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68 posts • joined Wednesday 25th July 2012 17:40 GMT

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keith_w
Devil

Re: The "two cars, one red one blue" thing

Schrödinger's car?

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Re: Usless Ligislation Thats not Enforcable for Most Businesses

Since $800,00 is less than $1,000,000 you won't have to.

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Devil

Re: SOBs

That's your own fault. Do something about the SOBs rather than whinging about them.

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Devil

Re: Long live...

to avoid shops setting up in Canada and Mexico, they should do what Canada does. Canada Customs (or whatever it is called now) collects taxes for the Federal and Provincial governments as product is shipped into the country. We don't, so far have sales taxes in lower jurisdictions.

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I dont want internet access in my car

My frigging internet bills are big enough. download music from the cloud? whats wrong with listening to the radio or even a usb stick, or other suitable in car systems? Watch movies? Let the kids count edsels (1 ice cream for each you spot) and back seat movies are only a distraction to drivers behind them - what the heck are those kids watching? Speed control? Excuse me, but there are already enough decisions taken out of my hands for me to be happy to lose this one as well. If the cops want to catch me, let 'em get in their cars and chase me.

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Devil

Re: Like Marvin

all the ones that have middle lanes have at least 3 lanes.

keith_w
IT Angle

Re: Explicit Kill Switch

I once worked for a company that had a big red kill switch in the computer room by the door, and also beside some communications equipment that I frequently had to access. This big red kill switch was not protected by a box and I twice activated it shutting down the IBM mainframe. The boss promised me that if I did it again, I would be seeking new employment. The next time it happened I was, fortunately, at my desk. 2 days later it was covered with a transparent plastic flip-cover. The same computer room was also protected by a halon fire suppression system. The temporary hold -to-kill switch for that was on a wall approximately 20 feet from the telephone that you would have to use to reach the security center that would be able to disarm the Halon system if there were no fire.

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set your amps to 11

so you can be louder than anyone else

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Boffin

Re: It has bugger all to do with the CMOS battery and "BIOS RAM".

could it be because you are posting anonymously?

keith_w
Black Helicopters

google's Motto

truth, comprehensiveness and the human (google?) way

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WTF?

Re: They also had to invent a new level of fire danger.

It has? In the northern hemisphere Winter started on Dec 21st-ish, so I would have thought that in the southern hemisphere that same date would herald the start of summer.

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Joke

Re: scary ass noise

To play Stairway to Heaven?

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Re: How can this be viable

And how do you resolve the issue of incendiary bullets which are not distracted by countermeasures?

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Re: 'rare and expensive helium'

It is on Earth, being mostly combined with natural gas. It requires separation before storage. The US Gov't was buying and storing it but has been selling it off for the last while. There was a story in Scientfc American about the upcoming Helium shortage.

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FAIL

Re: No mention of token ring?

it was - up to 80% occupance vs 20% for IP. Unfortunately IBM forgot to make it routable.

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Re: What about the forgotten protocols

UDP ain't forgotten

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Re: We invent what we need

yeah - with 32 bits of network address AND 32 bits of host addresses.

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FAIL

Re: Don't know I'd back Intel, specifically...

And the problem with that would be?

If they are not popular enough to stand on their own at $1.50/mo, then why should they be subsidized?

BTW, I haven't had cable for 13 years, since I moved into a house and the cable company told me I would have to pay to have the previous owners channel choices removed.

Fail for the cable providers.

keith_w
Big Brother

Anarchist's cookbook

Why are you so sure those errors which resulted in self-maimed bombers were accidental?

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Big Brother

Re: I've said it before and I'll say it again....

In Canada you can apply for and may receive a pardon for a crime which you committed, and were convicted of, if after several years you have not re-offended. There is a recent case where the persons' crime was so egregious that when he applied for a pardon, the national press learned of it and the public outcry was such that it was denied.

I dont know what the situation is in the U.K, but I wouldnt be surprised if it wasnt similare.

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Pirate

Re: Well,

things went missing while employees of this company were performing work in the house. Police are unable to determine which employee was responsible, therefore no criminal charges. but things still when missing.

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: What's the point?

Is Amanfrommars back in a new guise?

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Re: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????

why

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Childcatcher

Re: Duty Free at the airport anyone?

duty free at the exit from the country point is exporting the product, and may be taxable at the point of entry into another country (it certainly is when I return to Canada from the US). However, I noticed complaints about product being shipped VAT free from the Channel Islands to the UK. Why is HMC not collecting tax as these items come into the country - Revenue Canada does as product comes into Canada from outside the country - both provincial and federal sales taxes as appropriate. Probably we cannot get at the profits Amazon (or others) make when selling from outside our countries - heck, US states have that problem, but definatly Gov't Revenuers should be able to get hold of some of it.

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Re: I still use ecomstation ...

I used to program in Teco - PDP/11 / RSTS

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Angel

Re: Bang the rocks together guys

no, it's what actually happened to the 5th Elephant.

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Re: A wise check to make

Correction: Take SEVERAL copies of your CV with you, so that if you are team interviewed you can provide each of them with one.

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Unhappy

Re: How long before

and this is a surprise to you because?

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Devil

Re: Do Not Track is useless.

"Seriously, is ANY web advertising interesting at all?"

Yes, the ones with the girls with the big boosums stretching tee-shirts with cute sayings on them.

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Re: Some history

Where do you get the idea that the American gov'ts believe in free trade - Most state/county/municpal governments these days require "Buy American" as part of their infrastructure spending

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Angel

Breastfeeding is not contraception

Just check the number of women who come back to work after mat leave and are pregnant again. And yes, I know that not all of them breastfed - but many do.

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FAIL

Re: Random adverts more desirable than tracked...

we have both. we use the dehumidifier in the summer and the humidifier in the winter. It would be nice if the weather would automatically balance the two, but unfortunately it doesn't.

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Facepalm

Re: Busses?

Are you sure he wasnt looking for a kiss from a London lass?

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FAIL

Re: Swiss Neutrality ?

How were they doing that?

"Switzerland's trade was blockaded by both the Allies and by the Axis. Economic cooperation and extension of credit to the Third Reich varied according to the perceived likelihood of invasion and the availability of other trading partners. Concessions reached a peak after a crucial rail link through Vichy France was severed in 1942, leaving Switzerland completely surrounded by the Axis. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland

They were surrounded on all sides by Germans or German allies. How were they able to ship AA guns to the UK. Granted they may have sold/licensed the designs, but those would not have been built with german steel unless it came from captured equipment.

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Flame

Re: Did she try

Why should she make the phone call? Apple couldn't be bothered, they just went ahead and used the photo, maybe by accident, maybe on purpose. Calling them up and getting the regular fee won't remind them that they shouldn't do that sort of thing, taking a big buck out of their pocket may.

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Facepalm

Re: bits or holes

I remember the Mother-F*ing Card Mangler!

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Re: Harper - copy of Cameron with strange American-like accent

he had 3 sons with Margaret and a daughter later.

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Happy

Re: So instead

1. Canada wasnt a country yet

2. There were British Regulars, Canadian Militia and First Nations involved

3. We know perfectly well that others were there, but it was largely the people who lived here that defeated the American invaders both at the Niagara frontier, in Quebec and at Fort Detroit.

We're just happy that it happened.

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FAIL

Re: So instead

200TH

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Angel

Re: How did pork

Next thing you know there'll be a chip buttie contest!

keith_w

never seen a dead bird outside my windows

Although I live in Canada (just outside Toronto) I have never seen a bird which died as a result of flying into my living room window, although I have seen many migratory birds which died as a resulf of flying into the office towers of Toronto. I have had bird feeders closer the windows than recommended in the article. The only birds that I have ever seen near the window were hummingbirds which hovered there looking in the window when their feeder was empty.

Perhaps birds in Alberta are less intelligent than those in Toronto.

keith_w

Re: The greasiness of birds native to Surrey

I thought you were talking about the town of Surrey, BC - which is close to the Pacific.

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Re: Strange

Finallly, an excuse I can use to avoid working on windows :)

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FAIL

Re: But scientists haven't proved its safe....

Have you stopped drinking coffee as well?

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Re: Bad news for companies

No it's not.. all they have to do is fire up the all imporatant Oracle app on the I-pad and go, no it doesn't.

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Facepalm

Re: Misleading as ever

Some of them are still sticking with IE6 due to never having updated their inhouse apps.

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Unhappy

Re: Climate-change sceptics

Then I sincerely hope that you do not have Market Value Assessment for your property taxes. Here our taxes go up basically in lockstep with the rise in value of the homes in our neighbourhood, never mind that you have done nothing to improve the value of your house.

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Stop

Re: Excuse me?

Do not confuse the needs of faith with facts that are irrelevant to that faith.

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Re: The scale is wrong.

don't trifle with him.

keith_w
Devil

Re: WTF?

The "septics" - the poisonous ones?

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