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Only a merciful BULLET can really save a RHINO, say Texas hunters

Jack Project

In a similar vein, can we shoot George Osborne to save ourselves?

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Panasonic throws in towel on plasma tellies, preps for BILLION-dollar kick in pants

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Re: Well, that's good news really...

That's interesting to know and by interesting I mean dull as a Lib Dem treasury meeting.

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Canuck truck stuck in muck

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CANUCK TRUCK STUCK IN MUCK

Dont give a FUCK.

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Samsung: Sod off Apple, we've made gold mobes for way longer than you

Jack Project

My mate had a Goldstar gold painted 14" portable TV in 1985.

Does this win the Golden Electronic Antique Roadshow game? Anything golden and electronic that predates that?

The Super2000 video recorders in schools maybe?

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Apple blings up new iMac with latest Intel chips, next-gen Wi-Fi

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I hate Apple with a passion but even I have to concede that iMacs are pretty fucking seet, especially the ultra thin 27 inchers. Even turned off I just want to look at it.

*shudder* I need a bath.

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BBC releases MYSTERY RIDDLE poster for Doctor Who anniversary episode

Jack Project

A better picture celebration would have been Sylvester McCoy on water skis jumping a large shark.

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Behind the candelabra: Power cut sends Britain’s boxes back to the '70s

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I'm calling shenanigans, there's no way any self respecting under 20 year old would have not noticed the lack of internet. Indeed the high pitched shrieks should have rivalled those on Night of the Living Dead.

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Snowden journo's partner wins partial injunction on seized data

Jack Project

Is it just me but when this Brazilian guy gets mentioned does anyone else think about River Tam?

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iCloud outage outrage: Look, iPhoto friends, kitty just learned to... NOOO

Jack Project

And not a single fuck was given that day.

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'But we like 1 Direction!' Rock gods The Who fend off teen Twitter hate mob

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Re: Thank fuck

Rush? How are old are your "young male offspring"?

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Netflix dares UK freetards: Watch new Breaking Bad NOW or torrent it?

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At least with it not being overly popular the fucking Daily Mail won't publish spoilers before it's even had chance to air (or in this case stream) in the UK.

Are all the series on Netflix? I've only seen series 1.

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Microsoft introduces warning on child abuse image searches

Jack Project

In this hot weather I've been parched but thats the last time I search for "delicious lolly" online.

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Asperger's and IT

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Re: Good article

If it helps I'm happy to list other reason why Sony are shit.

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Seven snazzy smartphones for seven sorts of shoppers

Jack Project

I see you had to shoehorn the iphone in.

"Hmmm it's not the best in any particular field so what can we make up so we don't upset the fantards."

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Irish gov refuses to haul Google, Apple into MPs' tax inquiry

Jack Project

Stunned, honest.

The Irish turkeys decided not to vote for Christmas. I'm shocked, maybe we should remember this when they need bailing out again.

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France sets antitrust watchdog loose on Apple, raids premises

Jack Project

I hope Apple get a pommeling.

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Yorkshire plods LOSE 9,000 GUNS in rogue BOFH database blunder

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What's the status of Plod's database of arses and elbows? Have they recognised the difference yet?

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Stock dips as fanbois complain of dodgy Wi-Fi on MacBook Air

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Re: Apple Geniuses and Advisors should capture MacBook Air

.net maybe?

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Nokia Lumia 925: The best Windows Phone yet

Jack Project

Maybe, maybe not.

I'm not sure whether I should get one or not, I will wait until Eadon tells me what he thinks.

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Julian Assange: I'm quite happy to sleep on Ecuador's sofa FOREVER

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Re: Bah

"The same sentiment he presumably extends to Bradley Manning........"

Is he the ginger one in Eastenders?

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AXE-WAVING BIKER GANG SMASHES into swanky Apple UK store

Jack Project

Afterwards the burglars used Apple maps to help with their escape and were never seen again.

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Samsung Galaxy Note 8: Proof the pen is mightier?

Jack Project

I have a Galaxy Note 2, best bit of kit I've ever bought by the way, and I find the stylus completely unobtrusive when not in use but easily accessible on the off chance it's needed. It makes playing Fruit Ninja a dream.

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So, who ought to be the next Doctor Who? It's up to YOU...

Jack Project

I didnt vote and went out and kissed a girl instead.

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Fear the Embarrassing Bodies webcam

Jack Project

Sorry mate, didnt really read the article but thanks for the Blackadder Youtube marathon I'm now on to see me through to beer o'clock.

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First Cook, now Intel bigwig pokes Google in the eye over Glass

Jack Project

Does anyone called Ratner ever have anything positive to say?

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Google on advertising-funded cesspools: We don't like them either

Jack Project

My girlfriend's dog loves our new Lexus.

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Tim Cook: Wearable tech's nice, but Google Glass will NEVER BE COOL

Jack Project

I have to admit that thought crossed my mind while reading the article. How long before the claim that Apple invented gaming?

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Moss reanimates after 400 years in DEEP FREEZE

Jack Project

Dare I go here?

Could this be evidence that global warming is cyclical?

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Schmidt: Don't like our tiny tax bills? Google this... 'Change the law'

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It's Ireland who get on my tits.

They harbour all these multi nationals with the their low rates of Corporation Tax then expect the rest of us to bail them out when they run out of cash.

We should have told them to piss right off.

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Brits' phone tracking, web history touted to cops: The TRUTH

Jack Project

The surprising thing about this for me is that I was actually surprised they would do this.

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What freetard are you: Justified, transgressor or just honest?

Jack Project

Concert spending

I think it is relevant to include it, as being a freetard can make it possible to be exposed to music you might not have otherwise listened to and then on becoming a fan gone to concerts etc.

I know many freetards who download stuff and buy legit copies of stuff they really like. I think for a lot of people it's less about paying for something and more about searching for value.

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The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

Jack Project

TNETENNBA

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Librarians: Argos site is top priority to be preserved for future generations

Jack Project

Mumsnet *shudder*

I actually feel sorry for the future historians forced to research that horrible bastion of hate and fuckwittery. I'd imagine they will look at it with the disdain that we do now at medieval religion.

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Quid-a-day nosh challenge hack in bullet-hard chickpea drama

Jack Project

Re: University weeks...

You were lucky to have 6 days of pasta...... In my day etc...

Sheffield Hallam per chance?

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Wales slams Amazon over lack of Kindle support

Jack Project

How about this, if there is this supposed market how about you stop whining and provide the books yourself.

I must have forgot when Amazon became the BBC.

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Wanna put your toaster and fridge online? Over to you, Ofcom

Jack Project

Re: Red Dwarf

I'm a waffle man.

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Apple files patent for iPhone with wraparound display

Jack Project

Raffi has prior art

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Banana phone

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Banana phone

I've got this feeling, so appealing,

for us to get together and sing. Sing!

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Carrie Fisher dusts off THAT bikini for Star Wars VII

Jack Project

Re: "Elderly"?

Elderly or not, fat or not you still would wouldnt you though? Just so you could tell your mates.

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MI5 test for Mandarin-speaking snoops 'just too easy'

Jack Project

I recently ordered some C4 from my local Chinese sales advocate which could have been awkward had I been intercepted. That said the ensuing Beef Chop Suey was delicious.

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Judge slashes Apple's pile o' cash Samsung judgment

Jack Project

Re: even ~600m is ridiculous

Apple Insider *shudder*

If ever I'm contemplating purchasing anything Apple orientated I go there and realise what I would be buying in to. The quasi-religious sycophancy of the Apple fanbois is truly astounding.

If Apple directors had been found driving Jimmy Saville to special hospital visits whilst simultaneously funding terrorism and saturating the meat market with the remains of Romanian pit ponies they would still find a way to:

a) Completely absolve them of all crimes

b) Blame Samsung.

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Mobes, web filth 'PORNIFYING' our kids, warns top Labour MP

Jack Project

I find it ironic that the person who talks about a sexualised Britain is the same person who kills my boner every time.

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Greedy Sky admits: We crippled broadband with TOO MANY users

Jack Project

I pay next to sod all for my Sky Broadband and get a steady 9-12Mbps for that price with the occasional blip due to line noise. Can't really complain truth be told.

I was really worried about it but it was so cheap as to be a virtual no brainer. Streaming is really good and it does get some hammer.

I use a VPN to work to do bits and bobs but I would never rely on it to be a business solution. The bloke in the article that does is an idiot.

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Fraud cops collar two blokes accused of dodging bank's 2-factor auth

Jack Project

Have to be honest, the Indians know how to do a good takeaway.

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Apple 'slashes iPhone 5 screen orders', tight-fisted fanbois blamed

Jack Project

Re: Sell Apple Stock

I would but I've been stuck on this container ship in a gorilla costume since New Years Eve.

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Brit robojet ‘Taranis’ set for Oz test flight

Jack Project

Hands up if you saw "Taranis" and thought of the Gallente Interceptor.

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Is this possibly the worst broadband in the world?

Jack Project
Pint

Had a look around after being suitably inspired by your post. Apparently with Sky the number is the same but the options are slightly different. It's option 4 for the QLT. Option 2 gets you to say a phrase which it then plays back and gives you other line info.

Will be testing it tonight. Have another pint!!

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Jack Project
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An interesting post. Have a pint as it's Friday!!!

Does this work with other providers? For example I have my phone line through Sky and suffer with a crackly line occasionally.

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Jack Project

Going from BT to Plusnet would be like escaping from Wormwood Scrubs and taking sanctuary in Wandsworth.

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Bite us, Apple: Samsung hauled in $8.3bn in Q4

Jack Project

Re: Is it time for Apple...

If they did it would soon follow that they had invented them in the first place.

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Steve Jobs' Apple yacht freed after family settles the bill

Jack Project
FAIL

That yacht looks terrible

...and I bet the navigation systems are shit.

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