10 posts • joined Wednesday 12th September 2012 15:55 GMT
Re: One million lines of code
One tip might be to use more than one sentence when writing the Functional Spec!
Re: Is it just me....
Friday beer for you Sir/Madam.
Reg Users are not typical
Personally I think its a bit ironic as I blame Microsoft!
Cast your mind back 10 years when Mum/Wife/Girlfriend/Uncle Albert were all buying PCs
(Desktops - not even Laptops). When asked why the common answer was:
Email/Internet/Word Processing/Games/Print Christmas Cards etc
None of them were going to write code/ perform complex statistical analysis/ do CAD or any of the myriad of complex computing tasks that we take for granted.
To a large extent these people were suckered (Mainly by Microsoft/Intel) into buying massively over-specced PCs that never got above 5%cpu utilization.
I think there are a lot of valid use cases presented by the commentators here where tablets are clearly unsuited but the key point is that the majority of all PC users can manage quite happily on a tablet/phone and there's absolutely zero incentive for them to ever need to buy a new PC.
As someone above pointed out - this is a shame as these were the people who, to some extent, subsidized our PC innovation.
From now on - the notion that the PC is a "consumer" device is dead and we will revert back to the pre-internet days when only the techies/scientists etc need one.
As an analogy -In the old days you could use a C64 to write games for the C64 but now you need a PC to write games for the PS4. Same thing is happening in the world of PCs/Phones/Tablets.
If Apple were serious - then they'd allow a system where free stuff could be added without needing the AppleID Pasword. As it is - parents & grandparents give the phone to the kids - kids learn pwd when they ask Grandpa to download temple run or something. Setting up & managing separate AppleIDs is a no go for most users.Instead there should be a 2-tier security system with a separate password for free stuff for kids. But it always comes back to the 30%...
Obligatory XKCD reference here:
Ah fugit -go look it up yourselves.
Re: Problem with Online Ordering (Amazon)
Ha Ha- your comment made me laugh - Have an upvote Sir.
Problem with Online Ordering (Amazon)
Hi Folks, One problem I had recently with online - I ordered 2 books from Amazon - did the add to basket thing but then shut down the browser tab (Boss Key)
Anyway I went back in when the coast was clear and re-ordered the books. Wasn't really paying attention & when the lot arrived I found I had 2 copies of each book.
Of course as a Supposed Tech-Literate I should have been aware that the cookies persisted and checked my basket & all that but lets face it - you'd want to be a proper numpty to accidentally buy 2 copies of the same book in a bricks & mortar establishment. (I also believe that Amazon could and should have had a little more validation - "are you sure you want to order 2 copies of etc")
Had to send them back to Amazon & got charged for postage which p*ssed me off mightily.
A win for Waterstones etc as I won't be using Amazon again in a hurry.
"The hacking pair were then tracked down by officers of the UK's Serious and Organised Crime Agency (SOCA)."
I'll sleep easier tonight knowing that these 2 hardened criminals have been apprehended.
I dread to think what might have happened if their dastardly deeds had gone unpunished.
Agile = Meh
OK - I'll Bite,
My overall experience of Agile has been extremely underwhelming.
The crazy bit is that it started as a pretty good idea (Kent Beck etc) but the 2 best features (IMO) Test Driven Development & Pair Programming are the one's that are never implemented.
"We haven't got the resources for PP"
"We haven't time to invest up front in a TDD Framework"
Instead you get the bits that Mgmt like because it gives a massive rod to beat the Devs with.
Typically you're given 5 mins at the sprint meeting to work out how long something will take - then when you finally figure out that you've underestimated - you get shafted. So the Devs cop on & start to game the Sprint - massively over-inflating the easy tasks so that they fill their capacity.
Agile is great for little noddy tasks that you'd give the college work experience guy.
"Add a widget to this screen", "Write a report to show X"
For any significant Software Delivery it falls over.
Also I hate the way "Agile" always puts up this 20yo strawman parody of Waterfall methodologies - like we're all still writing COBOL on green screens.
Ask yourself - would you use Agile to: Move data centres? Implement SOX? Port your Software to iOS or Faceback apps? Good luck with that.
Spoiler Alert - but you knew that.
Best Bit was when you make friends with the Horsey as a boy then come back and he/she? remembers you when you play the tune.
Fantastic - then you get to jump the broken bridge (after about 50 goes).
Probably one of the best games ever.
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