* Posts by Phil E Succour

103 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Oct 2012

World's FIRST TALKING SPACE ROBO-CHUM BLASTS OFF to the ISS

Phil E Succour
Joke

Re: It would be a better companion

You mean you could pay for your latte by just waving the robot past the terminal instead of entering your PIN? I think it's easier to use your Mastercard...

Phil E Succour
Black Helicopters

>>They should have just sent a cat

Hmmm, not sure why but the image of someone sitting in machine orbiting the earth whilst stroking a white cat that's on their knee is somehow disturbing...

French boffins: Regard, our record-breaking long, fat, wet pipe

Phil E Succour
Childcatcher

Re: Limber up first...

Steven, there was no shortage of available and willing hands at that school...

Phil E Succour
Joke

Re: Limber up first...

To avoid that outcome the matron at my boarding school recommended changing hands every 100 strokes...

Decade to 2010 was hottest, wettest: WMO

Phil E Succour
WTF?

Overdramatising?

>> It was the wettest decade since 1901, except for the 1950s...

Doesn't that just mean it was the wettest decade since the 1950s?? Why do they even mention 1901 if that decade was not as wet as the 1950s?? Seems to be a poor attempt to make it sound more dramatic than it actually is.

Voyager 1 'close' to breaking through to DEEP SPACE - boffins

Phil E Succour
Go

Re: I remember following its launch

>> I wonder how long the plutonium powerpacks are good for on them?

Don't know, but I could do with one for my laptop...

Thinktank: 'Lab-smashing' Stuxnet helped Iran's nuke effort

Phil E Succour
Joke

Re: Stupid Israelis

Reminds me of this...

http://www.bbspot.com/news/2001/10/iso9000.html

Boffins plan to drop €250,000 TEST-TUBE BURGER on London

Phil E Succour
Mushroom

Too much methane

>>cut back humanity's reliance on huge herds of methane-spewing cows.

Spewing?...I thought the methane came from the other end.

Quid-a-day nosh challenge hack enters the final furlong

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Thumb Up

In the top 30!

At the time of writing this post Lester is no. 29 (out of 5075) on the leaderboard of monies raised for charity.

https://www.livebelowtheline.com/leaderboards/all/participants/UK?lang=en

Well done mate!

Phil E Succour
Pint

Nicely planned and executed Lester

and congratulations on raising over a grand for charity.

<< Congratulate yourself with a few of these over the weekend

Outback geothermal plant goes live

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Pint

Re: "The rocks driving the geothermal plant have a temperature of about 242°C."

>> What does that equal on the 'homes this could power for how long' scale?

That won't help. We need to know how many olympic sized swimming pools it could keep warm for the next 10000 years.

Weary quid-a-day nosh hack fears colonal mass ejection

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Alert

Re: Bah!

>>I can't wait for the follow up: "How I Lived For A Week On Senokot Powder And Bran".

Nah, it'll be titled "How I reclassifed The Battle of the Somme re-enactment park as a brown field site..."

Yahoo! thanks! Asian! equity! for! 36! PERCENT! income! boost!

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Thumb Up

Re: !

I! love! the! house! style! myself!

Smart metering will disrupt weather forecasts, warns Met Office

Phil E Succour
Headmaster

Re: yep... security is the key point.

>>I just get pissed at people quoting savings when they should be quoting costs.

No you don't, you get "pissed off". To get pissed means to get drunk.

Please don't pollute these forums with yoof speak.

/Pedant rant

Mali to give away .ML domains for free

Phil E Succour
Pint

Re: Allegedly?

>>They're the McDonalds of terrorism, but the bacon sandwiches probably aren't as good...

I don't think that the things they serve at McDonalds count as bacon sandwiches....

Please see http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/05/bacon_sarnie_result/

Rise Of The Machines: What will become of box-watchers, delivery drivers?

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Unhappy

Re: But How

If they model the robot behaviour on HDN drivers in the UK, all they need to do is dump the parcel on your doorstep and bugger off.

Apple and world HACKED by Facebook plunderers

Phil E Succour
Windows

Life without Java

Boy, am I glad I ditched Java a few years ago. I haven't missed it either.

'Bah, this Apple Shop is full of APPLES'

Phil E Succour
Joke

Re: I know of this shop

>>>Do they provide core services?

Yes, but I've never understood their a-peel

Spanish boffins increase GPS accuracy by 90%

Phil E Succour
Joke

Re: GPS for Dummies

>>Sub-decimeter sounds so much more impressive than "a bit less than four inches", doesn't it?

I bet you say that to all the girls!

Michael Dell to buy himself on Monday?

Phil E Succour
Stop

Re: Flipper

What does it mean to “get the brass enchilada? Is it like “showing someone the Golden Rivet”? I do hope not for Michael's sake...

Google denies smacking Botswanan ass

Phil E Succour
Joke

It looks like the face recognition technology...

...doesn't extend to donkeys' faces. I wonder if other animals will have their privacy invaded in this way as the black opels continue their journey around Africa?

Amazon-bashed HMV calls in administrators, seeks buyer

Phil E Succour
Unhappy

What a shame

I feel for the employees whose jobs are under threat from this development, I hope they are able to find new work.

Sadly though the writing has been on the wall for some time. High street retailers who concentrate on one are of the market like HMV and Jessops have really had the rug pulled from under their feet over the past few years. Locked into long leases on some of the stores with no flexibility when times are hard has meant they are just not agile enough.

The strongest high street retailers seem to be those who have product lines crossing many categories such as department stores - perhaps that model is the best hope for the future?

Vibrator guru on pleasure tech: 'Of all the places you'd want a quality UI....'

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Go

Re: what you did there, I saw it

and don't forget that they "thought outside the box"

Fnarr Fnarr

A pre-ticked box in web forms should NOT mean consent - EU report

Phil E Succour

Absolutely, they should enshrine this in the law. All the messing about with double negatives and inverting the meaning of two adjacent tick boxes is obviously designed to confuse users, there can be no other purpose. Companies who do it should hang their heads in shame.

Adobe offers free trip to PowerPC era

Phil E Succour
Paris Hilton

Re: Obligatory car analogy!

Where do I get the free bike?

Or is it a free 4x4?

Polaroid plans retail Fotobars to print out your pics

Phil E Succour
Stop

Re: Printed copies of photos are pointless...

That might be true of prints knocked out on a colour laser or cheap inkjet, but if you use one of the high end printers from Epson or Canon that use pigment inks, and then look after the prints properly (as you need to do with chemical prints), their lifespan will be comparable to chemical prints.

iPhone 'Do Not Disturb' bug to self-destruct on Monday

Phil E Succour
Joke

Re: Explanation wanted

Well this year is 2013, which in hex is 7DD. Perhaps the "DD" part of that distracted the coders and the bug slipped through?

Boffins cook raw numbers, hope to bake PERFECT kilogram

Phil E Succour
Linux

It would be funnier if the break in was in the style of the master criminal penguin from Wallace & Gromit and the kilogram was swapped for a pound of Wensleydale cheese.

Cassini spots Titan ‘mini-Nile’

Phil E Succour
Coat

I don't believe NASA have discovered an extra-terrestrial river

I’m In De Nile

Sleepy North Yorkshire village is first to get gov-subsidised BT fibre

Phil E Succour
Flame

Re: Evans Business Park, York

Spot on – it pi*ses me off that these “middle ground” exchanges – too large or not rural enough for subsidy but too small to attract LLU or FTTC – get left behind in all this. There’s no competition to drive BT to do anything , so we’re stuck.

North Korean rocket works, puts something into orbit

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Alert

Re: I have nukes

>>I have nukes, so there.

I'd be careful saying things like that on the interwebs, you'll have the black helicopters overhead and SWAT teams kicking in your door if past experience is anything to go by...

Last moon landing was 40 years ago today

Phil E Succour
Headmaster

Pedant Alert

"the fact remains that as of today it's 40 years since a human set foot on the moon."

The article says they spent 75 hours on the moon, so I guess that would mean the last time a human set foot on the moon was the 14th December 1972, not quite 40 years ago.

Article's title is accurate though!

LOL: Twitter faces fines for late UK financial filings

Phil E Succour
Go

Abbreviated Accounts

They’re probably trying to work out a way to fit the accounts into 140 characters...

Hero Playmonaut lost at sea as SPEARS ditches in Channel

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Stop

Re: Next Launch Site

>>>Next launch site....obviously Meriden in the Midlands. traditionally known as the center of England therefore very far from the sea.

Well, no actually, that doesn't really help. On the UK mainland the furthest you can be from a coastline is about 70 miles and the LOHAN balloon went further than that, so you could still be in trouble, it all depends on where the wind takes it. If the wind had been from the south LOHAN could have gone over 200 miles due north before crossing the coast somewhere near Hartlepool. As it was the predicted path showed the flight returning to the ground well short of the south coast, so launching from that site wasn't a rash decision, but there's always a risk the wind forecasts are wrong.

Phil E Succour
FAIL

Re: Coincidence?

>>>I was in Newbury at around the time the balloon burst and saw something that looked on fire falling out the sky. Could it have been a part of this?

Nope, the balloon was released near Newbury, it travelled a fair distance south east before it burst, and it landed in the sea 70 odd miles away, so if you saw something fall from the sky in Newbury it's just a coincidence...

Phil E Succour
Unhappy

Probably wouldn't help much...

>>>Can I suggest that the next test be launched from Coton in the Elms, Derbyshire? Just to be on the safe side...

>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coton_in_the_Elms

That reference says Coton in the Elms is 70 miles from water, and my estimate of the straight line distance from launch to splashdown is around 72 to 73 miles.

But it's all irrelevant anyway, you could go much more than 70 miles from both Brightwalton and Coton in the Elms and still be over dry land, it just depends which direction you go. The prediction based on a wind forecast was that it would travel south but fall well short of the coast. It didn't. Shit happens.

Phil E Succour
Childcatcher

Re: Phoenix...

>>>hopefully in the form of a couple of airbags.

You mean Bulgarian airbags??? Now that would make the mission video MUCH more interesting...

Phil E Succour
Linux

Perhaps next time...

...the playmobile pirate should ride the balloon as he'll be better qualified to deal with unscheduled interactions with the sea.

<--- as is he

LOHAN's mighty orb launch live NOW

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Re: Always "Late Delivery" !!

No problem Custard, it was annoying when the live stream went down just as they got the gate open wasn't it...

Phil E Succour

Re: Always "Late Delivery" !!

Whilst waiting for Lester to distil the events into a Reg article, there's a write up here...

https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!topic/ukhas/Rfx1Jnv9hZU

and pictures here

http://www.flickr.com/photos/daveake/sets/72157632136764003/

and a video here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jcnJmj0l9I&feature=g-upl

Phil E Succour
Pint

Beer From Me Too!

Not 100% successful, but it's unreasonable to expect that it would be, this was a test flight after all.

Fingers crossed the payload washes ashore or another boat trip tomorrow hauls our plucky playmonaut from the water.

I guess the A-Team are drowning their sorrows in a south coast pub right now...

Watch live! Crack LOHAN team to send SPEARS to stratosphere

Phil E Succour
Mushroom

Hydrogen??? Lasers???

I think I see a plan coming together: launch a hydrogen filled balloon to great heights and then try and shoot it down with the high powered lasers. That should be quite a light show, can't wait for the video...

Extreme teleworking: A Reg hack reports from the internet's frontier

Phil E Succour
Pint

Lasers

Ah - is this the reason for those high power lasers? Are you planning to modulate their beams with your internet traffic and get a decent connection that way? That would be _real_ broadband!

There's always a risk you might fry a Telefonica operative in the process though...

And if I might just add, You lucky, lucky bastard Lester

LOHAN to slip in sexy little black number

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SCARY SPICE

Soldered Components and Relays Yielding Special Project's Ignition Control Electronics

Omnishambles beats off mummy-porn, becomes English word of 2012

Phil E Succour

Re: 'the verb "medal" (from the Olympics)'

Heaven forfend that "to medal" ever becomes accepted usage. Every time I hear it I think they mean "to meddle" and that it's yet another update on the Jimmy Savile story...

LOHAN slips BRA over BOOBIES in ballocket backronym buffoonery

Phil E Succour

Re: Are you going to take this lying down?

Well if we need a bacon sarnie let's call the control board the

Balloon

Altitude

Controller

Operating

Near

Stratosphere

After

Relay

Neatly

Ignites

Explosives

Phil E Succour
Pint

I guess "Controller Utilised in Near Troposphere" is out of the question then?

So how about SPEARS - Special Project Electronics Altitude Release System?

TGI Friday...

A bitter spill to swallow, or 'how to smeg up your keyboard'

Phil E Succour
Joke

Re: Sherry

Yep, I dated Sherry for while and you should have seen what happened to my laptop.

What a bitch!

Medical scan record that the NHS says will cost £2k to retrieve: Detail

Phil E Succour
Facepalm

This is just the tip of the iceberg...

...as far as digital data preservation goes.

The US Library of Congress has some good guidance at http://www.digitalpreservation.gov/, but the proliferation of propriatary data formats across multiple industires doesn't bode well for future accessibility of data.