* Posts by The_Regulator

268 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2012

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Head of privacy at Google leaves. Yes, that's a real job

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Head of how to get around privacy

Wow, I wonder if just about anyone can apply for this job. No experience required ftw!!!

Boffins birth man-sized military ROBOT JELLYFISH

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Great until Iran catches it and copies

Then we will not only need to worry about the frickin sharks with the frickin laser beams, the killer dolphins with explosives that escaped while horny a few months back but also the terrorist jelly fish pre-programmed to kill all infidels powered by a nuke!!!

Smartphone running 'Facebook OS' said to debut this week

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FB Phone

I for one will ask all my friends who has a fb phone then rapidly delete them from my contacts to stop the spread of what surely will be one of the most invasive devices ever released.

Facebook prepares to dominate Android

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Facebook Phone Really

Ohh for the days when real relationships with real people were more important than who just friended/de-friended you on fb and how many likes your last comments had.

Mid-Range HTC Device too ehhh, cutting edge stuff.

Spanish Linux group files antitrust complaint against Microsoft

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Trollface

Secure Boot & Open Source

So once there are OEM's who want to sell computers that ship with and run some form of open source software (ohh maybe in another 50-100 years) then the creators can put in a secure boot signed by the os provider and be happy. Until you have a mainstream request for your software don't bother because the majority oft the computer buying public could not and would not run any form of open source os distribution on their home computer.

Enough said....

Microsoft's 'Gemini' project will be the Windows Blue of Office

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Eventually they will get it right....

At some point Microsoft will get it right and be able to unify a lot of things, in the meantime we will continue to bitch about it.

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Ribbon Bad? I Think Not

The ribbon is way better than the dated menus from windows XP and earlier iterations of the Windows OS. Not sure (other than being stuck in your ways) how you could think otherwise.

Microsoft says WinPhone outselling iPhone, BlackBerry

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Low Sales Does Not Mean It's Bad

To be honest just because apple and android phones sell more doesn't mean anything other than just that. Having been an iPhone and android user in the past I enjoy the experience with my Lumia 920 more than either one of those devices, I could also care less how much people want to say MSFT sucks as it does not affect me one iota.

It is funny though how the publicity war is fought and how propaganda is used. Finally, wasn't the article published in the NY Times and what does MSFT have to do with that??

Microsoft splashes coat of paint on Windows 8 comms apps

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Windows

Use Win 8 But I Don't Use Any Of Those Apps

I use windows 8 on my home desktop pc with a mouse and keyboard no touchscreen, I do not even have those apps on my start screen as I do not use them. I actually use my pc almost exactly the same way as I did my windows 7 pc except for a few free apps e.g. ESPN, USA Today, Tech Blogs etc.

Using my computer like this with windows 8 is actually by far a better experience than with windows 7 as I get the best of both worlds.

Love watching you guys get all frothy at the mouth as soon as someone mentions windows 8 and microsoft.

To @Eadon the troll judging a book by its cover is something a 4 year old might do, in the real world people actually try things and discover whether they like them or not then again you probably do not have the intelligence to try most things so.......

Wireless charging on the Galaxy S4: Samsung goes VHS not Betamax

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Qi Wireless FTW

Being the owner of a Nokia Lumia 920 I use my wireless charger on a daily basis and love it. Qi definitely seems to be the way things are going and Samsung changing gears should be the nail in the coffin of the other option.

Google adds validation to DNSSEC

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The # of Noobs/Non-Tech Users

On the internet and google thinks they can reasonably expect a majority of major players to actually do this when it potentially could stop people reaching their sites.

I have to take a hit and pass it on, just can't imagine this happening.

Btw google thanks for letting me use your DNS servers though, it's appreciated :)

Kinky Android X-ray app laid bare as malware

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Already downloaded 756,345 times

Enjoy noob spamdroid users, have fun with those xray pics lol

South Korean TV and banks paralysed in disk-wipe cyber-blitz

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North Koreans Can't Nuke But Can Hack

Hack joo so good that I take down my own sites too as collateral....

Google Drive goes titsup for MILLIONS of users

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And that's why offline maps are better

Pre-installed offline maps come in handy once in a while. Not sure if goggle offers this as I am a WP User but Nokia's "Here" Maps give me this functionality so I can switch back and forth.

Review: Sony Xperia Z

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Just Puked In My Mouth A Bit

Looking at that dated boring UI on this phone. Why would you keep a UI that looks like it was designed in 2007???

Windows Phone 8 support to end in 2014

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Mushroom

MS Stated WP8 Handsets Upgradeable to WP9 (or whatever it is titled)

Reg writers seem to be about as trustworthy as a middle eastern dictator on a bender.....just because WP8's lifecycle ends (as do all major phone os revisions) does not mean they just say screw you now your on your own.

WP8 users will upgrade to the next revision and continue to receive support from there.

The amount of drivvel and rhetoric coming from this site is incredible, who the hell pays your salaries, you should be fired for writing garbage like this.

AdBlock Plus BLOCKED from Google Play

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Google can't maximize advertising profits

If you continually block them so screw you adblock plus dev....there goes the best app available......enjoy your targeted ads users....

And for BlackBerry's next trick: Sawing Android, iOS IN HALF

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Nice Idea But Late to Party

Really, I guess you don't need to include windows phone as it already has company management options built in.

Outages plague Hotmail and Outlook users

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Fine for me

No email outage here. If you would like google sending you targeted ads and scanning your personal email go ahead and make the switch to Gmail.

Love the rhetoric ElReg, how does most every story here become a hate on Microsoft story...are you funded by google or something?????

Microsoft exec selling his Surface tablet

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Wow, Lame Story

Are we that desperate for news that this is the best you can come up with????

I smell some bs rhetoric here....nothing to see move along. Author you are freakin lame for even putting this drivel up.

Multimillionaire Brit games dev wants your cash for Shroud of the Avatar

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Does Kickstart Give You Rights?

If a dev gets kickstarter funds, then sells the idea/app for millions do the donators get anything in return?

'Wireless charging' in Galaxy S4 will betray Samsung's best pal

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Samsung not supporting own standard

If you can't beat them, join them right!!!

Apple just invented a new wireless charging system too wow, pity they could not get it into the utterly boring iphone5...

That Firefox OS mobe: The sorta phone left behind after a mugging

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Windows

LMAO @ Where's The Love!!

LOL @Knives&Faux if you mention that windows phone is actually good here you will be instantly downvoted and classes as a troll.

It is actually a sin on the register to say that anything produced by microsoft especially anything new e.g. windows 8, windows phone 8 is good.

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Lol @Streaming phone to Big Screen TV

I would use that option if the only things left in the world were my phone and my tv otherwise thanks but no thanks.

Cracks me up how android users want to tout garbage things like that as a selling point...

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Yes They Should

Both continue to look at alternatives and support windows phone. Nothing is perfect whether that be apple, google, MSFT or BB but competition is good and I agree with your comments that windows phone is probably the most poised to be able to compete so long as Microsoft doesn't screw it up......(waits for crickets chirping)

Apple patents situational awareness for oblivious fanbois

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Trollface

iWatchiCash

So now it will just start spewing cash as soon as you get near an apple store or one of apple's partners stores ehh seems like a plan!!

Google squishes login-bypass bug that opened door to hijackers

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But Google has stamped out 99.7% of hijacks

According to another article I read on ElReg.....yet this was happening for almost a year, really........

Vertu-alised Android revealed at an all-too-real €7,900

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Rofl

And it still crashes,freezes and lets in too much malware....all the money in the world couldn't.......

Home Depot pulls out of newly-named RIM, gets in bed with Apple

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Poor BB

The slow agonizing death is underway. 3 platforms is enough. Crapple, Spamdroid & Winblows....

Apple refreshes MacBook Pro range

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$2700 for an i7!!!

Lol at these prices, do they throw in a car as a free bonus with top of the range???

Inside Microsoft's Surface Pro: A fiendishly difficult journey

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Just More Negative Press

Not sure why anyone would need to open up a tablet after all it is not a laptop...it's cool that ifix it does this but personally I could care less if it can be opened or not. As for scoring devices, other than a bunch of nerds who cares???

Facebook turns billion-dollar profit into tax refund

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Tired of tax loopholes

The rich get richer!! Personally I am tired of seeing the rich corporations take advantage of tax loopholes when the global economy is basically for shit...everyone needs to pay their fair share to make things better imho.

Microsoft Surface Pro launch: It's easy to sell out of sod all stock

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Win 7 Vs Win 8 Launch

I always see comparisons between the launch of windows 7 and 8 but what never seems to be considered is the fact that when 7 launched there was a clamour for a new os due to how bad vista was perceived/received depending on viewpoint. With the launch of Win 8 there has not been that same sense of urgency because 7 is good for most people running a desk top environment.

Personally I enjoy 8 more than 7 but that's just this readers opinion.

Google exec defends search snooping, location tracking

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Eagle Eye Anyone???

Pretty soon we will have the minority report too!!!

Watch your back, Amazon: Google coughs $125m for 'shopping engine' firm

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Googlezon

So wait, google tracks everyone, their mobile platform is the most common of all in the headlines for security issues and they now think I am going to use them to purchase goods online? *takes a hit and passes it on*

Apple 'slashes iPhone 5 screen orders', tight-fisted fanbois blamed

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Windows

Re: Sell Apple Stock

Or this could be the beginning of a down swing for AAPL, lower iPhone sales won't make investors happy, iPhone 5S which I am sure we will see at some point this year won't be anything revolutionary, more competition from the likes of Nokia, RIM, Samsung, HTC won't help matters and it appears that the iPhone is not all that popular in most of the "developing world" nor in China probably a lot down to cost.

Perhaps people should wait for it to go further down to buy as this could be the top of the mountain for Apple that we have reached.

Biz users, hard-up punters: Nobody loves Windows 8

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FAIL

Re: windows 8 has failed in the market place

LOL @ The Alpha Klutz your comments make zero sense. So MS colluded to make their operating system fast with intel right........... they ddon't want to produce the fastest product they can anyway right?? (also you did acknowledge that it is fast!!)

Also do you have any kind of statistics that back up the fact that windows xp is "the fastest" or is that just some more drivel coming out of your mouth I can't quite decide but erring on the side of you have no clue WTF you are talking about.

For gaming I am pretty sure Win8 was tested and came out on top of even Win 7. For regular use you don't have to stick with the Metro Interface, go to the desktop and use it or on a dual screen setup its even better, you can have your metro apps on one screen and your legacy ish on the other.

Final Note: Windows 8 has been released to the public for all of about 3-4 months at this point but yet we should accept your view now that it has failed??

Keep Trolling Buddy your obviously a pro at that at least.

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Windows

Re: Another day, another win 8 hater story on the reg

Agree, the people who hate on win 8 either have not used it at all, arent smart enough to learn it or cant be bothered. The trolls just say it sucks, we all know who they are e.g. @Eadon and The Reg writers obviously do not complete much partial journalism unless it comes to something ending in *ix or *ux or *droid

I used to love this site but it appears to be seeing a take over from a bunch of hacks who just want to act on personal agendas half the time.

Not sure but definitely searching for an alternative to ElReg in the near future.

Nokia: Ship's now stable, all we need is passengers

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"but the low-cost Android experience isn't that great"

Theres an understatement, everyone I know with a mid range android phone cannot stand the experience.

Nokia definitely appears to be moving in the right direction, just wish I had purchased some shares back in Q3 2012 when they were running at about US $1.70 a share, could have doubled my money in less than 6 months!!

Microsoft pats self on back over Windows 8 sales

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Windows

Re: Hummm!

Your dumb troll comments just keep on coming, somewhere between the open source bs about how windows 8 sucks so badly and the MSFT at least partial bs on how Win 8 is the best thing since sliced bread lies the truth. Now, no matter how you look at it 60 million licenses sold in 3 months since the release date is pretty nice and whether those are installed right now or not the fact is that windows runs on more computers than anything else so....if you were a developer (I am guessing you are not because you seem to be just a troll) and you could get in early on something that is pretty close to surely having a very large audience why would you not do that......

BTW liked the Bootnote, if you actually try Win 8 with an open mind and continue to use it for an extended period of time it really is pretty darn good.

US court ungags Yelp reviewer who dissed builder

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Black Helicopters

Hmmm

If I was a business owner (I'm not) I would be pissed if someone was writing an unfairly negative review of my company. Now if it was the truth then so be it, but if the customer is distorting the truth and that in turn is causing a loss of revenue I cannot say I blame the builder for going after her/him.

Lying/Bad Mouthing to me should be liablous (spell checker is off) if it is not a truthful statement and people need to realize that what they write online is not always annonymous and simply a comment it can have a real world consequence.

'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year

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Linux

And That Ladies & Gentlemen....

is why you should not mess with the Linus.....he will beat you down and tell you that you suck at life!!!

Minicam movie pirate gets record-breaking five years in prison

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Who Watches Camcorder Movies Now Anyway

I have zero interest in watching a movie recorded on a camcorder in a theater full of people where you do not even have direct audio half the time and when you do it sounds like somebody shoved the microphone where the sun doesn't shine then connected it to the source......Bluray FTW!!!

I guess the general public does not feel the same way as this as these guys were able to sell their pirate warez to others in order to buy some extra servers etc.....I guess the question I would be asking myself is was it REALLY worth it???....Have fun in jail and keep that soap on a rope held tight boys!!

Steve Jobs' Apple yacht freed after family settles the bill

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Hahaha controlled by imacs

Hopefully they are not using crapple maps or the good ship might run aground.

Here's how the conversation would have gone if Steve was alive and sailing:

STEVE: Mr Cook, set a course for Seattle harbor, I need to test these rail guns on MSFT HQ.

COOK: aye aye sir, its only a couple of miles up the coast afaik

6 Hours Later......

STEVE: where are we Tim?

COOK: Umm, let me check my iphone maps just to be safe. This iOS 6 is great you know.

10 minutes later....

STEVE: Well, where are we Tim?

COOK: Bollox we've run aground apparently just off the Mexican coast sir.

**A Loud Bang Sounds and Cook's dead body hits the ocean.**

STEVE: You're fired bitch, someone get google on the phone asap!!!

Israel plots gigabit fibre-to-home rollout

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On par really

Yeah cos in the USA we can really get gigabit home lines everywhere....sheesh even 100mbit is super expensive on a cable line.

The LINUX TABLET IS THE FUTURE - and it always will be

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Re: @The_Regulator

Ohhhh I see, because I am younger than you I need to grow up...... and actually I am old enough to have had milk delivered to the house when I was growing up and to steal a few pints from the neighbors as well!!

Perhaps (as I said to the other person here) you could have saved yourself some time by learning something new and more efficient, perhaps your incapable though....Did the 2 finger typing take long to get those paragraphs out?

Make use of that valuable time old timer!! No need to respond unless you really want to as I know you will be chuffed to read this response :)

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Re: @The_Regulator

Haha, allow me to retort!!!

My point is that many many people (like yourself) simply knock a new product because they do not know how to use it and do not want to learn. Further to my point is that world moves forward, if you want to wallow in your mud thats cool but I have no interest hearing how your better off on XP when by your own admission you would not even choose to try windows Vista, 7 or 8. You should know that actually windows 7 and 8 (and I guess Vista too) are more stable and more efficient than the XP System you are using so perhaps you could have saved yourself some time somewhere along the line by learning one of them.....

Your last comment I won't even bother responding to as it is merely rhetorical.

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"Win 8 seems ok for casual non work use, even better than vista and on a par with win 7. It works well with a touch screen if your activites are going to basically be facebook \ hulu \ gmail but it's clunky for actual work, especially without a touch screen"

I sort of agree with you on a par with Win 7 but not sure why you would say its clunky for actual work without a touch screen....Unless you actually need a touch screen working in the desktop environment of Win 8 is either the same or better than using the same computer for windows 7. Unless your in a field where you require a touch screen to test your work I can't think of many reasons why you would need a touch screen for work purposes right now?

Amazon outage whacked Netflix US customers on Christmas Eve

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Conspiracy Theory Anyone?

Maybe Netflix should look for a new provider ehhh.

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