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* Posts by andy k O'Croydon

15 posts • joined Monday 16th July 2012 09:19 GMT

andy k O'Croydon
Coat

Re: Cesium is not radioactive

Or the chair-moisteners in Sector 7G.

The one with the glowing green rod on the back.

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Happy

I preferred the work of Synthesiser Patel

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Coat

Nice to see...

...they're keeping their ISON it.

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Angel

"Technically, it is _always_ after midnight"

If it's always after midnight, when can i feed these gremlins?

andy k O'Croydon
Paris Hilton

Cloner

For all his poetic abilities, he managed not to use the most hilarious word that rhymes with cloner.

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Thumb Up

Cheers for the link

A nice reminder of some Medieval history i'd forgotten about since leaving school.

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Childcatcher

Why would you record Hollyoaks

and not The Simpsons?

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Mushroom

Antiochia ad Cragnum

Is that where the Holy Hand Grenade was forged?

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Terminator

Re: Still waiting for films based on ...

Alpha Centauri would either be mind-blowingly awesome or mind-numbingly terrible.

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Unhappy

Doom is awesome

I saw Street Fighter in the cinema when i was about 10, and realised it was a turkey back then. Having watched it again recently, it is devoid of the vast majority of the special moves, except for some throws that don't require any CGI. The word HADOUKEN appears nowhere in the film.

Super Mario Bros. concentrates far too much on the brothers' plumbing skills and not enough on the jumping/mushroom-eating for my liking.

David Webb's (above) review of Resi is spot on.

Doom looks like it is a real film with an actual budget, game plot-line discrepancies aside. The Rock may not be a great actor but everyone else is at least averagely convincing. And the first-person section is an amazing bit of cinematography.

Can't comment on the rest, haven't seen 'em.

andy k O'Croydon

There is literally no point arguing about this. No-one will win.

andy k O'Croydon
Coat

Re: A stunning achievement by all those overweight scientists

Someone sent Beadle to Mars? [obligatory hand joke]

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Happy

"sharks orbiting the Moon"

Space sharks!

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Re: Well Duh!

@Ian Yates: also known as AC Slatering.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ac%20slatering

andy k O'Croydon
Coat

i keep reading...

...the LUX detector as the LUX capacitor.

The one with the shiny glasses in the pocket.