* Posts by BigAndos

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App Store ratings mess: What do we like? Sigh, we dunno – fanbois

BigAndos
Trollface

I love how the comments section for any article related to either Apple or Android immediately degenerates into a fandroid vs fanboi flame war. I have an iPhone and a nexus 7. I like both of them, they are both well engineered and easy to use pieces of kit. Am I allowed to make comments on these articles?

Facebook Frankenphoto morgue will store your cold, dead selfies FOREVER

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Amazing... all this expertise and effort being thrown at solving the problem of, as the headline says, storing old photos on Facebook! All so we can upload an unlimited amount of junk and FB can keep selling access to us to advertisers? Couldn't we divert some of these engineering minds to something slightly more useful like, I don't know, renewable energy?

No icon as I can't find one for "prematurely miserable old git"

Valve shows Linux love with SteamOS for gamers

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Consoles become commodity hardware?

I've always been frustrated with the grass is always greener problem when choosing a console. Two generations, I bought an Xbox. Then I decided the PS2 had better games so bought one of those. Then I bought a Wii! I'm better at not wasting all my money these days so I've resolved the problem by not buying consoles anymore.

If Steam play this right and get the major studios on board then consoles may become commodity hardware. That would remove the dilemma for indecisive types like me. Nintendo, for example, would be well advised to refocus on developing games rather than hardware given disappointing Wii U sales. Sure it is a massive leap from where we are today, but I for one would be very excited about a well supported hardware neutral console gaming platform.

Circling the RIM: BB10 becomes chamber of horrors for BlackBerry

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Usability innit

I had a Blackberry from 2008 until 2011, an 8900 I think it was. When I first got it (from work) I thought it was quite a nice piece of kit. I cancelled the personal phone I had at the time and loved it.

Then Blackberry app world came along. "Brilliant!" I thought. But then, every time apps needed updating you had to update them one at a time. Each individual update required rebooting the device, which for a hard reboot took several minutes. That mean if you had 10 apps installed the best part of an hour could be wasted!

Then there were all the issues which required me to pull the battery out and do a hard reboot, e.g. menu items disappearing or text becoming corrupted. Even a replacement device didn't resolve those.

To be fair, this was a few years ago so it was an older version of BB OS (can't remember which). However, my girlfriend has a BB7 device and still has a lot of similar problems. When I tried out my friend's iPhone 4 I was blown away by the comparative ease of use and stability. I bought one and haven't looked back, although I accept Android has caught up or even overtaken iOS!

The moral of the story is, if Blackberry had put more effort into usability and stability with earlier versions of BB OS they possibly wouldn't have lost me as a customer. And, I assume, many other people too!

No luck at all for BlackBerry as Messenger apps launch stalls

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How exactly will releasing BBM on android and iOS make them money? It might shore up BBM user numbers but I always say this as a service to help sell Blackberry phones as I don't believe it is directly monetised? Don't they have more pressing concerns - i.e. getting people to buy their handsets?

PEAK APP: After 2013, you'll NEVER again install as many – Gartner

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Didn't they say we'd all be using Windows Mobile by now?

Apple iOS 7 remote wipe: Can it defeat the evil scrumper scourge?

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New Standard Mugging Demand

"Give me your wallet, phone and iCloud password or else!"

It's Grand Theft Auto 5 day: Any of you kids remember GTA the First?

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Oh yeah I did the same, I played the death out of that demo until I was eventually able to go buy it myself when I turned 18! I still have the disk at home, might have to fire it up this evening. I still remember being almost overwhelmed with the amount of freedom.

Even in the newer ones like san andreas, I still tend to spend most of my time exploring and playing around rather than doing the missions.

Chap unrolls 'USB condom' to protect against viruses

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This would be useful for me at work. We have encryption on our machines that will automatically encrypt any drive plugged into the USB ports. Hence I can't charge my iPhone from USB as the internal disk would get encrypted and unusable, a few people have had phones bricked from doing this. This would save me having to carry my mains charger with me!

Google Nexus 7 2013: Fondledroids, THE 7-inch slab has arrived

BigAndos

Just got mine...

Pretty happy with it in general. Setting it up was a piece of cake, far easier than an early android tablet I owned and gave up on a few years ago (Viewsonic Gtablet). It runs like greased lightning and the screen is spectacular. It is very satisfying to use, quick and responsive.

In bad points, I struggle with the touchscreen occasionally but that could just be because I'm not used to the tablet form factor yet. I've also had a couple of crashes in chrome. Once it started updating Chrome unbidden while I was surfing the web and it just booted me out back to the homescreen with no warning. I also tried to post this review from it and Chrome crashed when I hit submit! Also, still not the same range of tablet specific apps that iOS has but this will improve.

All in all, for over £100 less than an iPad mini it really is hard to argue with. I just hope the stability and touch screen issues are temporary!

LinkedIn looks at bank account, thinks: We'll raise one Instagram*

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I'm a consultant and I actually find Linked in very useful. It is a good way to keep in touch with clients after I move on, and to research people I'm going to meet for the first time. I have also had quite a few job opportunities on there, some maybe even genuine!

Thought the PC market couldn't get any worse? HAH! Think again

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Re: But with the advent of touch ... we will see a rebound in traditional notebooks

Yeah! Everytime El Reg publish a review of a new laptop with (groan) a 1366 x 768 screen scores of us comment bemoaning it, same on any tech review site. Surely manufacturers don't need a market research genius to point this out?

Microsoft Xbox One to be powered by ginormous system-on-chip

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Reminds me a bit of the logic chip in the Acorn Electron mentioned in the retrospective article last week. Funny how things go round again in tech, bit like how virtualisation and the cloud have brought "dumb client"/Server models back into fashion.

Loads of mis-sold PPI, but WHO will claim? This man's paid to find out

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Really Interesting Case Study

This is a really interesting case study, more articles like this please!

Acorn’s would-be ZX Spectrum killer, the Electron, is 30

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Happy

A good few years after the Electron, my primary school replaced its BBC Micro with a couple of Acorn Archimedes machines. I have very happy memories of sneakily loading the Lander demo every time the teacher's back was turned.

Holiday HELL: Pourquoi, monsieur, why is there no merdique Wi-Fi here?

BigAndos

It always annoys me how complicated it is to pay for wifi, I'd obviously prefer if it was free but at least make it simple to sign up and pay for it. I'm reluctant about giving out my personal information given the number of security breaches we see these days, especially if is to a wifi provider I haven't heard of.

What about simpler options like pay by SMS where the only personal details it would need is a mobile number to send a verification text? Even The Cloud wants personal information from you despite it being free.

(Although, PROTIP: The Cloud doesn't need you to confirm the email or details you supply. As it is owned by BSkyB I signed up as Rupert Murdoch).

Steady as she goes at Three, no unseemly dash to be Four

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I moved from Three to Vodafone a while ago as I can got a discount through my old company. However, Vodafone have been terrible value for money. Their network is horrendously overloaded throughout London and they are really stingy with bandwidth caps. I get 500MB a month on a £36 a month contract! As soon as it comes up I think I'll go back to Three. The other operators seem to regard data as an inconvenience.

Who's who: 12th Doctor has been chosen, will meet you on Sunday night

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Re: rather it be kept a secret until the actual regeneration.

Yeah definitely. It would have been a much more dramatic episode if it took us unawares!

Moto X: It's listening to you. But can voice control finally take off?

BigAndos

Re: battery life

I suspect the constant monitoring of orientation must take its toll. All to provide some only slightly useful features. Nothing battery draining with the "swipe up on the lock screen to open the camera" gesture on iOS for example.

No more top three comments below story? :(

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FAIL

Re: No more top three comments below story? :(

Yeah I came here to say that. I almost missed the link to the comments all together as I assumed the story I was reading was one of those with no comments board!

Wii U sales plunge: Nintendo hopes Mario and Zelda will shift some kit

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What about moving into mobile games?

Maybe Nintendo should follow the Sega route and give up on hardware. I could see a huge market for DS quality games on iOS or Android. I would happily pay £15 for something the quality of Professor Layton, Pokemon or Advance Wars on my phone.

I rarely play on my DS anymore as I can never be bothered to carry it around, so a 3DS never appealed to me. I enjoyed my Wii for a while, but got a bit bored of the limited types of games being promoted so a Wii U never appealed either.

Microsoft Surface sales numbers revealed as SHOCKINGLY HIDEOUS

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I kind of want a surface pro...

Ever since I saw this Penny Arcade comic:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/07/10

If only they weren't so expensive!

Sony and Panasonic plan 300GB Blu-Ray replacement for 2015

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Cheaper Downloads Please

For me, this would be a complete non-story if only film & tv downloads were more competitively priced. I would switch to buying films online and give up on disks altogether, but iTunes still charge way too much for downloads and I haven't found a good alternative! It can be £25 for a series when you can buy the dvd boxset for £10 or less online.

Netflix has a lot of stuff but not everything, but I don't like the idea of not owning content in case they go bankrupt etc. Blinkbox seems worth looking at for a wider range of new content, but when you can buy a film on a physical disk outright for £5 in Tesco it is hard to justify paying rental fees. They also don't seem to be economical if you want to watch a long TV series.

Apple KILLER decloaked? Google lovingly unboxes Nexus 7 Android 4.3 slablette

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Re: Note to laptop manufacturers...

Amen! I've got a Dell Latitude E6320 and yes it has the same old 1366 x 768 line display these laptops have had for donkey's years. I normally work on customer site so am stuck on this piddly little display only able to see half a page of a word doc at a time unless I zoom out to unreadable proportions. The few times I'm back at base and can dock it to two 19 inch monitors is blissful, I swear my productivity trebles.

I have an Asus Zenbook at home which has a 1600x900 display. That is much more like it but 900 isn't *quite* enough. I wish manufacturers would start competing on resolution, they would probably kickstart stagnant or shrinking sales.

Articles with no comments

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Maybe they're just experimenting to try and get the forum more active? Marketing types are big on "communities" these days after all...

Spotify strikes back at Radiohead - but artists are still angry

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Re: Another thought...

Not to mention a free account has a limit on number of plays of any given song. You'd have to pay for a number of premium accounts to really generate any income, and even then the returns would be dwarfed by the subscription fees!

Linux 3.11 to be known as 'Linux for Workgroups'

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Re: Autoexec.bat & Config.sys

You're right there! I recently got hit by nostalgia and decided to spend a spare evening setting up a Windows 3.11 installation in Virtual Box. I managed to install DOS and then 3.11, then came time to set up the peripherals. I installed the CD rom driver from a virtual floppy disc image, added to config.sys and autoexec.bat and then rebooted. It loads the driver and then hangs on the MSDOS screen!

Whatever else Windows 7 or 8 may have problems with, at least they (more or less) sorted out driver installation!

Seven snazzy smartphones for seven sorts of shoppers

BigAndos

Yeah, somehow I doubt that if "money is too tight to mention" then a £239 phone will be at the top of the priority list.

Investors: Oh Samsung. You need to smash those records HARDER

BigAndos

I love how the market whips itself up into an orgy of over-excitement and expectation, and then it is Samsung who has to pay the price when they are brought back down to reality...

take Apple's ridiculously overvalued share price at one point as a prime example. Despite being an very successful company with an incredibly healthy balance sheet, Wall Street just expects more and more so pumps up expectations.

Win 8 man Sinofsky's 'retirement' deal: $14m shares, oath of silence

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Only if it takes up 2GB of RAM while doing so!

BigAndos

I would like to personally volunteer my services to Microsoft . I will be happy to completely balls-up Windows 9, but I will only charge $12,000,000. I think this represents exceptional value for money. Some of my ideas include:

- A new "button roulette" replacing the start button. Enjoy a 1 in 20 chance pressing start will format your hard disk, adding a little excitment to your work day.

- Increase the alignment between the desktop and mobile sides of the OS by supporting a maximum monitor size of 10 inches

- Make it so that every 10th keystroke has to be entered via touchscreen. Not using a "touch-enabled" device? Better get on board quick!

O2 and Capita finally ink £1.2bn outsourcing deal

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NPower's are the worst, if I ring during the evening it cheerfully announces an average wait of over 40 minutes!

Anyway, back on topic. Surely this is the end of O2 providing any semblance of customer service? They aren't know as Cr*pita for nothing...

PC decline whacks 2013 IT spending projections

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Re: Haswell the ghost

Yes! I recently went back to "build my own" for this very reason. I want a machine with a decent amount of ram and a discrete graphics card. Amazing how few pc makers will offer you these options without bolting on a load of fluff like a garish case and bloatware. Or, of course, charging the Earth for it!

Galaxy S4 phondleslab selling like lukewarm cakes, analysts reckon

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Smartphones heading towards PC territory?

Is this the beginning of smartphones reaching "feature maturity" like PC's have? This is my clumsy term for the fact that PC's reached a state a few years ago where the hardware could handle everything the average user wants to do so upgrading gives minimal value.

I have an iPhone 4S, I would like to replace it with a Galaxy S4 or HTC One when the contract runs out. However, if I'm brutally honest the 4S does everything I could possibly want out of a Smartphone so think I'll switch to a sim only plan and wait a while. A bigger screen would be nice, and so would better battery life but not worth shelling out hundreds for a new phone.

BigAndos

Re: Quality

My Samsung TV is five years old and going strong. My previous TV was also Samsung and that one lasted 18 years! My Samsung blu-ray player a bit flaky though. It will periodically turn itself off and on for no reason, and a couple of times the interface has changed itself to Korean which can only be resolved with a good old "power cycle". I think any manufacturer has good days and bad days!

Gartner magicians conjure technological TUBE MAP

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Don't worry, I'm sure Gartner are way ahead of you on that! And yours for only £2500 + VAT

Smart TVs riddled with DUMB security holes

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Re: main issue with smart TVs

I bought a Samsung "smart" blu-ray player last year and they have already deprecated the Netflix app, one of the main reasons I chose that model. Samsung blame Netflix, Netflix blame Samsung. Back to plugging in my laptop it is then!

Asus boasts of Haswell fondleslab threesome to get Acer hot under collar

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"Phablet"

Can we please all agree to not accept "phablet" as a term? Thank you.

Vodafone set to splurge £2.5 MEELLION a DAY building 4G network

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Just 3G and decent data allowances would be nice

Try using Vodafone's 3G network anywhere in central london during the working week! I'm normally lucky if I can load a mobile optimised web page. I would be perfectly happy with 3G for mobile use if they sorted out the backhaul in congested areas. Also, they are exceedingly stingy with data allowances (probably as a consequence of limited capacity). Fix those first please!

Hey, Teflon Ballmer. Look, isn't it time? You know, time to quit?

BigAndos

Re: Windows

I predict a calm, considered and insightful comment that cautiously praises Ballmer.

All aboard the patch wagon! Next stop: Microsoft, Adobe, Mozilla

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Adobe Reader

It staggers me how many security holes pop up in Adobe Reader. It has one function: Display PDFs on the screen and maybe print them if you want to. If Adobe stripped away all the bloat they surround it with then would most of those disappear?

(PS - I know alternatives like Foxit exist. If only my company's IT department would let us install them...)

Murdoch hate sparks mass bitchin', rapid evacuation from O2, BE

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O2, great service but terrible speed. BT actually not that bad!

I was with O2 for three years. The connect was steady as a rock, the support team was great but the speed... I was lucky to get 2.5M in the evening. This in central London less than half a mile from the exchange. I was sad to leave them, but when I could barely stream SD iPlayer and HD was an impossible dream I decided to move on. I would definitely be leaving now from what I've heard about Sky's service.

Slight digression, but after O2 I signed up for BT infinity... and haven't looked back. I actually get the advertised speed of 40M which I don't think has ever happened with any provider. The connection has been very stable over a year at two different addresses.

Not all rosy however, BT's customer services are a confusing mess. It took them three attempts to place my home move order - on the final attempt I had to speak to four different people but they did give me three months free service to apologise for making such a meal of it!

Will customers buy into Oracle's modern-day mainframes?

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Re: My two cents

Tony Stark's lab has a rack of Exalytics servers in the corner, in fact I think Jarvis even cheerfully annouces "The Oracle Cloud has finished analysis" at one point.

Review: Samsung Galaxy S4

BigAndos

Re: I really get tired of this bemoaning 'evolution instead of revolution'

I agree. I think my iPhone 4S does everything I could ever reasonably need of a smart phone. However, I would just like better battery life and network reception. Those kind of features are now the differentiator for me, I may well jump the fence to Samsung when my contract is up.

Apple designer Sir Jony Ive holding up iOS 7 development: Report

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Re: It's really not that urgent (I don't think)

I agree, the mail and calendar apps fulfill their basic purposes just fine. The main thing I'd like to see is an active standby screen. Instead of just notifications and the time, it would be good to pin things like train departures and transport status so you can check them out easily!

SimCity 3000

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I always really liked SimCity 3000, except for the fact that whatever machine I've tried it on it always crashes periodically. The new SimCity sounds like bit of a pain. I'm hoping a crack appears at some point - then I would actually buy it!

Vodafone cash supply choked as Europe tightens pursestrings

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Re: Decaying infrastructure

Same here, I've worked in several locations across central london over the past five years: Southwark, Canary wharf and Bank. In each place I get a decent Vodafone 3G signal (3+ bars) but the data speed is so slow it is unusable. It magically picks up early in the morning or late in the evening, so yes skimping on capacity like mad!

I don't like the fact they try and push you into a buying their suresignal box when you complain about dodgy reception in area, essentially trying to get you to pay to locally upgrade their network for them! I get no signal (nothing at all, never mind slow data) at my girlfriend's house which is in zone 2 for crying out loud.

I also don't like the fact that when my phone got stolen, they took the opportunity to halve my data allowance to 500MB when I bought a replacement phone for the same contract price.

What a Liberty: Virgin Media in buyout talks with telecoms giant

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Re: I'm confused.

The fact their share price jumped suggests Liberty want to buy Virgin. The share price of the target is always the one that jumps since only the selling shareholders are likely to immediately profit from a deal.

BigAndos

Re: Yeah, terrible service ...

Yeah I remember when I signed up with VM in 2008, my equipment came but they forgot to put the smart card in. I called up their unhelpfuldesk and the smart card not being in the box clearly wasn't in the script so the agent acused me of lying, told me to look properly and said he'd call me back. He never called back so I had to call again the next day.

Once I actually had a replacement card, and they provisioned it (which inexplicably took 5 days) the service was very good. The connection was a solid 10MB/sec and never dipped unless I broke their "traffic management policy". They just need some better trained call centre staff and (dare I say it) to invest in cabling new areas.

Samsung: Never mind Steve Jobs, let's snap off a piece of stylus biz

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Joke

Humbug!

User interfaces reached their peak in the early 80s with the Datel lightpen on ZX Spectrum.

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