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German government orders local CIA station chief to pack his bags

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FAIL

If the Germans were serious, they'd toss out the American military bases. I know the people don't want them.

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Piketty thinks the 1% should cough up 80%. Discuss

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Re: Some well made points

Iff a > b also

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NASA preps flying saucer ballocket flight

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I get the LSD bit...

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Britain'll look like rural Albania without fracking – House of Lords report

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The sun uses nuclear fusion and puts out 10^26 watts continuously. Just a hint.

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UFO, cosmic ray or flasher? NASA rules on Curiosity curiosity

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Alert

Phil Plait of Bad Astronomy fame has posted an animated gif of the left and right NAVCAM views, showing that it's in one and not the other. Normally that would be the end of the argument, but not necessarily in this case. That's because we're looking at irregular terrain and the occlusion details differ between left and right cameras.

There's also the issue of simultaneity between the two cameras; then the left camera showing nothing would mean that the flash only began in time for the right camera to grab it.

Either or both of these caveats argue for Curiosity to live up to her name, and to get the hell over there and check it out. But this is NASA, so they won't.

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Final Windows XP Patch Tuesday will plug Word RTF vuln

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I wouldn't put it past Microshaft to deliberately leak something damaging to XP into the wild.

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GRAV WAVE TSUNAMI boffinry BONANZA – the aftershock of the universe's Big Bang

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Re: "expansion of space briefly exceeded the speed of light "

Coz it surfed on FTL spacetime. Whheeeeeeeeeee!

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OK - now we know that FTL spacetime expansion is real, it's time to roll our sleeves up and build that space drive!

Pass the hacksaw, Mabel...and careful with that axe, Eugene.

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Moon flashes Earth after getting pounding from MASSIVE meteorite

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And this is why moonshine can be dangerous

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CERN outlines plan for new 100km circumference supercollider

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What if there's nothing there except turtles all the way down...

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Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

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A way overpaid pompous arse, that Standen. Boot him out.

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Picture this: Data-wrangling boffins say they have made JPEGs OBSOLETE

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Could a new video standard, superior to HEVC, be in the offing? If so, I'll work on it.

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NSA installed '50,000 malware sleeper cells' in world computer networks

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The NSA have demonstrated beyond any shadow of a doubt that they are incapable of safeguarding the national trust - not to mention international good will. They should be disbanded forthwith. We did without them before. Accountability is a tenet of democratic government, and they spit on the idea.

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So, rocket boffin Dr Adam Baker: Will we live long and prosper in SPACE?

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Rockets are so 1950s, someone said recently - and that's true. The going rate for launch-to-LEO is between $8K/Kg and $15K/Kg - say $12K/Kg average. The sad fact is that right now we have the tech to reduce that figure to less than $5/Kg and launch multiple times per day without destroying any hardware in the process. It's called a railgun, and for my money, it's the only worthy game in town. The ideal location is equatorial and uses a few Km of track for gee-hardened cargo launches, or over 100 Km for more sedate passenger launches. The US Airforce and Navy have been messing with this, but they are really only interested in making ballistic weapons, so they use insane energy densities - about 100x more than a commercial launch outfit needs. The principle is sound, and lacks only investment. Ecuador is a good spot - there are flat stretches leading to useful mountains to angle the launch correctly.

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So, Linus Torvalds: Did US spooks demand a backdoor in Linux? 'Yes'

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Re: @ DJO Psudorandomosity

Too late. NSA hacked Americium-241 a decade ago. They found a backdoor into the weak force.

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Boffins: Earth will be habitable for only 1.75 BEEELLION more years

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There's a ton of bollocks in that article. For one thing, in a lot less than a million years from now we'll be able to incrementally bump out Earth's orbit as far as we like. Or two hundred million? Makes no difference. That resets the clock to 6 billion years. Everyone relax :).

But there's something else. Neglecting other catastrophes, an entire galaxy is headed our way at breakneck speed - Andromeda. ETA estimated at around 4 billion years

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda%E2%80%93Milky_Way_collision

We may need to get galactic before then.

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Elon Musk unveils Hyperloop – the subsonic tube of tomorrow

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I read the report and think that it has a good chance of success. It certainly puts the state-approved scheme to absolute shame, being cheaper to build (10x), faster (5x), cheaper ticket price (5x), safer, more energy-efficient, less environmentally demanding, quicker to build and quicker to board. I hope there are sufficient red faces in Sacramento this week (assuming that politicians are capable of experiencing shame) to kick them into action on scrapping that boondoggle they recently approved, which would end up costing not $68B, but more likely over $100B.

The aerodynamic control and the thermal issues may be problematic, but I see no technical showstoppers here. So let's get this show on the road!

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NSA gets burned by a sysadmin, decides to burn 90% of its sysadmins

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Americans should petition their congresscritters to disband the NSA

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Curiosity team: Massive collision may have killed Red Planet

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What can evolve in a billion years? On Earth, quite a lot. On Mars, maybe more.

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Tickle my balls, stroke my button and blow the fluff from my crack

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I've been using a Logitech Trackman Marble for what seems like well over a decade, and don't want to switch. The thumb is the strongest digit, so natural for movement. It fits to the hand perfectly. And no scraping over a surface either - I detest scrapies.

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Google nuke thyself: Mountain View's H.264 righteous flame-out

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Re: VP9 may be in the same boat

Looks like the way forward is HEVC-DASH for mobile and thus for everything else.

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Re: Bad timing last time?

The Chinese tried to counter H.264 (AVC) licensing with their own "AVS", which was basically a clone (what a surprise), and it fell on its arse. Earlier, Microsoft had tried the same thing with their own "VC-1" (also almost a clone) which fell on its arse. VP8 did too, as the article says. I therefore predict that VC-2, AVS2 and VP9 will all fall on their arses.

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Woolwich beheading sparks call to REVIVE UK Snoopers' Charter

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Re: Here we go again...

I would say a little chat with their mullah is called for here.

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Honey, I BLEW UP the International SPACE STATION - in full 3D

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Re: All this....

or a CGI-resurrected Patrick Moore discussing toad sexing. The possibilities with dead celebrities are endless

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IT bloke publishes comprehensive maps of CALL CENTRE menu HELL

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Common shortcuts to get a human

are 0, 00 or saying "agent"

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Standard Model goes PEAR-SHAPED in CERN experiment

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Re: Hmmm...

Like the Black Knight, I leap into the road and block your path leading to an attempt to confuse the Latin roots "before" (ante) and "opposite" (anti). You're not sneaking that one by us.

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Re: Sharing: Dream of Four-Dimensional State and Fivengtange-Dimensional State

Suddenly I'm back in the nineties in the early days of UseNet (sci.physics) with the Finn Hannu P, his amazing Space Potato and his little daughter who drew cosmic truths.

Apparently the guy is still going.

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PLAGUE of SEX CRAZED MONSTER GRASSHOPPERS to hit East Coast

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Re: I see a new Syfy movie in the making....

Mutations - you forgot mutations. They need to be enormous and with those larger brains, group consciousness emerges and they all do something radical - like run for president or starting a company.

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So long, Hotmail: Remaining users migrated to Outlook.com

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Outlook Express

KISS is my creed. That's why I prefer to open docs with WordPad rather than Word, detesting bloat and incomprehensible icon blizzards as I do. Same with email - for years, having had to leave my dear old Eudora (what a gal) - I've used Outlook Express and POP'd all my email accounts down into that. I like to have my email stored locally so it can't be lost, spindled, mutilated or distributed. I've had a Hotmail addy since the nineties, but because of the horrendous spam exposure I experienced, this got relegated to the junk exposure category, and remains my email slut up to the present day.

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AMD reveals potent parallel processing breakthrough

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Re: Anticitizen#1

American logic: learning to shoot things is cheaper than providing its citizenry with health care.

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WTF?

Re: No more worrying about Graphic card memory

Yes - also it's unclear what degree of control the programmer has over CPU/GPU usage decisions. It would be nice to specify that compute-intensive inner loops be executed mandatorily on the GPU, for example. I get the impression that the GPU is auto-assigned only when the CPU runs out of puff, but that's just a SWAG.

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COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: NASA rovers scrawl giant willy on Mars

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I see Space.com is getting all snotty about this. That puritan streak still beats strong in every Yank heart.

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Applicants sought for one-way trip to Martian Big Brother house

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It would be really boring without something worthwhile to do. So they need basic tools to build more stuff, like bulldozers, 3D printers, the ability to craft electronics and bowls etc themselves.

But if a bunch of hairdressers are sent, nothing will happen - Golgafrincham disease. "Have you seen my rubber ducky, Number Two?" and "We've decided to revalue the sand"

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Boffins build ant-sized battery, claim it's tough enough to start a car

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Holmes

That's 7.4 * 10^7 W/m^3, about 10x the best Li-ion batteries (1500 W/Kg, 5 gm/cc)

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The Reg puts Vulture inside the Large Hadron Collider

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".. in a two-year process known as the long shutdown"

It's actually known as The Long Dark Teatime of the LHC..

“No private detective looks like a private detective. That's one of the first rules of private detection."

"But if no private detective looks like a private detective, how does a private detective know what it is he's supposed not to look like? Seems to me there's a problem there.”

― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

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Earth-like planets abound in red dwarf systems

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Re: If there is life out there, they're keeping quiet

The maximum advance time on us for another civilisation in this galaxy is around 9,000,000,000 years (9 BY) . The maths is pretty simple: the Milky Way is 13.2 BY old (close to the age of the universe), and the time to evolve from scratch is about 4 BY for our system. 13-4 = 9.

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Revealing new pics of galactic princess Andromeda

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Mushroom

Beautiful but deadly. She's on a full-on collision course with The Milky Way, ETA 1 BY or so. Expect future classroom drills which include the injunction "Duck!". I guess we could start practicing right now...

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Google fills in the blanks on North Korea map data

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Mushroom

All your base, your base, are belong to us.

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Record numbers of you are reading this headline right now

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Pint

Bring on the Icons

Can't be iconoclastic without icons in the first place. So long live the icons and the shibboleths. Know what I mean?

"The internet without The Register is like a fish without a bicycle" - Anon.

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Is this possibly the worst broadband in the world?

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I'm in San Jose California and I get 44 Mbps down and 6 Mbps up with Comcast cable. Along with the mandatory basic TV it runs me about $80 (50 quid)

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Linux kernel dumps 386 chip support

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Re: 8080, bloody Hell!

8080? - pshaw. Around the same time GE MicroElectronics up in Bonny Scotland came out with the CP1600. Yeah, 16 bits in 1974. Stomped all over the 8086, but their marketing department must, in retrospect, have sucked mightily. I wonder who that was? Probably William McGonagle. He was writing poems instead of selling it.

Ah saw a CPU up on a hill

It's no there noo...

It's still no there noo.

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Sniff.. Phew! WORLD'S OLDEST CHEESE discovered in Poland

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Re: What about knob cheese

Man has been cutting the cheese for even longer.

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The 30-year-old prank that became the first computer virus

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Re: Dorian Gray all over again!

Word on the street is that he's been hacking his own telomeres.

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Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

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Stop

"Badass"???

So far so good with The Register's eschewing of American vernacular in a very positive, British sort of way - until this. Oh Dear.

Now admittedly, "Naughty Bottom" doesn't quite have quite the equivalent bite, but can you not do better?

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Habitable HEAVY GRAVITY WORLD found just 42 light-years away

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Re: What? No 'Mission of Gravity' reference?

Ayup. I bet Barlenaan is there, falling off 1 cm ledges and screaming. He should do his own show. Make-up would be a bitch, though. All those frakkin' legs.

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about that gee thing

If it's the same size as Earth, then the surface gee will be 7g. But if it''s the same density as Earth, then it will only be 7^(1/3) gee or 1.9g. With a few workouts, it could be done. Kinda.

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Geneva devastated by monster tsunami, millions at risk

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Re: I misread part of that as "Saint Gregory of Torus"

There is the theory of the Möbius... a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again...

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Vote now for the ULTIMATE BACON SARNIE

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Angel

Lord Snooty

has communicated to me his mild disdain that not a single entry employed the most excellent Grey Poupon.

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Half of Milky Way's mass found in million-Kelvin gas cloud

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Pint

Re: no way out?

Heat is not temperature. So we're good to go.

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NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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Re: idiots

Not to mention that you absolutely MUST reverse the polarity!

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