* Posts by psychonaut

992 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2012

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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a new feature

so, they are scanning your mail and phone conversations.

if they make it so that outlook automatically adds appointments to your diary based on your emails, then tuesdays are going to get booked up to fuck.

see you next tuesday

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Re: That's Yorkshire fucked then

how will i be able to garner the opinions of fellow techie's on expertsexchange now?

oh? they changed the name a while ago? because the first one they came up with was hilarious?oh ok. ..

Patch LOSE-day: Microsoft secures servers of the world. By disconnecting them

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Re: smb v1

its on someones home network. its an old nas. other option is that he has to spend a fortune to get a new nas and move terrabytes of data. he chose not to do that.

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smb v1

might be a cooincidence, but just had a call where an old nas box disconnected for no reason. turns out to be because it uses smb v1, and since yesterday, it hasnt worked. fix is to enable smb v1 in windows components (and also possibly check for ms client in network adaptor, turn off ipv6 and enable netbios over tcpip).

probably caused by recent win 10 patch

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

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this is quite nice on 10. makes it a bit more bearable

Create a Desktop shortcut with this as the target:

explorer.exe shell:::{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

Samsung’s DeX dock clicks the second time around

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Re: Excellent idea...

<plagiarism>

@GJC

...that's the great thing about standards.....there's so many to choose from

</plagiarism>

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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Re: Does Tiangong-1 contain Chinese steel or aluminum?

thats a good point actually.

they can tax aluminum all they like.

we'll just import aluminium. different thing, shirley?

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Re: Finders Keepers

I think we should leave Trump out of this. He is unlikely to be of help

UK watchdog Ofcom tells broadband firms: '30 days to sort your speeds'

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i dont know what he would claim for though. he's not worried about the cost he's currently paying, he's got boat loads of money (but baulks at 26 thousand pounds, although he could easily afford it), he needs better service. which means new lines at least for phone based broadband.

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Re: it will make no difference

ok, fair enough, a small number of people have fttp...that must be lovely actually!

red bren - you are definitely onto something there!

although, they are getting the speed advertised. "up to" x Mb/s.

0.1 is "up" to 1 million under those terms.

that they are allowed to sell it under those conditions is outrageous though.

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one of my customer has two infinity lines. (fttc).

he gets, absolute max, on either, 14 down and 1 up. this is when there is a fair wind, it is a tuesday, there an ascendant armadillo in uranus and all his neighbours are on holiday.

you cant bond, because it all goes to shit, theres just not enough wiggle room on the upload, particularly when it sits at 100k like it does most of the time. and even if we bond 4 lines, its still 4 x shit. ive tried it, it doesn't work.

the problem is that the copper (possibly alumiium) is buried in the road, not even in conduit.

cant run over poles as there arent any.

he was quoted £26k (just construction costs, then £400 per month for the service) to run fibre as a leased line.

gonna try 4g next

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Re: it will make no difference

no, not really.

no-one gets fttp that i have ever heard of (residential anyway)

its, at best, fttc. then the last leg is copper, aluminium etc. they wont replace the last leg with fibre.

and adding a new contract is not going to be as expensive as fixing the problem. (i.e. lay at least new copper)

and, also, who would bother to coordinate a campaign of a load of neighbours to do all this every few months??

cant see it myself.

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it will make no difference

most of the issues , at least round here, are to do with the last leg of the journey over copper / aluminium / string.

changing ISP using the same product adsl or fttc (so not to virgin fibre or 4g or satellite or radio) will make fuck all difference anyway.

Boring. The phone business has lost the plot and Google is making it worse

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Re: There was one cool feature I liked

FLIR ....you can buy these as add ons. a few hundred quid for a reasonable model. a mate of mine has one

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Re: Hardware design choices

it'll be some apple twat who is secretly really pissed off that he has to buy stupid expensive wireless headphones, loses them constantly, and has a shit apple phone that he paid a fortune for because he is obsessed with apple, and they can do no wrong.

i cant upvote you enough.

big fuck off removable battery

waterproof

sd slot.

(actually, a decent camera too please)

thats it. just make one already before my note 4 dies

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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this is going to happen to every box shifter

unless you add value to a product, simply selling someone else's stuff is going to be a non starter.

if i am buying a thing, and i have done my internet research and decided i want thing model b456 then i dont care where i buy it from, i already know what i want to buy, so i'll buy it from the cheapest place / place with best return policy (currently amazon or john lewis by a loooong way).

there are very few shops now where anyone actually knows anything about what they sell. they have rent, business rates, power, staff overheads etc, for which a warehouse full of the same things does not to the same extent.

so you either have to be a VAR or be able to operate at massively reduced profits or go bust. this is already happening and i cant see it changing really.

Apple: Er, yes. Your iCloud stuff is now on Google's servers, too

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Re: PMSL

thanks tonyj, much appreciated.

and yes, a downvote for asking for advice. could have been dr syntax as i cant be arsed to capitalise or use ' for forums...and as we all know, this is akin to being a nazi! i mean really....anyways....and dont mention downvotes! you will get downvoted! like this post will be. and then your life will END man, it will fucking END! a downvote! oh ! no! aaarghjhhh! the world is full of fucking narcissists... when you've got 2 kids and a mortgage, and another mortgage, and a roofer that you are sueing, a business to run.and learnign German. i mean, its not as bad as a post you put on facebook that doesnt get any likes. thats real death of the soul there. proper tears. jesus. ffs. oooh.

unless its the russians. russian trolls, right here! on the reg! bastards!

ahem. anyway.

i think i will steer clear of own cloud then! thanks for the heads up.

not even heard of sea file. will google....

Muchly appreciated Sir.

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Re: PMSL

how is owncloud? i was looking at that a while ago but got sidetracked. any good?

Opt-in cryptomining script Coinhive 'barely used' say researchers

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Re: I don't mind supporting websites by mining... but...

[but I doubt a 'native' version would EVER happen - who's gonna download an EXECUTABLE and RUN it?]

bob - meet the average home user ... home users - show bob what you can do....clickety click run yes run ok

;)

Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

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Re: Hmmm

At least once a week...

Does my computer have to be turned on for you to be able to remote control it?

No of course not. Its powered by magic fairies and gnomes that dance a jig ti make it work even if theres no power... i never said yet but think every time

uTorrent file-swappers urged to upgrade after PC hijack flaws fixed

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Re: Got rid of utorrent years ago

ok, you win the geek points there...i only vaguely remember the first one....

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Re: Got rid of utorrent years ago

but do you have trouble with your tribbles? there's an episode for that

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the desktop app could be abused to allow "any website you visit [to] read and copy every torrent you've downloaded,"

thats already kind of the point of torrents isnt it? unless you are a leach

Don't worry, Eugene Kaspersky. Acronis is just busting a security move...

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move to another market...

is it because true image has been getting steadily shitter since 2014?

The Gemini pocket PC is shipping and we've got one. This is what it's like

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Re: Just looking at the screenshots of it running Ubuntu

oh look the linux geeks have their own sects, how cute!

Teensy plastic shields are the big new thing in 2018's laptop crop

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Re: Deja vu

yeah, i was thinking that too!

When Samsung reveals the S9 at MWC, at least try to act surprised

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2 simple questions...

As you say..can i take the battery out.

And can i put an sd card in?

Thats it really.

Home fibre in the UK sucks so much it doesn't even rank in Euro study

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Re: It doesn't help

rotten string??

you were lucky.

have to make do with twine in some places round here.

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Re: *Shrug*

spot on.

phone up solwise and ask them about external antenna's and 4g routers. they are superbly helpful.

Bloke sues Microsoft: Give me $600m – or my copy of Windows 7 back

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Re: Microsoft already allows download of Windows 7

davidp231 is 100% correct. the key OEMs actually use (so if you recover it using produkey or similar) to instal windows will not activate using an oem windows disk. you have to have the key on the coa, its different to the (vlk im assuming) key actually used to install windows by the manufacturer.

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simple solution

I've got a genuine, unused OEM Win 7 pro MS can buy from me for $500 million, and then give to him. this will save them a load of money.

You're decorating it wrong: Apple HomePod gives wood ring of death

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Re: The Apple Ringpiece?

is that what they are calling their customers now?

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Re: One ring to rule them all ...

Get in the Ring - GnR

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Re: my coffe mug leaves a ring on polished surfaces

I'm guessing AdeyJay has an iCup (TM)

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Re: French Polishers

haha! i was hoping your link was going to be that advert! the chick man, the chick...

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Re: Roses are red.............

more likely to be black friday and cyber monday these days....

Still not on Windows 10? Fine, sighs Microsoft, here are its antivirus tools for Windows 7, 8.1

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Re: Marketing vs reality again

fyi, you can use this patch

https://github.com/zeffy/wufuc

for kabylake and win 8.1 , probably win 7 too , although ive only tested it on win 8.1, and it worked* (not for me, for some insane customer who insisted i build him an 8.1 machine)

*works so far...

Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

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Re: fibre or fiber

Apart from the quasi-french bits, shirley?

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i believe the term you are after is "frothing at the minge"

Vodafone boasts 200Mbps with 4G mini mast in Cornish trial

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Re: Easier solution

"just dump vodafone"

Good advice in any event I would say...

as soon as i can gird my loins and take some anti-stress pills as a precaution, i will get off of One Net

No yolking matter: Google Translate cock-up gives Norwegians more than un œuf eggs

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Re: Translating a number?

Who needs Google?

F U N E X?

S V F 15000 X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mX9T2qyIQ

quality

EE unveils shoebox-sized router to boost Brit bumpkin broadband

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yup, those little 4g routers are pretty good. plus you can stick a massive 4 g antennae on it, way bigger than that little box EE are offering.

Solwise is the place to go.

US broadband is scarce, slow and expensive. 'Great!' says the FCC

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Re: Money talks

thats amazing! it *MUST* be your lucky day! you've won first prize in a Nigerian beauty competition. Please send all your bank details including your pin and credit card details so we can send you the money

Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial

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Re: The customer is always right....

"Firing customers who are a more of a pain in the ass than they are worth is one of the truly great joys of being self employed"

oooh yes. i haven't used the "you're fired" line yet but i look forward to deploying it in future

Dinosaurs gathered at NASA Goddard site for fatal feeding frenzy

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Re: My eyes are the age of that slab...

oh you haven't seen the half of it. try and get invited to "Christians against Dinosaurs" group on facebook. its hilarious. also join "dinosaurs against Christians against dinosaurs" for balance.

Openreach ups investment plans: Will shoot out full fibre to 3 million premises

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a ha ha ha haaaaa!

oh my chinny chin chin chinny

France gives les citoyens the right to cock up official paperwork

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Re: tax returns - auto filled

in the uk if you do self assessment, and they reckon you will have reasonably large bill for the next year, you have to make payments on account up front for next years taxes, as well as the year you are in.

ok, so once its rolling, its not too bad, but it was a bit of a shocker for me last year, i had to find a not inconsiderable sum of money in 10 days (as you have to pay most of it by jan 31st). i then forgot i had to make another payment in june and got told off for forgetting, which is fair enough i suppose....

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Re: "Forgot your tax return, mon ami? Pas de problem!"

mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles

'The capacitors exploded, showering the lab in flaming confetti'

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Joke

Re: Now this was a big bang!

this is the reg. there will be at least one dick who doesn't believe you....

writing "this is a true story" will only encourage them...

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Re: Improbable

completely possible. i had a machine in not so long ago. it had a powercool 550 watt psu in it.

the sata power cables were melted, it absolutely stank, the inside of the case had black smoke / scorch marks on it, the sata connectors for the dvd-rw and SSD were burnt to a crisp, they fell to bits in an avalanche of disgusting, smelly, acrid burnt plastic.

i think what had happened was a layer of dust and crud had built up on one of the sata power connectors over time. its one of the ones that isnt fully moulded, it had little blanks removed on the back of the connector. (for testing the voltage i suppose?). the sata connector was really tight up against the chassis, a mm ish away.

i think the whole thing shorted through the crud buildup against the case.

I didn't believe the customer when they told me what had happened, but after seeing it, i was converted. quite spectacular by all accounts when it happened. I'm not sure about massive flames and flying debris across a whole room, but enough to scare the shit out of you. and 30 years ago, PSU's were indeed very different. (for different read "absolute dog shit"), so yeah, why not.

i now make sure all the psu's i buy dont have those little blanks taken out own the back of the power connectors..... corsair cx 550m's these days.