* Posts by Uffish

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No escape: Microsoft injects 'Get Windows 10' nagware into biz PCs

Uffish

Re: blimp

That's a blip on the radar, a blimp might possibly be carrying the radar.

As for the rest of your guff - I, for one, don't give much thought to Microsoft's current or future behaviour and products except to take them or leave them as I choose. Articles in el Reg etc help in making an informed choice. The market is what business is about, I hear, and it is up to Microsoft to choose what it does.

Dutch govt says no to backdoors, slides $540k into OpenSSL without breaking eye contact

Uffish

NTFS ?

Is that the (revolutionary, for its time) color system that is Never Twice the F-cking Same, or do you work in IT?

Five key findings from 15 years of the International Space Station

Uffish
Headmaster

Re: Pornigraphic

Here you are, a Porni graphic web page.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Porni,+Afghanistan/@33.8017211,66.4512455,1685m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x3f2c65a22a9f1467:0x68a2fe274b343ef9

Windows 10: What's coming in 2016?

Uffish

Re: "vastly inferior"

I have been using various flavours of Linux for many years and, by choice, have used it almost exclusively (on my own computers). My wife however has always used Windows because she needs certain programs that don't exist in Linux (or Wine-Linux etc etc). If that means Linux is inferior so be it.

But if Microsoft proposes a paid for OS-as-a-service and also runs the data equivalent of upskirt.com on the back of it then it's goodbye Windows.

Uffish

Re: "Windows 7 diehards"

There are some Win 8.1 diehards too. What sort of service comes for free?

I would perhaps consider a paid for service, otherwise 2016 will be the year of the Mint.

Big Brother is born. And we find out 15 years too late to stop him

Uffish

Re: go blame...

OK I've blamed New Labour, do I stop there or do I carry on?

Microsoft steps up Windows 10 nagging

Uffish

Re: Recommended

Recommended by Microsoft computer security team or the like ok, but recommended by Microsoft business plan for making more profits team no. The difference is ethical - it's a pity that Microsoft has lost its way on that front.

Windows XP spotted on Royal Navy's spanking new aircraft carrier

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Tried and tested.

Or maybe they have been working with xp for so long that they have a good idea of what it is doing and what it is not doing. I can't imagine anyone working on a serious bit of a warship with Win 10, they wouldn't yet know what it does.

France says 'non' to Wi-Fi and Tor restrictions after terror attack

Uffish

Re: "on nothing more than your religion"

I'm not French, I just happen to live here and I'm trying to be polite about my French hosts. These are just my opinions but I think that they are valid.

1. No-one was targeted purely because of their religion so cut that bit out.

2. No-one would like their house being searched or their mosque being closed, especially for no good reason. To be cold-hearted about it though, no-one could say that it was the end of the world for them.

3. You don't know France - this wasn't some local police chief doing this on his own initiative it was a direct, and I am sure detailed, order from the top.

The context is suicide bombers and kalashnikovs being used throughout Paris. Again being cold-hearted, trying to make sure that there wouldn't be another 130 deaths takes precedence over seriously pissing off a lot of innocent people.

Lastly, if there are any Moslems reading this, salamalikoum. Nothing has changed my opinion that you are a great bunch of people.

Uffish

Strolling Policemen

Personally, maybe because Paris is my local big city, I prefer strolling policemen to sleeping policemen - and much prefer either sort to the shooting kind.

Every country has it's examples of official wrong that will never be corrected. 'Bloody Sunday' and Jean Charles de Menezes in the UK, innumerable innocent black victims of policing in the USA etc etc etc.

French radio and TV reports highlighted the questionable justification of a lot of of the recent searches and arrests in France. This is not judicial oversight but it is oversight and, so far, I haven't seen any move to a police state and I have been wandering around Paris without worrying about guns and bombs.

Of course, some people see anything and everything as an excuse to fantasise about conspiracies but, please forgive me, I'm not one of them and your theories just sound like gobbledygook.

Uffish

Re: ORLY (not the airport).

@Graham Marsden

So if you were the French Minister responsible and the police and security services came to you with all their intelligence about known, suspected and possible jihadi supporters - what would you do?

The French decided on checking out, I guess, just about everything they thought could help. I don't think this means that they have forgotten about Liberté, Egalité et Fraternité. Perhaps it just means that they wanted to stop another massacre.

Lenov-lol, a load of Tosh, and what the Dell? More bad holes found in PC makers' bloatware

Uffish
Headmaster

Re:"the American"

Who was the American that went to Mali?

Who owns space? Looking at the US asteroid-mining act

Uffish

Re: Lay Claim

I have great objection to anyone 'laying claim' to a planet, bit of a planet, an asteroid or even a some part of empty space. They don't own it; shouting that they own it or plonking a spaceship near it does nothing to change the fact that they don't own it, never have and never will. Even if you change the meaning to laying claim to a priority right concerning said planet asteroid or bit of space it is not up to any one country to administer such rights.

That US Bill is a bit of bipartisan navel fluff .

How NSA continued to spy on American citizens' email traffic – from overseas

Uffish

Re: lack of political will...

In France the number of people of interest to the security services greatly exceeds the number of security people available to monitor them. Solve that problem in the real world and the Croix de chevalier de la Légion d’honneur is yours, along with kisses on both cheeks from the President.

Hillary Clinton: Stop helping terrorists, Silicon Valley – weaken your encryption

Uffish

Re: No reason to allow...

When push turns to shove then pragmatism becomes acceptable. Should it happen often - no; will it happen often - that's up to your country's voting patterns.

US military readies drone submarine hunter

Uffish

Re: and when a hostile fires upon this "drone"

If this drone just pootles up and down the coasts of the US it will be "friendly fire" from hunters and other gun toting Americans that they will have to look out for. (Blimps over there regularly get shot at).

UK's internet spy law: £250m in costs could balloon to £2 BILLION

Uffish

Re: Panopticon

Yes but the Panopticon was a prison full of prisoners and...er, um, yes, it does look very much like that idea doesn't it.

TPP: 'Scary' US-Pacific trade deal published – you're going to freak out when you read it

Uffish

Re: Here in the US

Well, here in the EU we shall no doubt be looking at how the TPP cookie crumbles before signing a possible EU - US Trade pact.

Licence to snoop: Ipso facto, crypto embargo? Draft Investigatory Powers bill lands

Uffish

Re: Not news

Sure, they were spying their socks off before and now all that the spooks want is to continue as before and with the minimum of additional paperwork and oversight (i.e. none). Can't blame them for that, but Parliament has now to address the problem of a regulatory framework for spying on the inhabitants of the UK.

One small crumb of comfort is that we will at least get to see the intelligence, democratic instincts and innate morality of MPs and, maybe, Peers. Should be interesting.

Uffish
Big Brother

What's next?

A total ban on whispering? "It's not fair" say spooks "we can't listen in".

I survived a head-on crash with driverless cars – and dummies

Uffish

Re: "slowing down"

It would annoy me (a car driver) if the vehicle in front started dawdling just because it had knowledge of the next traffic light timing, especially if I was trying to get to a turn-off junction before the traffic lights.

Uffish

Re: "handover"

It's simple really, if the system can't safely handle a handover with a human it can't be trusted and won't be insured. Ergo, no system initiated handover at speed and a lot of problems with driver initiated handover "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that".

Bosch, you suck! Dyson says VW pal cheated in vacuum cleaner tests

Uffish

Publicity

This seems to have been a massively successful advertising campaign for Dyson. Probably the lawyers fees were cheaper than an ad agency as well.

Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

Uffish

Re: "...it’s trivially easy for hackers to find your house and take over your kettle"

I've got a copy of Schroedinger's old kettle, its both on or off until you make a cup of tea - and then you find out.

New Nexus 5X, 6P smarties: Google draws a line in the sand

Uffish

Anorexic models.

"The 5X is billed as thinner than its predecessor, .... LG shaved 8mm from the new model..."

Photos , or it never happened.

Self-driving vehicles might be autonomous but insurance pay-outs probably won't be

Uffish

Re: Road Markings

May I suggest a Google satellite view of the Arc de Triomphe roundabout* for a good example of French road markings.

*L'Arc de Triomphe de l'Etoile, 75017 Paris, 48.873772, 2.295012

Top VW exec blames car pollution cheatware scandal on 'a couple of software engineers'

Uffish

Re: @No good choices for VW

The "all the fault of a very few engineers" argument was aired at the same time as the CEO left. If that is really the truth I will never buy another VW because you cannot trust the factory to make what it thinks it is making.

VW has had enough time to find a solid chain of command from programmer to board level (all of whom, rather surprisingly, would be getting on in years and very fond of fishing). That scenario might not be the truth but it doesn't stink to high heaven like the current one. There are far better choices than choosing an indefensible defence.

Only a CNUT would hold back the waves of the sharing economy

Uffish

Re: stop quoting Wikipedia

Please don't imagine that you know better than others how to find and use information. From your comment you don't.

Uffish

Anarchy

In the nineteenth century legislation began to be put in place limiting the loading of ships to some safe value. This legislation was opposed by the free market forces at the time but was imposed after taking into account the human and financial losses from overloaded ships.

Imposing load lines on ships was nothing new. Wikipedia says that Crete, in 2500 BC had such laws, as did the Romans, the Venetians, the Hanseatic League etc. In the industrial revolution it seems these ideas got left behind.

Legislation which limits freedom can, in certain circumstances, be "a good thing" and free market forces can, in certain circumstances, be "a bad thing".

I think Uber is "a bad thing" because too much in it's organisation invites a disregard for risk. Reshape the idea to limit the risk and it could become " a good thing".

'ALIEN INVADERS OBSERVED': OFFICIAL ESA announcement

Uffish

Re: Humour

It's a French thing, Paris has thousands of these dotted around on pastel coloured bare walls, mostly up above the reach of a pedestrian. They started when pixel art was state of the art. Some of them even seem to be repaired.

Silicon Valley now 'illegal' in Europe: Why Schrems vs Facebook is such a biggie

Uffish

Re: Agreed

I would like some form of legislation that says that being in possession of any piece of 'private and personal' information is illegal unless it has a clear, auditable link to specific, named permission from the subject. Wont happen of course. Big Brother is watching us all and taking copious notes.

Terror in the Chernobyl dead zone: Life - of a wild kind - burgeons

Uffish

Re: evolutionary blind alley

Upvoted for the epic pessimism.

Search engine can find the VPN that NUCLEAR PLANT boss DIDN'T KNOW was there - report

Uffish

Re: Jobsworths

What the hell are you doing blithering when you could be looking for a job elsewhere? Wherever it is that you have been working, it appears to be a dump.

Mars water discovery is a liberal-muslim plot, cry moist conspiracy theorists

Uffish

Re: limbaugh's nowhere near.. you want a conspiracy?

@zmodem - Viagra was invented and marketed for the treatment of heart disease, the introduction of Aspirin was suppressed by Bayer so as not to interfere with the sales of Bayer's new wonder drug Heroin. Why should I believe anything you say about these clearly incompetent scientists?

My phone tells me where I am, and I can clearly see that it uses only land based transmission systems why should GPS be any different. All carbon dating is polluted by the atom bomb tests and so cannot be relied on. All the scientific evidence you cite is untrustworthy. You have not proved your point and I have no reason to change my ideas.

(Where is the tongue-in-cheek icon ? )

Uffish

Re: Mars is Red!

@AC I must congratulate you on your excellent sarcasm, the "I'm not a fan of Rush but..." was good but the "the global warming crazies." was sheer genius in capturing the blind, fumbling, name-calling that passes for informed debate in Mr. Limburger's audience.

Boeing builds British Airways 787 Dreamliner in 4 minutes

Uffish

Re: Nice video

There's a film out there showing the assembly of bombers (Lancaster or Wellington probably) during the war. It was bloody good propaganda for British workers as it had a fair amount of mechanical insight and jargon. I think it was addressed principally to the Americans. A complete plane in 24 hours - real time.

For just $400 you can have this Raspberry Pi – and mine bitcoin

Uffish

Re: Really?

@jaume

Congratulations, you have invented the self commenting comment.

KARMA POLICE: GCHQ spooks spied on every web user ever

Uffish
Holmes

Re: Oh no!

@ Mr Dogshit

I don't mind them spying - it's them being bat-shit crazy that worries me. They have been given a big, beautiful doughnut stuffed with gizmos and what do they do? They profile people listening to the radio! As research, even for the arcane world of spying, this is a complete waste of time.

Their budget is way too big.

You want the poor to have more money? Well, doh! Splash the cash

Uffish

Whatever you do - don't touch 'The Market'

And why the hell shouldn't we touch the market?

The market is a human construction, there used to be slavery in Europe (and lots of other places, natch), then there was feudalism, then there was a fairly slow change towards today's 24hour rolling stock-market reports on all TV channels. I fail to see why the changes should now stop - and I fail to see any evidence that economic changes have stopped.

Volkswagen used software to CHEAT on AIR POLLUTION tests, alleges US gov

Uffish

Re: concentration of CO2

Natural carbon dioxide concentrations in the Chauvet-Pont d'Arc cave* regularly exceed 3%.

However, to my mind, the problem is not how much damage Volkswagen has done to the world and it's population it is how much illegal cheating and deception Volkswagen management judges acceptable. They seem to have set the level a bit high and, I think, should be discouraged from continuing that strategy.

* The replica tourist cave is worth the detour.

Perhaps the AIpocalypse isn't imminent – if Google Translate is anything to go by, that is

Uffish

Re: Google Translate? It's actually useful/usable if you know what you're doing

I wouldn't like to use it to translate into a language I didn't know - that's what professional translators are for - but for translating some unknown foreign text into 'usable' English it is pretty good. And free.

Curiosity rolls over onto Martian WET PATCH, takes satisfied selfie

Uffish

Smiley Face

If you look at the spot it was drilling there's a big smile drawn in the dust. Some mission controller being whimsical or is Curiosity really feeling pleased with itself.

http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/pia19807_flat-horizon-monday.jpg for a high def version of the article photo.

Amazon UK conditions 'exhausting', claims union

Uffish
Headmaster

Re: within a capitalist system

Pure nit picking but I would add 'unless a better system becomes available'. One lives in hope of human progress, after all it has happened in medicine, science, engineering etc, why not in business.

Perhaps middle-aged blokes SHOULDN'T try 34-hour-long road trips

Uffish

Re: The lanes

In France the polite way to overtake is to accelerate (starting a fair distance behind and ending a fair distance in front), otherwise the overtaken will wait a few minutes and then, rather pointedly, overtake you.

Uffish

The reason for French motorwaybadges...

... is speed through the toll gates, mostly there is no queue and no waiting for the driver in front to find his credit card/cash and wait for a receipt.

The new Dartford crossing toll system in the UK forced me into a tedious, slow and utterly stupid process involving a long detour to a village shop, a long wait while the shopkeeper found the right instructions for the terminal and a three pound fee instead of the two pound fee I was expecting. What are this government’s economists smoking/sniffing?

Global spy system ECHELON confirmed at last – by leaked Snowden files

Uffish

Re: @Cynic...

I just downvoted you because I think you are indulging in a bit of irrelevant rabble rousing.

Mass surveillance won't reliably find terrorists , for the reasons admirably explained in an earlier post. Mass surveillance does work for other purposes than protecting you and me from assassins (for example, it works for Google et al). That is the reason to be very wary of uncontrolled mass surveillance.

Neat but narky at times: Pebble Time colour e-paper watch

Uffish

Re: Battery life?

I have an entirely mechanical, self winding, watch which does everything I want in a watch. Borg-like high-tech strap-ons are too expensive / too limited for the moment.

SPLAT! STAR THWACKED, GUTS flung into space at 15 per cent of LIGHTSPEED

Uffish

"the pulsar’s wind"

Don't get near a pulsar after a Friday curry.

THEY WANTED OUR WOMEN: Neanderthals lusted after modern humans

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Facepalm

Re: Terminology

The reference date is 1 st. Jan. 1950.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Before_Present

Why did Snowden swipe 900k+ US DoD files? (Or so Uncle Sam claims)

Uffish

Re: "OK, if the DoD are telling the truth"

How about "The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth"? Only an open, civilian court would have any possibility of arriving at that.

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