202 posts • joined Thursday 14th June 2012 13:13 GMT
Re: People shouldnt be above the law
Particularly those who don't use Apostrophes.
From the main photograph...
...i'm trying to figure out which one of the chips contains the NSA's backdoor?...a sign of the times i suppose.
Just a tarted-up Broomhandled Mauser...
...and it don't even fire live rounds anymore.
Not DRONES just Radio Controlled Pests...
...Can you imagine the combined noise of all those 2 stroke engines buzzing overhead morning, noon and night?...be a fuckin nightmare...although you might be able to sue Amazon for giving you Tinnitus...i'm off to buy shares in Hard Hats, Ear Defenders and Noise Cancelling Headphones.......and Air rifles.
....or maybe something more Rugged like the Brass one that Lee Marvin wore in Cat Ballou?
Dear "The Register"
Have an upvote for that headline.
Re: usually finished off with a full on facial!
As Spock said; "There are two possibilities".
#1: You are very young, Spoonsinger.
#2: You are a recent arrival to this Septic Isle.
For the record, "JAZZ-SHOTS" only appeared in "British Porn" when Tim Berners Lee freed us from the clutches of David Sullivan and his "JAZZ-FREE" empire....God bless you Sir Tim.
Re: For those not familiar with Max Hardcore
"Bad Scoutmaster"......hilarious, have an upvote.
If there's a POWER SPIKE...
....you could end up with Leslie Ash's "Trout-Pout".....mind you it would probably take quite a few MEGA WATTS before you had to reach for the Fuse Box!
The bunker needs a catchy nickname....how about....
And remember...a GOO-GIRL isn't just for Christmas...
...with a bit of luck, she'll let you bang her tits off for the rest of the year as well...
Just GOOGLED, GOO-GIRLS into GOOGLE....
....Nearly broke the bleedin internet.
Call me cynical but...
...instead of Amazon, maybe the MP's have shares in John Lewis and Harvey Nick's and are looking to top up their own Xmas boxes?
Thank you Velv, your calculations will now ensure that i slumber peacefully tonight......have an upvote.
Bit of a moot point really....
....considering that we haven't set foot on the Moon yet......wake me up when that happens will you? I wouldn't want to miss that.
....So....er......Microsoft beat ....Microsoft......Go Microsoft!!
Re: Haven't seen it, so could someone tell me....
Thank you asdf, for a moment i thought i was a man alone but NO it seems there are
others who are not as beguiled by Cucumber as the masses of the Reg are.
For the record: over pronounciating your vow'els is NOT acting, but the by product
of slick marketing for the 'Dummed Down Generation'......i mean.....it ended with a fist
fight.....a...fist...fight!!! The original Wrath ended with the birth of the Genesis Planet
and the Death of Spock.....a fist fight.....Matt Berry would have made a better Khan
than Cucumber....just imagine that...Matt Berry saying the line "I AM KHAN".
Cucumber is just another RADA ROBOT.
Re: Couldn't they just spend the 14 billion Dollars on.
Hi, both yourself, Mr Jefe and Mr Anon, make excellent points, which i can't really
argue with. This is an enormous amount of cash to fritter away on an advertising
campaign and my comment was no more than an idle dream....on reflection
maybe if they donated all that money, as it seems they are eager to part with it, to
the victims of the Typhoon disaster in the Philippines then they would get the
Global publicity they covet without any of it ending up in the offshore Bank accounts
of Advertising exec's....although, this is probably just an idle dream too.
...When the waiter arrived with the $50m BILL the US Government didn't
pay up instead the American Tax payer did....probably been done deliberately
this by the military chiefs so that their Private Contractor friends can have an
early Christmas Box.
Re: Haven't seen it, so could someone tell me....
BLASPHEMY!!! Darryl, BLASPHEMY i say...look the fact of the matter is this....
....Cucumber cannot act...i'm always aware, whenever i watch him, that i'm
watching an ACTOR, ACTING, not a CHARACTER being portrayed by an
ACTOR, and if you're going to remake any kind of filmic 'Scared cow' you
should stop and think twice... The Fog, The Thing, King Kong all 'Rebooted'
and didn't improve on the originals in any way....and who the hell does Peter
Jackson think he his? How dare he remake King Kong.........anyway...er...oh yeah
Barry chuckle is a better Actor than Cucumber....so there...
Haven't seen it, so could someone tell me....
...Does Benedict Cucumber do a decent Aussie accent?...because his ' Ethnic' one
in the "Wrath of Khan" debacle ( Khan was a Middle Easterner, wasn't he?) was none
existent as was his skin tone....or was he playing Sebastian Khan the Old Etonian
megalomaniac from cricklewood?.....just cannot believe they shat on the original.
Couldn't they just spend the 14 billion Dollars on.
...knocking up their own Operating System and binning Android (Google).
Really would like to see someone chop the legs of these American
"Middlemen"...so to speak.....maybe ARM has got one tucked away?
Dear Mr Pain,
These are the sorts of Headlines that made Britain Great, top dog, A#0ne.
my punctuation on the other hand, leaves a lot to be desired....as does my
spelling. So get with the program Yank and enjoy the Special Relationship
we Brits have with inuendo....innuendo....think thats ho u spell it.
They've been a victim of.....
And cue Cheech Marin's monologue.....
...you know....the one from Dusk Till Dawn...the Bard would've been proud.
Re: old news?
Have an Upvote yourself Sir or Madam, for showing such splendid taste
in my snack of choice....in fact Upvotes all round i say.
Re: old news?
Thanks for the prompt reply, never posted anonymously before...have an upvote.
Very entertaining to read.
Re: old news?
Off Topic for a mo, where the hell have The Reg hidden the icon you're using....
....given you an Upvote as a bribe.
Re: pizza, energy drink and Tinie Tempah
Surely you mean "The Heimlich Maneuver"?
Re: What's an EXE?
Not SNAFU but "FUBAR".
"seahorses are vicious slurping killers"
Re: "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK".........well, nearly.
No, No, No...i read the piece again and its about the possible birth place of
"Buddha". And the only icon, of this mythical being, that i've seen is a big
fat bloke sat on his arse! Now i don't care if its "The Buddha", MC Buddha, or
Bread and Buddha, as he, she, it didn't EXIST at any point in time or space.
I can see that you were attempting to ' Enlighten' me and for that i give you
an upvote, maybe one day you will be as ' enlightened' as me....in the meantime
always check the icon as it will let you know that i'm just being playful.
"RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK".........well, nearly.
Did they happen to find loads of big Arse Prints in the ground nearby? cos
he/her/it was a Chunky Monkey wasn't he/her/it?
"POTATOS, DENIM JEANS AND STATE OF ART, ATARI VCS 2600"
They've also sent up a consignment of APPLE products to see how
the GLUE reacts in ZERO G.
"KILO-MACH SONIC BOOM PROBED IN FIREBALL"
Ryu and Guile haven't been fighting again, have they?
HEALTH & SAFETY
I hope that there is adequate ventilation in those factories considering
the amount of GLUE Apple now use's in its products.
" I SAY TURING"...
...they've taken the Enigma Machine to Isengard to Isengard to Isengard
to Isengard they've taken the Enigma Machine to Isengard, Is-en-gard.
...so i guess this is just a MooOOOOOOT point?
All you really need is a bloke in a white vest...
...couldn't they just sit everyone down and screen Die Hard 4.0 then
let them go home early?.....oh yeah....how 'Carbon Neutral' will these
war games be?.....what about Graphene could Graphene help in this
Position for 'food taster' has just opened up...
Del Boy had better be careful as he might end up tucking in to
a Polonium Butty.........go on..........eat it..........it won't hurt you.
Well funk me...
An actual "Feel good" story on the Reg...Humans 1, Aliens 0...yippee.
"There are 11 million undocumented people living in this country"...
"And once they've got their paperwork then they're mine...miNE...MINE!!!!"
Surely the excessive noise problem could be cured with the "Wonder"
substance, "Graphene"......on its way now......anytime soon......hmm....
"Graphene" must be stuck in a traffic jam somewhere.....anyway where
were we.....oh yes!...GLUE!...now what type of glue would you need to
stick an Owl on to a rotor blade.....maybe Apple could answer this?
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