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Re: Hard G, Mr Wilhite (what sort of name is that anyway?)

Folk who say "Snezz" are surely pronouncing the acronym SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System.)

Would it be OK to say "Sness"?

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Re: XBox One == Creepy Snooping Apparatus

Will someone please explain to Eadon that Enemy Of The State wasn't a documentary?

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re: "Try it on your teeth!"

Not a chance!

I'm not falling for that again. :-/

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"as grating as high grade sandpaper."

So not very grating at all, then.

More like.....polishing. ;)

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Re: Au-pair in a tank...

THINK!

Well, here it is: The pink panzer.

The rinky-dink panzer.

And it's as plain as your nose..........

That it's the one and only, truly original, panzer-pink-panzer from turret to track!!

Hmm, I think I lost it a little toward the end there. :-/

Still, I guess that's my earworm sorted for the day! :-D

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Rather that than the pig farm in Snatch. :-/

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I'll let Father Ted explain it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0

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Re: Man...

A sad tale, indeed.

I can't help thinking, though, that the media's insistance on spreading the misinformation that illegal immigrants get free housing, healthcare and benefits in the UK serves to encourage this sort of desperate attempt to enter the country.

Poor fella.

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I LOVE LAMP!!

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Re: What's that in square fettuccine? And who owns the patent on the file format?

It isn't dragging, it's panning.

You move the mouse in the direction in which you want the "camera" to pan, hence the arrow that appears.

If you were dragging it you'd get the grabbing hand cursor, I'd have thought.

Big Brother because I've not yet found anyone doing anything untoward in any of the windows......... But I'm going to keep looking. :-D

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Re: Will nobody suggest the hybri scalextric option?

I envisage a full size version of the Race 'N' Chase I never got as a kid.

Can't wait for the tipping bridge/jump section. :-D

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Re: Robocowboys

Ah, the old robot tooth-drier.

*inhale through teeth* "That's gonna cost, guv'nor!" :-D

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Re: 666

Revelation 13:18 - "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."

The wording differs slightly in different versions of the Bible (King James, New International, etc), but it's there.

Or have I missed some very subtle trolling here? ;-)

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Re: 668

0.0.2.154 - the dotted decimal of the beast.

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"11001100110 - the number of the binary beast"

1010011010, surely?

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Devil

Change his slip number to:

616.

That'll sort it. :D

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"Maybe someone who thought that computer should actually work rather than overheating every three minutes..."

A bit Red Arrows, was it? :-)

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Re: How do we know that it came from Mars?

UUULLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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WTF?

And what's that floating on the top? :/

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Re: Curiosity 2 would meet it's father?

"Wouldn't that cause time and space to explode or something like that?"

Um, no. I meet my father on a fairly regular basis and have done for over 40yrs now and, to my knowledge, time and space have not yet exploded.

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Re: Annual remake?

"This film will be a revolution. It will be released in iMMersion - the patented novel all-sensory media format whereby iPhotons are propelled at extraordinary velocity until they dramatically collide with a screen coated in purest iSilver resulting in a pan-spectral iPicture that quite literally reflects into your puny mortal eyeballs."

iBalls, surely?

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Re: Who?

Zoltan!

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Re: "What does that even mean?"

Perhaps you'd be so kind as to explain your point.

In small words for us hard of thinking types.

As for your patience, I couldn't give a toss, mate. :-)

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Re: Sorry, "Sorry that handle is already taken" is already taken.

And why has no-one brought any bloody popcorn to this bruhaha?

Slackers. :-)

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Re: Sorry, "Sorry that handle is already taken" is already taken.

So, you've been stalking me eh? Naughty boy! :D

You'll also notice that all my posts (gramatically correct and otherwise) are posted under my username. Not one of them is posted as an AC.... Which leads me back to my original point, which was that it is my opinion that you were out of order in criticising the author of the article (especially considering the name calling at the end of your post) without using your username. The fact that you chose to pick me up on my grammar/punctuation/whatever-else-you-can-think-of rather than adequately defend yourself simply indicates to me that you lack the courage of most people and prefer to hide behind anonymity.

As for speel chekker, IE7 deosn't hvae it, konbhaed. :-D

BTW, "Transparent attribution"?!? What does that even mean? :-)

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Meh

Re: John Leyden: "UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Oh gosh! I'm being pilloried by someone who isn't even brave enough to identify himself!

In the common parlance of today's yoof: Whatever.

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"If you can't manage a beer-soaked stadium full of stamping rockers"......

....Don't listen to AC/DC.

Simple. :-)

Satan avatar because it's the nearest I could find to the maloik. \,,/ >.< \,,/

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Re: John Leyden: "UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH"

If you're going to criticise someone in such a vehement fashion, surely it is only good manners to do it under your regular username rather than as an AC.

Unless you lack the courage of your convictions and don't feel able to stand by your post?

Poor show, IMO.

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Of course the real question here is.....

Where did the ground crew get that oversized lightsaber?

Seriously though, what IS that? Is it a light source (if so, why not use some sort of arc lamp?), is it a heat source (if so, why not use something more efficient... and in a tent or similar?) or is it one of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen? Without the arms.

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Re: Orcmobiles.

No, that's trolls.

Orcs drive BMWs. ;-)

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Re: Shut up and take my money

*Bond.... Before someone else pick me up on it.

I try not to cock up more than once in a day..... but often fail. :-D

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Re: Shut up and take my money

In Casino Royale, bond wins a DB5 from a swarthy fellow in a card game when he's in the Caribbean and uses it to pull the guy's wife. She inadvertantly betrays her hubbie and is subsequently murdered.

The "DBS" they rolled was a modified DB9, according to IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381061/trivia?tab=tr&item=tr1539520

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Re: Glass houses

D'oh!! Hoist by my own petard. :-D

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"Decimation in modern parlance no longer means 1 tenth, is often used to refer to an extreme reduction."

That's as maybe, but it's still wrong. Like people who type "lightening" when they mean "lightning".......

Oh, so you just saw a "make less heavy" strike, did you?

The pedant in me (becoming more evident as I age) finds it nigh on impossible to ignore such stupidity and forces me to correct them. This often illicits the reply "But my spellchecker didn't pick it up!", the results of which I'll not go into but, suffice it to say, they are not pleasant. :-D

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Headmaster

"to fake the decimation of a classic 1960s Aston Martin DB5."

You mean they destroyed a tenth of the car?

Bloody journos, etc. :-)

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Re: Shame his hands aren't mind-controlled

Actually, he couldn't, as there is (or at least was) a lift operator who's job it is to press the button.

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Re: Rommel

"Lordy. Not so keen on Heydrich, one could only hope? ;)"

No shame in admiring Rommel. He was, after all, a gifted military strategist and supreme tactician. He was a humane officer who ignored orders to kill civilians, captured Jewish soldiers or commandos and treated prisoners of war well.

And he was complicit in a plot to kill Hitler which ultimately led to his death. When his involvement was discovered he commited suicide by cyanide capsule in order that his family be spared execution.

All in all, a noble man respected by his own men and his enemies alike and who died with dignity.

Heydrich, however was a right shitbag.

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Well....?

How DOES he tie his shoes?

Don't leave us hanging, man!!

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If computer games really did influence behaviour...

.....most facebook users would be farmers by now.

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A downvote?!? For what, exactly? Having a different opinion to you? Weird!

I find myself agreeing with you on most points, Alan. Except I don't remember Charles Bronson ever playing Bond. ;-)

Upvoted to counter the unnecessary downvote. :-D

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Re: Or it could be ...

Wouldn't the construction of something so massive risk rending the fabric of the pooliverse?

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Re: Rubber accessories

An iSheath for your iBone?

Mine's the one with the prophylactics in the pocket.