266 posts • joined 17 Aug 2012
Once you eliminate the impossible...
"Do you know anything about what happened at MtGox? Get in touch and let us know. ®"
The only logical inference is that the butler did it.
Looks like we'll be getting our own coats from here on.
Thus conclusively proving...
There should be a test to get on the internet.
Honestly officer, I know my license is in one of these pockets.
Overcharged to the tune of $21m.
What's that phrase about a fool and his money? Surely if Sprint were guilty of such an act the N.S.A. would have electronically intercepted any internal communique and have turned it over to their sister agencies before now. I guess all they heard was a pin drop
My my $21,000,000 is a pretty tune.
But how do we get her out of Florida?
"Gulliver's lawyer probably popped a bottle of champagne on seeing the post, and promptly went to court to block the $80,000 (£48,000) settlement. Now, after two years of legal wrangling, the Florida Third District Court of Appeal has found in favor of the school and young Dana won't be getting to swan around London, Paris, and Rome on the prep school's check book as planned."
And Europe is all the richer for it.
Paris 'cause... well the obvious.
He was here a moment ago.
" it will be shielded from litigation while it restructures its business. ®"
Restructures or makes off with the funds?
Would you trust Mt Gox and ham? Would you trust it like a fox? Would you trust it with your box?
And it keeps on ticking.®
"Agreeably, Rolex is also on the list, one-time supplier of essential kit to the man who will eventually have to storm and sink the behemoth. ®"
Unfortunately due to budget constraints for fiscal year 2013 Mr. Bond will be limited to the new Q-provided Timex wrist watch.
"You see Bond, if you press this button it becomes a stop watch. "
Life! Don't talk to me about life.
"I wish I had Genuine People Personalities."
Here's another one of those self-satisfied cars.
Tizen: "The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!"
It makes one wonder if John's use of hastags are as prevalent in his offline life as they seem to be in his online one. Poor John shouting his way through board meetings, proceeding random utterances with the word hashtag. Or maybe just poor those who have to listen to him.
Don't concern your self with the flimflam get on with the shim sham... all the way to the bank!
"Have you lost any money in the Mt. Gox collapse? Get in touch and let us know. ®"
Certainly not! I keep all my crypto-currency under my mattress. The only place I feel is safe now days.
Leave those other suckers to be hoodwinked, scammed, bamboozled, goxxed, and fleeced by the likes of Mr.
Extra credit, innit?
"Here at Vulture Annex, we tend to think it just looks more like Chrome."
Are you fecking kidding me? After 13 years the interface is one of the last things keeping using the Mozilla browser. After breaking compatibility with any add-on or themes I actually found useful with every update, followed by their new obsession with releasing a new version every six weeks, other commentards may be right about it being time to switch to a new browser.
Since they introduced the whole sync "feature", I've felt they should offer the option of pointing the tool at a server of your choosing. Sure it may be for advanced users, but I'd find it more useful to have the files installed somewhere I control and trust than any outside party.
Siri: I'm sorry I don't understand the request.
Siri, talk some bloody sense into these people.
We're doomed. Have a pint.
" the better odds someone will upset the apple cart."
Two comments in and someone has already mentioned Apple!
The carries don't want to upset Apple... well, because you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
I'll get my coat.
"NatWest, though, was unable to respond beyond saying it does not use nor know what SPF is."
Stop me if this sounds familiar.
In Soviet Google, advertisers dr...
What do you mean you've heard it before?
At least they won't sound like Siri
"The robot division is being headed up by Andy Rubin, who used to run the Android business."
I guess that's one way to beat Apple.
Your clothes... give them to me, now.
By the time you read this post it will already be considered ancient.
Take it up with the OED.
belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence.
In the computer world the Macintosh may well be considered ancient. It's definitely a relic of the past.
That's where we left it.
It wasn't found sooner because someone forgot...
//Leaving bug here.
Comment your code, peoples.
Pi on their face?
Will my RPi support it? That's what I want to know.
Until it does I'll ARM myself with a pint.
Aim for the stars!
Maybe the jury will find that the Google hasn't violated the patents, making them worthless to RockStar. Once they realize they can't monetize the IP they'll slag it off to Google for pennies on the dollar. Then the world can live happily ever after.
Or the lawyers will continue to be lawyers and we'll see RockStar drag out these desperate patent cases for years.
Either way I'll be at the bar having a pint.
Shaken and stirred.
Oi! I didn't order mine with an olive!
Pint - Hopefully the wife doesn't notice my alcohol content.
Remember NO means NO.
It will give a whole new meaning to "Sorry I can't do that, Dave."
I will still be waiting for our future sexbot overlords.
They forgot to mention...
Device may include, but not be limited to the inclusion of the kitchen sink.
Just throwing as many words/ ideas in there to make a patent novel seems to be a trend these days.
My coats the one with the kitchen sink; patent pending.
"*Different from, but about the same size as, a normal household pussy."
This is perhaps the most important detail. The thing to remember about pussies is while they are roughly the same size, there is a distinction between the one you have at home and the ones found in the wild.
Please be safe when interacting with ones you're unfamiliar with. They're called wild for a reason.
Two birds; one stone!
Marketing like this sums up why I don't use Microsoft products or regularly view 'reality' television in my personal life.
Microsoft, behaving like we should forget you settled with the DOJ over your monopolistic business practices, and ended up with a slap on the wrist, just because it was over a decade ago comes off as hypocritical, self-serving, and disingenuous. Also hiring reality 'tv stars' to sling mud on your competitors and push your products reeks of pandering to the lowest common denominator. You could always look into hiring a new advertising company.
That being said, I don't expect a tiger to change it's stripes.
Just another reason...
That new graphene stuff really is Johnny on the spot.
Er.. that is, you know.
Coat for obvious reasons.
The tough questions.
None of this answers the question we've all been asking. Does it play PS3 games?
What do you mean that's not a killer feature?
Re: nickel-56, amirite?
"but why does it jet out like that?"
Maybe it couldn't afford to pay it's bill.
I know I left my wallet in here somewhere.
What do you mean I have to sign into Google+ to sign the petition?
I know I've got a pen here somewhere.
It's just a bloody shame.
Imagine all of those hours wasted, wasted I say, digitizing all of that porn.
Well the internet isn't for coats.
How to serve Martians?
"some observers are surprised that a country with such visible problems with poverty would spend its dosh on sending a probe to Mars. ®"
Darling, would you get out the good silver? We're having that new Martian couple over for dinner.
Boffins may finally have the answer to if they really do taste like chicken.
"mankind will have started its first offworld colony by building a community on Mars made up entirely of reality TV stars."
Ah, so that's how the Martians come to the conclusion there is no intelligent life on Earth.
Let me be the first to welcome our reality TV watching alien overlords.
Re: Woodland Creature?
"What am I missing?!"
You forgot Sassy Squirrel or Ridiculous Raccoon.
There ain't no Tux in the woods.
Avoiding long distance charges?
Is it too late to get Voyager back to retrofit it's communication systems?
Wait, is that a thing? Can we do that?
Mine's the one with the Captain Mal action figure in the pocket.
Re: there's a quote about motes and beams .. If only I could remember ,,,
"Like in the UK right now."
On second thought, let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place.
One sided tweeters
Does that make them twats?
"He left behind a company that only he could have built and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple. " (my emphasis)
Do you think they realize Woz is still alive?
No where to go but up!
Keep an eye on the stock price once something official is said. The markets love this Ballmer guy.
We'll be boarding yer chip, me hearties.
"The price has yet to be set."
And that's where the battle will be won.
Yo ho, yo ho...
Does it come with a money back guarantee?
"Loses a second each millennium."
Nobody has time for that type of accuracy!
The new and improved Icahn 5S! 20% more cunty.
"We're not accepting that. We're not going to accept this 'Well, it's business judgment, too bad.'"
Who the hell is this 'we'?
Someone should trademark the word Icunt and sue him every time he opens his useless flap.
Won't someone think of the robots!?
Somebody should tell the poor little guy he won't be getting paid for a while.
We didn't have a reason?
"I don't trust Microsoft."
You could have stopped there, Caspar.
1Gbps sounds great, save you have to use AT&T to get it.
The only obvious use.
But will it be effective when our future alien overlords are descending from orbit?
If only we could pay you to use it!
"The Chocolate Factory has now made Quickoffice available at no cost for iOS and Android users and is talking up the fact anyone can now edit Microsoft Office documents for the low, low, price of zero"
That's okay, Microsoft prefers to compete on merit.
Re: More than 100W
"Call me cynical but I cant imagine even a superbly Dr Who tracking parabolic contraption managing that efficiently."
It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens.
Is this thing lead lined?
I do believe...
In the vernacular of the internet this should say, "Can has munies now? "
Someday there will be a lawlpenguins.
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