Posts by ElDuderino

Far as I'm concerned, if it pushes more Pis to folks who wouldn't otherwise buy them, gains the foundation more recognition, and more money for R&D, they Ebon, Liz, et all can do whatever they want.

War of the World's (Worst Music)

Imagine the scene: aliens from across the galaxy, hiding on Mars, in possession of advanced technology that has allowed them to remain undetected for years, and biding their time observing Earth before they decide if they will share the wonders of the universe with us.

A couple weeks ago: behold! The so-called primitive species landed a highly advanced space exploration vehicle, using a sophisticated landing sequence.

"These humans are not as backward as we'd thought! Perhaps it is time that we make ourselves known and establish a brotherhood of sentient beings... wait, what is that sound? Make it stop! Where's the volume control? Is there no off switch?"

"These humans are clearly malevolent creatures, bent on torturing all who cross their paths. We must destroy them before they destroy our taste in music! Now where did I put my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?"