Posts by i like crisps 555 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Jun 2012
...if memory serves, you will find that the Dollar, the Euro, the Pound, the Ruble and the Yuan (renminbi) have been, and are at present being used to finance Drugs, Terrorism and all other kinds of shenanigans.
How would Confucius have put it.....oh yes..."You're full of shit".
#1: Mr Smith of Flat A, back, 102 Pembroke Av, Stroud..........NI# UY878302D
#2: Mr Smith of Flat A, front, 102 Pembroke Av, Stroud...........NI# BJ967543G
I thought we were all uniquely identifiable from age 16....could be wrong.
(NI= National Insurance Number.....you only get one!)
Lose £10.00 out of the till and you're on a written warning. Lose hundreds of millions of pounds of Tax payers money on schemes to punish the poor, you get a pat on the back a 'gold plated' pension and a Peerage. I've said it before, he doesn't want to be remembered for being a failure, he wants to be remembered for being a 'Bastard' he don't give a fuck about the cost (its not coming out of his pocket) just so long as the last entry on his CV of life doesn't read 'Failure' cos up to now that's all he's been.
(icon for him, and the DWP)
I know what you mean Mr Harvey, its a real pain in the backside so just do what i do and write them down on a piece of paper then refer to that piece of paper when you need to. To provide an extra layer of security, you could write them down in a pad (paper one not Apple) and put the pad in your trouser pocket thus "Air-Gapping" your collection of passwords from any potential Hacker.......this advice is 'No Charge' to you Sir.
...Can you imagine the combined noise of all those 2 stroke engines buzzing overhead morning, noon and night?...be a fuckin nightmare...although you might be able to sue Amazon for giving you Tinnitus...i'm off to buy shares in Hard Hats, Ear Defenders and Noise Cancelling Headphones.......and Air rifles.
As Spock said; "There are two possibilities".
#1: You are very young, Spoonsinger.
#2: You are a recent arrival to this Septic Isle.
For the record, "JAZZ-SHOTS" only appeared in "British Porn" when Tim Berners Lee freed us from the clutches of David Sullivan and his "JAZZ-FREE" empire....God bless you Sir Tim.
Thank you asdf, for a moment i thought i was a man alone but NO it seems there are
others who are not as beguiled by Cucumber as the masses of the Reg are.
For the record: over pronounciating your vow'els is NOT acting, but the by product
of slick marketing for the 'Dummed Down Generation'......i mean.....it ended with a fist
fight.....a...fist...fight!!! The original Wrath ended with the birth of the Genesis Planet
and the Death of Spock.....a fist fight.....Matt Berry would have made a better Khan
than Cucumber....just imagine that...Matt Berry saying the line "I AM KHAN".
Cucumber is just another RADA ROBOT.
BLASPHEMY!!! Darryl, BLASPHEMY i say...look the fact of the matter is this....
....Cucumber cannot act...i'm always aware, whenever i watch him, that i'm
watching an ACTOR, ACTING, not a CHARACTER being portrayed by an
ACTOR, and if you're going to remake any kind of filmic 'Scared cow' you
should stop and think twice... The Fog, The Thing, King Kong all 'Rebooted'
and didn't improve on the originals in any way....and who the hell does Peter
Jackson think he his? How dare he remake King Kong.........anyway...er...oh yeah
Barry chuckle is a better Actor than Cucumber....so there...
...Does Benedict Cucumber do a decent Aussie accent?...because his ' Ethnic' one
in the "Wrath of Khan" debacle ( Khan was a Middle Easterner, wasn't he?) was none
existent as was his skin tone....or was he playing Sebastian Khan the Old Etonian
megalomaniac from cricklewood?.....just cannot believe they shat on the original.
Hi, both yourself, Mr Jefe and Mr Anon, make excellent points, which i can't really
argue with. This is an enormous amount of cash to fritter away on an advertising
campaign and my comment was no more than an idle dream....on reflection
maybe if they donated all that money, as it seems they are eager to part with it, to
the victims of the Typhoon disaster in the Philippines then they would get the
Global publicity they covet without any of it ending up in the offshore Bank accounts
of Advertising exec's....although, this is probably just an idle dream too.
No, No, No...i read the piece again and its about the possible birth place of
"Buddha". And the only icon, of this mythical being, that i've seen is a big
fat bloke sat on his arse! Now i don't care if its "The Buddha", MC Buddha, or
Bread and Buddha, as he, she, it didn't EXIST at any point in time or space.
I can see that you were attempting to ' Enlighten' me and for that i give you
an upvote, maybe one day you will be as ' enlightened' as me....in the meantime
always check the icon as it will let you know that i'm just being playful.
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