* Posts by Qarumba

17 posts • joined 29 Aug 2012

Germany strikes again over Amazon warehouse pay

Qarumba
Pint

Re: The 'Jack Boot' is on the other foot now!

You're not German and owning most of Europe isn't a feather in your Tyrolean hat. If I were German I'd prefer to disown most of Europe. Germans have a better sense of humour :-)

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GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine

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FAIL

Re: WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

I think if you bothered to pay any attention, the poor fellow wasn't "man-hunted" for trying to get medical treatment for his child. But then facts are never as emotional as fiction, now are they.

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BMW i8 plug-in hybrid: It's a supercar, Jim, but not as we know it

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Facepalm

Re: Idiot's Solution

You make me laugh professor Arnaut! What kind of idiot would refer to a Haynes manual before dismantling and refurbishing something as complex as a gear box! I don't know, I really should have got a degree in gearboxology before even attempting it!

Well at least you didn't run off after dropping a lone comment, for that at least, I salute you.

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Qarumba
Boffin

Re: Idiot's Solution

Yes you should.

Yes, I managed it from reading a Haynes manual, that's how complex a gearbox is. Describing the everyday life of almost every gearbox in the world isn't an argument for your preferred solution.

Is the solution to these inefficiencies to bolt on a completely different drive mechanism? Really?

"In 2004, the Honda Racing F1 Team produced what they considered a “jewel in the crown” in race car design...a light weight composite gear box..."

Yes indeed, I suspect the BMW engineers never even left their armchair when they came up with the solution of a (Toyota) hybrid in an impractical car with a ridiculous price tag. They should clearly be awarded some sort of prize in recognition of their engineering brilliance. A golden armchair perhaps?

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Qarumba
Facepalm

Re: Idiot's Solution

Yeah, sorry, if taxi drivers are buying them they must be the best solution.

Normally I use my brakes to stop the car but from now on I'll use my gears, I'd hate for my brakes to contribute to global warming.

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Qarumba
Stop

Re: Idiot's Solution

I think you will find that BMWs products are based on a sales strategy and not an engineering one. They're not really very well known for radical ideas, just small changes every few years so as not to scare off their middle management customers. And what have their brilliant engineers come up with as a solution? A hybrid! How novel.

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Boffin

Re: Idiot's Solution

Oh no! Let's start with a crap solution, make it less crap and convince the buyer that you have the best solution. Honestly you should be a car salesman. Let's just continue with your methodology...now that we've got a light engine, a heavy battery and a heavy DC motor, let's swap the heavy battery for a light one to drive a light starter which will get rid of the heavy DC motor and we'll add a light and simple gearbox (not one of those complex one's you previously specified). Voila! I'm a better car salesman than you!

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Qarumba
Mushroom

Re: Idiot's Solution

And the idiot's solution is...make every part of the journey inefficient! Well done, you should get a job as a climate change expert!

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Devil

Idiot's Solution

I cannot understand why people bother with hybrids. It's the idiot's solution to a problem. You have an internal combustion engine carrying around an electric motor and it's batteries and you have an electric motor carrying around an internal combustion engine and it's fuel tank! To top it all you can even charge the batteries using the internal combustion engine for maximum inefficiency!

As for the idiots that think's a Tesla produces zero CO2...aaargh!!!

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Watch this! RHEL 7 - The new release preview

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Re: Embarrassing...

I agree servers are their main business but they also do RHEL Desktop which is advertised as including a free of charge productivity suite (LibreOffice). If I ran Redhat I'd want anyone demonstrating it to use my products.

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Embarrassing...

...that the presenter had to use Microsoft to create a presentation for the RHEL release.

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Fix capitalism with floating cities on Venus says Charles Stross

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FAIL

Weights and Measurements

Can we have The Register equivalent measurement of a 'fuckton' as I have no idea how much that weighs. It suggests though that the guy is an illiterate economist at best and therefore would never make a very good writer.

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Los Angeles' weather is just like MORDOR, says Brit climate prof

Qarumba
Facepalm

Re: As with all Climate models

As with all climate models...it's a work of fiction.

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British support for fracking largely unmoved by knowledge of downsides

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Mushroom

Fear and Piracy

And here's looking forward to the Greenpeace pirates getting the full 15 years in the Gulag.

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Spanish airport cops seize cocaine-packed Bulgarian airbags

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Happy

Shared Heritage

Nose Ajax, that's the best yet!

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Motörheadphönes Motörizer rock 'phones review

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Facepalm

Mugphones

Reasonable priced at £130! Who would have thought that there were enough fools in the world to fork out this kind of money for a bit of plastic, cloth and a pair of small speakers? But then who would have thought there were enough fools to fork out stupid money for "training" shoes. Just another fashion statement.

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New rule on blood-soaked metals in mobes is POINTLESS

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Go

Re: Let's just go back to parallel plate, air dielectric

Haven't apple patented clever, creative & interesting which is why it's no longer funny!

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