* Posts by davidp231

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Google patents DEVIL TOY which will BRAINWASH KIDS

davidp231
Pint

Re: Has anyone thought about...

Or maybe a toilet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IflL8XMdbqQ

I see your RD reference and raise you with this one - also have a pint of erskib on me. My original post was going to be a quote straight from your link before I viewed it..

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Microsoft's certification exams: So easy, a child of six could pass them. Literally

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Re: Certificates and Degrees - Seal of Dogma Approval

I misread the title as "Seal of Dogbert Approval"..

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Windows 10 to MELT YOUR BRAIN and TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE

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Shares

Is this why King's shares dropped 14% overnight?

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Smile! Brit transport plods turn bodycams on travelling public

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Kzzzzrrt!

Sounds like a device dreamed up by the PFY.

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Welcome, stranger: Inside Microsoft's command line shell

davidp231

Re: re: Windows XP was the first PC operating system to drop the MS-DOS

NT3.1 introduced CMD.EXE (aka Command Prompt).

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Fandroids, take your phone's antivirus and burn it – Android bod

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Re: And therein lies the problem ...

And state on the confirmation page if said app can be moved to the SD or not.

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Google: Go ahead, XP stalwarts, keep on using Chrome safely all YEAR

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"Need to knock the cobwebs off of your bias. You are remembering Windows from the late 90s. A bit has changed since then, you might want to read up."

Not even that.... Windows 3.1 files have a date stamp of 1993.

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Revealed: The AMAZING technology behind Apple's $1299 Retina MacBooks – a lot of glue

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Re: Well duh!

"What happens if you want to do something outside of Apples imagination?"

You mean like 'think for yourself what you want to do with the kit you bought to do with as you please'?

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Conservative manifesto: 5G, 'near universal' broadband and free mobes for PC Dixon

davidp231

What about...

...providing 2G services to those who don't get it? Never mind 3, 4 or 5G.

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Delving into Office 2016: Microsoft goes public with new preview

davidp231

Re: I wonder if...

The one where it told me my valid trial key was no longer valid due to activation when i had to reinstall everything (and still being within the trial period). Same (or similar) applies to retail Office 2013 I think.

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I wonder if...

...they will get rid of the one activation, one install rule - which renders even the trial versions useless while within the time period if you need to do a rebuild. Oh and more control over IMAP special folder names in Outlook. I mean Outlook Express/Windows Mail/Windows Live Mail could do it so why not full Outlook?

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Universal Credit could take 10 YEARS to finish, says Labour MP

davidp231
Pint

Re: Ah

It just had to be done...

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davidp231

Re: Ah

One system to rule them all.. one portal to find them...

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Lost WHITE CITY of the MONKEY GOD found after 500 years

davidp231

Re: Don't tell Steven Spielberg

"Gremlins 3 - The Quest for More Money."

See also: Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

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davidp231

Re: Threepwood!

Look behind you! A three headed monkey!

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Jolla launches Sailfish 2.0, now with added security

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Re: The bees knees, the wasps nipples.....

It's possible to install Play store though if you really really need it, but Amazon app store should cater for 99% of needs.

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Re: This article...

And depending on who made your Android tab, you could have the option of slapping Sailfish onto it. I mean (for example) you can stick Sailfish OS onto a Google Nexus (orignal - the HTC one), or a Galaxy S2. There are more but those are off the top of my head.

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Microsoft cuts Facebook Messenger, Google Talk from Outlook.com

davidp231

Re: "Doubling down"

*Dumbing down.

FIxed.

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Torvalds turns to Sir Mix-A-Lot for Linux versioning debate

davidp231

Will there....

be different versions?

Linux Kernel 95

LInux Kernel 4.0 Workstation

Linux Kernal 4.0 Server

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Uber hits PANIC BUTTON after India threatens to BAN dial-a-car firm

davidp231

Re: Ok, so..

Thirdly, who in their right mind would rely on Wikipedia "facts" alone?

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Forget robo-butlers – ROBO-MAIDS! New hotel staffed by slave-droids

davidp231
Trollface

Mechanoids

Series 3000 or 4000?

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Turbocharged quad-core Raspberry Pi 2 unleashed, global geekgasm likely

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B+

"Master" would have been a more appropriate name, since the current naming convention is paying tribute to its Beeb ancestors.

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'LOOK into my EYES: You are feeling very worried about the climate ... SO worried'

davidp231

Re: Wait . . Floods are caused by what now?

Continuing decrease of flood plains due to idiots building housing on them - and then people wondering why their shiny new house is now flooded.

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EE squashes Orange UK: France Telecom's been 'destroying it for years'

davidp231

Re: Obvious solution...

"Three" could be renamed to "Four"?

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No, the Linux leap second bug WON'T crash the web

davidp231

Re: Time delay

Either way, don't call him Shirley ;-)

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VW's Scirocco diesel: A sheep in Wolfsburg’s clothing

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The new Scirocco Diesel.

Berlin to Warsaw in one tank.

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Groupon flees from army of angry GNOMES: Trademark bid for 'Gnome' tab scrapped

davidp231

Re: Change of plan!

Or a "giant wooden badger"...

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UK smart meters arrive in 2020. Hackers have ALREADY found a flaw

davidp231

Re: There's a safety issue too

"Instead the plan calls for an army of hastily-recruited PFYs with a couple of hours training. "

Or an army of people on the dole with the same amount of training being made to do it or their money is stopped. That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, but any young installer (qualified or not) would be in for quite a shock when they come across the wiring in older houses (ie when black and red were the norm) - and they've only been taught the current standards in their meagre hours of "training".

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Had a fire

...in a cooling tower.

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davidp231

Re: "allowing them to illegally slash their energy bills"

"...If they can set limits on consumption during peak periods via these meters..."

They can happily set it the consumption to binary zero by remote so they can do pretty much whatever they like.

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davidp231

Re: Ooo I hope the flaw can be scripted....

And setting the en-co's smart meters to levels equivalent to the energy output of an olympic swimming pool-sized cannabis farm.

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davidp231
Coat

Re: Worser

From the Collins English Dictionary (that nobody can freely edit):

worser (ˈwɜːsə )

adjective

an archaic or nonstandard word for worse

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Microsoft jolts awake, remembers it still makes Office for Mac

davidp231

Re: >Bootcamp his mac with windows and give him real office?

With all the upgrades... in case the base configuration is "too slow".

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'National roaming' law: Stubborn UK operators to be FORCED to share

davidp231

Re: Well done, you'll break the market.

Or bother to have multiple networks in the first place.

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More Home Office and MoJ jobs could move abroad, union warns

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Give it time...

You'll need to learn fluent Indian in order to sign on. And may $deity help you if you need to chase them for not bothering to pay you on time.

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Lenovo completes Motorola purchase for $2.9bn – $10bn less than Google paid for it

davidp231

Re: In my dreams

Or if you're French: Lemoto. (Le'Moto).

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NHS quango fatcats spend £2m tax dosh on iPads and iPhones

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If they have current models, which I'm sure they will..

Minimum of just under £550 a pop.

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What’s the KEYBOARD SHORTCUT for Delete?! Look in a contextual menu, fool!

davidp231

Re: CTRL+C

And there's always <CTRL><BREAK>.

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Windows 10: One for the suits, right Microsoft? Or so one THOUGHT

davidp231

Re: Windows 10?

So that would be a good ten thousand or so install floppies - 160k 5 1/4". Oh look there's that 10 again.

Note: it probably isn't 10,000 but I'm sure all five of those digits would be in the actual figure, should someone be bored enough to work it out.

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davidp231

Re: testing procedure.

Pressing the power button on the machine itself?

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Microsoft WINDOWS 10: Seven ATE Nine. Or Eight did really

davidp231

Re: I wonder what the true version number will be?

Windows 7 only got a .1 jump from the abortion known as Vista, so I doubt it.

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Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week

davidp231

Re: Windows 7.9

They've already ruined that... the final build version of ME was 4.9.3000, and we all know how well that went.

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Re: QA: Questionable Abbeviations

Windows PoS? I'm sure that doesn't need an explaination.

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NT3.1, NT3.5, NT 3.51, NT4 (and all their Server variants)

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davidp231

Skylight

Until Sky throw a hissy fit again, wherein it will become Microsoft Onelight.

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Fedora gets new partition manager

davidp231

Re: Is there an option to have more than one partition?

I remember installing Redhat 4 many moons ago and it suggested the following as different partitions:

/

/boot

/usr

/var

/home

/usr/local

swap partition

The problem is that newer 'user friendly' distros (ubuntu and derivitives I'm looking at you) seem to default to having the whole tree under one or two partitions to cater for the Linux virgins who need things done the easy way:

/

/home (possibly)

swap partition

Because that's how Windows pretty much installs - one partition, click, click, click, copying files.

Of course the option is there for it to be done properly, if one so desires. Full-fat Debian I think lets you do it the way Dog intended.

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GRAV WAVE DRAMA: 'Big Bang echo' may have been grit on the scanner – boffins

davidp231
Pint

Re: Grit on the scanner scope.

Not the same episode but....

"It turned out to be one of Mr Lister's old sneezes that had congealed on the radar screen."

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BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES

davidp231
Pint

This

...is how weekends are started.

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Tricked by satire? Get all your news from Facebook? You're in luck, dummy

davidp231

Works better in <Sarcasm> tags.

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No more turning over a USB thing, then turning it over again to plug it in: Reversible socket ready for lift off

davidp231

Re: Standards proliferation

My Nokia E7-00 can do it, and that's not an Android...

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