1398 posts • joined 26 Jun 2007
Re: Typical twitters
Bugger me, Ed - I'd love to claim that was a hyper-meta reference to internet buffoonery, but - whisper it - I simply had a brainfart.
Re: The three things the Internet is good for
And ordering takeaway without having to speak to anyone - that has to be a form of evolution in it's own right, right there.
Flying cars, my friends, are surely only just around the corner.
Re: Typical twitters
There are only two things the internet is good for. Porn and ill informed supposition.
And poor grammer - as I think ill informed supposition is actually tautological to an extent.
Anything else is hearsay, rumour, or heresy. No, not hearsay, heresy.
"Go go Gadget fingers!"
....and that was number 452 out of 999 innapropriate things to say to a first date.
Number 454: "I've got three bags of quicklime and a shovel in the car, if the waiter takes too long with your order. Just sayin' like."
Steven 'The Love Guru' R.
Re: Or upgrade
Maventi, don't be silly, a wizard will do it for you at no cost and it will all just work by magic.
Steven 'not sarcastic in the slightest' R.
Re: Or upgrade
Guess what, you fucking numpty - most SMBs have one or two Window servers and little more, and that still requires downtime when you have to upgrade a server to 2012 to improve the AD level because most of them don't have a seperate server to host their data/exchange/AD environments because they can't afford to have 2 servers + hot spare. This is true of most SMB environments where no amount of telling them will encourage them to spend more than £3000 on critical infrastructure because IT is a cost centre as far as they are concerned. They'd rather spend that money on staff, office chairs, transport budget etc as they tend not to have money leaking out of their rectums.
And oddly, most clients don't believe that $$$/PA for SA is worth it when they'll likely upgrade their OS when they replace the server(s). Because they can't afford to just throw money at the OS whenever MS have decided they can't be arsed to fix an actual problem.
Pull your head out of your arse AC, you stink of fetid shit, and everyone knows it but you. When you don't have a minimum five figure IT budget per year, this stuff matters.
Re: Or upgrade
Yup, because software assurance is free. Fuckwit.
And as for AD upgrades not requiring downtime - that's a dubious statement at best. Especially in the SoHo-SMB space where you're unlikely to have multiple servers to balance out the load while the operating system upgrade is ongoing - and that's after you've moved any data shares, exchange, etc off the server(s) you need to upgrade. Because new servers aren't free either.
Typical MS (as it's pretty much established that AC is a shill - or just utterly deluded) - absolutely no concern for anyone but the enterprise.
Re: Or upgrade
Yup, I'll just run that Server2012 upgrade for my clients for free. Oh, hold on, Server 2012 *costs money*. As does my time, and the companies downtime while I do it.
Re: Chewie back?
Because waving your arms around and having gargling noises dubbed over you takes true dedication to the thespian arts than only a few, the rarest of the rare, the finest actors known to man can manage?
Or they could just get any tall guy who can follow directions, you know.
Re: Try driving from LA to SF without a pit stop
Yup, a 150-200 mile range is about what I get out of my Puma if I utterly hammer it - more like 300 if I pootle along at 70-80 (km/h, officer).
A range like that on a moderate cruise is fine for most I'd say - enough to get a few days use out of it for the average joe. Not enough for a rep, but then nothing electric ever will be till they perfect the 15min-300mile top up.
"It's a tradeoff between cost and performance in the early stages of the market," he said. "You remember when 802.11n came out the first products were simple 2x2 antenna systems."
Most non-premium consumer gear is still barely that...
Re: Dammit Lester!
Lyndon, I'm an upvote whore, I'll take them from anyone, even GHCQ.
On the subject of things that make you poo in extremis, I recently discovered that crushed chillis, while an excellent way to make almost anything utterly delicous, are rather like a good whiskey - not to be enjoyed too much on a worknight.
That day at work after that four cheese and a fistful of chilli dinner was an excrutiating one.
I'm 32, I should know these things by now...
Re: Dammit Lester!
"I want a shrimp taco now......why doesn't the UK understand the importance of mexican food?"
In the UK, we have laxatives.
Because the Nokia staffers might have differing opinions to the incumbent MS staff, and so must be sacrificed for The Greater Good.
"The Greater Good!"
"Oh, will you stop that??"
(possilble double post, can't edit my previous version with poor speelung...
Re: Its a shame really
And the trailers. Don't forget the twenty minutes of trailers.
I went to the cinema for the first time in a decade to see The Hobbit with some friends (they're major geeks, but I thought I'd tag along). After about ten minutes of pish, I nearly walked out.
I eventually stuck around and the whole experience (once I got past my existing issues with anxiety etc...) was a bit lacklustre. Don't think I'll bother again, frankly. If I want to spend money to be made uncomfortable, there are far better ways of doing it.
Re: London Pride soars to 28,000m
Pride is perfectly drinkable, but I must admit a preference for the delicious rocket fuel that is Riggwelter.
I could drink that stuff all night if it didn't make me fall over so quickly. For drinking all night, Brakspear BItter is ideal - tasty, but mild. You can do seven pints in three hours and still walk home on it.
Ah, ale, how I love thee.
*necks old speckled hen from the can*
Re: Faulty logic
Good point in all fairness, but the overblown way in which she makes it, throwing other accusations around is childish and stupid. That's not sexist, that's objective assessment.
If she wants to be taken seriously (which presumably, being a feminist and given the subject matter, she would) then she might want to work on her presentation and argument skills. She could be male, female, black, white, whatever - the comment comes across as being from a gobby kid, shouting out anything to get attention - the irony being it doesn't *require* that sort of behaviour as the point is already perfectly valid and worthy of debate/questioning/attention.
Again, all IMHO, etc.
"My hypothesis was correct: the reason I cannot use the word clit is because Apple is so entrenched with sexism and misogyny, and frankly, is terrified of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure."
No, it just means their horrible prudes with misguided (probably lawyer backed) policies on allowing words to be cut into the devices that will be on public show. I'm not sure how not allowing the word clit to be inscribed immediately means that they fear womens bodies.
I mean, she has a pretty good point about the rather strange lack of equality on this (even if it is a bit niche), but fuck me, lose the jingoism, it makes you look like you have a mental age of twelve, which is no way to get your argument across.
All IMHO of course.
Steven "I don't fear womens bodies and sexuality, I'm just fat and ugly and don't get any" R.
Re: "Adobe Flash Player was the most insecure program installed on UK computer users PCs"
"YouTube still requires Flash even if you have a HTML5 capable browser... Does anyone know why?"
You answer your own question with this:
" But many of the websites hosting games force you to use Flash, and with all the popup ads to dodgy Ad brokers,"
Implementing inline ads (and, additionally, encryption on streams for DRM) is tricky with HTML5 video, and the DRM part is poltically sensitive as they 'need' proprietary stuff in there which (rightly) sticks in the craw of the open source peeps - Mozilla, IIRC, eventually capitualated, but large chunks of the Linux world can't include that sort of thing by default.
In short it's all down to those slimy cunts in marketing and advertising - as it usually is. Come the revolution, and all that.
It's more like Alien Vs Predator - no matter who wins, we lose.
Re: Major downside
Evil Auditor, just admit that you left me out of the BCC when the meeting was arranged.
I'm off to find me a floozy.
Re: If only
Sounds like a great idea, but if the meeting is going very slowly, you jerking in your chair, shouting "FUUUCK" and dribbling slightly every ten minutes might make you a subject of suspicion.
It would, at the very least, make it more interesting for everyone else, though!
Re: Major downside
I work in IT, I'm legally not allowed to have a missus.
Hold on....eh? What's that you say...When the hell did that change? When were you all going to tell me? THAT'S NOT FUNNY*.
Steven "certifiably single" R.
*I knew I nicked that from somewhere - futurama clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgwlJIo0In0&feature=kp
If it's a saturday morning, you forget to reset the devices alarm, sleep through the initial warnings and are.....exercising your wrist...(don't look at me like that, you all do it)...
Well. some might enjoy it, but I think I'll stick to paying by the quarter hour for that stuff where I can have a safe word.
Computers don't have safe words....
"Mr MKBHD writes that he is "pumped" for the release of the iPhone 6, which we're hoping means he will be more ambitious in his choice of weaponry for the next video."
I immediately misread that as hoping he wasn't getting too enthusiastic* about the prospect of getting one.
My mind is broken today, I think.
*I meant wanking himself into a sweaty lather. Enjoy that lunchtime mental image, everyone.
"Ooh, baby, your TripleDesmond encryption is so hot. No, seriously darling, I can smell burning, I think the heatsink broke..."
Kinetic action, like those wristwatches, was considered but quickly dropped for obvious reasons.
Is it because they are....
...massively incompetent, money-grabbing bastards with little to no interest in providing a service worth a spark, let alone a light?
Just a thought, mind.
Re: What's to look forward to?
People liked Microsoft in the past?
I thought we just put up with them because we had little or no choice?
Re: It's a long story.
Depending on the client, I can do this, and get them to battle for my attention.
"Yeah, I might be in your office, but Janets offering me an irish coffee if I fix her email first. Up the ante, Dave. Up the ante. You have Magnum Classics in the freezer? That escalated quickly!"
Obviously not for all of them - some customers just want stuff fixed. Others have a more...laid back approach!
It's all part of the wonderful excuse of a job that is customer service.
Re: It simply doesn't work on Windows 8
Virtualisation is your friend, chum.
Either Virtualbox using the XP license from your old machine (cheeky, but will install it) or if the version of Windows 8 your using supports it, Virtual XP mode (which comes with it's own license).
As long as you keep the virtual machine off the network and away from dodgy file sources, you can apply filters to allow the virtual machine to talk to the hardware the host machine is connected to.
Done this a few times in cases where the user genuinely had a need (IE old XP machine died, was being used to control a laser-cutter for shaping perspex signs, bought from china, no NT6+ support, etc, replacement tool would cost £5k....).
...but not sad enough to not buy a Radeon R9 280 for £150 - new!
It was the wine that made me do that....
See, I see articles like this, and my current box (A8-3870k, 16gb RAM, 7770 2gb, 256gb SSD830) feels slow and pedestrian.
I then start doing shopping lists to update it to an i5, or maybe something Kaveri based.
I then look at my bank balance and it makes me sad.
So, sort of like a large scale version of Van Eck phreaking?
Yes, I read Neal Stephenson and that's where I first came across it...I thought it was fictional, but apparently proof of concepts have been done.
Every day is a school day, eh?
Re: What we really need
There is one.
It's a little FB apps that lists everyone on your FB contacts who likes NIckleback.
I must admit, I fail to use the MAN pages far too often - I had to set up a SAMBA shared to mount on a CentOS4 (yes, 4) server last year, and after struggling to find coherent docco that was relevant on the interwebs (most results were for much newer releases) I ended up firing up man for fstab and samba/SMB (or whatever the commands were on that version - I forget now as it was a one off job) and found what I needed in there. You know, an hour later...!
But your footnote was *exactly* what I was getting at - googling cleverly is one thing. Interpreting those results and finding the relevant information is utterly, utterly key. One mans fix is another mans instigation of a major systems failure....
BlartVersenwaldIII, that sounds like fun, but I think I'd like have to have access to google to help me with some of those.
Much as though it's obviously verboten in an actual exam instance, 90% of the time you're trying to fix a system in the real world, you're going to want to fall back on documentation, other users experience, etc.
There will be rare times when its not possible to get internet access, but in the real world, interpreting search results on technical queries could, arguably, be as important as any part of the preceding education process IMHO.
Access to that sort of information is a tool, much like fstab or grep - how you use it shows your level of proficiency; you can work out peoples technical nouse by how they use internet search results to aid their troubleshooting process IME.
Not really a specific comment on the article/thread, just something that came to mind. Be interested to see what others think.
I think the issue is more finding a hosting provider who has enough grunt to handle attacks, enough control over the platform to allow the client to implement strong security (everything up to the edge hardware), and enough moral fibre (or however you want to phrase it - madness, heroics, etc) to agree to risk charges of assisting treason (if US based) or the weight of the US administration falling on them (if non-US) should it turn out to be something genuinely heavyweight that turns the tables - it could be enough to take a hosting business completely off the net if their DC is raided and their hardware taken away.
There's more to hosting potentially dodgy/compromising security info than just paying someone to host a blade server with your data on it - this stuff is a massive hot potato these days.
Re: don't get it
Anonymous Cow Heard - I'd imagine he got five thumbs down for not reading the bloody article.
"There are no buttons on the outside of the case, available in black or white, which LG says is dust-proof and waterproof to a depth of 1 metre (IP67 rating)."
Which clearly states the information he was looking for.
Re: What's next ?
Pretty sure that's already been done over SMS and bluetooth...
I'm not even joking.
An Apple fanbois dream come true!
(that was worth it, downvotes or not!)
Re: Maybe not so innocent
Oh god, there goes my childhood.....
Re: Ahh, bless 'em
DestroyAllMonsters - in TSCC, a character builds a chess computer which is a bit different because it's designed to adapt in a manner similar to that of a neural system; one of the lines is that if you feed it a problem one day, it'll fix it one way. If you feed it the same problem the next day, it'll fix it a different way. And that sometimes it can't fix it at all - as if it has good days, bad days, and has moods.
That was the important MacGuffin they added in to make it a bit different to the normal 'chess = intelligence' thing - it was the manner it went about the fixing that made it different/dangerous.
I thought it was a nice touch anyway.
God I'm such a nerd :-D
Re: Everyday performance
Some interesting observations here - nice.
I think what some people forget is that quite often, a lot of Macs that aren't bought because the user needs a specific piece of software (music/video/image production) or because they specifically want that (admittedly pretty well executed) form factor, or because they already have some other Apple gear and want to stick with the general ecosystem - are bought because they are an Apple Macintosh.
They want it because it's a Mac. Call it snobbery if you want, but it's the same reason people buy a middling spec Mercedes C-class saloon rather than a top spec Mondeo Titanium X. Brand, perceptions, etc. It's partly a status symbol, and partly because it's (genuinely) better engineered from an end user perspective.
(yes, I know, you and me and the rest of the tinkerers don't like the soldered in RAM and annoying screen glue, but the end user takes it to an Apple service centre, in the same way your average Merc buyer has all the dealer stamps and doesn't do their own brakes)
So there is more to it than just specs and price.
My point is that the people who want the generally agreed better ease of use and generally agreed better reliability of OS X in a desktop format have only one choice, and this just makes it more accessible.
As as I say, I'll be interested to see how it sells.
I'm with you on the hybrid drive though, but it'll be simple BOM calculations causing that - it'd cause them to make £30 (or whatever) less per device if they were to include it at the same price, which would mean less profits, which would mean market anal-cysts screaming that the sky is faling, causing stock to drop a little, etc etc. Say what you like about Apple, but they know how to rake in the profits and run a business.
Whether you like how they do it or not is neither here no there - they're doing it (from a financial perspective) very well at the moment, so I wouldn't expect to see any grand giveaways of hardware spec bumps or further price drops for a while.....
Ooh, rambling - that's what I get for going for a thrash in the car at 11pm....
Steven "bedtime" R
PS: My home desktop is an AMD A8-3870 + 16gb RAM + 256gb SSD830 + Radeon 7770; laptop a Macbook because it came up at the right price, phone a Nexus 4, and I fix Windows systems for a living...so no, not a fanboi, etc ;-)
PPS: How many downvotes will I get for attempting to be reasonably even handed? I know you lot, you're all grumpy so-and-so's...
Is what the machine is about - there's little the average joe needs above and beyond a 1.4ghz i5 that can boost to 2.7ghz (and with the form factor, it'll likely stay there for far longer than the MBA will) regardless of what the benchmarks say, but the average joe doesn't want to spend £1000+ on a domestic appliance. 8gb of RAM by default won't hurt either.
It'll be interesting to see how many of these they shift; I don't think it'll be substantial or lead the pack within the range, but I reckon it'll be more than the handful that some expect....
Re: Continuation of poor reliability
So you wouldn't say failing to renew their SecureSocketLayer certificate wasn't a security issue?
Might want to do your research, MS PR troll.
*shakes fist at BongoJoe*
Also, do I have a serial downvote stalker? Awesome! I've always wanted a stalker....
Steven "getting all the wrong kind of attention, and not in a sexy way" R
Damn, I forgot about synergies!
I'll get you next time, you damned kids.
*shakes fist at Annihilator*
Because it's in the cloud. If you don't think outside of your paradigms you'll never outflow your revenue stream into the blue sky!
Get with the program, dude. Peace out.
Steven "I made myself feel bad" R.
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