243 posts • joined Friday 17th August 2012 11:24 GMT
"*Different from, but about the same size as, a normal household pussy."
This is perhaps the most important detail. The thing to remember about pussies is while they are roughly the same size, there is a distinction between the one you have at home and the ones found in the wild.
Please be safe when interacting with ones you're unfamiliar with. They're called wild for a reason.
Two birds; one stone!
Marketing like this sums up why I don't use Microsoft products or regularly view 'reality' television in my personal life.
Microsoft, behaving like we should forget you settled with the DOJ over your monopolistic business practices, and ended up with a slap on the wrist, just because it was over a decade ago comes off as hypocritical, self-serving, and disingenuous. Also hiring reality 'tv stars' to sling mud on your competitors and push your products reeks of pandering to the lowest common denominator. You could always look into hiring a new advertising company.
That being said, I don't expect a tiger to change it's stripes.
Just another reason...
That new graphene stuff really is Johnny on the spot.
Er.. that is, you know.
Coat for obvious reasons.
The tough questions.
None of this answers the question we've all been asking. Does it play PS3 games?
What do you mean that's not a killer feature?
Re: nickel-56, amirite?
"but why does it jet out like that?"
Maybe it couldn't afford to pay it's bill.
I know I left my wallet in here somewhere.
What do you mean I have to sign into Google+ to sign the petition?
I know I've got a pen here somewhere.
It's just a bloody shame.
Imagine all of those hours wasted, wasted I say, digitizing all of that porn.
Well the internet isn't for coats.
How to serve Martians?
"some observers are surprised that a country with such visible problems with poverty would spend its dosh on sending a probe to Mars. ®"
Darling, would you get out the good silver? We're having that new Martian couple over for dinner.
Boffins may finally have the answer to if they really do taste like chicken.
"mankind will have started its first offworld colony by building a community on Mars made up entirely of reality TV stars."
Ah, so that's how the Martians come to the conclusion there is no intelligent life on Earth.
Let me be the first to welcome our reality TV watching alien overlords.
Re: Woodland Creature?
"What am I missing?!"
You forgot Sassy Squirrel or Ridiculous Raccoon.
There ain't no Tux in the woods.
What if there's a naked girl on the beach?
Meanwhile... somewhere in Vermont.
Obviously, you get her a coat.
Avoiding long distance charges?
Is it too late to get Voyager back to retrofit it's communication systems?
Wait, is that a thing? Can we do that?
Mine's the one with the Captain Mal action figure in the pocket.
One sided tweeters
Does that make them twats?
"He left behind a company that only he could have built and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple. " (my emphasis)
Do you think they realize Woz is still alive?
No where to go but up!
Keep an eye on the stock price once something official is said. The markets love this Ballmer guy.
We'll be boarding yer chip, me hearties.
"The price has yet to be set."
And that's where the battle will be won.
Yo ho, yo ho...
The new and improved Icahn 5S! 20% more cunty.
"We're not accepting that. We're not going to accept this 'Well, it's business judgment, too bad.'"
Who the hell is this 'we'?
Someone should trademark the word Icunt and sue him every time he opens his useless flap.
Won't someone think of the robots!?
Somebody should tell the poor little guy he won't be getting paid for a while.
We didn't have a reason?
"I don't trust Microsoft."
You could have stopped there, Caspar.
1Gbps sounds great, save you have to use AT&T to get it.
If only we could pay you to use it!
"The Chocolate Factory has now made Quickoffice available at no cost for iOS and Android users and is talking up the fact anyone can now edit Microsoft Office documents for the low, low, price of zero"
That's okay, Microsoft prefers to compete on merit.
Re: More than 100W
"Call me cynical but I cant imagine even a superbly Dr Who tracking parabolic contraption managing that efficiently."
It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens.
Is this thing lead lined?
Two men walk into a bar. The other one's Elop.
Thus proving the only one who would buy a Nokia Windows phone is... Microsoft!
But seriously this only confirms what most people realized the moment Elop joined Nokia.
Re: unambiguously located
" *yes I am a loser but I deal with it one sob at a time."
You've hit my pity button. Take a thumbs up.
Re: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides....
Unfortunately all film making has been been put on hold until we can determine the cause of all the nudity.
Draft, coat, door.
Your results may vary.
I tried announcing my retirement, but it didn't have the same effect on my personal wealth.
Then my boss told me to get back to work. Where's a pint when you need one?
Someone just confirm that it's not first of April for me?
I think that news deserves a pint. Good thing it's Friday.
Maybe she wants a better spam filter?
I received an email directing me to this article to learn how to better please my woman.
I don't know if I should be amused.
Upon review legality subject to change...
At the time of writing, everything we do is legal.
But we're keeping the $500!
Don't worry Facebook the publicity is free.
Wait just a darn minute now .
You don't trust us? Well here's a man who's already lied to tell you that you should trust us. What do you mean he can't be an impartial judge of his own job? Next you'll be telling me prisoners can't be trusted with the keys to the gaol.
I think it might be getting close to time to find a country that'll allow men the freedom to wear fancy coats in private.
There's room for an obligatory "pics or it didn't happen."
Your demands are getting ridiculous!
"The Windows camp has to do something to reestablish or reinforce confidence among PC users," Wang said. "People are reluctant and are holding their purchasing decisions."
But we raised the number at the end by one?
What more do you people want from us?
"0) You could learn about Malaria and how to avoid catching it from the internet."
Everyone knows you can't catch malaria from the internet.
You get it from sporozoite - Protection Against Malaria by Intravenous Immunization with a Nonreplicating Sporozoite Vaccine.
"Icahn, for his part, claims he just wants value for money for
stockholders himself, saying Dell is trying to buy back the company on the cheap."
Fixed your typo.
Won't someone, please, think of the children?
They're doing it wrong.
The art of trolling requires subtly, where the targets aren't even aware they're being baited. Anything more and you're just being a dick. But this is 4chan and such minutiae is lost on them.
"Apple's lawyers called the DoJ's remedy... wildly out of proportion to any adjudicated wrongdoing or potential harm."
If anybody would know about that....
"And the kit manufactured in the US and UK isn't backdoored? "
Not my Raspberry Pi? Say it's not so!
Re: Oh, Joy! -Samsung, HTC, et al
Yeah, why is that?
I'm no gambler.
But I wouldn't bet against the man.
And I will buy him a pint if he pulls it off of course
It's a common mistake.
" Worst of all, the filing reads, none of the shiny happy fanbois and fangurlz at the Apple store warned him what arousing evils were lurking out there on the internet."
It's because they made the mistake, which most people would prior to speaking with him, of assuming he had any common sense. Clearly everyone knows that the internets only true purpose is for porn; they even have informational videos using clever lyrics to tell us what the internets is for.
Sadly Apple isn't to blame, but apparently neither is Chris.
"Customs has a clear responsibility to carry out ITC decisions, which are reached after a full trial and rigorous legal review, Microsoft's Deputy General Counsel David Howard is reported to have said in a statement. "Here Customs repeatedly ignored its obligation and did so based on secret discussions."
I can't help but hear the quote in a whiny childs voice.
Tux doesn't mind sharing his toys.
I may be stating the obvious..
"Scientists are still unsure exactly why Jupiter is reddish and Venus doesn't reflect ultraviolet light, but boffins don't know what is absorbing the UV in its atmosphere."
Has anyone thought to ring them and ask?
There's a mobile in one of these pockets...
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