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* Posts by Dogsauce

35 posts • joined 27 Jun 2012

Coulson GUILTY of conspiring to hack phones between 2000 and 2006

Dogsauce

Andy'll be fine,fortunately all prisons are 'holiday camps' according to NOTW et al.

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iPhone-stroker-turned-fandroid sues Apple over iMessage text-slurpery

Dogsauce

Have that many people lost their jobs recently that they've had to downgrade to a Samsung? I wouldn't have thought it was that common a problem.

*ducks*

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'Maybe I'll go to Hell, but I think it's a good thing' says plastic Liberator gunsmith Cody Wilson

Dogsauce

Gun crime exists in the UK because of legal gun markets in places like the USA. If there was no commercial manufacture of guns permitted, we'd not have so many in the hands of criminals here. Lax US gun laws are culpable for gun crime in other nations too. Where do you think these firearms come from?

I note the US feels justified in taking action against other nations (e.g. Columbia) to prevent drugs produced in those countries entering their market and causing harm to their citizens. If only we had the balls to do the same with guns.

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Apple to flush '£37bn' down the bog if it doesn't flog cheapo slabtops

Dogsauce

Should've stuck to operating a gropey bird puppet on kids' TV rather than switching career to a market analyst.

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Bendy or barmy: Why your next TV will be curved

Dogsauce

Re: Designed to sell screens

I reckon they'll go for 'tallscreen' TVs next, maybe a 4:3 aspect ratio, something like that. Think how programmes will benefit from all that extra space above the picture, all the extra sky they'll be able to show. Your HD widescreen sets will become obsolete.

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Oh My GOD! Have the TORIES ERASED THE INTERNET?*

Dogsauce

The question marks in headlines thing is probably the fault of the long-dead Innovations catalogue that used to fall out of the sunday papers.

"Is this the end to garden rodent misery?"

"Could this be the best tomato polisher ever?"

etc.

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We want to put a KILL SWITCH into your PHONE, say Feds

Dogsauce

Doughnut time

This is presumably about saving the police time from doing anything in the event of a crime other than tell you to get your mobile provider to flick a switch. However, it'll make no difference anyway given the number of cases I've heard of where people have tracked their stolen phone (or other goods) to an address only for the police to say they're unprepared to do anything about it.

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The fast-growing energy source set to replace oil: Yes, it's COAL

Dogsauce

Load balancing is coming, based on 30-yr old proven tech (compressed air storage) used in Germany and the states, the more refined versions of which can manage 70% efficiency. It's all a work in progress. Load balancing and greater efficiency at the consumer end will help too, with a little education (stick that washer on at night). Eventually, night time balance will be picked up by charging of electric cars or hydrogen generation. Intermittancy of supply isn't really an argument anymore, it's solveable and well on the way to being solved.

Plenty more generating technologies on the way, including burning undersea coal in the ground by pumping in pure oxygen causing spontaneous combustion. Keep an eye on those geologists, they're smart guys.

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New rules to end cries of 'WTF... a £10 online booking fee?'

Dogsauce

Any chance of applying this to 'line rental' charges for internet access? No way does that 'cost' whatever they say it does, it needs to be wrapped up in the total amount paid. Some of us don't want/need a home phone.

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ICO clamps down on nuisance calls, slaps £90k fine on Glasgow firm

Dogsauce
Mushroom

Feeble

Is there any point warning these companies about forthcoming fines? Doesn't that just give the scumbag directors ample time to shift assets to a safe place?

Until we have a law that gives the ICO power to commandeer a JCB and dig up the offender's incoming lines within 24hrs of the first validated complaint and impound their stupid big white Audis then this sort of activity will carry on. Prosecution and a fine dodged through bankrupcy are just a risk of doing business, and the slow wheels of justice will provide plenty of time for boot-filling and squirreling away.

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Sony: Can't beat Apple and Samsung, so let's be the Other Guy

Dogsauce
FAIL

Fool me thrice...

I've avoided Sony products since experiencing the early (but just out of warranty) death of a couple of their compact digital cameras, broken only by a free-on-contract phone which also didn't go the distance (the mini joypad/arrow button losing the ability to do 'down'). Build quality just isn't up to it. Much as this is seen by many companies as a 'good' business model requiring consumers to purchase frequent replacements, I'm not playing anymore.

The proprietary memory card/charger thing was always annoying too, at least one of these has been ditched (take note, Apple).

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North Korean citizens told: Socialist haircuts are a thing... go get some

Dogsauce
Big Brother

They're no longer taking bets on these images being pinned to the wall in every hipster barbershop within a mile radius of Hoxton by the weekend.

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John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

Dogsauce
Devil

The Charity Commission may have knocked them back, but this didn't stop hard-up local authorities giving them substantial tax breaks on properties in the UK.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/British_Government_warns_against_tax_breaks_for_Scientology

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This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace

Dogsauce

Shame about the counter-intuitive scrolling! Eurgh.

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Baby-boulder bowling burglar breaks Boulder Apple Store's $100k glass door

Dogsauce
Black Helicopters

It's 5k for the physical door material, and 95k for the 'image rights' license to make the Apple logo on the door, image rights owned by a subsiduary company in a low-tax jurisdiction and the cost of which can be deducted from taxable profits in the US.

Have I got that right?

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Psst, wanna block nuisance calls? BT'll do it... for a price

Dogsauce

If you ever get a human speaking to you on one of these calls, I find the following phrase useful:

"Hang on a minute, let me interupt. Let me say something. You know those people at school who said you'd never amount to anything? They were right, weren't they?"

Spammers of all hues are life-theiving vermin.

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What a Liberty: Virgin Media in buyout talks with telecoms giant

Dogsauce
Alert

How evil are the new guys?

I was going to ditch Virgin soon because of Beardy's role in the dismemberment of our National Health Service, but if someone else is at the helm I might not have to.

Are these new billionaires nice folks? What are the chances of that?

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€1.5bn swiped from EU cards: Fraud mainly takes place in the US

Dogsauce
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RE writing number on card

...the trick is to write the *wrong number* on your card (or on a bit of paper in your wallet - something like 'HSBC 1884'), slightly scruffily so maybe one of the digits isn't clear (is that an 8 or a 6?). That way any card thief will think they're in luck and probably have a shot at using it (with the unclear digit they'll maybe have a couple of guesses, assuming the first was wrong), and increase the chance that they get caught (or your card retained by a machine), or at worst waste a bit of their time, dash their hopes and piss them off.

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Dutch operators: Ugh, we really overdid it on the 4G last night...

Dogsauce
FAIL

This will be a legitimate business expense they'll be able to offset against tax, right? So the <insert offshore tax haven> gets less of the corporation tax these companies might have paid if they weren't already fiddling most of it anyway. Poor Luxembourg.

(and they'll screw the bill payer for whatever they can too)

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Top-secret US spaceplane sets off on another classified mission

Dogsauce
Mushroom

Odd. No words of condemnation from the international community after this military launch.

Something wrong here?

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SECRET 28 'scientific experts' who Greened the BBC - Revealed!

Dogsauce
Mushroom

Hiding the truth

I was really angry when they had footage on the BBC of the so-called 'round the world' yacht race, and at no point was the opposing view that the world isn't round presented. Not a single word. Why do I pay my license fee to these flat-earth deniers? What kind of cabal of pressure groups and educated people with a knowledge of the subject persuaded them to hide THE TRUTH!!??

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Medical scan record that the NHS says will cost £2k to retrieve: Detail

Dogsauce

Re: Eight years

If there was no medical reason to update old images, why would they do this? Why go to the time and expense of converting something that is of no use?

If this is the first time someone has come forward to request a copy of an image of this type in however many years since the kit stopped being used, and isn't really doing so with a valid medical reason, then hasn't the decision not to maintain this archive in a currently readable format been the correct one?

(proprietery formats still suck, but a mistake from the past that doesn't need correcting doesn't really matter)

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Judge denies move to ban ad-skipping DVR

Dogsauce
Stop

I always flip over to BBC news channel when the ads come on, which means I never know what people are talking about when they say 'have you seen the new whatever advert'. I guess this is another reason why Murdoch wants to eviscerate the corporation.

I'm looking forward to when we all have those google-type glasses displays that will be able to block out billboard adverts in the real world and replace them with pictures of kittens. Advertisers are on limited time.

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London council £1bn outsourcing plan survives vote

Dogsauce
Devil

RE: Obviously!

They'll make a profit by moving their tax base offshore, thus taking money from the government, and by cutting jobs and pay so that government support to employees (housing benefit etc.) is increased. The costs to the taxpayer are just moved elsewhere, and will probably be higher. That's the only way these things ever work. It's legalised mugging.

The council will doubtless have to throw more money at consultants to monitor and measure the contract, and will get billed for extras along the way, plus a few million for lawyers to argue about these extras.

(from someone who works in consultancy)

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The Big Debate: OK gloomsters, how can the music biz be FIXED?

Dogsauce

It's not fixing they mean, it's keeping a corpse animated. I'm not sure why as an industry its decline is any more worthy of attention than mining, heavy manufacturing or horse shoeing.

Music existed before the 'music industry' existed.

It'll still be there after the industry exists.

There's not much work around for blacksmiths these days, but people still find other work, people still get about. Society and technology changes and flow of money and employment moves with it. The 'music industry' in its current form is just a blip in the history of music.

I'm involved with (playing, promoting and watching) self-organised, amateur musicians that do all the things commercial musicians do bar make a living out of it. Tours abroad, gigs, national radio play/sessions, records. There's no inferiority in technique, ability or inventiveness. There's actually more creative freedom when there isn't a focus on producing something saleable (that's not to say people produce impenetrable nonsense, there are all levels and styles).

It's not that there's a hostility to the music 'industry', it's just that it's not necessary, never really was. It barely exists for a lot of people. It's now (and arguably always has been) about branding, not music. We won't stop writing and playing and having fun just because EMI stopped existing.

(as an aside, I'm not writing this as a filesharing apologist. I have enough access to music without it or the mainstream industry).

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Apple iPod Touch 5G review

Dogsauce
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A fan (but not a fanboi) writes...

I do most of my browsing on one of two 4th gen touches that I own (I bought a bigger one and still haven't parted with the smaller version). They're good for taking to hotels and browsing on wi-fi while your aging, low-battery life smart phone is sat charging on the desk, or for sitting in bed browsing (and I feel quite safe sliding it under the pillow at the end of the night - not something I'd be confident of doing with a larger device). I could even tether one to my phone's internet connection via bluetooth on my last phone contract and use it on the move, browsing without eating away too much of the precious battery life of the phone itself (avoiding using its power-hungry screen). They're cheap second hand - paid £135 for my 64gb version from a shop, and imagine you could do better via online tat merchants or private sales.

I predict I'll have a 5th gen when bored kids start selling them to crack converter shops about two months after Christmas....

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Apple loses UK 'Samsung copied us' appeal: Must publicly GROVEL

Dogsauce

I think the judge should rule that they both have to mow the lawn in their wife's best sunday dress.

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Theresa May gets a smile out of Gary McKinnon at last

Dogsauce
Big Brother

Democracy

It'd be a more democratic world if everyone within reach of America's judicial arm got to vote in the US presedential election. That'd be all of us, yes? No incarceration without representation. Being subject to laws you can't change or challenge is fundamentally unfair.

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Rapper rips up Microsoft's Atlanta store during performance

Dogsauce
FAIL

Lacking invention

'Machine Gun Kelly' was a member of 90's US rock/rap crossover act The Hard Corps, who were moderately well known (enough to sell records in Blighty). Guy could at least come up with an original name, although it seems invention is beyond his capacity.

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Ten Androids for under 100 quid

Dogsauce

If you want an iPhone, just buy an iPhone. Offer your friend £70 for that old 3GS sat in their kitchen drawer, stick in a pay monthly sim and wait until the next gen falls into that price bracket on the secondary market in about 12 months. You'd still be ahead of most of these.

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Three extends data use with Sim-only tariff tweak

Dogsauce

Just don't think you'll have an easy time getting away from them once you sign up. Call centre staff refusing to let me come off (completed) contract until I got quite shouty with them. I didn't want a 'solution' to their shit signal, I just wanted to move to another network (same as my work phone) that I know worked at home and in the office (Three coverage inadequate at both). I resent having to be rude to people before they do what you've been politely requesting. Even once I got to that point It took me over a month and more shouting to get a PAC code AND they kept billing me once the contract was over. Being a prick is company policy. Never going back.

I used to tether my iPod touch to my iPhone 3G on Three so I could do web stuff on the move without killing the phone battery so much (and also get the nicer screen), never had a problem doing that, very easy to set up. GiffGaff don't seem to let me have the same choice, unfortunately.

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SurfTheChannel Brit movie pirate gets 4 YEARS' PORRIDGE

Dogsauce

Who else had pie?

Presumably the advertisers on his site also profitted from the illegal activity - are they likely to face sanctions and asset recovery too?

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The Dragon 32 is 30

Dogsauce
Devil

The poor kid at school with the Dragon 32 was only one off the bottom of the bullying pecking order from the guy with the Jupiter Ace (who was pitied rather than assaulted). The intense rivalry between Sinclair and Commodore users would often be forgotton and both armies turn on that guy. It didn't help that he'd already marked himself out as a bit of an arse before the era of home computer tribalism erupted.

Nobody seemed to pick on the BBC Micro guys though. They were just oddballs that got left alone.

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World+dog discovers hi-res aerial maps, thanks to Google and Apple

Dogsauce
Thumb Down

I'm just disappointed that none of my cats are visible on Google Earth or Streetview, and they're larger than 4" in any plane. Google obviously doesn't have hardware with the capability to negate feline cloaking devices.

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