* Posts by Niri

4 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jul 2012

ROBONAUT to find feet after Monday ISS supply mission

Niri

Wouldn't it be great if...

...the astronauts said "We're switching it on now..." *click, whirrrrr...* "Aaaahhh, it's attacking! Oh god she's dead! There's blood everywhere! Houston, we-gaaak!!"

You know, as a practical joke. :-)

Anons torn over naming 'n' shaming of 17yo's gang-rape suspects

Niri

Do it

Name them, shame them, then hang them by their testicles from a tree in south america, then cover them with sugar water and let the fire ants have at it.

Arctic ice shrinks to ‘smallest in satellite era’ - NASA

Niri
Trollface

Clearly...

...they need to stop observing the ice with satellites. This is what's making it shrink.

Microsoft pops preview of 'biggest, most ambitious' Office yet

Niri

Forget it

Apart from the very slow internet speeds here in good ol' NZ, if MS wants me to store anything online then Steve Ballmer can go fuck himself with Bill Gate's dessicated corpse.

MS have no understanding of security - anyone using this system might as well just copy their stuff onto an open, virus-riddled, pus-filled server.