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Time-rich Brit boffin demos DIY crazytech WOLVERINE talons

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Re: Shouldn't there be...

Nope.

They extend from between the fingers, not from the fingers themselves.

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Artists install Monty Python silly walk signs in Norwegian town

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What do you mean "Miss"?!?

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Lego is the TOOL OF SATAN, thunders Polish priest

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Re: Fill his office with lego zombies

"While hes out on lunch ..."

So any time really, because this fella is, quite clearly, permanently out to lunch. :-)

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Microsoft: Don't listen to 4chan ... especially the bit about bricking Xbox Ones

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Re: Here's some more key presses for you to try...

Fabulous!!

Enjoy my overdraft. :-D

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NASA Mars tank Curiosity rolls on old WET PATCH, sighs, sniffs for life signs

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Joke

Re: Benson

... What have the Martians ever done for us?

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South Carolina couple cop cuffing for shed shag

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Facepalm

Just to repeat...

It's in Bootnotes.

Or have IQ levels taken a dip today [possibly in the commentards section]?

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Space-walker nearly OPENED HELMET to avoid DROWNING

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Coat

Re: Frank Doberman character on Armstrong...

"It's a NICE suit, but not a SPACE suit!

It does NOT contain an intricate system of tubing for the collection of bodily waste!" :-D

From memory, so probably not accurate. :-D

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Super-SVELTE BLUSH-PINK planet goes too far with star

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Headmaster

Re: You had to explain the meaning of exoplanet?

"A planet with its core on the outside?"

Wouldn't that be an exo-core planet?

I assumed exo-planet refers to a planet being outside something, in this case our solar system.

"Exo" = outer.

"Planet" = well...planet.

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Davros liable to criticism for huge STRAW DALEK he never built

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Re: Snugsburys Famous Ice Cream

Definitely clutching at straws, man.

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A drone that can walk home

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Terminator

Re: awwwwww

Or a Turtlenator! :-D

Icon appropriate to discussion.

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Village-swallowing MUDCANO was no accident, say boffins

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Alien

That picture worries me.

Red vegetation?

UUUULLAAAAAAA!!!!

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PHWOAR! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, Prime Minister

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Facepalm

Re: Normalization with the real world......

"and on the TV there is the 9 PM watershed."

After which ANYONE with a television set can access the material broadcast. There is no filter in place. So it is the responsibility of the parents to prevent their precious kiddywinks from seeing the smut.

Just as it should be the responsibility of the parents to prevent those same kiddywinks from seeing the smut on the internet by supervising them when they are online.

It's very simple: Don't allow your children to have a computer in their bedroom, just as my parents didn't allow me to have a television in my bedroom when I was a child. If you only allow your child properly supervised access to the medium by which such things can be viewed you control their access and you know they are not seeing anything they shouldn't.

As for cinemas and WH Smith: There is no catch all filter in place. There are, however, adults providing proper supervision of the children in order that they do not come into contact with the grumble mags and flicks. (Are you spotting a connection yet?)

Really, if you can't handle the responsibility of bringing up a child properly, don't have kids.

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Upturned boat sails to Shed of the Year title

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Coat

Re: Nothing to contribute

Cease these terrible jokes!!

*stern look*

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Love in an elevator.... testing mast: The National Lift Tower

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Re: I'm ashamed of Reg readers

I found myself in one of their elevators in a hotel in Portugal many years ago.

Made me giggle. :-)

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Russians draw liquid blood from frozen woolly mammoth

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Re: Mammoth burgers, perfect for the Merkin market.

...in the picture above the counter, but is the size of a small coin when placed in your hand. ;-)

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Re: I want my...

"all of those are mythical, you can only reanimate what once existed."

I'd imagine that's why he said "design" rather than "reanimate." ;-)

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FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

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Coat

Re: Hard G, Mr Wilhite (what sort of name is that anyway?)

Folk who say "Snezz" are surely pronouncing the acronym SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System.)

Would it be OK to say "Sness"?

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Microsoft reveals Xbox One, the console that can read your heartbeat

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Facepalm

Re: XBox One == Creepy Snooping Apparatus

Will someone please explain to Eadon that Enemy Of The State wasn't a documentary?

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IT bloke publishes comprehensive maps of CALL CENTRE menu HELL

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re: "Try it on your teeth!"

Not a chance!

I'm not falling for that again. :-/

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FAIL

"as grating as high grade sandpaper."

So not very grating at all, then.

More like.....polishing. ;)

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Things that cost the same as coffee with Tim Cook - and are WAY more fun

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Re: Au-pair in a tank...

THINK!

Well, here it is: The pink panzer.

The rinky-dink panzer.

And it's as plain as your nose..........

That it's the one and only, truly original, panzer-pink-panzer from turret to track!!

Hmm, I think I lost it a little toward the end there. :-/

Still, I guess that's my earworm sorted for the day! :-D

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My god, what's that STENCH belching from your iPhone?

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Rather that than the pig farm in Snatch. :-/

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Brutally efficient galaxy SPITS OUT STARS at 'maximum rate'

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I'll let Father Ted explain it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0

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The Man Who Fell to Earth: Plane plummet plod probe phone

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Re: Man...

A sad tale, indeed.

I can't help thinking, though, that the media's insistance on spreading the misinformation that illegal immigrants get free housing, healthcare and benefits in the UK serves to encourage this sort of desperate attempt to enter the country.

Poor fella.

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Wealthy London NIMBYs grit teeth, welcome 'ugly' fibre cabinets

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I LOVE LAMP!!

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This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace

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Big Brother

Re: What's that in square fettuccine? And who owns the patent on the file format?

It isn't dragging, it's panning.

You move the mouse in the direction in which you want the "camera" to pan, hence the arrow that appears.

If you were dragging it you'd get the grabbing hand cursor, I'd have thought.

Big Brother because I've not yet found anyone doing anything untoward in any of the windows......... But I'm going to keep looking. :-D

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Forget wireless power for phones - Korea's doing it for BUSES

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Re: Will nobody suggest the hybri scalextric option?

I envisage a full size version of the Race 'N' Chase I never got as a kid.

Can't wait for the tipping bridge/jump section. :-D

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Curiosity raises mighty robotic fist, punches hole in Mars

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Re: Robocowboys

Ah, the old robot tooth-drier.

*inhale through teeth* "That's gonna cost, guv'nor!" :-D

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Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip

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FAIL

Re: 666

Revelation 13:18 - "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."

The wording differs slightly in different versions of the Bible (King James, New International, etc), but it's there.

Or have I missed some very subtle trolling here? ;-)

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Re: 668

0.0.2.154 - the dotted decimal of the beast.

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"11001100110 - the number of the binary beast"

1010011010, surely?

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Devil

Change his slip number to:

616.

That'll sort it. :D

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Bring out your dead: Reg readers reveal filthy, filthy PCs...

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FAIL

"Maybe someone who thought that computer should actually work rather than overheating every three minutes..."

A bit Red Arrows, was it? :-)

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She's a beauty! Super WATER-RICH Mars rock FOUND

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Alien

Re: How do we know that it came from Mars?

UUULLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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New Year's resolution: Don't use Instagram, it'll sell YOUR photos

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WTF?

And what's that floating on the top? :/

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NASA planning Curiosity v2.0 for Mars touchdown in 2020

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Re: Curiosity 2 would meet it's father?

"Wouldn't that cause time and space to explode or something like that?"

Um, no. I meet my father on a fairly regular basis and have done for over 40yrs now and, to my knowledge, time and space have not yet exploded.

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First pic of Ashton Kutcher as the great Steve 'jOBS'

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Re: Annual remake?

"This film will be a revolution. It will be released in iMMersion - the patented novel all-sensory media format whereby iPhotons are propelled at extraordinary velocity until they dramatically collide with a screen coated in purest iSilver resulting in a pan-spectral iPicture that quite literally reflects into your puny mortal eyeballs."

iBalls, surely?

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Re: Who?

Zoltan!

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Cloudy admin? Here's how to ward off Call of Duty-playing teens

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Re: "What does that even mean?"

Perhaps you'd be so kind as to explain your point.

In small words for us hard of thinking types.

As for your patience, I couldn't give a toss, mate. :-)

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Re: Sorry, "Sorry that handle is already taken" is already taken.

And why has no-one brought any bloody popcorn to this bruhaha?

Slackers. :-)

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Re: Sorry, "Sorry that handle is already taken" is already taken.

So, you've been stalking me eh? Naughty boy! :D

You'll also notice that all my posts (gramatically correct and otherwise) are posted under my username. Not one of them is posted as an AC.... Which leads me back to my original point, which was that it is my opinion that you were out of order in criticising the author of the article (especially considering the name calling at the end of your post) without using your username. The fact that you chose to pick me up on my grammar/punctuation/whatever-else-you-can-think-of rather than adequately defend yourself simply indicates to me that you lack the courage of most people and prefer to hide behind anonymity.

As for speel chekker, IE7 deosn't hvae it, konbhaed. :-D

BTW, "Transparent attribution"?!? What does that even mean? :-)

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Re: John Leyden: "UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Oh gosh! I'm being pilloried by someone who isn't even brave enough to identify himself!

In the common parlance of today's yoof: Whatever.

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Re: John Leyden: "UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH"

If you're going to criticise someone in such a vehement fashion, surely it is only good manners to do it under your regular username rather than as an AC.

Unless you lack the courage of your convictions and don't feel able to stand by your post?

Poor show, IMO.

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Certain people rejoice! AC/DC finally available on iTunes

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Devil

"If you can't manage a beer-soaked stadium full of stamping rockers"......

....Don't listen to AC/DC.

Simple. :-)

Satan avatar because it's the nearest I could find to the maloik. \,,/ >.< \,,/

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Space station 'nauts in successful plonkdown to wrap Expedition 33

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Of course the real question here is.....

Where did the ground crew get that oversized lightsaber?

Seriously though, what IS that? Is it a light source (if so, why not use some sort of arc lamp?), is it a heat source (if so, why not use something more efficient... and in a tent or similar?) or is it one of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen? Without the arms.

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'Mount Doom' rumbling ominously

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Trollface

Re: Orcmobiles.

No, that's trolls.

Orcs drive BMWs. ;-)

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Skyfall makers 3D printed Bond's DB5

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Re: Shut up and take my money

*Bond.... Before someone else pick me up on it.

I try not to cock up more than once in a day..... but often fail. :-D

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Re: Shut up and take my money

In Casino Royale, bond wins a DB5 from a swarthy fellow in a card game when he's in the Caribbean and uses it to pull the guy's wife. She inadvertantly betrays her hubbie and is subsequently murdered.

The "DBS" they rolled was a modified DB9, according to IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381061/trivia?tab=tr&item=tr1539520

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Re: Glass houses

D'oh!! Hoist by my own petard. :-D

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"Decimation in modern parlance no longer means 1 tenth, is often used to refer to an extreme reduction."

That's as maybe, but it's still wrong. Like people who type "lightening" when they mean "lightning".......

Oh, so you just saw a "make less heavy" strike, did you?

The pedant in me (becoming more evident as I age) finds it nigh on impossible to ignore such stupidity and forces me to correct them. This often illicits the reply "But my spellchecker didn't pick it up!", the results of which I'll not go into but, suffice it to say, they are not pleasant. :-D

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