* Posts by YetAnotherLocksmith

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TalkTalk says WalkWalk if you've got a mouldy Tiscali email address, or pay £50 a year to keep it

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Re: Another ex-Nildrammer here

Yes, it is exactly that - a trap. It makes you stay put, because of the hassle.

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Depends.

I've had to sit and wait on commercial jobs where they've had to do a 2 hour signal test for the system before installing a pre-payment meter in a pub basement, etc.

In fact, I don't know of any that talk through the wires in the UK, they all use data over GSM. But, that could be a supplier I've not worked with, or a recent change (I've scaled it back as the money is terrible, and the "customers" frequently worse.)

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Re: the ability to remotely disconnect

I hope you had them fit a stop tap alongside the meter!

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Re: the ability to remotely disconnect

Might I suggest adding an inline water valve with every repair in future, so you can isolate that thing the next time, with a screwdriver.

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"And while you're here to arrest me for the 'mmicro sooft tax evasion' officer, could you take away this burglar?"

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Re: I don't know why you think that

Is this where I am legally bound to point out that you don't own your electric meter anyway, the supplier does?

If EDF has to change 17 million electric meters, that is their problem, not yours.

This has already been demonstrated in the UK market when "we" installed hundreds of thousands of smart meters, and then... took them all out again and put in old refurbished spinning dial ones!

No cost to the customer, except possibly a little extra wear on the locks of those who, weirdly, were never home, never replied, and turned out to be using huge amounts of electric to warm the attic with lights...

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Re: Le Diable

Eh? These meters don't "cut" unless you don't pay your bill, or, if you previously haven't paid your bill long enough, you haven't fed it enough electronic money in advance.

The only other thing could be if you frequently pull over the rated main fuse capacity. But that's 60A minimum, up to 100A, on a single phase, and the alternative is a burning meter, wiring and house, so probably better to get that checked out!

Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts

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Re: So folks will be adding

I'm amazed that you're the only other person who seems to have spotted that!

The lawyer sent a badly worded email, and it bit him.

Margin mugs: A bank paid how much for a 2m Ethernet cable? WTF!

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Re: Not just business

Yes, and without it, those 1000% markups won't feed your kids for a week, not when the total value is still under £50.

Don't fall into the stupid percentage markup trap. 100% markup on a penny sweet only makes you 1p richer.

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Shocking!

Shocking! CPC are ripping you right off, with their next day delivery for free, and a whopping 45p "profit". Why, how dare they pay their staff! Only *you* should get paid, right? That 45p is half a Mars bar off your £400 bill!

Army Watchkeeper drone flopped into tree because crew were gazing backwards

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A heck of a lot of these commentards miss this vital paragraph:

"According to the DAIB, WK050 "failed to register ground contact during the ground touch window and auto-aborted", meaning it throttled up and took off."

The drone never landed, and the "pilot" cut the power thinking it had, and was crashing.

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No? It never touched the ground. If it had, the thing would've landed. The inertia of spinning up the wheels would've slowed it dramatically, as designed, and the aircraft, suddenly on grass, likely couldn't have powered away without serious effort, instead completing the landing.

It got *really close* to landing. Close enough to fool the "pilots".

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Re: Thales Kill Whales

You should've gone with 2 rape alarms instead of dozens then? You could've taken it inside the building to release it up to the ceiling, with a trio of strings to activate the audio and leave the whale untethered and way out of reach.

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Re: Right response

Not really.

The drone came close to landing, but decided it was too far off the centre of the runaway to land, due to the crosswind. It therefore powered up again to go around and try again.

Alas, the "crew" saw the runway turn to grass on the camera display, panicked, and cut the power. They thought it was on the ground, because they were looking at the grass on the video stream, instead of the altitude. Without power, the drone flew a short distance more and hit a tree.

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Re: From a different article, same subject, similar failure:

WHAT!? They're Army, not some sort of fly boy!!1!!eleven!

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It's the worst of both worlds, and will be the cause of many a death with the soon to arrive "nearly self driving cars".

Imagine travelling for 7 hours from Edinburgh to Birmingham, maintaining awareness of everyone on the road, but without actually changing speed (you're locked at 70, or, mostly, 50 or even 30!), changing lanes, keeping a safe distance - all that's done by the car now. But you've got to be ready, in a heartbeat, to "take over" and save the day off the computer cocks it up, and, say, swerves into contraflow traffic at 50mph. No chance!

Same with this aircraft. It's boring, and you're a "passenger".

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It didn't "decide to take off again", it didn't touch down because it was off the runway. The idiot operators assumed it was driving off the runaway after landing, and cut the power.

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

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Re: He should be proud that of that guy

Still, we clearly lost the Cold War after all. Neat trick, the Russians "losing" was a brilliant deception.

Take the bus... to get some new cables: Raspberry Pi 4s are a bit picky about USB-Cs

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Re: "the Pi is not a toy but increasing used for serious jobs"

Then I suggest you use the recommended power supply for it, and not try to cheap out even further. It's £7.

Fix LibreOffice now to thwart silent macro viruses – and here's how to pwn those who haven't

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Sent a dodgy ODF?

I'd be incredibly suspicious of an ODF coming in on my email! Seriously, it's been Word macro viruses for over 20 years. Don't think anyone but me uses ODF!

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Re: LibreOffice Version 6.2.5.2 Is Current

Check again. As of right now, 6.2.5.2 is on the website as the latest version.

Or, disable the logo module.

Watch as 10 cops with guns and military camo storm suspected Capital One hacker's house…

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Re: Smells.

How would that work then?

"They" completely hacked her, took over her chat and put stuff in the history, added stuff to her Git, etc, and she didn't notice anything? Then what, tunneled via her PC to do the hack that she had previously written up!??

Dear hackers: If you try to pwn a website for phishing, make sure it's not the personal domain of a senior Akamai security researcher

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Re: Cash Dollar?

Sadly, unlike the old £1 note, you can't eat the £1 coin for sustenance. And now the £5 & £10 are plastic, only the rich will survive, on £20s and £50s!

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Re: Well... I was expecting something more

Maybe he signed them up to a mailing list? A busy one?

Operation Desert Sh!tstorm: Routine test shoots down military's top-secret internets

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Re: rows of car batteries baking in the 48° heat

And that's why the UPS "suddenly failed".

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Re: Recovering after loss of power - paper bootstrap.

You should've programmed RealLife 1.0 in something that checks for circular dependancy at compile, rather than in real time.

Fortunately, that safe can be opened.

Techie in need of a doorstop picks up 'chunk of metal' – only to find out it's rather pricey

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Re: Watch out for geological samples

The reason for trying to keep the background radioisotopes low in a nuclear power plant, is so that you can detect when there is something going (possibly incredibly badly) wrong.

If it was built from radioactive rock, you wouldn't know if you'd been exposed to a legal dose or a lethal dose.

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Don't worry, they're pretty tough! Just defrost whatever you're shredding, and it'll be fine.

BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly

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Re: concrete curing

Yep. Hence the big sheets of blue plastic get put on top of the concrete as well as underneath, when it is sunny, or if it is raining heavily. Useful stuff, heavy plastic sheeting.

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Re: re: ...an asbestos exposure legal case.

Got that the second time I read it. :-D

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Re: Informal poll on whether you've ever had to do something like this

Yeah, pretty certain you could've just taken the CD out the caddy and put it in a regular disc drive!

Copy the data off, fire up a VM of something old enough to run it, and there you go, it'll happily transfer via "network" to the host OS.

It's about 15 minutes work, but only because that's a 1x CD read speed you'll be wanting to force, just in case the ancient disc explodes.

FedEx fed up playing box cop, sues Uncle Sam to make it stop: 'We do transportation, not law enforcement'

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Re: It's ridiculous

It's worse than that. You already sign a bit of paper to say what you're shipping isn't illegal. The problem for FedEx is that they still have to check! They can't say, "but we didn't know, that guy lied, take it up with him". Or they can, but it makes no difference, they still get prosecuted.

There's a reason why my cat doesn't need two-factor authentication

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Whilst dropping all logging of the comings and goings! Impressive!

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Re: Nah.

Yes, it is logically impossible. If I know your password, key and face, then you're stuffed. There has to be a secret part.

But, there shouldn't be a way to determine or bypass the secret part from the public info, either. That's what "security" really is!

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The question there, of course, is "What's your budget?"

I've had medium to large companies tell me they want space age 2 factor security on every door, to secure the millions of R&D, etc, yet the budget isn't even high enough to put a door closer on every door!

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Re: Schengen sucks and everyone is looking the other way

Fairly certain that isn't correct.

The UK is one of the only countries in the world where being born here gets you nothing at all, unless one of your parents was born here too!

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Re: A pretty simple concept really:

You mean you can both write *and* know your own name? No wonder you're a contractor!

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Re: A pretty simple concept really:

Much of the world's modern woes can be traced back to now very large companies going "just let them join with a click, for fastest growth".

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Re: Simple

Exactly. It's a fixed code chip I can clone in a few seconds. Sadly, though, that's rarely of use if you are locked out and have called me.

If you were a target, though? It could be very useful for your attackers to have a catflap sized hole to insert things through, that was thought "rfid secured".

Bad news from science land: Fast-charging li-ion batteries may be quick to top up, but they're also quick to die

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Re: Duh!

Writing as a lockie, you're thinking of a wood chipper. Which is what some of my less sophisticated colleagues do to doors.

Uh-oh .io: Question mark hangs over trendy tech startup domains as UN condemns British empire hangover

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I'm sure we will be just fine walking away /s

Yeah, I'm sure we will be just fine walking away from the EU one day later this year, and no-one will object to any of this stuff anywhere as we try to drop back to World Trade Organisation rules! Even, apparently, the Chaggossians got a better deal than 30% of the UK is clamouring for!

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Re: Those who do not learn history...

The Africans who live there, is probably the answer!

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Because it was a 50 year agreement?

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Re: PIN locks

That specific one is meant to stop random people wandering in. It also serves as a test for how diligent whoever cleans the windows, doors and facia are!

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Re: so easy to get in

Not any more.

The #neonnazis (fascist UK knockoffs of the French "yellow vests") have made everyone very much more "motivated" to find out what the people in the hi viz are actually doing.

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Re: sometimes its too secure

You lot are all so... Not exactly nieve, but...

You want to steal computers? Find somewhere that can afford new computers and has crap security. Break in and steal the computers, they are near worthless, but while you're there, figure out a second way in.

Come back two weeks later after the new shiny computers are fitted, and before the fancy locks & window bars arrive, and use that other route.

Never go there again, having already profited.

Sadly, this is how it tends to go. Like burglars stealing Christmas presents, they want the new stuff.

Always get a proper locksmith /security professional to advise you!

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Re: First step, tell them to fire security

So the enemy nation state simply subverted the head guy, and got full access.

Seems a bit pointless then.

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Re: Area 51

It was the Huawei comms centre for USA "Above Top Secret" stuff. You know, all the stuff trump gave to Russia, but his own people aren't allowed to talk about.

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Re: Wouldn't Happen Here

Fairly certain I'm not the only one who recalls "sticky back plastic" on the BBC kids craft shows? Took me literally years to figure out they meant sellotape! (I wasn't a crafty child. That's developed since.)

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Re: Recalcitrant doors

Exactly how big of an ac unit do you think they had for a flood of water?!