558 posts • joined 14 Jun 2012
But no Comfort Blunket :(
Re: enemy of Straw
I joined the NUS, back in the day, not because i was a politcally motivated individual but because if you joined up you could rent the Table Tennis bats for 'half price' in the rec room at break time...i'm still that shallow.
Re: I fear the Terrists...
Yes, and i shall remember you Brent as the Man who took the AWE (OR) out of the Terrorists.
Well done sir, and take that ISIS!
Re: Dog House Rules
Indeed there are a lot of impressive Canines out there, Harry Redknapps for one. Did you know that his Bulldog (Rosie) runs all his financials? Even opened an account for him at a Bank in Monaco! His other Bulldog (Buster) is a partner in a group of solictors in the City of London.
IF ONLY I WAS AS BRAVE IN REAL LIFE...
...as i am sat here typing away in a comments section.....i'd be a fucking superstar.
NO, NO, COME ON NOW, BE FAIR.
I think its only right and proper that in a 21st Century Britain a disabled person, like Mr Blunket should have the right to be able to be a Total Fucking Cunt like any 'able bodied' person can.
It's not the dark ages anymore is it?
Re: ANY DAY NOW MARK IS GOING TO BECOME A CULT
Now that's how you do cynical boys and girls...have an upvote:)
ANY DAY NOW MARK IS GOING TO BECOME A CULT
A real CULT....anytime soon now.
Re: Isn't this the premise of..
Some old SCI-FI i would like to see remade would be Soylent Green and Logans Run....i'm thinking Bruce Willis for the lead in Soylent and Benedict Cucumber for Logans.
ICON: I like the first Terminator too.
Re: Fancy that!
"You're only supposed to blow up the bloody singularity!"...is what Caine would've said if i'd written his lines.
ICON: The James Cameron personal development tool.
Can i suggest...
...that after watching 'Interstellar' you then 'cleanse your palate' with a viewing of Disneys 'The Black Hole'....either that or 'Spaceballs', its up to you.
TIME GENTLEMEN PLEASE.
Y'know since Signal Intelligence is so drunk on power.....wonder what the spouses of the operatives who work in these Government Departments (on the Tax Payers tit) think about their significant others day job of delivering a Police State for the New World Order....wonder if they're proud of them? Wonder if their children are?
Re: If only
and expenses fiddling & speaking with a forked tongue.
Re: Don't like Christopher Nolan films.
I didn't downvote you Getifa, that wasn't me, ok?
Don't like Christopher Nolan films.
Cinematic Snake Oil salesman who can't direct Action Films.
( Don't downvote, it's just my opinion )
Re: New Man At The Top (same old wank)
My post (above) started out on page 1. Thanks to all the 'piggy-backers' its been pushed down to the bottom of page 2! I just hope you're pleased with yourselves you gits!
FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY
I wonder what kind of porn the lads from GCHQ like to watch....bet they like 'Hot Triangulation Action'?
If anyone from signals intelligence is reading this....
...the consensus, so far, is for you lot to fuck off........any chance?
New Man At The Top (same old wank)
"Give me more money, give me more power, give me more control, give me and my little satanic helpers a 'get out of jail free card' when we break the law. Do this and we will keep you in control of the huddled masses and help you fuck them up if they DARE to speak out against you"
Didn't read the speech, but was it something like that?
ICON: i'm even boring myself with all of this.
What a pity...
...i mean, Bale has only got 2 expressions: BLANK & STARTLED...would've been perfect really.
Re: Religious Icons
ITS AN APPLE STORY...
...So release those Midweek Trolls!!
Re: (And I really think Thatcher and Putin are similar)
Yes, they don't take shit from no one.
Re: Promoting somomy?
What to, Rear Admiral?
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Doing that quite a lot these days aren't ya.
MISSION TO MARS
From your photos i think it would be wise for NASA or whoever plans a manned mission to the 'Red Planet' to have a 'Comedian' on board to keep everyones spirits up during the one way trip to oblivion, as the crew will probably end up doing spacewalks without their helmets, if that's going to be their 24/7 habitat on their one way journey......oh yes, and lots of Valium.
Re: The title should be "Against a Dark Background"
Or, "Space Jism".
Re: The title should be "Against a Dark Background"
Or, "Blackpool Illuminations"
From that self satified look on its face...
...i think he just ate Thumper.........bastard!
DON'T BE SO VAIN DEAR!
Look, its actually stopped and posed for the Photographer!
ICON: Penguins are the natural enemy of Vampire Deers
Cucumber, pushing the edge of his acting envelope.
How on Earth will he manage to pull off an authentic posh boy accent?
Work those Vow-Ells baby, WORK THEM!!!
Re: Game of Thrones,
I must be getting old as i normally don't flinch when it comes to on-screen violence, but having plowed through the season 3 boxset (rented from local library) i have to say its like the televisual equivalent of death by a thousand cuts. It just seemed to be one form of cruelty after another perpetrated by characters, who i just can't connect with or care about on any level what so ever.
I just don't understand its appeal?
Re: Insurance Premiums...
What, not even a boat?
Sorry, ICON 4 me.
Re: Black Box
down voted for asking a question, wow.
Was the aircraft fitted with a flight recorder? If not, why?
I suppose, the scenes where Wosniak solders things to a circuit board will be funnier now?
From your photo:
It would seem that that the bods at NASA have switched on the crashed vehicles hazzard warning lights...how considerate.
The Apple Fanbois are Revolting....
Looks like the Astronauts on the station are going to have to start cutting up their spacesuits into small pieces, as their entire supply of toilet rolls just went up in that blast.
"BIDDY, BIDDY, BIDDY, The grout is in aisle three"
...If it looks and sounds like Twiki then the humans can go fuck themselves.
Not ZOMBIES but SLAVES.
Re: Its a tablet
Did El Reg try and bend one?
You must have been tempted?
Bring back Tungsten filaments...
...i miss the old 40 watters....and CRT tellies
...Yes i have, its Monday!
Old Knobbley. Old Knobbley...
...so good you used it twice. Old Knobbley, Old knobbley its very,very nice.
Re: GAME OF THRONES MAN?
Oh.......the bloke who was in charge of the 'Rendition Flight' at the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises?
GAME OF THRONES MAN?
Which one is it? Is it the 'Altitudinally Disadvantaged' one?
Misread "sativa shares"...
...thought it read 'Saliva shares'......considering the transmission path!
Icon for me...
I don't think there's anything to worry about..
..i mean, the AI on Red Dwarf was harmless enough.
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