522 posts • joined 14 Jun 2012
From your photo:
It would seem that that the bods at NASA have switched on the crashed vehicles hazzard warning lights...how considerate.
The Apple Fanbois are Revolting....
Looks like the Astronauts on the station are going to have to start cutting up their spacesuits into small pieces, as their entire supply of toilet rolls just went up in that blast.
"BIDDY, BIDDY, BIDDY, The grout is in aisle three"
...If it looks and sounds like Twiki then the humans can go fuck themselves.
Not ZOMBIES but SLAVES.
Re: Its a tablet
Did El Reg try and bend one?
You must have been tempted?
Bring back Tungsten filaments...
...i miss the old 40 watters....and CRT tellies
...Yes i have, its Monday!
Old Knobbley. Old Knobbley...
...so good you used it twice. Old Knobbley, Old knobbley its very,very nice.
Re: GAME OF THRONES MAN?
Oh.......the bloke who was in charge of the 'Rendition Flight' at the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises?
GAME OF THRONES MAN?
Which one is it? Is it the 'Altitudinally Disadvantaged' one?
Misread "sativa shares"...
...thought it read 'Saliva shares'......considering the transmission path!
Icon for me...
I don't think there's anything to worry about..
..i mean, the AI on Red Dwarf was harmless enough.
HOW DARE YOU!!
I will blame Bono, because he invented the internet........so there!
Re: And on November 28th....
you're wrong. All the best boardroom decisions are made on chairs that 'swivel'. No swivel, no deal!
From such little pips do mighty apple trees grow.
No concrete on the Moon..
..On one of them you can just about hear the Director say "cut!"
Re: your 9 step guide...
...very pithy Mr Nichols.....have a thumbs up:)
£250 quid for a pen or...
...99p for a pack of 20 black ink ballpoints from Poundstretchers...no contest!
Re: New name needed.
'playful Trolls'........any chance of a 'playfull Troll' icon El Reg....Boris Johnsons head maybe?
Re: Legislation gets abused in 3...2....1.....
Nice one Alan, nice one.
Re: Baldy, Baldy, Bastard...
Not sarcasm, but pure unadulterated 'contempt' for these fuckheads....thanks for the heads up though.
Baldy, Baldy, Bastard...
...Do you fuck Chickens Chris? i think you do.
There really must be a god....
...one wrist for me Casio and one wrist for me Smartwatch....proof beyond doubt that the almighty does exist and has thought this through.
Re: Aaand in other news
Looked into that a few weeks ago....you wouldn't believe the cost and hoop jumping you have to do to self-terminate at that place....i thought you just rocked up to the clinic and that was that, but no! you've actually got to JOIN Digintas by paying a 'sub'!!.......i'll stick with my original plan of a very tall building and a very hard pavement. Even in my most darkest moments, i'm still a tight-wad.
Collins English Gem Dictionary (1973)
anonymous a. nameless. esp. without an author's name.
Maybe the Advertising Standards Authority should be contacted over this as it doesn't do what it says on the tin!
The Whisper CEO said that his company was "built on the values of honesty and transparency" and added "we always strive to do right by our users."
I'm not a user but if you're going to offer an anonymous service it will impact on your bottom line if you fuck your customers in the ass.
Assistant: "DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR.....
...DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR!"
Doctor: "What you want BITCH?"
In my version the role of the 'Doctor' is played by JayZ.
Re: So, basically
Don't you mean, 'COMMAND CENTRE!!!!!'
Will you please set fire to yourself.........thats it.
BACK OF THE NET!
Nice one el Reg................can we have a 'Football' icon now please? creep. creep.
"get your ass to mars"
from your photo it reminds me of a moody Black & white shot of some litter on Blackpool sands.
Foxconn exec on iPhone 6: You're BENDING it WRONG!!
To do it right just put it on the edge of a curb and twat it with your Doc Martins!....Sorted!
Mr Terry (call me Tezza) Gou.
Grip. Outercasing. Underneath.
"ISS, WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE PROBLEM, OVER?"
"Huston, this is ISS, the Russians won't get out of the BEAM and they've got their shoes on....its not fair, we were supposed to take turns...over".
"ISS this is Huston.....are you crying, over?"
£2.50: Wilkinsons...........$150,000.00 Northrop Grumman.
"Inflatables in spaaace"
They've had 'inflatables' in space since the start of the Apollo programme, Buzz Aldrins was called Dorris!........can get quite lonely up there.
Instead of paying a private contractor to deliver the 'Blow up craft' to the Space Station, simply fill the inflatable with Helium and float it up to the Astronauts...
Could it be Siris tone and accent thats the problem here?
Perhaps a more soothing and 'Neutral' voice would be less distracting, like the platoon sergeant out of 'Full Metal Jacket'?
Belt & Braces
Its about getting retrospective laws passed to keep the plod and the gangsters running this country, out of gaol.....in other words 'Covering Their Arses'.
5 STAR LUXURY
They're really pampering those Orcs, aren't they.
Re: I like crisps Think of the Pig Filth as 'Chuck Yeager'
Fair comment Matt.....how do you feel about the Police's role in all of this, as that was the main point of the story?
Think of the Pig Filth as 'Chuck Yeager'
All they're doin is 'Pushing the Envelope' of what is possible.
The Honorable Members of Parliament could stop this if they wanted to.
It seems to me that Mr Trolls Outing, and his gang, are trying to get their Christmas Box early this year. If they want to wage a war on 'Cybercrime' they're going to have to use their 'Digital Truncheons' on their own security services and Police forces first, before they start kicking down at the rest of us!..............what's on your hard drive Trolly?
I wonder, does the botcop have a compartment in which is stored 'a throw down piece'. just in case its not a 'Righteous Kill'......Beep, he-had-a-gun, beep.
YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT THE MOST COMMON 'TRAPPAGE'
would have been Pubes! I think this 'hairs on head getting trapped' business is yet another cover up. Its all gone to cock since Mr Jobs died.
From your photos..
..the sun appears to have a face! Although tilted to one side it looks as though its saying "Oi" or it is in a great deal of pain. Thank you for the nightmares.
....about all the Levi's, Atari VCS2600 games consoles and Dire Straits albums they'll be able to buy with that lot!
Re: The Photo...
Did El Reg commission 'Banksy' to do the Redacting? If not then someone on your staff has a very promising future in world of art.
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