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173 posts • joined Saturday 9th June 2012 16:23 GMT

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Terminator

I have detailed files

This has got to be a LOT better than Salvation, even with his old ass lumbering around. I'm smelling prequel.

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Re: Ironically Google Chrome and some Google sites... starting to not play so nice

So it's not just me.

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Maybe the water down in Bavaria is still good, where I lived we were warned not to drink out of the tap because of the mercury levels, so I don't know what all this purity clap-trap is all about.

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Linux

Re: 140 laptops onboard

Bear in mind that the ISS is cobbled together from bits and pieces from around the world, and she's getting a little long in the tooth. After the Linux install, they'll be taking some of those laptops out for spacewalks.

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Childcatcher

Oh boy.

Lucas pretty much tanked the movies with the prequels, now Disney wants to make sure it's good and buried with EA. There is a great disturbance in the Force.

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Trollface

More than one way to skin a cat I guess...

In the US Army we'd call that "a technique". Not that it's the best fix in the world (tape? c'mon now), but if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

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Titanic

They're just rearranging the deck chairs at this point. The band will keep playing to keep people calm, but it's going to sink.

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Sounds legit.

The people of Provo (which is not in fact a small city) will benefit from the presence of Google in the long run, despite the cost of having to maintain what they've already built.

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Fire sale

Can't wait. When the price drops to 200 bucks USD, I'll be buying one just for shits and giggles.

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Linux

Junk.

For that price in the states I could buy something that I could upgrade the memory, with far more storage, and have money left over. In fact, I could buy two. I appreciate what Dell is trying to do, but this just rebranded (as in unsold) laptops that they couldn't give away, and I don't care that it's an i7. Not at that price, your mileage may vary.

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Poster boy for capitol punishment

The US Army should reinstate hanging just for him. He's not even worth the bullets of a firing squad.

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Re: Well done on catching up with Chrome!

I was thinking the same along the same lines. There's this fantastic little tab on the thingy that allows people to surf the interwebs 'incognito', and lo and behold, there's actually a keyboard shortcut (shidt+cntl+n). Imagine that?

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Pint

Very funny. Some commentard is going to come in and flame this later, and that will make it even funnier.

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Childcatcher

Re: Surprisingly, This Is Serious:

I'll wager that you yell at kids to get off your lawn as well. Or shake your fist at the weather.

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Pint

Good for them

Cheers, and keep up the good work.

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Some of the smarter folks in the middle east have realized that sooner or later, the oil is not going to flow, but what do they have is an infinite supply of sun. Steep up front costs to shake out the bugs? Yeah. The technology will catch up.

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Re: Wanna bet...

Sucker bet.

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RE: spring cleaning?

See, that's what I call optimism; It's not a glitch, it's a feature!

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Re: Who's going to drive you home....

Who's gonna pick you up, when you fall?

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Re: US spelling...

I guess when the UK can send a Mars rover, you can spell things however you like.

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Trollface

How quaint.

Roaming charges. The Brits are worried about the French. It's like the 19th century with cell phones.

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Pint

Funny

For all the people that claim not to use facebook, they sure are quick to read and comment on an article about it. Don't like it, don't use it, pretty simple.

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C'mon, this is Seattle

What are they going to do? Post up nasty blogs about people wearing the glasses? Please.

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Re: Easy to answer

"Linus Torvalds has effectively proven by demonstration that just because you build a better mousetrap, it does NOT mean the world will beat a path to your door."

This is true. I love my Linux machine, worked as soon as I downloaded it 2 years ago. But there's no money in giving away good product.

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pressure hammered = turned off and on again repeatedly until it works

That's what I said.

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I wonder...

How long were they flailing about in the control center until "that guy" walked in and just rebooted the system.

Followed with: There, I fixed it!

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Black Helicopters

The terrorists need new cash flow.

Now that Bin Laden is sleeping with the fishes, I suspect that they are in dire need of a new revenue stream.

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There's a term for that

A non-doctrinal term used in the US Army applies: Getting Jiggy With It.

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Linux

So many choices...

I settled on Xubuntu after Kubuntu, and a failed attempt at Ubuntu, as I have a rather older computer. So far, I have no complaints, other than the seemingly unending stream of updates, but that's not always a bad thing. There was a learning curve switching over from XP, but nothing unmanageable.

I'd really like to try out Mint on my wife's lower-spec laptop after reading all the comments. Making a convert out of her will probably be more difficult though...

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Nicely done! Nice story.

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No one charges for an operating system

That's an amazing observation. So computers run on Rainbows, Unicorns, Glitter and Sunshine that no one pays for?

What fantasy world do you live in Asay? Did all of your precious Apple products come with an unpaid for OS? Nope, you paid top dollar. Maybe if you buy the new iPad, they'll let you take a ride on that ugly-ass yacht.

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So The Onion was right!

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Irony

The same people that are eviscerating a movie that has yet to be made are the same folks that will pony up the dough to go see it in the theater, just to tell everyone how hard it sucks.

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Those poor people

First Godzilla now this?

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Re: Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.*

Please enlighten the unwashed masses as to what you do when the Cloud provider is down for routine maintenance. Go to your in-house back-ups? Paying twice for the same redundancy is lunacy, and for a small to mid-size business is just bleeding money. Peddle your snake oil elsewhere, I'll stick to things that I actually have control over.

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Re: Pearls before swine, Matt?

Keep your precious digits in the cloud. When you can't access them, go to your back-ups, which is what the cloud is for. Paying for the same thing twice is idiotic, and I further suspect you're selling the same snake oil as the author.

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Re: Launches court case to close site.

I just checked it, it's down due to high traffic. Mission Accomplished!

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Curious...

I can't wait until the Dutch Army comes to try to collect those taxes.

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This is a first

Waited until the end to promote Apple. Maybe they'll swoop in and fix this cloud thingy? The CLOUD is snake oil, and if Apple goes whole hog into it, that will just be the official stamp that it isn't a real solution. Go cash your fucking check, because you must be one of their paid shills.

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This is shocking.

I thought they were using smog to camouflage their troops. Oh dear.

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Really Symantec?

The hue and cry from the likes of you? Bitch please.

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Re: Apple did not invent mobile computing, nor even make it real.

The author might be misinformed. The US Army was using mobile devices in the late '90's before any of the iCrapple devices saturated/polluted the market.

They ran on Linux.

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Holmes

Too little too late?

To me it seems that the market is already saturated with tablets that work, and don't need an MS brand on the OS to sell the product. I'm sure at some point in time the folks in the headshed at MS thought that if they wait for the technology to catch up with their OS, they'd be printing money, but that doesn't seem to have happened, and the window of opportunity has all but closed.

Good for them for offering an alternative, that's the nature of business, but a wag of of the finger at them for trying to jump on the bandwagon long after it's gone.

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They don't have anything better to do?

People scoffed at the Wright brothers too.

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25,000 Glocks

Great, so the officers and senior NCO's that will likely never have to pull pistol will be issued them, and the poor joes on the ground will have to use the old equipment. Brilliant plan. No wonder this god-awful war has been going on for so long.

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Trollface

ROTM indeed.

I LOL'd.

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Re: Did I miss the part

No, that's in the lawsuit chapter.

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Re: The benefits still outweigh the negative...if only clear lenses are used.

Teabagger or Paultard... Hard to tell the difference anymore. You lost the election, get over it.

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Re: This is how Greenpeace want EVERYONE to live.

You could probably invert your tinfoil hat to create some type of solar collector.

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