* Posts by SwedishCodeMaffia

30 posts • joined 20 Jun 2012

Empire says ‘primitive’ Earth not ready for Death Star

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I bet Mitt Romney

would have agreed to build one. See, Iran, North Korea and China have already started on theirs. We need to close the Death Star gap!

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'Doomsday' asteroid Apophis more massive than first thought

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2036?! Just scramble rouge squadron

They'll blast it with proton torpedoes from their X-Wings

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Which qualifications are worthwhile?

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Don't bother

Unless you were born with an interest - seek happiness, fortune and fulfillment elsewhere

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Anonymous hacks Westboro Baptists over Sandy Hook protests

SwedishCodeMaffia

Perhaps

prayer could halt the attack?

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Iran's Photoshop FAIL: 'New drone' actually Japanese university bird

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Mushroom

Images suggest that

North Korea recently tested out a Deathstar

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Worst idea ever

Disney would sue the crap out of you, which is far worse than a WMD incentivized invasion

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Lawrence 'Empire Strikes Back' Kasdan to pen future Star Wars script

SwedishCodeMaffia

I have bad feeling about this ..

nuff said

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NYU boffins demo tiny tractor beam

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Also useful

for pulling Corellian transports into deathstars

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NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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I want one

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Reviewers say ‘yes’ to Higgs boson data

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yes yes very cool

Now go find me some anti-gravitons for my hoverboard

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NASA captures mind-bogglingly gorgeous solar video

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Re: America bashing

Although I fail to see the connection with awesome images of solar flares I'm going to up this.

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Whoa!

That's gotta hurt!

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Boffins create super-muscular 'Hulk' mice: Humans next

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Reg got it all wrong

This is actually an episode of Tom&Jerry

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Thanks ever so much Java, for that biz-wide rootkit infection

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Headmaster

Re: I don't blame Oracle

Viri?

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DOCTOR WHO world, or Magrathea, SPOTTED* orbiting twin suns

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That's it!

That's where Elvis is hiding

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Visual Studio 2012: 50 Shades of Grey by Microsoft

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Re: Microsoft loves developers

Clearly you are awesome. Why would anyone bother with a proper IDE when it's way cooler to write code in a simple text editor?

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Pirate

Microsoft loves developers

That's why they charge $13,299 for the Ultimate extra everything edition.

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Neil Armstrong dies aged 82

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A man of The right stuff

Safe travels, commander

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China to probe black holes, search for aliens

SwedishCodeMaffia
WTF?

Re: Obviously there's an ulterior motive

.. and how is that not full blown democracy? Liberalism is the daddy.

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Black Helicopters

Obviously there's an ulterior motive

It is unlikely that the Chinese govt is investing lots of CNY in science that would benefit Humanity. If that was the case, they could start with basic human rights, democratization etc.

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Ageing star sucked retinue member to death, evidence indicates

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Paris Hilton

I expected an article about Britney

and one of her dancers

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The cooler side of the Big Bang

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Devil

You are sadly mistaken

God created the world in 6 days. By 'world' I mean Earth. Which is flat. You will all burn in hell.

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Curiosity's laser turns Mars rocks to 'glowing plasma'

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Terminator

This will not stand, ya know

This aggression will not stand, man

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Assange's fate to be revealed at high noon

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Storming another country's embassy

To apprehend a dude for breaking bail, and all over a sexual harassment charge in another country? I mean, really? Would you guys do it had the dude not been Assange?

Good JA is so dead. Sweden would never hand him over to the yanks. You brits will. I see a gas chamber, needles or an electric chair in his future. Well done, you!!

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Assange takes refuge in Ecuadorian embassy

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FAIL

Assange is muppet

Everything would be hunky dory had he just showed up to the hearing. He'd been out of the police station within the hour, the charges would have been dropped within days and he'd been free to continue his work. Extradition from Sweden to the US? Asylum in Ecuador?? Come on.

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