72 posts • joined 31 Oct 2012
Good start chaps
Now all we need to do is get the sharks up to the ISS...
Re: As big as three football fields??
Excellent conversions, thanks. I can visualise it perfectly now
As big as three football fields??
Sorry, that doesn't compute. Please ensure future Earth menacing asteroid sizes are given in El-Reg units
Re: Reg Commentard surely?
Perhaps amanfrommars has moved into litigation?
Judging from the description of the lawsuit I'd have thought "Runs with Beavers" is nearer the mark.
Sub! Editing! Failure!
What! has! happened! to! the! house! style!?
Or is this a different Yahoo!?
Re: Ohhhhh,..... Eeeeehhhhhhh,...
Shouldn't that be:
...or 7 to have an Apple Store facilitator assist you with your tissue.
Exactly what kind of assistance I'll leave to the imagination.
>>And the lawyers keep on getting richer....
'twas ever so. I'm not aware of any legal system which actually seeks justice, truth and fairness for the parties involved, the whole set up is designed to keep the laywers in yachts.
The British satirical magazine Private Eye hit the nail on the head many years ago now when it printed a photo of a high profile libel lawyer and their client following the failure of their case in court. A speech bubble added to the client said "We lost", the speech bubble added to the lawyer said "No, YOU lost. Here's my invoice".
Re: Goodbye SAN
>>I've ordered our new £250,000 SAN destroyed because it can't be trusted. They're out
>> the back with sledgehammers right now...
Just ship it to the Guardian offices and the UK government will send some guys around to do it for you...
Re: Was it a box of balloons,
You'll be getting ribbed all week for a terrible joke like that. At least bad jokes are no barrier to commenting on El Reg.
Blast From The Past
Re: Your element interests me
>> I would like to subscribe to your periodical.
Put an offer on the table then...
>> Microsoft shares are already up nearly 9 per cent as this article is published
>> following the announcement.
Meanwhile shares in local chair manufacturers have plummeted like a stone...
Rockblok In High Altitude Nimbus Needs Abort
Satellite Controlled Airborne Rockblok Yielding Safety Procedure In Case of Emergency
>> small section of high grade flash + massive section of prom
I need to clean my glasses - I was quite disappointed when I realised I'd misread the last letter of that quote as a "n".
Re: "just have to email the instructions to the recipient"
"Mark Zuckerberg's free-content ad-network..."
Shouldn't that be "Mark Zuckerberg's content-free ad-network "? Seems closer to the mark at least.
Re: It would be a better companion
You mean you could pay for your latte by just waving the robot past the terminal instead of entering your PIN? I think it's easier to use your Mastercard...
>>They should have just sent a cat
Hmmm, not sure why but the image of someone sitting in machine orbiting the earth whilst stroking a white cat that's on their knee is somehow disturbing...
Re: Limber up first...
Steven, there was no shortage of available and willing hands at that school...
Re: Limber up first...
To avoid that outcome the matron at my boarding school recommended changing hands every 100 strokes...
>> It was the wettest decade since 1901, except for the 1950s...
Doesn't that just mean it was the wettest decade since the 1950s?? Why do they even mention 1901 if that decade was not as wet as the 1950s?? Seems to be a poor attempt to make it sound more dramatic than it actually is.
Re: I remember following its launch
>> I wonder how long the plutonium powerpacks are good for on them?
Don't know, but I could do with one for my laptop...
Eadon must be felling unwell - not only did he miss the chance to blame microsoft but he didn't end with something along the lines of
ATTENTION-GRABBING SPINNING RUST PLATTER FAIL
Re: Stupid Israelis
Reminds me of this...
Too much methane
>>cut back humanity's reliance on huge herds of methane-spewing cows.
Spewing?...I thought the methane came from the other end.
In the top 30!
At the time of writing this post Lester is no. 29 (out of 5075) on the leaderboard of monies raised for charity.
Well done mate!
Nicely planned and executed Lester
and congratulations on raising over a grand for charity.
<< Congratulate yourself with a few of these over the weekend
Re: "The rocks driving the geothermal plant have a temperature of about 242°C."
>> What does that equal on the 'homes this could power for how long' scale?
That won't help. We need to know how many olympic sized swimming pools it could keep warm for the next 10000 years.
>>I can't wait for the follow up: "How I Lived For A Week On Senokot Powder And Bran".
Nah, it'll be titled "How I reclassifed The Battle of the Somme re-enactment park as a brown field site..."
I! love! the! house! style! myself!
Re: yep... security is the key point.
>>I just get pissed at people quoting savings when they should be quoting costs.
No you don't, you get "pissed off". To get pissed means to get drunk.
Please don't pollute these forums with yoof speak.
>>They're the McDonalds of terrorism, but the bacon sandwiches probably aren't as good...
I don't think that the things they serve at McDonalds count as bacon sandwiches....
Please see http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/05/bacon_sarnie_result/
Re: But How
If they model the robot behaviour on HDN drivers in the UK, all they need to do is dump the parcel on your doorstep and bugger off.
Life without Java
Boy, am I glad I ditched Java a few years ago. I haven't missed it either.
Re: I know of this shop
>>>Do they provide core services?
Yes, but I've never understood their a-peel
Re: GPS for Dummies
>>Sub-decimeter sounds so much more impressive than "a bit less than four inches", doesn't it?
I bet you say that to all the girls!
What does it mean to “get the brass enchilada? Is it like “showing someone the Golden Rivet”? I do hope not for Michael's sake...
Re: Nikolai Markus - Bushes (Norman Cook Remix / 1999)
Surely the best backing track would be the great Ivor Biggun's "Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint )"
It looks like the face recognition technology...
...doesn't extend to donkeys' faces. I wonder if other animals will have their privacy invaded in this way as the black opels continue their journey around Africa?
What a shame
I feel for the employees whose jobs are under threat from this development, I hope they are able to find new work.
Sadly though the writing has been on the wall for some time. High street retailers who concentrate on one are of the market like HMV and Jessops have really had the rug pulled from under their feet over the past few years. Locked into long leases on some of the stores with no flexibility when times are hard has meant they are just not agile enough.
The strongest high street retailers seem to be those who have product lines crossing many categories such as department stores - perhaps that model is the best hope for the future?
Re: what you did there, I saw it
and don't forget that they "thought outside the box"
Absolutely, they should enshrine this in the law. All the messing about with double negatives and inverting the meaning of two adjacent tick boxes is obviously designed to confuse users, there can be no other purpose. Companies who do it should hang their heads in shame.
Re: Obligatory car analogy!
Where do I get the free bike?
Or is it a free 4x4?
Re: Printed copies of photos are pointless...
That might be true of prints knocked out on a colour laser or cheap inkjet, but if you use one of the high end printers from Epson or Canon that use pigment inks, and then look after the prints properly (as you need to do with chemical prints), their lifespan will be comparable to chemical prints.
Re: Explanation wanted
Well this year is 2013, which in hex is 7DD. Perhaps the "DD" part of that distracted the coders and the bug slipped through?
It would be funnier if the break in was in the style of the master criminal penguin from Wallace & Gromit and the kilogram was swapped for a pound of Wensleydale cheese.
I don't believe NASA have discovered an extra-terrestrial river
I’m In De Nile
Re: Evans Business Park, York
Spot on – it pi*ses me off that these “middle ground” exchanges – too large or not rural enough for subsidy but too small to attract LLU or FTTC – get left behind in all this. There’s no competition to drive BT to do anything , so we’re stuck.
Re: I have nukes
>>I have nukes, so there.
I'd be careful saying things like that on the interwebs, you'll have the black helicopters overhead and SWAT teams kicking in your door if past experience is anything to go by...
- One HUNDRED FAMOUS LADIES exposed NUDE online
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine
- Twitter: La la la, we have not heard of any NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES