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Mozilla's 'Tiles' ads debut in new Firefox nightlies

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Fail. Fail. Fail.

Fail, fail fail fail, epic fail, fail fail, do not want. More epic fail.

FFS - that is totally shit.

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Three new charges laid against alleged Silk Road kingpin

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I know what he needs to do...

Better Call Saul.

Maybe he already has...

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China hopes home-grown OS will oust Microsoft

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Re: New user interface ...

Think the prompt should be

政府正在看着你 $

at least it will be the truth with a China Gov os

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Fast And Furious 6 cammer thrown in slammer for nearly three years

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Shame it was so short...

Asshats like this make me sit through 30 mins of ads after paying 10 quid for a ticket... so quite frankly I am glad.

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TRANSMUTATION claims US LENR company

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Clever people to dumb people....

interface issue - The clever people tell the marketing people something, this happens...

http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/10000/2000/600/12689/12689.strip.zoom.gif

and we get a dumb press release.

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Tesla: YES – We'll build a network of free Superchargers in Oz

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Tesla...

Seems to be the only electric car worth owning...

Also, given that Australians actually fight over whether Ford or GM is best - Tesla are going to have one hell of a hard sell...

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Drunkards warned: If you can't walk in a straight line, don't shop online, you fool!

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You were at the wrong bar...

You could get a happy ending in Tokyo for a lot less... You wanted Shibuya, not Akihabara :D

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Assange™: Hey world, I'M STILL HERE, ignore that Snowden guy

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Sorry...

We no longer care, oh, hold on - we never really cared to begin with.

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Intel teams up with rap chap 50 Cent on heartbeat headphones

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WTF?

So, exactly how fast...

do you need to run to jump on a band wagon? Maybe El Reg needs a measure for this :D

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Dodgy payday loan ads make up 83% of cases probed by UK's FCA

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Paramount to...

Credit record suicide, don't ever use them - if you are that tight for money for car repairs etc. go and speak to family / friends or anyone else, try banks or a credit union.

not only that, they are legal loan sharking.

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Stanford boffin is first woman to bag 'math Nobel Prize'

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Whoever wins...

Its a great achievement, well done her.

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What's the nature of your emergency, Vodafone?

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If you sign up to something...

by taking the advert at face value, and not doing some research then you are going to be in for a shock...

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We told you jailbreaking your iThing was dangerous

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Re: Perhaps

Yours could also be the new dumb Nokia with Windoze fone 8.1 in the pocket...

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Hollywood star Robin Williams dies of 'suspected suicide' at 63

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Orsen...

he is back with you now, a sad loss to us all and our thoughts are with his family at this terrible time.

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Yosemite Siri? Apple might plonk chatty assistant on your desktop - report

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Here is how it will work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMS2VnDveP8

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O2 vs Vodafone: Mobe firms grab for GCHQ, gov.uk security badge

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Either one is very secure here in Scotland...

cos their coverage is crap. I have moved to a number based provider since there coverage is good, and I get 3G. In an interesting story, I got 4G on a trip to Birmingham a fews weeks ago, which was slower than the 3G speed I get here, so not overly impressed with 4G.

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Microsoft fixes all those shaky GoPro vids nobody wants to watch

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Something...

Actually worth having from Microsoft. Hats off to you, that is truly awesome. We need more stuff like this.

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World's only flyable WWII Lancaster bombers meet in Lincs

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Eargasm...

Just listening to that engine noise - I think the jet engine is great but a piston engine sounds soooo much better.

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Farmville maker Zynga delays new games after losing 57 MILLION users

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Zynga has always been synonymous...

with the definition of bubble - only a matter of time before people get wise and the thing collapses.

Pretty obvious really, so get out whilst you can.

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Nanu nanu! Mork calling Orson on VoIP over 2G

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Doing the same thing over and over...

and expecting a different outcome is the mark of insanity. This will fail, like they all do.

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Android busted for carrying Fake ID: OS doesn't check who really made that 'Adobe' plugin

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Lie with dogs...

You are going to get fleas.

Cheap 'driod makers are not going to spend money on this, enjoy your 'Cheap' devices

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Canada's boffins need A WHOLE YEAR to recover from China hack attack

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What could Canada have...

That China wants, maybe its wants to order some snow, syrup and Moose...?

Maybe they need a year to pen the letter of apology to China for stopping the attack?

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Sonos AXES support for Apple's iOS4 and 5

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WTF...?

IF you have something that can only run iOS 4 or 5 it should have been binned a long time ago - it will be a sack o crap compared to a new device. Time for an upgrade people.

I know I will be down voted for this but ancient tech is rubbish, do you self a favour and lose the many year old stuff.

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TV rudeboy and Outsourcery boss Linney joins Gov.UK SME panel

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Wasn't great on Dragons Den...

Cannot see him being any use in government, but then again he is with good company!!

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BMW's ConnectedDrive falls over, bosses blame upgrade snafu

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BMW i-Milkfloat...

has now replaced the Beetle as the ultimate driving bug :D

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If BlackBerry killed off its social gaming platform, would anybody notice?

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invest $71m...

ROI = nothing, what an epic, epic fail.

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WinPhone iView app flap: Microsoft to pull 'unauthorised' app... coded by STAFFER

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I think this quote sums it all up...

"on the devices and platforms they own and love."

Exactly - iOS and Android.

Windows Phone - the Ralph Wiggum of the phone world.

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NASA's Curiosity rover brought Earth BUG to Mars

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Re: Off topic

Lets face it, when you were UK based only, your grammar and spelling was crap. :D

We don't mind, its all part of the fun, wouldn't be here otherwise.

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Own goal as World Cup Wi-Fi passwords spilled in newspaper snap

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How many users over the years...

Have written their password down and post-it note'd to the monitor - seems this trend is set to continue for ever, and advances with technology.

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9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!

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NSA CIA MI5 / 6 maybe CI5 as well...

Are now reading the site, it contains lots of keywords that you monitor, please enjoy.

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DON'T PANIC: Facebook returns after 30-minute outage terror

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World becomes...

The most productive for many years, in the 30 mins or so faycebunch was down.

I am expecting to see that headline at some point.

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Fantastic fantasy four-way fling – and family-friendly fun

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I really did love Skyrim...

but the lack of Multiplayer made it feel incomplete, then came the announcement of ESO, so then it was obvious why it was missed out. Shame really.

I am going to get Diablo 3 at some point, I played the demo and it seemed really good. At the moment GTAV and Deus Ex: Human revolution, directors cut are taking up my allocated gaming time.

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I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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I do the work...

Then Bill them afterwards, bad news like that travels really quickly.

TINSTAAFL

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Jellybean dominates Play, still seated atop rising KitKat

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Samsung...

Only company to get sued by Apple and Google...

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Indie record labels to haul YouTube before the European Commission

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We have changed the agreement...

Pray we don't change it anymore

do no evil my arse, I have not believed that from the start, anyone who did please message me their credit card details I have some snake oil I can send them.

(Note, the above is sarcasm - this means don't send your details on the internet.)

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Russians turn Raspberry Pi into fully-fledged autopilot

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Re: As long as

Probably better than what Aeroflot have used in the past...

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Awesome!!

Hope they get it working, I would certainly use it.

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'THERE'S BEEN A MURRRDER!' Plod probe Street View 'slaying'

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Shame on...

The police for even bothering to investigate, like that would *actually* happen. Also the people who reported it are muppets as well </facepalm>

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You know what today's movies need? MORE DRONES

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The only thing that needs more drones...

is a set of bagpipes.

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New development in 'stadium-sized' FLYING SAUCER orb invasion

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Hope it all...

goes well for them, and nothing nasty happens.

Must ask the question as well, could the long nozzle motor be retro-fitted to LOHAN? Should get things moving :D

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New iOS 8 SDK: Come in, apps. Get cozy, sip wine, swap numbers

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WTF?

Bing translation???

That really makes me want to use it then *NOT*

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Automating repetitive tasks: If it moves, script it

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Automate...

Yourself out of a job, if its easy then any one can do my job.

No, its wicked complex and only I can do it.

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Boffins: How to generate crypto-keys using a smartphone – and quantum physics

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Awesome!!

I so want to use this, but http://xkcd.com/221/

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Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the WORST

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If all Audi and BMW drivers...

were shot I would agree, otherwise the driverless car could help.

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Rich bitch sorority girls actually more likely to put out than low-class 'sluts': Study

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Thank god...

Someone is there to do this research, thank god we have world peace, no poverty and everyone is equal.

Otherwise this might be a massive waste of everyones time and money, which could be far better spent doing something worthwhile.

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Jade Rabbit nearly out of hop

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Maybe it vibrated...

to a stop :D

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LG G3 fights off screen-res war rival Samsung with quad-HD cutie: In pictures

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Yay...

I new myth has arrived - gone are MHz and Mega Pixels, hello to stupid pixel sizes. I for one welcome this change <facepalm>

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IBM shows off phase-shift LIQUID METAL storage tech

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Re: Will they get hit by a Patent suit from Apple now then?

Maybe Apple and IBM will have the T1000's rise from each product and fight it out :D (Probably for our very souls)

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Hey, we'll do 4G for £15, says O2 (just mind how you go on the 1GB limit)

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Re: If only i could get a Three signal at home!

Three now do femocells, might be worth reconsidering. I moved to Three from Vodaphone and have not look back since.

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Fat-fingered admin downs entire Joyent data center

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Molly Guard...

That is what you are needing

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