43 posts • joined 13 Sep 2012
Re: Official Secrets Act?
But don't worry.
We'll bake you a cake with a file in it.
Your grateful readership.
Unless it's been cleaned up
Look at The Camelot Castle Hotel in Tintagel for giggles.
I'm not coming if Eadon isn't invited.
What's that? I had a whelk's chance in a supernova of being invited anyway....
/me grumbles off
Dear Theresa May.
I didn't mean to look at this Reg story, please don't put me on a list.
Annoyingly enough I have the go ahead to purchase Z30's, but EE the gits don't carry them.
and I have a 8k equipment fund I want to spend.
Re: Tees and mugs?
I had a rather nice BOTH T Shirt a while back.
Admittedly I used it to wipe clean the dipstick for the boat engine, but it came up nice and shiny.
I'd buy another, and maybe one for the gearbox dipstick too.
BB10 is a capable OS
The staff here thank you, due to this article I have been able to provide them with the business app they have been clamoring for since our last phone upgrade.
What will probably kill this dead before it goes much further, is a lot of apps that also appear in the BB World market are pay for on Blackberry. so getting these apps for free from the Android Market is probably legally the same as genocide or something. I suspect lawyers will be warming up the outrage bus as I type.
I bought myself one for my birthday. Absolutely lovely device.
But no one loves me enough to buy me a PS4 for crimbo, and yeah, I'm adopted.
BB need to get the Z30 into EE's greasy hands, so I can buy one using our technology fund.
It's either that or bifocals, The gits!
Re: Utter Bastards
You take the manager with you..... After all they have bigger wallets.
If you haven't found your manager's secret porn stash / dodgy web browsing history within a week of starting a new job, find another (Job / Manager).
Re: Utter Bastards
Anyone in Tech Support worth their salt should have arranged a vendor meeting, or offsite emergency, and pissed off down the pub hours ago.
Heresy! Burn him!
In my mind it's a bit cruel to the cockroach.
Couldn't we use Steve Ballmer / Tony Blair / insert name here, instead?
Re: Where are.....
My EE account manager tells me you can buy a Z10 from them for £200.
Not to Worry Steve
There's always prostitution.
I'd treat my best mate Moktu to a slap-up dinner and some serious Friday pints if I were Ofcom.
Re: I'm having one of these bad boys
Singing on the dotted line(sic).....
Not a typo.. I ratify all contracts with a few show tunes.
I'm having one of these bad boys
I have just emailed my EE presales rep to tell him that carrying these is a prerequisite to me singing on the dotted line. I forgot the smilies.
I'm a big fan of the Z10 (I've had a demo one for a couple of weeks), but my personal phone is a Galaxy note and sub 5" screens don't cut it any more.
Today I'm taking great delight in telling BT that they're not getting our 55 mobile contract.
They're at the current whiny "I must admit I'm surprised" stage.. However the boss won't let me reply with "yes but you're shit, and you insist I use BT Local business, and they're the only organisation that are shitter than you."
Wait till i tell them they've lost the ISDN and landlines too.
Thanks UK Gov
Seeing that money is also smuggled into prisons, maybe you might want to look at bannng that too.
As it is I've just ordered a Zini minature phone, because they look like cool little toys.
That's this afternoon's meeting taken care of.
Getting into the mindset ...
I'd have thought anyone in Crapita's management team would have been a better choice for a deranged psychopath.
So, the man's a lawyer, therefore he's a natural wanker...
What's the problem?
Re: Fun fact
But if the Richard Mongomery were ever to go up, no one will actually miss the Isle of Sheppy.
I prefer it if someone published the home addresses of the people who commissioned, designed and implemented these systems.
Then I'll know where to send the comrades on the first day of the revolution.
In these days of wireless charging, NFC and A2DP etc, I'm wondering when we will see a handset that can survive a proper dunking.
The environmental protection doesn't seem much better than my old Defy (which is still going, after I fell overboard from an inflatable in Norfolk)
Mind you even if this was the case, it'd be a bit of a beast to hang round my neck underneath a lifejacket.
Re: On the bright side
see, 3 halfwits not 4
On the bright side
If it comes to pass, it will make contract renewal decisions just a little bit easier.
'ello sir I'm a friendly boyscout.
It's nickel a job, Can I wash your car, mow your lawn, Bastionise the servers in your DMZ?
How in the name of Xenu, did the Foetus in the bottom picture manage to get medals before his testicles descended?
Not as brave as you think. That post was from work.
You should see her reaction if I mention geocaching. cue much rolling of eyes, and deep sighing.
I'm always looking for new ways to bore the wife.
An organisation of people, with too much time on their hands. They should try procrasturbation or just "getting a life"
And I can't let a thread about Geico go by without indulging.... "hmmmm Miss Geico"
Seems like an enterprising chap. rather better than ending up being shipped overseas, and picked over for precious metals by chinese children (poisioning them in the process).
If i need an IT bod who can think outside the box, I'll look him up.
Cheers for that!!!
I've just spent a productive 20 minutes creating a dual boot Win 7 / Mint workstation.
It's been simply years since I tried Linux, and to be honest didn't have the patience to persevere. I have to say, i'm impressed with the improvements.
time to have a mooch round, while the boss isn't looking.
The recipients i'm asuming, will then pass it back to the real people who have been overcharged... The end customer.
Re: I'm considering getting one.
I have a "spare" Galaxy Note as well :sheepish grin::
I want a bright red handset for a spare.... Who am I kidding? I want a Lumina 920 but the wife would kill me....
MUST RESIST bright coloured shiny....
I'm considering getting one.
My personal contract is up for renewal, Now I have a much loved Galaxy Note on that SIM at the moment, but as a standby phone they certainly look the biz.
It's either one of these or a Lumina 920.
With all the wildlife that is simply waiting to rid the country of as many humans as it can, it never ceased to amaze me how they ran round screaming like a five year old, at the very sight of a "European Wasp"
It's always funny to watch an entire BBQ of surfers and rugby players run around screaming, because of one little wasp.
I can't believe I'm actually excited about a phone release.
Re: Eluga Power
Very true, but my original Motorola Defy has survived a couple of dunkings.
The drowned Note, was solely due to me getting excited about getting onto the water, and forgetting to transfer the SIM into the Defy (Which I duely packed into a waterproof flare type box). I cried like a gurl.
Also as my boss like to remind me, I'm employed to be avaliable 24/7/365 so I can have a handset at the helm, and the odd bit of spray / rain doesn't bother it.
As I'm already rapidly going off topic. My fanboiism for life, to the first company that uses inductive charging and Stereo over Bluetooth to provide a proper smartphone (W8, Android, anything else) that can survive depths of 5 meters for an hour.
Re: Eluga Power
A very stupid name, but an IP57 rated handset with a 5" screen.....
I'd seriously like one of those as my boaty phone. The sinking feeling you get when you are standing up to your waist in seawater, and you remember which pocket your Galaxy Note is left in, is not one I want to repeat.
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