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30 posts • joined Wednesday 20th June 2012 10:23 GMT

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I bet Mitt Romney

would have agreed to build one. See, Iran, North Korea and China have already started on theirs. We need to close the Death Star gap!

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2036?! Just scramble rouge squadron

They'll blast it with proton torpedoes from their X-Wings

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Don't bother

Unless you were born with an interest - seek happiness, fortune and fulfillment elsewhere

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Perhaps

prayer could halt the attack?

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Mushroom

Images suggest that

North Korea recently tested out a Deathstar

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Worst idea ever

Disney would sue the crap out of you, which is far worse than a WMD incentivized invasion

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I have bad feeling about this ..

nuff said

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Also useful

for pulling Corellian transports into deathstars

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I want one

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yes yes very cool

Now go find me some anti-gravitons for my hoverboard

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Re: America bashing

Although I fail to see the connection with awesome images of solar flares I'm going to up this.

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Whoa!

That's gotta hurt!

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Reg got it all wrong

This is actually an episode of Tom&Jerry

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Headmaster

Re: I don't blame Oracle

Viri?

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That's it!

That's where Elvis is hiding

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Re: Microsoft loves developers

Clearly you are awesome. Why would anyone bother with a proper IDE when it's way cooler to write code in a simple text editor?

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Pirate

Microsoft loves developers

That's why they charge $13,299 for the Ultimate extra everything edition.

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A man of The right stuff

Safe travels, commander

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WTF?

Re: Obviously there's an ulterior motive

.. and how is that not full blown democracy? Liberalism is the daddy.

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Black Helicopters

Obviously there's an ulterior motive

It is unlikely that the Chinese govt is investing lots of CNY in science that would benefit Humanity. If that was the case, they could start with basic human rights, democratization etc.

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Paris Hilton

I expected an article about Britney

and one of her dancers

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Devil

You are sadly mistaken

God created the world in 6 days. By 'world' I mean Earth. Which is flat. You will all burn in hell.

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Terminator

This will not stand, ya know

This aggression will not stand, man

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Storming another country's embassy

To apprehend a dude for breaking bail, and all over a sexual harassment charge in another country? I mean, really? Would you guys do it had the dude not been Assange?

Good JA is so dead. Sweden would never hand him over to the yanks. You brits will. I see a gas chamber, needles or an electric chair in his future. Well done, you!!

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FAIL

Assange is muppet

Everything would be hunky dory had he just showed up to the hearing. He'd been out of the police station within the hour, the charges would have been dropped within days and he'd been free to continue his work. Extradition from Sweden to the US? Asylum in Ecuador?? Come on.