328 posts • joined 14 Jun 2012
WHERE THERES MUCK THERES BRASS
Instead of POO, Gary can now shit out £20 notes into his Off Shore Tax Haven....HATE HIM....
"BEWARE ROMULAN'S BEARING GIFTS"
Thats all i'm going to say...
Obi-Wan: "is it a fast ship?"
Han Solo: "Fast ship!...you mean you've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?"
Obi-Wan: "Yes i have....i've heard its a fuckin death trap!...and that it made the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs".
Han Solo: "Erm"......
"Lights, camera"...."ACTION"....."ARRRRGGG, my f**king toe"
It is funny though.
Re: NEVER MIND HAN SOLO, WHAT ABOUT LUKE SKYWALKERS HEAD!!!
No...sorry lads i'm just not convinced...even my mam said at the time (1980) that it was a different bloke playing him.
Re: They managed to finish Gladiator after Oliver Reed died
If they can Matte Olly Reads head on to a double then maybe they could matte Star Wars Episode 4, 'A New Hope' on to Star Wars Episode 7's final cut, thus ensuring total sucess at the box office?
NEVER MIND HAN SOLO, WHAT ABOUT LUKE SKYWALKERS HEAD!!!
What the flip happened inbetween Star Wars (Ep4) and Empire (Ep5)? I sware to god that Mark Hamill was the recipient of the world first face transplant....its two different blokes, surely?
From your photo.
It seems that the saucer is being maintained by a brace of "Fishmongers'!
Re: RENDITION n. surrender; translation; performance.
To the person who "Down Voted" me....is it 'Collins English Gem Dictionary' (1974) or my interpretation of the word "RENDITION" that you've got the problem with?
Hasn't happened yet because they don't want to "Martyr" him. Usual proceedure is to destroy your targets name/character first, to get public opinion on your side, then "Off" him....what a fuckin world!!!
RENDITION n. surrender; translation; performance.
I'm old-skool. Not 'RENDITION' but' KIDNAP & ABDUCTION'.
"NASA gives particularly huge flares"
Obesity, it seems, is even a problem for Astronauts!
GCHQ is "Dissing" Google...
Re: F × S = k
I'm getting FriSK.
Don't get it?
If G Lucas couldn't make a decent one after Empire, then why bother making any more? That is all i have to say on this subject.
You don't often see perfectly clean glass surfaces in a War Zone.
Re: BACK TO THE FUTURE, PT 2
You're right, i forgot about that. Have an upvote.
BACK TO THE FUTURE, PT 2
Would've had a completely different tone to the movie if, at the beginning, Doc Brown dropped his drawers got his cock out and emptied the steaming contents of his Bladder into his "Mr Fusion" fuel cell.
Did you know...
...that there is a law in Monaco that states that no one can shout the word "TAXMAN" in a Cinema or Theatre in case the ensuing stampede to get away causes the loss of Human life?
As part of the Turing Test instead of a Q&A, how about an interrogation scenario?
To pass the test the AI would have to be able to adopt a criminal persona and be able to lie to an interrogator. The AI would have to be able to display the characteristics of stress, which humans suffer in these situations. This could then be measured by voice stress analysis. This then could be compared to an identical Human to Human interrogation to see if the "Spikes" are similar.
Re: So much to do, so little time...
"Chest Masters", was that before or after the "Bullworker"...sounds very 70's
"a load of cock"
Is that an Imperial or Metric measurement
A Nobel prize might be a long way off yet, but i'm sure a "Lifetime Achievement Award For Comedy" is a lock!
"he installed a chip in his arm"
So basically he's just like Robocop now.
...did he do some "moonlighting" as a Ewok in Return of the Jedi.
"The Guardian has performed a Reverse Ferret"
Even Tom Daley can't perform that one!
...All they need to do now is recruit 100,000 Orcs, and Middle Earth is theirs for the taking!
i wouldn't have suspended him...
...i would've given him tenure.
Re: What Apple needs is someone...
"a charm of Magpies"...That's lovely. I like the way that the white feathers at the end of their wings makes it look as though they're all wearing Posh Gloves. At least that's what they remind me of when i'm sighting them at the end of my twelve bore! Funny innit the things that go through your head.
...Kevin Spacey? His stint at The Old Vic is winding down...coincidence??
What Apple needs is someone...
...who can communicate their love for all things shiny...how about a Magpie?
Re: DIRTY BOMB!!!
The clue is in the title,,,you don't have to kill or maim anyone, the panic generated by the phrase "Dirty Bomb" will cause Economic and Financial carnage, which is much better.
Would make an excellent "Delivery System"....with a better operator, obviously.
"we got a Black Hawk down, we got a Black hawk down!"
What a twat.
If only we could give you a "upvote" El Reg.
You deserve one for that Headline.
"You lookin at me?"
4 years for stealing George w Bush's Nipples...silly boy.
Re: "From the country that gave you"...
So, Mr A.C and Mr Godfrey seem to think that a publicity stunt is more important than poverty? And i thought i was shallow!
Re: "From the country that gave you"...
Brazil should be prioritising and sorting out its Real-World problems rather than its Virtual ones.
"From the country that gave you"...
...Favelas, Police Death Squads and Nuts...
Steps back in amazement!
TalkTalk still going!!!
I've got a cunning plan...
...i've got some old tin cans and sting lying around. If i spray them silver and paint a big letter "i" on them i think i'll probably be in with a chance to blag the cash!
"95 floors in 5 SECONDS"
When the cable snaps.
Reminds me of her, only reason i watched Ground Force...does that sound shallow?
Re: yeah, well
"Space Chunks", are they the same as the Pineapple variety?
IF YOU LOOK VERY VERY CLOSELY YOU WILL SEE...
...that it is in fact the ghost of Steve Irwin and not Nessie.
...i mean, with the amount of Bullshit that comes out of that company, they're never going to hit Zero emissions, ever!
The CRASHING ON THE MOON bit...
...they did that with the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, couldn't risk it falling back to Earth and landing in someones back garden.....my eyes are OPEN!!!!
...that it hasn't took more pictures of Donkeys....they still have them on Blackpool sands, don't they?
That is all.