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The correct term is "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"
Not, as you have written, "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here"
Dear God, did none of you read Dante's Inferno?
It has been around for 700 years, one would have thought you would get it right :)
There is a special place in hell reserved for people who misquote Dante.
How many Asians have blue eyes?
And this is bordering on hebephilia and is more than a little 'Creepy' coming from a corporate hive mind like MS.
Did they specifically desire a sexually provocative 13 year old with budding breasts and a short skirt to be their mascot?
What next? Will she be doing Money Shots if you buy VS13?
I think the longest time anyone has ever spent travelling with the doctor is nearly 32 years.
In 1982 a Cyberman went down the corridor of the Tardis in the story Earthshock, and he is yet to return.
Re: Oh yeah...
He wasn't "The Doctor", he played a character called "Dr Who".
Where one is a 950 year old alien from the planet Gallifrey, who has two hearts, a self-renewing cell structure and penchant for attractive young women, the other was a human Earthling who only had grand-daughters and strange men.
The films are not canon.
"Coldest Place In The Universe"
Hmmm not sure about that.
At 1 degree Kelvin it is rather warmer than the 1 nanoKelvin reached at MIT
So I would say that as it is one billion times warmer it is not quite the coldest place in the universe.
Re: Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!
I think Johnny Lee Miller would be good.
And since it seems appropriate that he be played by someone British, how about Kiefer Sutherland?
Richard E Grant anyone?
However, and given that he has already 'played' the role, what of David Morrissey?
The Daily Telegraph subscription is easily avoided.
I leave it as an exercise for other readers.
Clue : Cookies
They travel through Hyperspace.
No-one can possibly say what it looks like.
Perhaps it really does look like the opening titles of Doctor Who circa 1975.
The 'Jump to lightspeed' is therefore a metaphor for 'Do the necessary calculations in order to create and enter a hyperspace field'.
I would be more concerned about the apparent motion of the X-Wings as they appear to move through an atmosphere rather than a vacuum.
Sci-fi has also been amazingly prescient.
Imagine a small handheld book that contained a vast amount of, usually inaccurate or unhelpful, information about every subject known to man (or Vogon).
There you go, The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy was only Wikipedia on a Tablet.
We do not live in a metric world.
24 hours a day, seven days a week, we turn 360 degrees and still know what a pint should be.
The metric system was invented by unemployed French coiffures after the revolution, so is obviously crap.
You only know a man when you have walked 1.609 km in his moccasins.
There is another planet
Of course it cannot be Gallifrey, as any fule no, Gallifrey is in the constellation of Kasterborous, not Cygnus.
And what of it's other sister planet, Karn?
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