* Posts by TheNSB

8 posts • joined 9 Aug 2012

Wacky racers – The Reg's guide to 2013's Solar Challengers

TheNSB

because it is sponsored by a Swedish energy drink company that sent two...

pallets.

Remind me to email said Swedish energy drink company to tell them what they should be sending.

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Nokia's 41Mp Lumia 1020 'launches' in UK - but hoi polloi must wait

TheNSB

They get a hefty fee from the network that wants to exclusive deal. If the beancounters think this fee plus the phones they will sell through just one provider is greater than what they would get by selling through all the networks then that's what they'll go for.

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North Korean citizens told: Socialist haircuts are a thing... go get some

TheNSB
IT Angle

Two plaits good, four plaits bad.

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El Reg contemplates the ultimate cuppa

TheNSB
Boffin

The ramsay way

Scottish Blend. IN.

Hot water. POUR IT SLOWLY FROM A F***ING HEIGHT.

DON'T F*** ABOUT. Give it a fu***ing chance. WAIT

Take out the bag. DON'T SQUEEZE IT YOU MUPPET.

One sugar. IN. STIR.

Milk. POUR. From height. THREE BUBBLES MINIMUM.

STIR.

Enjoy.

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Cornwall chokes on £300m local gov deal with IT kingpins

TheNSB

Eh..apparently they are learning.

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Hate the Windows 8 touch UI? Try Kinect-like finger shaking instead

TheNSB
Angel

Leap Motion

For $70 easily one of the must have purchases of next year.

The pr0n indistry must be champing at the bit to let people fondle some virtual bewbs.

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Zynga COO quits: Game over for John Schappert

TheNSB
Mushroom

Smell that?

Smells like comeuppance is coming...

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