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'Sony and Twitch' hacking crew Lizard Squad: 'We quit'

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"hacking"

More like "coughing"

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BBC: We're going to slip CODING into kids' TV

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Re: Goto considered harmful...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/G0-T0

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Re: Foundations

TEACHERS TEACHERS TEACHERS.

You're absolutely right. Most teachers can't tell their XP from their w7 from their ms office, and rightly so. Teachers need to have a solid understanding first, and I'd say this is a completely different kettle of fish from, say, teaching kids about WW2.

Planning? Ugh. Boring. Way to suck all the fun out of coding/programming. The best way to learn is to fail, to fail BIG, not to temporarily absorb data into your brain for the purposes of passing tests/exams, then promptly forgetting all but the least useful bits.

However, I think what you say there also makes a lot of sense and should be a part of the curriculum somewhere... I just think it should be taught separately from the coding/programming to ensure maximum fun/engagement.

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#slurpsvictorygin

Existing geeks don't make good cyber warriors; we are too old and opinionated - and we remember a world before CCTV and intrusive surveillance. We are too much like Winston.

Enter the new hip young naive pliable cyber kids who don't "get" our point of view, and probably never will.

I imagine that's the government thinking anyway.

Dangerous...

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Windows 7 settles as Windows XP use finally starts to slip … a bit

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Re: Microsoft? Talk to users? ROFLMAO.

(3) Continue to roll out 'THE' number one office/productivity suite in the world, which remains so to this day, encouraging end users (businesses and Jo Public) and software companies/developers alike to buy into the OS dependency.

I agree with a lot of what you said, however you have to give credit where it's due. Personally I'd like (3) not to exist, it's the #1 reason for going with windows over, say, apple or gnu/Linux/Unix, and I think it's an appalling heap of shite, but I'm not your average buyer, I'm just a user/victim.

Things are changing, just a little slowly. MS have some very strong hooks in corporate IT. All that training/certification; why would you chuck it in the bin and start afresh with something new? Even if it is arguably "better"? MS will continue to dominate; I just wish they'd, well, regain my respect and learn from past mistakes.

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summer holidays/vacations

Skewey skewey skewey skewey data.

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Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search

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'The' reason to update anything is and has always been safety. Speed/features are (sometimes) nice too, but it's the security aspect that makes updating (a) necessary (evil).

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BOFH: The current value of our IT ASSets? Minus eleventy-seven...

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Re: Sharon - FTFY

My alias:

Juan Kehr

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'Stop dissing Google or quit': OK, I quit, says Code Club co-founder

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Re: /me Applauds

Agreed. Her "cofounder" should have backed her up. Who is the spineless cretin she worked with and why did they let her jump under a bus while they kept drinking the gravy?

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Microsoft boots 1,500 dodgy apps from the Windows Store

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Re: um

@tim if the average rating is 1 or 2 stars out of 5 after 50 people have rated it, it's shit. If less than 50 people have rated it the criteria for removal would not have been met so it would be left alone.

@cornz 1 er, what? Maybe there's some google translate fun going on or something. I suspect Tim's downvotes were from people who, like me, thought of Harry Enfield when they read Tim's response...

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um

Volume isn't that important: quality is.

Android was similarly chastised in the beginning over having less apps than apple. Now it's full of crap.

I'd rather have a choice of 10 quality applications in a "store" than 1000 time wasters.

Anything less than *** with more than 50 reviews should be removed immediately; simple uat...

Wait... I'm now thinking of ms primarily as a smartphone/tablet vendor... How the mighty have fallen! Oy! Numpties! Turn your attention back to the desktop where it belongs!

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MEN WANTED to satisfy town full of yearning BRAZILIAN HOTNESS

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cannibalism

I'm waiting for the mass graves and special cookery books to be uncovered...

This sounds a lot like the start of a b movie...

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Microsoft: We plan to CLEAN UP this here Windows Store town

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responsibility

If I own a, um... fish mongers... and I sell you a dodgy, um, trout and it gives you the shits I can't turn around and blame the fisherman. I have a duty of care that makes me responsible for the quality of the products sold through my store. I make a profit, therefore I am liable.

I see no difference in these app markets. Failing to check for the third eye with the ecoli in it is my bad... and it's in my interests to check, lest customers think me negligent/incompetent/untrustworthy.

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Microsoft cries UNINSTALL in the wake of Blue Screens of Death™

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Re: Ahh.So this explains

Reading/writing this mid jobby

Just thought I'd share...

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understood, but

I've never understood this stance on security. It's at best lazy and at worst negligent. It might be your boss, or your boss' boss that's to blame on this, but you don't have to drink the Kool Aid. Call a spade a spade. Too many people just "accept" this.

Nobody said work had to be easy.

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Re: Spelling in Title

...yet missed "buisness"

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NASA's rock'n'roll shock: ROLLING STONE FOUND ON MARS

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Re: Did it fall or was it pushed?

Surely the real question is:

How does it feel?

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Don't think you're SAFE from Windows zombies just 'cos you have an iPhone - research

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Re: iTunes is pretty much malware under Windows anyway.

Er, hate to be a killjoy but surely it's USB that's inherently insecure, irrespective of OS?

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Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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Re: Oh ye glods, not more

PORN

That is all

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A-level results: Before you smile at that jump-for-joy snap...

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this is great news

People forget that information on jobs is appalling. There's no pov YouTube video showing you someone's average day doing jobs x, y and z, and telling you that even if you're the best person alive doing that it doesn't mean you'll get a promotion. In business a job needs doing and promoting someone that's great at x into position y means losing a great x and gaining an unproven y, then getting a less great x. Best to get a new y from another company... But if the x is a low paid, high churn position great, we can just get another one that's just as committed.

Degrees make sense though; it doesn't matter what it's "in", employers can assume you aren't completely useless if you've got one. I don't so I have to work a little harder to convince them otherwise. BUT, once you are IN a big company the focus isn't on the degree any more, it's on you. A " you" with detailed knowledge of the business/processes/real world experience vs a you that has a degree in an area a bit like what the job entails? Hmmm...

If, as a teen, you have a "calling" to work in I.T. then this is great news as it offers a much better chance to gain real world experience while getting paid, and you'll probably end up with a better job faster than a grad.

Assuming there isn't another recession and business gives up on the idea... Er...

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Spin doctors crack 'impossible' asteroid hurtling towards Earth

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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth

So when are we firing a giant ball of garbage at it?

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You've got three days to patch Adobe Flash, Air, Reader

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Re: Foxit is nice enough...

Active PDFs?

Ew.

That is all...

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Re: Foxit is nice enough...

Firefox and chrome render most PDFs without need of plugins or local PDF readers. It amazes me how many users stick with ie.

For anything else you can get away with Sumatra, foxit or perhaps pdfxchange. I'm using foxit at the moment but preferred Sumatra and may go back. I'm not a heavy PDF consumer and have yet to find anything the above couldn't handle.

Have you tried chopping the problem file up using something like pdfsam?

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UK mobile coverage is BETTER than EVER, networks tell Ofcom

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bollocks

I can only make and receive calls on o2 in the office. No other networks work.

My flat is a black hole. No networks work at all. 1 bar if I'm lucky, intermittently.

I switched to 3 from T-Mobile thinking 4g was coming. So is winter.

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Looking forward to the end of Tuesday? You've patched this month's 37 Microsoft bugs, right?

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Re: The complexity of Adobe Reader is the main problem with it

PDF viewing is baked into most w3c compliant web browsers.

Flash is going to die. So sayeth Ming.

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Re: Adobe update headache

Wish everyone else would just uninstall flash & air...

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Google's 'right to be forgotten': One rule for celebs, another for plebs

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Re: One rule for

I washed the blood from my trembling hands after killing the Grammar Criminal and removing their head with that bread knife over there.

They're not going to get their There's confused ever again!

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Thin naked model slips out of Apple's secretive lab ... it's an 'iPad Air 2'

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I wonder

Will it be "cheap"?

If apple are concerned about volume they may be contemplating a lower price point.

phbbbb bwah cough splutter a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sorry... a further 30% markup it is then...

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UK.gov wants public sector to rip up data protection law

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daten, bitte

Why do they want/need the data?

NOT why don't you want them to share it.

Is this about convenience? Is it about crime? Or is because of someone like me; a geek obsessed with connecting everything together and creating transparency, blinkered to everything but this vision of purity and logic, unwittingly the herald of the next Nazi regime?

To me this isn't about sharing data. It's about watching those sodding watchers and only providing access where it is relevant and legal. That's the difficult bit. How do you make a beautiful system and ensure the people using it have morals and integrity? I suppose you only give a small number of people direct access to this data, let's call them Intelligence Moderators. They operate under strict rules/guidance and all data shared is logged. Not the actual data shared but the type of request, by whom, when etc. Then we publish those logs publicly. How do we trust these people not to share too much? I don't know. It's imperfect. Maybe they have to meet really strict screening requirements for the job and we pay them very generously for what they do to avoid corruption. I can start tomorrow. Now... The real issue after all this political bs... how do we stop this being hacked and used for evil?

Let's not bother shall we...

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Windows 8 market share stalls, XP at record low

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Re: Why won't they sort it out?

Because they've got plenty of time...

Big volume businesses are already committed to upgrading to win7.

I remember exactly 1 business user with a vista laptop; they were a "consultant" and bought it from PC world themselves. It only had 1gb of ram but was very shiny.

Business users with win8 will be like that consultant; buying hardware themselves from retail stores where there is no choice other than "pc or mac". They aren't "real" business users, just consumers that happen to use their laptop for business.

The next ms own goal will be office. "Wee don't want no steenkeeng subscreeption". Our users currently have office 2007 and some are managing to sneak through upgrades to 2010 but hell will freeze over before we allow 2013.

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BOFH: The Great Backup BACKDOWN

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I refuse to do backups - on principle

If something is important it belongs on a server. If you lose something that was filed locally then boo hoo.

Notable exception: outlook PST files. These ***** things constantly corrupt when kept in network locations so HAVE to be stored locally. They are an utter joke/and constant irritation. Is anyone aware of an alternative for archiving mail in an outlook 2007/exchange 2010 environment? ...Other than storing emails in file sys.

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SOULLESS machine-intelligence ROBOT cars to hit Blighty in 2015

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Re: Bring it on!

I'll wait for MKIII with the "fills self with fuel and uses car wash so you don't have to" addons.

And the built in toilet. "The car in front is a Kohler Mira GTi"

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Android busted for carrying Fake ID: OS doesn't check who really made that 'Adobe' plugin

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why

would anyone want to trust adobe??????

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UK government officially adopts Open Document Format

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popular

Get Boris to embrace Linux then the rest will follow.

Dr pepper

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Re: time for MS to

Sanity.

Now, let's get the schools and colleges to do the same thing please.

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soon...

"We've got this 300MB spreadsheet with macros in it a consultant from CapGemeni made us in 2002 linked to an Access database that we've been using to do business critical bean counting stuff every day for the last 12 years. It's broken. Can you fix it?"

Becomes

"Hello, I.T.? This consultant says we need MSAccess or he can't help us."

"Good. Tell him to fuck off"

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The Pirate Bay opens mobile site

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hmmm

Firefox on KitKat isn't as good as chrome.

But chrome still has no addons.

I therefore put up with all the crap aimed at mobile users on some websites because, generally, chrome is faster/smoother/better.

Damn google, your evil schemes do work... Even on me...

If chrome browser had adblock etc I'd be happily enjoying mobile browsing without generating ad revenue. Once all the ads are gone the internet becomes quite a nice, well designed place, even on mobile. This is why I'm glad so many adverts still use flash...

We don't need no steenkeeng mobile sites or mobile apps, just a better advertising model. I for one favour having a setting in my browser that renders all adds 100% transparent. Let them be served to me, just let me not see them please...

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It's Google HQ - the British one: Reg man snaps covert shots INSIDE London offices

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Re: Sigh......

We have

Cheap and nasty migraine inducing fluorescent lighting.

Gloss open plan desks to reflect said light directly into your eyeballs.

Those blue swivel office chairs everyone hates.

White walls.

Cheap and nasty diarrhoea brown coffee (or is it blood) stained carpet tiles.

Windows that don't open.

Air con that is either too humid, too dry, or, strangely, heating...

A big patch of grass outside that someone decided should be left to grow into some kind of idyllic nature jungle. It looks like a heroin addict's garden.

...but we have a fake Starbucks that does good coffee

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Faced with stiff competition, Facebook just can't satisfy – report

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Re: LinkedIn

Agreed. Everyone's just on there in case they get canned..

I avoid myface and shitter like the plague but I'm on LinkedIn.

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Office 365's free terabyte leaves Amazon's Glacier melting

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...for how long?

Year 1: cheaptastic. This is great.

Year 2: it's how much? Well... OK... We've moved a lot of users over now, it'd be a pain to go back...

Year 5: this is ridiculous, and the service keeps going down for extended periods. What can we do to get off this?

Year 7: mummy?

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NASDAQ IT security spend: $1bn. Finding mystery malware on its servers: Priceless

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Re: Toilets

There aren't special private thrones at our head office for the board members to use so they have to poo with the rest of us.

We therefore have cleaners working all day long and our shitters smell lemon fresh.

I wonder if this is what we need to get the same approach to be taken with security? Perhaps we need an epidemic to force action, just like that one filthy loo seat with no toilet paper the MD was forced to use one day prompted this obsession with cleanliness? Do we need some skiddies to get in and replace all our corporate documents with bestiality?

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NUDE SNAPS AGENCY: NSA bods love 'showing off your saucy selfies'

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Re: I would laugh at this if it weren't so sad

Are you aware that the above sounds very xenophobic? Your country was founded by illegal immigrants. People just turned up and made their home.

...then they systematically murdered the native population, so perhaps you are worried that history will repeat itself???

I don't think snowden actually believes the things he is saying now - it looks to me like he is trying desperately to achieve celebrity status as a "white knight" so one day he can come home and spend the rest of his (long) life on daytime TV as some kind of privacy evangelist. He's still managing to spark meaningful debate so I say let him carry on, whether he is "devout" or not. This could be him attempting to do some damage limitation by publicly saying that the government isn't all bad and collecting all that data might have been in everyone's interests. It could well be a condition of his return to us soil to "get with the program"

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UN to Five Eyes nations: Your mass surveillance is breaking the law

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Godwin's law

"You can present the material, but you can't make me care." - Bill Watterson

I am constantly amazed and infuriated by the widespread apathy when it comes to privacy and the invasion of it. Governments exist to protect the rights of citizens to live in a certain way, not to dictate what that way is/should be. I used to be proud of the fact that I could walk down the street without someone in a uniform saying “Papiere, Bitte”; proud of my country and for the countless men and women who fought for my freedom to do exactly that.

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Microsoft's anti-bug breakthrough: Wire devs to BRAIN SCANNERS

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terry gilliam

...works for nadella now...

Shame he didn't write his memos for him...

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Listen: WORST EVER customer service call – Comcast is 'very embarrassed'

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I feel sorry for these guys

For exactly 10 seconds.

Then I shout then to submission.

Just

Cancel

My

Fucking

Service

It works best when you are standing outside a church or primary school.

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Microsoft's Lumia 930... a real HANDFUL

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Re: our acid test is.....

Could be a killer business phone if it has a strong battery life. El reg was hyping the 63X for business for some unknown reason - this is a different animal and I can see the appeal. The camera comes into play as a "screenshotting" tool for people who don't know what "prnt scrn" means or for those scribbles on whiteboards and flip charts. OCR?

What it needs is a decent hook in with "non Microsoft" business tools - e.g. syncing nicely with salesforce.com.

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Re: er, specs?

Sorry - I came across a bit harsh this morning. Mondayitus.I also had a killer hangover from the footie last night.

It was a good read; I was just hoping for a little table at the bottom benchmarking specs/performance. Appreciate it was a "first fondle" and that info may not have been to hand.

What can I say? I'm a sweary pedant!

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er, specs?

Your typical el reg reader wants specifics. That article would have been fine on a hipster site or on mums net but we want specifics here please.

How does the battery life compare to x? What CPU/GPU/ram. The camera does look pretty good but I'd rather know if ms have been stingy with ram again like they were in the 630.

I'm sure it's a cracking phone but I'd want to know how it compares to a reference device, like a nexus or iPhone.

I was quite critical of the 630, purely due to the stinginess of the ram, and I still stand by what I said now i've had first hand experience of using one. I'm sure the 930 doesn't suffer from this, but now I'll need to look elsewhere for more detail, and I can't be bothered...

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Will Microsoft devices sit happily on a single platform?

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the logic is undeniable

This is a damned fine idea. It's almost as if it was conceived by actual developers and not business people... No, wait... it makes good business sense too... Wow.

On the other hand, now we can have the same bsod on our laptop, smartphone, watch, microwave, car, TV...

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Adobe Flash: The most INSECURE program on a UK user's PC

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Re: Patching in Global organisations

I mirror your frustration.

XP. Check.

Ie6. Check.

Flash player 10. Check.

Java 6. Check.

FTSE 50.

I'm amazed we haven't had any problems. Yet. Websense can't be a complete waste of money.

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