* Posts by Steven Raith

2373 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

'New' nova starts to BLUSH

Steven Raith

Re: Obligatory Zoidberg

Fry: I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky.

Oh, and have an upvote.

Google and Apple in DRAG RACE: It's fanboi Mercs VS fandroid Audis

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FAO car makers and mobile OS makers

Can't you just make a custom, but standardised set of extension to ODBII and expose that over an optional USB Bluetooth device, and let the apps interact over a standardised set of APIs across all platforms?

You know, like how ODBII works. Standard stuff for revs, tempts etc, extensions for ABS, lights and so on.

Just have another extension for in car comms that anyone can talk to and then let someone choose if they want to use it.

I probably won't though - despite being constantly online etc I've got no time for SMS/email/calls etc when I'm driving. I'd rather concentrate on making sure I don't spear my ton of metal, glass and flammable liquids into someone/something else, thanks...

Steven R

Gay hero super-boffin Turing 'may have been murdered by MI5'

Steven Raith

It's true, I read it in El Chupacabras autobiography!

HP mounts channel attack on EMC: We're a Bugatti, they're a VW bug

Steven Raith

Re: Hehehe

I came here to post similar. Have an upvote.

Torvalds: Linux devs may 'cry into our lonely beers' at Christmas

Steven Raith

Re: Eh?

You do know what an RC is in terms of testing?

It's effectively a stage past beta, where no new major code will be added (IE all the features you want are there), but existing code may be modified if further bugs are found.

If you fix a bug and that creates a regression elsewhere, then you fix that, and that's RC2. So on for RC3 etc.

You have as many RCs as you want till you're happy it's stable.

HTH.

Gran Turismo 6: Another glossy, gorgeous Mario Kart on steroids

Steven Raith

Re: Sounds

Oh indeed. I have the intro/loading music to TurboCharge (track 2 on the SID file) and the image of the Countach in the garage engrained in my skull for life.

It's not really suitable for rendering complex car drivetrain noises, though ;)

Steven Raith

Sounds

Do the cars still sound like they've been lovingly recorded in 24bit high bandwidth audio, then sampled through a C64 SIDplay mastering suite?

Seriously, the car sounds in every GT game (acceptable in GT1/2, less so onwards) have been pretty awful to anyone who knows cars, or has played a proper hardcore sim like GTR where they manage to get it rather closer to 'right'.

A V12 Vantage shouldn't sound like an SLS AMG - ever - for so, so many reasons.

Steven R

Crooks target Target: 40 MILLION bank cards imperiled in cyber-heist

Steven Raith

Re: Please target (no pun) the CORRECT retailer

I'd rather they use cards than pull out a wallet/purse and fish around for change TBH, for practically any retail situation.

Harvard kid, 20, emailed uni bomb threat via Tor to avoid final exam, says FBI

Steven Raith

If he cracked under police pressure, then it wasn't coincidence, it was circumstantial evidence.

;-)

Steven R

Google Glass pics will BAFFLE admirers: Nudge nudge, WINK WINK

Steven Raith

Re: Cue lots of pictures appearing on the internet

DavCrav - The question you have to ask is 'What would Dick Jones do?"

Steven R

(It's a robocop reference, for reference. Remember how that film ended?)

Unlocking CryptoLocker: How infosec bods hunt the fiends behind it

Steven Raith

Re: Sensible to Suggest Ways of Blocking The Spread?

"Chrome. On fully up-to-date Win7/64bit. NOD32."

To be honest, if you're thinking about searching for something potentially dodgy (in whatever capacity), you owe it to yourself to set up a basic Linux (or any other OS you are happy with, as long as it's not vulnerable to cross compiled stuff, etc) VM and use that for searching out scary stuff.

Even with a Windows VM, you can snapshot it before you start so you can roll back to a working version, NAT it out of your main network, etc.

It's not as hard as it sounds, and it's well worth researching and implementing it, especially if you're now newly paranoid about that sorta thing.

No OS zealoutry, just good old fashioned common sense. :-)

Steven R

Jupiter moon Europa spotted spraying WATER into SPAAACCCEE

Steven Raith

Hmm....

ALL THESE WORLDS

ARE YOURS EXCEPT

EUROPA

ATTEMPT NO

LANDING THERE

USE THEM TOGETHER

USE THEM IN PEACE

ALSO

STOP FIRING SATELLITES AT JUPITER

THAT'S NOT COOL.

What you need to know about moving to the Azure public cloud

Steven Raith

"What you need to know about moving to the Azure public cloud"

"Don't.

The End"

(sorry, but someone had to - I'll read the article properly later, arf)

Facebook offshores HUGE WAD OF CASH to Caymans - via Ireland

Steven Raith

If people post on Facebook....

About Facebook dodging taxes, and get likes through Facebook, which gets ad revenue.....

Does Facebook explode after becoming sentient and discovering the true description of irony?

Steven R

Bring Your Own Disks: The Synology DS214 network storage box

Steven Raith

Re: I use...

I agree with everything you say.

However, at home, I just can't be arsed dicking about with the setup these days, so I think I might have to have a look at this for hosting my porn. I mean, disk images.

*cough*

Steven R

Your browser may be up to date: But what about the PLUGINS?

Steven Raith
Coat

Re: And if you can't update plugins?

Ah, Java - write once, run nowhere.

Yes, I'll get me coat, it's the one that only fits me on a Tuesday.

DON'T PANIC: No FM Death Date next month, minister confirms

Steven Raith

Re: Radio Silence in Cars ?

SJG is correct - when I was looking at new head units with iPod thingies and reversible badger interfaces, not much more than a year ago, DAB units still commanded a hefty premium over FM units.

And that's without the whole SCRUNCHSQUEEL of DAB breaking up causing me to have an apoplectic fit in the car, as opposed to FMs fairly stateful decay to static.

Fuck DAB till it has a genuine 95% saturation rate. Until it gets that far, it's useless.

Steven R

Swollen Reg reader recounts FALSE WIDOW spider HORROR

Steven Raith

Re: Spiders normally only bite once

"You really dont want a face full of them, its like using fibreglass as a sponge."

So that's where I've been going wrong with my skincare routine!

*breaks out asbestos lump to remove dead skin*

BOFH: It's DANGEROUS to go alone. Take THIS

Steven Raith

You've not experienced disgust till you've taken apart an aluminium iMac/Macbook used by a dedicated smoker.

Those very thin air passages, tightly packed heatsinks etc make for an amazing tar trap - to the degree where it can stain the back of the cover glass (on an iMac, at least) very easily. And sometimes, it will damage the inside of the LCD panel. On Macbooks, every air passage ends up yellow, sticky and furry.

And I say this as a recent (converted to e-cigs) dedicated 40 a day smoker - I'm used to it.

Cleaning that shit up was fine when it was my own gear, but someone elses.....eeeeeuuugh.

Steven R

You DON'T need a new MacBook! Reg man fiddles with Fusion, pimps out vintage Pro

Steven Raith

Re: Why DO you need to upgrade?

I'm of much the same opinion. I've mentioned before that my 2008 unibody macbook is pimped out (ugh) with 8gb of RAM and an SSD and it happily multitasks - up to a point, whereupon it needs a restart.

My only gripe is that with my daily workload on it, I barely get three hours out of it (although that does involve three browsers with several hundred tabs across them, normally a VM running, mail, database client etc) although to give it it's due, the wee 2ghz C2D in there clips along at a merry enough pace while it does it.

That said, even though Apple batteries are extortionately priced (well, all genuine OEM batteries are, but I digress) they are still cheaper than a 2012/2013 Macbook. So if I get to the stage where I really need more off-the-mains time, I think carrying a charged battery around would make more sense.

Just need to work out how to change the battery without killing a session. Can't seem to find the true hibernate option in OS X any more, because I suck.

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: WD Black^2 ?

Because SATA can't talk to two seperate devices on the same bus natively - not without port multipliers being involved (even even then, you'd need a custom connector, etc) - and Fusion Drive needs to have two quite specifically seperate devices reported to it by the SATA controller to work, as far as I am aware.

The WD Black^2 uses a driver solution to make Windows see two devices on one SATA port (hence why no Mac support, and likely no Linux support either), but it won't be as fast as having an SSD on one SATA port, and a HDD on another seperate port due to the way SATA works.

I can see a use for it (those who have a midrange windows laptop, who want more speed, more capacity, and don't want to lose an optical bay) but it's not for me.

Steven R

WTF is the Internet of Things and how insurers will use it against you

Steven Raith

Universal sensor/actuator pack please...

I live in a scabby flat with a single gas fire in it for heat. About once a month I'm laying in bed at 1am and I'll think 'did I turn the fire off'.

If I can check, and remedy that with a few clickity-swipes on the phone, I'd buy that for a dollar.

But not much more. And I don't think there'd be much analytic value in it, unless they discovered that this happened most often when I'm drunk, which wouldn't really require much in the way of big data processing....

Microsoft bans XXXXBOX gamers for CURSING in online combat

Steven Raith
Coat

To be fair, your mum loves a bit of schlong.

Tell her I said hi.

Steven R

(Yes, I'm going, I'm going...)

PS: I only ever play XBox online among private parties - I don't understand why anyone would join a public lobby in any game, I don't think I've ever found one that wasn't full of utter, utter bellends)

Reg man inhales the smooth, non-cancerous, taste of USB nicotine

Steven Raith

Re: Non Cancerous?

Yes boss :-(

Steven Raith

Re: Non Cancerous?

If you're going to selectively quote to support your own agenda, it's a good idea not to include the source.

"Historically, nicotine has not been regarded as a carcinogen and the IARC has not evaluated nicotine in its standalone form or assigned it to an official carcinogen group. While no epidemiological evidence supports that nicotine alone acts as a carcinogen in the formation of human cancer, research over the last decade has identified nicotine's carcinogenic potential in animal models and cell culture."

There are no reputable human studies that show nicotine causes cancer in humans, period.

I roll my eyes at thee.

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: Most recent EU developments:

Hopefully the above tat will (to quote futurama) get slapped down like the last ones.

I'm struggling to understand why certain parts of the EC seem to fail to see the bigger picture here - which is that with sensibly controlled e-liquids (flavours shouldn't be relevant unless it affects the vapour/effect on the lungs) and good quality, sensibly regulated atomisers, there is an extremely high chance that deaths due to tar, benzine, and the other hundreds of known toxic chemicals in cigarettes aught to drop like a stone. Because e-cigs don't have 'em.

Simple fact is, addictiveness aside low doses of nicotine don't pose a significant health threat. No reputable research says otherwise.

If the EC can bring up some reputable research that does say otherwise, they can propose regulation. But just trying to severely restrict an emerging market because THINK OF THE CHILDREN just strikes me as rampant, DailyMail level fuckwittery.

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: @dogged (was: One point that is often conveniently forgotten ...)

Stuart Longland - compared to ciggies, the smell is nothing and it dissipates in seconds. I've asked people around me this question before and it's always the same issue, it's just not an issue.

I've just done a straw poll with my colleague, and other than the sound of inhalation, he can't tell my smell that I've been using it. And he's six feet away from me. I'm chugging on menthol at the moment from a dual coil atty.

Certainly I can now smell people smoking in other cars in traffic - when I'm hammering my own one in the car.

It's really a non-issue, I'm happy to report.

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: Oh Christ, not another one...

An interesting commment from the end of that article:

"Table 1 lists a range of alarming health effects of the detected exposures, but this seems to be just made up. E.g. 0.2 micrograms of copper inhaled from 10 puffs of e-cigarette are presented as causing 'respiratory irritation, coughing, sneezing, thoracic pain, runny nose and vineyard sprayer’s lung'. Looking this up shows that ACGIH allows that workers can be exposed chronically to an environment containing 0.4 mg/m3 of a respirable aerosol of copper without health effects. Assuming a workday inhalation of 10 m3 and correcting for a 5 day work week, the expected daily copper inhaled dose would be 2860 micrograms. I.e. inhaling over 10,000 times the amount of copper released by this e-cigarette has no ill effects. "

And a response to it from another commenter:

The authors should respond to this rather serious criticism, and place their findings in an appropriate risk framework. It is not adequate simply to detect substances and then argue that these substances are known to have health effects. What matters is exposure, the risks that arise from that exposure, and what level of risk should attract the concern or otherwise of users and regulators - especially in comparison to the very harmful dominant nicotine products, cigarettes, that these products aim to replace.

Clive Bates is one of the people who are pushing for better quality research on this subject, for reference, and he made the second comment in response to the first.

Draw your own conclusions. This is the sort of 'flaky' research I was referring to earlier in the comments section....high on data, poor on process and conclusions.

I'll be honest - I don't want 'positive' research, I want better research.

Steven Raith

Re: Isn't Nicotine itself harmful?

On the subject of aromas, it's pretty faint. If I've been puffing away in the workshop on something fruity or sweet, someone will pop up asking who's got the Fangtastics, etc. but it dissipates pretty quickly - within seconds IME unless you've been hammering it. And it really doesn't linger.

It's certainly nothing like as bad as the perfume a lass in here uses to hide her cigarette smoking smells after her lunch break - which makes my fecking eyes water! ;-)

(she doesn't believe she smokes enough to justify giving up or switching to leccy tabs - and as I'm not 'that' kind of ex-smoker, I don't push it. Apart from pointing and laughing when her lighter breaks...muhahaha, etc.)

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: Not the same as the real thing

Quad coil atty?

I'm sorry, I demand a link!

I'm currently using a TW Vivi Nova (it's a joyetech rebrand AFAIK) which is doing me nicely. Tried a Mini Nova last week and found it to be quite good, but a quad coil atty sounds pretty interesting...

Steven Raith

Re: One point that is often conveniently forgotten ...

@DigitulSupport - yeah, I know, I know, but I can't help feeling that responding to him might at least convince others of the correct argument, rather than his rampant incorrectness.

Steven Raith

Re: @Steven Smoke on the water vapour

Ah, interesting. Got some links to the more technically biased/serious sites?

I'm interested :-)

Steven Raith

My local banned it.

I stopped going to my local.

Capitalism in action, kids!

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: fountain pen

I beleive the THC is in a state where doesn't vape cleanly (if at all) hence why it's not really popular - oils, etc, which seperate from the base liquid. People have tried it.

If you could get the cannaboids and other 'whee, my hands feel weird' bits extracted and bound to the PG/VG base (in the same way the nicotine does) then I suppose it'd be technically possible...

Steven Raith

Re: @Steven Smoke on the water vapour

Is it possible it's a conflation between what it *actually* is, and what it *effectively* is in terms of expected health effects?

I'm not being difficult, it's just that as you say, you'd think trading standards would get all up in their junk about this if that is the case and there isn't a rational, sensible reason for the description of it as water vapour.

As for transmogrification, well, it is transmogrifying, from a liquid to a vapour - the flash point (boiling point, more accurately, I suppose)for PG/VG vaporisation is a touch over 100deg IIRC - and if you get it over 400deg it will ignite if exposed to a flame. I'd expect *that* would be nasty, as that would be combustion rather than vaporisation, which is a rather different process.

Steven Raith

Re: Not as safe as people believe

They'd best ban mobile phones and laptops too - they have been known to have exploding batteries too....

Steven Raith

Re: Isn't Nicotine itself harmful?

Thanks Shinku, that was one of the few studies I can think of that has been done in a reasonably sane and sensible manner (as opposed to stuffing someone in a box filled with e-cig vapour and watching them cough, etc).

Steven Raith

Re: halo cigarettes

I'll just add that a couple of times I've found I've lacked premix, and I've used all my nicotine base - but I've had some base liquid and flavouring, so I've made up some non-nicotine fluid for myself.

I notice the lack of nicotine, but only after a few hours. It's enough to keep me tided over till I can get to my local stockists, at least.

Not scientific, but there you go - it's definitely a mix of the strong physical interaction, and the nicotine being either equal, or slightly below that for the first few hours.

Steven R

(yes, I know, I'm posting a lot here, but I'm finding a lot of things to respond to and ecigs are something I've very pleased with from a technical and practical standpoint, so excuse me for that please!)

Steven Raith

Re: fountain pen

Probably, if someone wanted to, but then you have to put that convenience against the fun of breaking out the droppers, sample bottles and syringes, and doing your 'drugs' in front of colleagues and customers.

Mad scientist evil laugh optional.

Steven R

PS: Obviously, assuming they know what it is your doing - as I've noted before, treating people like human beings and explaining yourself *before* going all Wierd Science on them with chemicals and all that tends to get a better reaction. Just call me Puff The Magic IT Technician, sir...

Steven Raith

Re: Isn't Nicotine itself harmful?

You could just google it? ;-)

I had a look into this a while ago, and the idea that nicotine is about as harmful as coffee on the human body was borne true by the more recent studies that have looked at nicotine specifically in humans, as opposed to cigarettes overall, nicotine on mice, etc. There haven't been many studies on passive vaping, which is really what you want to see. The ones that have been done have been....just awfully badly done, at least the ones that I found at the time. They've been ridiculed by the scientific community for their methodology and testing practises.

I'll see if I can dig out the info I found, but I am at work and a bit strapped for time - if anyone else wants to Do The Research for me, feel free, as I recall it was a bit tricky to find and I don't have an hour to go trawling the web at the moment...

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: Smoke on the water vapour

Frank ly - I was of the understanding that when heated to past it's flash point (IE where it vapourises) the PG/VG 'transmogrified' into what is basically water vapour - in the same way that combusing paper turns it into carbon, etc. I'm not chemist, so excuse my poor explanation, but I think you get the gist.

Regardless, it's the same trick as used in smoke machines, and there has yet to be a reputable study that shows significant harm from the vapours, nor have there been any medical problems attributed to the normal use of e-cigs (that aren't already obvious - an asthmatic might not like it much, for example) in any reliable manner in the decade or so they've been on the market.

Comparing this to the extremely well established and obvious harm that normal ciggies do, even if they were proven to be half as harmful as a B+H silver, it's *still* better than smoking for a variety of very relevant reasons.

I'm firmly of the opinion that people who aren't behind E-cigs either don't understand them at a fundamental level, or are just being deliberately ignorant to back up their own prejudices.

Steven Raith

Re: One point that is often conveniently forgotten ...

"No, because when they are used in my vicinity, I can feel the affects of the nicotine"

You might feel something, Jake - more likely a placebo/nocebo effect, or just impotent rage that someone else can enjoy their habit without, to the best of our knowledge from *reputable* research that has been done, seriously harming themselves or those around them - but I can tell you now, if you can detect the remnant nicotine in exhaled vapour (somewhere between 5-15% of the original inhalation dose), then smoking a cigarette would make you vomit/faint, by volume of nicotine.

Hope that helps.

Steven Raith

Re: One point that is often conveniently forgotten ...

I've had comments from ex-smokers before about my e-cig, and without exception, they've either been highly positive about it, or if they're currently a bit raw from stopped recently, they've been fine with me doing it out of sight/around a corner/in the kitchen/etc.

If they're ex-smokers, they'll appreciate that getting off the tabs isn't easy, and that anything that helps you, me, or any other smoker who wants to stop is a good thing.

If they don't, they're puritan fucks and should have that pointed out to them.

I tried e-cigs one weekend about two years ago, never looked back - I have a ciggy every few months to remind myself why I stopped, they're fucking awful.

Menthol and strawberry at 18mg through a dual-wick clearomiser for me, ta!

Steven R

Who wants a Xeon-powered, 12-core, RAID 10 … LAPTOP?

Steven Raith

Hot server replacement?

To be honest, if you need a basic server to run in a snap, most mid-range laptops would work temporarily for the two to three business days it would take the average IT dept to source a replacement server, and build it - quad core, 16gb RAM, and an aftermarket SSD.

Obviously if you're running a major service off your servers, you should have at least one hot spare server floating around, but most SMBs could run off a £600 laptop for a solid week, I'd wager.

Still, it's an interesting piece of tech at worst, and I'm sure as, for example, a portable test environment for a certain type of highly techincal consultant, it'd be pretty tasty.

Steven R

Apple MacBook 13in with Retina display

Steven Raith

Re: The lack of upgrade option is slightly ironic

I have a 2008 non-Pro unibody Macbook with 8gb Ram and a 265gb SSD in it - it's *plenty* quick for everyday stuff and is happily ticking away with six desktops, (Opera- six tabs, Firefox- faaar too many tabs, Mail - two accounts, 10,000+ messages, Safari- Logmein, Chrome- for google apps, VirtualBox running Windows 7 with two cores, 85% cap and 2gb RAM) without any real problems.

It's the SSD that's made that truly usable, though - storage is the bottleneck on anything with more than two cores, 2ghz, and 4gb RAM IMHO. RAM can help, but storage is the key.

Steven R

Google to web: SHUT YOUR MOUTH or Chrome 32 beta will do it for you

Steven Raith

Re: Finally!

"Hmmm… Anti-Google sense tingling. This is a way for Google to shut off noisy adverts, which are all from the sort of contemptuous pricks who don't deserve to be given the right to display anything in any browser, ever!"

Fixed that for you.

If your bosses tell you you're 'in it together', don't ever believe them

Steven Raith

Re: Self-Censorship

Er, or it might be because a lot of content filters - as used at large companies and schools - auto-block pages that contain swears?

So F*cker - ok.

Fucker - no page to view.

I've worked at places that enforce that sort of childish bollocks (and that's what it is, frankly) and it's fucking annoying.

Steven R

Edit: TheMole beat me to it by minutes!

Oooh! My NAUGHTY SKIRT keeps riding up! Hello, INTERNET EXPLORER

Steven Raith

Re: Like some lasses I've known....

I think I missed Me-tan - clippy was bad enough.

El Reg has decided (at this point in time) 19 to 1 that my comment was interpreted more as humour than sexism. Thank you, fine commentards.

Steven R

Steven Raith

Like some lasses I've known....

She's likely unstable, and full of bugs.

Hmm. Not sure if that's sexist or not. Let the mighty El Reg collective decide...

Steven R

SR-71 Blackbird follow-up: A new TERRIFYING Mach 6 spy-drone bomber

Steven Raith

Re: "too fast for missile"

Mirrors? Nah, just use a chrome vinyl wrap, that'll do it.