didnt...
Let Balmer hold the phone whilst it was zapped - would be far more entertaining...
(Yes, i know it was stepped down etc)
Here is an idea...
Dont use Siri - its fucking hopeless anyway, works fine in the house when there is no noise and i have my hands available anyway, get in to a place where you really need to use it in anger and the conditions are not perfect, not a chance in hell. I try it for a week, its now disabled never to be heard from again.
Yes cos Apple looks so bad now...
lol, sleep with google dogs you get google fleas - hope you enjoy google ads everywhere... no wonder Android people like larger screen phones, because once you look at the amount of space the ad takes up on the screen you have a normal size screen.
Somebody is in need...
of some new funding.
and good riddance, dont let the door smack you in the arse on the way out...
Do no evil...
only the gullible and stupid would believe that.
On the flip side - i am sure the judge would enjoy generating plenty of work for fellow lawyers .
Oh, how about a transgender operation for itself - so it has some Balls? Or a reverse invertebratamy, so its a has a spine. I am sure there are many others.
Would have thought with the sweating moron gone people would have wanted to stay on?
Down south - no animal prints...
57% of the people who have nothing to wear....
Good IT angle though - i almost missed it.
Isnt that why...
Kevin Bacon is plastered over everything capable of displaying a moving image telling us why EE is so good?
Also, living 600 miles north of London, and only having 2G - i dont really give a shit.
If i wanted a...
crappy plastic phone I would buy a Samsung made phone. Mind you the Apple device is probably several times better quality.
Race in lots of abundant sun, why not make it a proper race and force ingenuity by having the solar race here in scotland. That would separate the men from the boys when it comes to generating power from the sun!
I am not sure what is more amazing...
That something like the tube is using advanced technology - or the fact the tube *has* cleaners!
That no matter what you / M$ do to Windoze 8 will still be a giant turd floating around the drives of the world, torpedoing user data.
Quite sad really when better things exist out there.
Welcome to the tech equivalent of the Daily Mail.
Moral of the story...
Lock down your WiFi. I have no sympathy for idiots - and in this day and age ignorance is no excuse. Just try something with the revenue and customs, and use that excuse, see how far it gets you.
As for the fine - its pathetic, why even bother. Well i do really know, large fines would put off companies from being in the country, so we can put up with some stuff for the money they bring into the country.
The tax laws are open to all...
Create your own multi-national, billion dollar business and you can do that as well. But its you who has to take the risks etc. MP's also take full advantage of this... so i doubt laws will be changed.
Fantastic - except...
1) Cheap and nasty phone resolution
2) Modified microUSB lead
Both of those are pretty much show-stoppers for me.
Fail - because you snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - this has been the only 'driod device i have seen that would tempt me away from Apple.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
How many back handers, kick-backs and bribes were involved to win that.
I call foul on that.
i dont want more FB integration - i honestly dont care what you ate for breakfast. Just create an app that works properly. Preferably one that doesnt crash.
Because isnt a 'stock on the way down' icon - there so should be
M$, Blackberry and Intel
M$ Killed by Apple,
Blackberry Killed by Apple,
Intel - oddly killed by ARM
Way overpriced, and people dont need that much power - lets move over to low power, low heat and low power systems. Noisy computers are so 2004.
twitter and music together like...
A slice of bread and 3/8" Ratchet.
On twitter, like Facebook, i dont care what you are listening to, cos its crap - please see Gangnam style et al. Please include all k-pop, j-pop & pop music in general. Also refer this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk for more information.
The only good that may come of this, is that a load of hipsters might drown in the mainstream.
Fail, because everything does.
The reality is...
until we invent / discover a better source of power, a 'vacuum propeller' and we all work together, we are going to be stuck in the local area.
Mind you, given that it looks like something / someone a while back was re-fueling at our sun, do we really want to get to far out there.... now where is my tin-foil hat.
ka-boom, cos thats all we can manage at the moment - firework on a stick :D
Its Apple that needs this, not Google.
and i am a fan of Apple products.
Fail - because Apple maps does. I think they secretly got M$ to do it.
We already have a system that you pay more the more you drive...
Its called fuel duty, and takes up 75-ish % of the cost of fuel. Not only that - you also pay tax on that tax in the form of VAT. (Write to your MP's and point it out - its makes them squirm.)
Quite frankly the idea of 'road tax' is one giant 'bend over, here it comes'.
We should not be paying any tax to own a car - there is far too much on fuel as it is - think its bad where you are, try fuelling up in remote areas...
Fail, because we are all being shafted.
all jobs are shit, i only work cos i need money. If i had enough i wouldnt work.
The only parameter that is open for interpretation is 'enough' If you are still working you dont have enough.
Are these the same people...
Who said - cannot find any use for a tablet when apple released the iPad?
Eastenders and the rest of the slushy, brain meltingly shitty soap operas were rendered unwatchable. That way i could save the license fee and just use NetFlix, love film and be Advert free.
I have to admit, the only thing i would miss is Top Gear, iPlayer is available for now, but who knows how long it that will last if many people stop paying license fees.
So, you are making people pay for the news...
or they can get it from X,y,z for free. Still i am sure the fact you only need 1 server now to handle the 3 users you have left will make the accountants happy.
Tards, FAIL for obvious reasons.
Things i dont want...
1) Red hot poker inserted anywhere.
2) Cold poker inserted anywhere.
3) All my web surfing / details sent to M$.
Plus its all on Apple devices, so M$ would only be unhappy :D
Free press is like communism...
a good idea in principle, but fails when people get involved who cannot keep their hands out of the cookie jar - like in all soups, scum rises to the top
and like communists, journalists need to be shot on sight.
4G - what is the point...
4G is totally pointless, on my phone i look at twitter, facebook, email and some web. Mega fast broadband is not going to help me. The dumb limits on 4G prevent you from streaming anything / downloading anything.
So i reiterate - what is the point. I would rather the mobile companies spent the money getting us 3G everywhere, i dont just mean 98% of the population, i mean everywhere.
Also, try Three out in the wilds of scotland and Shetland - you will be glad you went with Vodafone or O2.
The Dancing Pony add is a case in point - I know where its filmed on Shetland and i can tell you there is bugger all Three signal there. I was thinking of complaining to the ASA about it. :D
1) We are told about it
2) There is a patch.
Unlike another company(s) i could mention, that wouldnt tell you and release a patch 6 months from now once a load of machines are compromised.
Exists only to be nasty...
No, it also has playmobile models.
If you can stand the heat, dont be a pretentious twat - and get orf the internet :D
You are completely correct - i have done exactly the same, with a Jeep grand Cherokee I think i put around £15 of petrol in it a week on average. (I would like to quote clarkson - yes, you can buy a car that does 70mpg, and tell people about it - but you look a giant c**t driving it.)
To be honest, i was thinking what a great EV car, until this paragraph, 'On top of that you’ll need to find £70 a month for the cheapest 36-month battery lease' WTF might as well buy something bluemotion / small. That is just a joke, on top of the electricity you have to pay, made it awesome and cheap to something pointless.
Everyone knows the UK invented the modern world.
that windows 8 has bombed, it will never seen any real corporate use - Lenovo knows it, everyone knows it.
I wonder how it feels at M$ not talking about the elephant in the room, when its trumpeting over the conversations, and shitting all over the computers there. Maybe they use macs :D
I hated google reader, and i wanted my RSS Feeds over many devices - so i built my own Cloud-based RSS feed reading system. I need to get on and make it commercially viable now.
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