* Posts by nuked

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UK.gov: 'Foreign cyber reconnaissance' underway in UK

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Facepalm

All this action is only about a decade too late.

Hold the front page for ETERNITY: Murdoch kills The Daily

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Holmes

Let me google-translate for you

"From its launch, The Daily was a bold experiment in digital publishing and an amazing vehicle for innovation. Unfortunately, our experience was that we could not find a large enough audience quickly enough to convince us the business model was sustainable in the long-term."

Pronounced:-

"It was shite."

New laws to shackle and fine the Press? We've got PLENTY already

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Megaphone

Poor article

There is a massive difference between applying statutes like the Data Protection Act 1998 which contains wholly objective tests applicable to all, and, the giving of power to government to appoint senior members of a new regulator who's job it will be to determine whether the press have satisfied their own tests of 'fit and proper' content and behavious. This is as subjective as it gets, and you CANNOT have that level of proximity between government and the ethical measurement of the press.

Google, Apple, eBay shouldn't pay taxes - people should pay taxes

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Facepalm

Misguided article

Let's hope not all companies in the UK take advantage of this 'moral' tax arrangement, in the same way as eBay and Starbucks et al.

Because then, everyone will have an extra few pounds in their pocket and coffee will be cheaper, but we'll just about bankrupt the country and leave ourselves defenseless too.

Moron.

Hacker sentenced to six years – WITH NO INTERNET

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With it being increasingly harder to define 'the internet'. I think this sentence is wholly unenforceable.

Microsoft Surface popped open, poked, prodded

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Pint

Well written article.

Hackers crack Texan bank, Experian credit records come flooding out

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Credit reference agencies have had their day.

Much more than half of the country has had bad credit since the crash, and the other half don't need further credit. When (and if) the banks ever start lending again, they'll have to think up of different ways of measuring future risk, as our credit histories paints more of a picture of the state of the country, than it does about our individual worthiness for credit in the future.

French cops cuff man over €500K Android Trojan scam

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Meh

Re: Malware authors ....

Define malware lol. Not many legitimate pieces of software are squeeky clean on the privacy front.

Windows 8 'bad' analyst says Store is a weakness

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Windows

I thought Windows 8 users on any device were going to have access to the Android apps store? Wouldn't this mitigate any problems with having an under-developed native app store for the first few months?

ICO: Education ministry BROKE the Data Protection Act

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Facepalm

I would love to know the detail of the mistake they made. I'm willing to bet it was something so elementary as to be utterly unreportable.

Chinese gaming giant NetEase opens pig farm

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Happy

Definitely Friday today.

Resident Evil 6 game review

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Mushroom

**Angry**

This game is truly a massive disappointment, and yet another example of developers' laziness when it comes to titles with historic innovation and popularity.

This was the last chance for me, for Resident Evil - I won't be buying any further interations.

McKinnon case is NOT a precedent – says his own lawyer

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Megaphone

There has never been a better time to sort this cluster-f*ck of a system out.

I don't think the Government are at all in touch with the strength of feeling around these issues.

Hold my feet to the fire using open gov data, pleads minister

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Facepalm

Nice idea. Shame the people implementing it are corrupt and incompetent, in about equal measure.

Morse! Shoved! Out of! Yahoo! Beneath! Giant! Golden! Parachute!

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Pint

Nice to see that the global economic problems are hitting everyone's pockets hard.

BOFH: Uninterruptible patsy supply

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Holmes

Re: There's no excuse for IT to bypass UPS issues.

You do realise that the BOFH stories are light-hearted and fictional don't you?

Canonical flings out Ubuntu 12.10 – now with OPTIONAL Bezos suck

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FAIL

“People want to be online and we want to make sure their online and offline works together well”

Many words used, but nothing said.

Astroboffins map GIANT MASS of dark matter

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Mushroom

I hear Apple are preparing a patent...

Pirate Bay moves to the cloud to confound copyright cops

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Trollface

Every cloud has a silver lining it seems.

Facebook offers just a week of free Android AV

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Holmes

Surely tightening their near-illegal privacy policy would yield better results?

Santander downplays risk of 'personal data-stuffed' cookies

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Unhappy

The really sad thing...

...is that I'm not even remotely suprised by this.

Amazon UK leaks Windows 8 retail box, TV ads

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Facepalm

Here, let me box your fail in some fail.

Microsoft fast-tracks Windows 8 Service Pack updates

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Alien

In other words they've found a gaping great chasm of a security hole and have no choice but to patch it before the planned SP release.

Google AND Yahoo! hijacked in Ireland after domain namespace grab

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Holmes

[ ] human error

[x] something more sinister

Lancashire man JAILED over April Jones Facebook posts

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>That's all well and good, but punching him on the nose would be ABH.

..and of course, that would be the only way that society could effectively act.

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Alert

The idea that something is grossly offensive because someone else says so is not consistent with culture built on free speech (or the illusion thereof).

Let society deal with this guy as they will. I'd be the first in line, but find him guilty of a crime, I don't think so.

In fact, it grossly offends me.

Huawei says US probe had 'predetermined outcome'

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Mushroom

Hypocrisy of the highest order

So, the US have concluded that the divide between coporation and state in China is too grey, and that this causes privacy and security concerns when doing business with tech companies.

Bahahahahaha.

*ahem* Google *ahem* Microsoft....

Seriously, the US' blatant and ignorant disregard for evenly applied standards is becoming uncomfortably embarassing given our 'close' relationship.

The mask has now totally slipped, and their grip on things is following. Not belong before Eastern economies dwarf that of the west so they better get used to having their behaviour in the past 20 years thrown back in their face.

Bing is the most heavily poisoned search engine, study says

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Trollface

It's hard to imagine that Bing users have any data worth stealing to be honest.

Cisco drops ZTE after claims of sanction-busting Iran sales

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Pirate

Correction

Yablon has been placed on administrative leave 'suicide' watch.

Assange chums must cough up £93,500 bail over embassy lurk

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Pint

Re: The signals are loud and clear

"What does that make us humans to be?"

drunk?

Europe UNDER ATTACK in simulated cyber security test

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Devil

Surely...

...they don't have to simulate these threats.

Simon Cowell plans X Factor for Tech

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Thumb Down

There is no such thing as an undiscovered tech talent.

Better pay your taxes: The world's NOT going to end this year

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Hmm

<<<< this @ A J Stiles

Hackers break onto White House military network

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Facepalm

Ok so...

"However it seems only less significant systems were targeted by an assault that was, in any case, ultimately unsuccessful"

... someone trys to attack a system much less important and secure than the ones at the heart of this article, and completely failed in doing so.

It has a hint of Oriental vs. The World in thermonuclear cyber-handbags, and so this is now news-worthy as a result?

RIM reports more losses, lower sales, lots of cash

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FAIL

Basics

They were holding $1bn in stock? Are u kidding?

Against an existing user base of 80 million people. When and why did they suddenly think they could double their handset sales between one financial year and another.

Adobe scrambles to revoke stolen cert

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Facepalm

According to wiki...

Adobe is...

... "a natural building material made from sand, clay, water, and some kind of fibrous or organic material (sticks, straw, and/or manure), which the builders shape into bricks (using frames) and dry in the sun

Probably more secure imo..

Curiosity photographs evidence of ancient streams on Mars

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Meh

Interesting

Lots of unanswered questions though. I thought the pressure of the atmosphere basically meant that water couldn't exist on Mars for more than a few seconds. How has this fairly fundamental variable changed so that it was once possible to have streams of flowing water?

Anyone able to shed some light?

New Zealand Prime Minister apologizes for Dotcom spying

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Pint

The thot plickens

Japanese boffins unfurl banner above newly-discovered Element 113

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Alert

I hear Apple are already preparing a patent...

Politico's locked room mystery Linux install crime solved

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Facepalm

Live USB still hanging out of the back imo

China beats Burma in internet restriction rankings

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Researcher offers quick fix for Samsung remote wipe vuln

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Facepalm

Vulnerability?

More like a gaping great chasm of a security hole.

Intel CEO thinks Windows 8 isn't ready, insider claims

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FAIL

Re: The reason people are resorting to workarounds

I pretty much agree with nothing you said.

Oil and gas giants' PCs polluted by new cyber-spy Trojan

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Facepalm

Oh..

...this came from China. You're kidding.

French Skyper freed after accidentally hacking bank's phone system

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Holmes

Perhaps...

...this is where the media got the technical insight into how to 'hack' a celeb phone.

NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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Boffin

errm...

...surely just finding a stable worm-hole would be easier?

iPhone 5 has 'laser keyboard, holographic images'

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Meh

If true...

..which I doubt, it would be a serious game changer.

Flame espionage weapon linked to MORE mystery malware

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Alert

20mb

Is still an overwhelmingly HUGE file size for something which does not contain media such as pictures, sound, video etc.

Microsoft offers workarounds for IE bug

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Facepalm

Workaround?

Bahahaha.

That's not a workaround. That's a p1ss take.

Surely installing another browser would be ever-so-slightly quicker.

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