456 posts • joined 14 Jun 2012
Called this the other day, some of you scoffed, but i fuckin called it........YESSSSSSS.
'3 Thumbs Down'.......oh, i see where i went wrong there......he doesn't have a soul does he? Thanks for that correction.
There's already a 'Grand Canyon Glacier' on this planet......its currently scything its way through Iain Duncan Smiths Soul!
NO, THEY CAN'T DO THIS!!!
They've gone and cooked Bill's NINES!!!!
Dr M Hfuhruhurr.
..for the guy in the photo shaking the invisible mans hand.
Re: Anon Cow
Well if fish can smell magets on the end of a fishing line then it must mean that all marine creatures can smell magets in barrels or not. Just common sense really. I personally don't like magets, horrible, wriggling things....yuk!
Have you thought of applying for the position of 'Poet Laureate'? I ask because your use of the English language is excruciaingly good!
As far as 'Patting' Taxes is concerned, if they're moving i wouldn't recommend it as you could cause harm to yourself or someone else. Best to 'Pat' them when they are stationary and only after asking the drivers permission.......lets play safe.
For the sakes of Apple and the Irish Government....
...can't we all just blame this on Bono and have done with it?
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!
Well, plan A, B, C & D have all been tried.......this might just work!
YOU CAN HAVE MY 'FIRST BORN'
He's a feckless, bone idle waster....free WI FI sounds like a fair swap to me!
The Stephen Fry Asthetic...
...Is this phone gorgeous?
If yes then vote 'UP'
If no vote 'DOWN'
WHO DOES THIS BLOKE THINK HE IS??
For the full authentic experience...
...he should selotape a 2p piece to the top of it.
Re: But under the new copyright rules
I smell a Test Case in the Courts comming up!
Did Amstrad have this problem?
WINDOWS 'Millenium Falcon Edition'.........sorry, i saw the word Millenium
In keeping with current events...
...Windows 'BENDY'..........y'know the Apple phone thing...oh yeah Windows 'GRANNY SMITHS'
or Windows 'OAP EDITION' (for all the 'Silver Surfers' out there).
Windows 'TURBO'.....oh wait a minute, Windows 'DRAGON PUNCH'...no, hang on, Windows 'BRUCE LEE'.....tut.....Windows 'GALAXY'........Windows 'BUY ONE GET ONE FREE'.
I'm struggling now........Er...Windows.......'JIHAD, MEDIA CENTRE EDITION'?........Windows 'LICKER'? Anyway, i'll look forward to downloading a corrupted copy of it (complete with key) from 'Pirate Ass' or whatever its called.....ooh just thought of another, Windows 'DEATH STAR'
Re: After "Windows"
"BACKDOORS", i think?.......Microsoft always leaves them ajar!
Re: Windows Ukulele?
or Windows 'COOL' or Windows 'SNAZZY' or Windows 'DARK WEB' or Windows '180' or Windows 'SEXY BEAST' or Windows 'ELITE' or Windows 'MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB' or Windows 'LINUX' or Windows 'ONE' or Windows 'LOHAN' or Windows 'ROONEY' or Windows 'EPIC' or Windows 'SWEET' or Windows 'IRRELEVANT' or Windows 'THE DOGS BOLLOCKS' or Windows 'NSA, FBI MEDIA EDITION' or Windows 'PANIC' or Windows 'GLOCK9' or Windows 'ZERO' or Windows 'LABIA' or Windows 'JITTERY SHAREHOLDERS' or Windows 'LOL' or Windows 'PATCHED TO PERFECTION EDITION'.........got to be one of those...right?
Does this Lab have a 'Backpocket' simulator, or a machine that can replicate peoples arses accurately from 9 to 20 stone in weight? Maybe Apple could use this as an opportunity to sell us some iJeans or iCords with specially redesigned backpockets that not only protect this and future models from BENDING, but also charge the devices through static generated by the iNylon lining?
Tut.....do i have to do everything for you Apple?
Although you (The Reg) might not agree with this persons comments, i'm sure you would defend their right to say them......Free Speech? Tim's been talking about this kind of thing today.
Sorry about this...
...it would seem he attempted to SKIPPY the screening process!
TOM CRUISE ?
Where would Scientology fit into this film.....apparently that's a Religion now!
AHEAD OF THE CURVE
Maybe they're priming us for iPhone 7? From what i've seen recently screens that can be rolled up or bent into all kinds of shapes are just around the corner.
Wonder how many Emergency Tree Planting Projects will have to be put into effect to capture the Carbon coming out of that?
Who are you?.....the C.P? (Comments Police) I have an alibi Officers, i was just being appreciative of the cleverness of the wordplay. Would like to deploy your tasers now?
Sung it in my head...
....it works!......Have an icon for an upvote.
GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER all love CENSORSHIP. The Russian Government doesn't need to get heavy, all they've got to do is just bribe them with 30 pieces of silver (no taxes) and problem solved.....in fact all that Putin would have to do, where Google is concerned, is to offer messrs Page, Brin & Schmidt a discount on aviation fuel for their private jets....they'll be purring like Her Majesty.
Thought it was the football that Beckham sky'd in the 2004 Euro's against Portugal, come to rest....too small though....wonder if NASA is tracking it as harmful debris?
They think its all over...
....i wonder if they'll use these at major sporting events, like the World Cup?....might be a bit of a distraction in a Penalty Shootout!..............no 'Footbally' type icon?....tut.
The OLD METHODS are the best.
Perhaps all Employers should invest in a 'Ducking Stool'? Would be more accurate than the FBI.
Astronomy or Astrology........which is the most pointless?
I shouldn't laugh...
Oh go on then.
Is that the American name for 'Space Dust'? Dunno about 'downing' a helecopter but it certainly 'downed' my pet Hamster when i fed him some.........you should've seen the look on his little face!
....that is all.
Cheating YANK BASTARDS
How the hell is that ORANGE thing a paper plane? What are the Guiness 'SPECS' for this record to be valid?....NO, NO, NO a paper plane should be made from a single sheet of A4. In my head this record does not stand......what's next...steroids????
....when this case is done and dusted, perhaps Google could then face formal charges for reading our PRIVATE emails!!!!!
They should've worn 'prosthetics' just like the 'Banksy' character does....no law against prosthetics is there?.....or, or, all dress up as Spiderman or Batman....no law against wearing 'Fancy Dress' costumes is there?.......just didn't think it through did they.
Have they conducted this type of testing at Norton?
Are Norton, Kaspersky, Bullguard, F-Secure etc, detecting any of these nasties?
So now they've taken to corrupting the disabled for their dastardly schemes.......a new low?
So does that mean that....
...GCHQ is an 'Equal Opportunities' employer? Reminds me a bit of that Bruce Willis film Mercury.....something?
Before anything can happen......CONCRETE!!!!!!!........thats why no Moon Landings!!!!!!
How do you 'Carbon-Offset' a Volcano?
Its not so much a science anymore, as a religion. Instead of facts its all about belief.
As far as Google is concerned the 'END OF THE WORLD' Dollar is a good Dollar to go for.
Re: Would this mean that...
Dear Crazy op's Guy,
Just basing my concerns on the Google/Facebook model, whereby if you use their services to upload original works, photos, videos etc...they then become the property of those American companies.
As regards not trusting the British...im in complete agreement with you...just think if Churchill hadn't kept the computer inovations of Mr A Turing and Bletchley Park a secret we might be 25yrs+ further into the future than where we are now. By now we should be on Playstation 7.
Re: Would this mean that...
U571......Pearl Harbour.....keep downvoting.
Re: trolls, trolls, trolls, please.
That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
The 'Jack Boot' is on the other foot now!
Nice to see the Germans getting a taste of pain from a Right-Wing Dictatorship (sorry)....Free Market Economy.
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