* Posts by Ledswinger

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Larry Ellison's Brit consortium in 'advanced talks' to buy Aston Villa

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Aston Villa don't have much talent, but they've also made a series of spectacularly bad managerial choices.

Surely Larry's well suited? Clearly knows nothing about the beautiful game, and buys a run down club in an area best described as an urban shit hole.

On the positive side, I suppose he can park his super-yacht in Gas Street Basin, kick his way through the drifts of spent hippy crack cylinders on Holiday Street as he walks down to New Street Station, and pick up a WMPTE number 7 bus to Villa Park. So it's pretty convenient.

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Mitsubishi 'fesses up: We lied in fuel tests to make our cars look great

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Re: Energy in = energy out

And I don't think the Napier Delic is that fuel efficient, just very light and compact for the power.

In which case my Deltic engined car will outperform your Mirlees, as well as being a lot smaller. And it will sound far more impressive.

I think VW have also demonstrated that drivers don't give a hoot about emissions or efficiency.

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Re: Energy in = energy out

The last Mirlees straight 12 I worked on (300kW) was 2.5m high and 4 metres long with a 6 ton flywheel. I guess you could put a wheel on each corner but the compressed air starter might be a tad difficult

You're barking up the wrong tree with a slow spinning straight 12. Any right thinking person will immediately know that the answer is to fold the engine up a bit. We could have opposed stroke pistons, and then wrap them in a triangle with three crankshafts......I'll get my coat, its the anorak.

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Re: Only 10%?

My last 3 cars, lab mpg Vs real life mpg

2007 Octy VRS TFSI - 35.7 / 38

2010 Honda Accord - 2.2d - 45 / 52

2015 Mazda 3 2.2d - 70 / 53

How the mighty are fallen!

Incidentally, my new 2016 Octy 1.4 TSi claims 53, I can get 52 in everyday driving, so the Skoda consumption figures still appear achievable.

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Re: Self Testing

I can assure you both that "independent" labs will produce the results the paymaster requires. I base this on experience many years ago concerning the homologation process for the products of a world famous automotive group by a world famous engineering laboratory.

If the state wants things tested, then it should commission the tests and pay the bill. Given the billions most states rake in from automotive taxation, a few hundred million on objective testing wouldn't break the bank.

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Kent Police handed domestic abuse victim's data to alleged abuser – a Kent cop

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Re: Fine? What fine?

That may well change when the GDPR comes in of course.

Only for the private sector, and "expendable" public sector bodies.

You can be sure the UK government to write a law that uses the GDPR exemption clauses to keep its own bureaucracy immune. Small time public sector (local authorities, NHS) probably will still be hit, but people like the police will hide behind a blanket exemption, as will all aspects of Snooper's Charter, and every aspect of Civil Service malfeasance.

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HTC 10: Is this the Droid you're looking for?

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Re: Meh

If it works well enough to give directions while driving and make you go "Awww!" over a baby sloth video that's good enough.

Only if you're aiming at the commodity market, where there's little money to be made. HTC are specifically positioning this phone to contend with other high end handsets, and it needs something distinctive. Being nice to hold is now partly commoditised. High res displays and cameras are commoditised. Like them or not, the S7 is distinctive, the G5 is distinctive, and IOS is distinctive. What's on offer here that would persuade you or me to pay the fat end of £600? Possibly nothing because by the sound of it we're both skinflints, but for a price insensitive early adopter, what's here for them? There's no show off factor, and absent that this won't achieve much for HTC because nobody will buy it?

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How innocent people 'of no security interest' are mere keystrokes away in UK's spy databases

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Re: I know I'm suppose to be outraged by this BUT...

And seriously, some of the tinfoil hat wearing in this thread is beyond ridiculous.

Why? A few short years ago you'd probably have been happy to believe that there was no vast data-scooping by SIS. Snowden put an end to that happy belief. But since then the revelations have continued to come. But still some people think that this is OK, that the increasing loss of their privacy is an acceptable cost for some perceived "protection".

Give it a couple of years, and the the e-call system will be added to the abused data list. Your every motoring movement permanently recorded for the perusal of government, and probably visible in real time. Add in ACPO's ambitions on facial recognition and even if you're on foot and without your phone, then you'll be tracked and recorded by CCTV. The Bank of England's chief economist has called for an end to cash. Smart meters and Internet of Tat will be funneling even more data in GCHQ's vast scoop over the next few years. With the extremists of government wanting backdoors and breakable encryption, it won't be a case that government could know everything about you, it will be the case that they will know everything about you.

How much do you trust GCHQ in their official capacity? How much do you trust their staff? How much do you trust the lying halfwits of Westminster, their business mates, or (in their official capacity) all other government departments, local government, and government agencies like HMRC? I don't trust any of them as far as I could throw the lot of them.

But if you think that's a tinfoil hat belief, at least you're (currently) free to hold whatever opinion you want

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Intel told Irish council all was well just before 12k job cuts announced

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Re: Why does this always come as a surprise to politicians?

When it comes to promises about keeping jobs and factorys, companies should be assumed ot be lying

Listed companies are obliged by law to release "price sensitive" information to the markets in a controlled manner, and as specified by the listing rules for the exchanges the company trades on. Had Intel let on to the Irish council that the plant was either doomed or guaranteed a safe future, they'd be in breach of the listing rules, and potentially face legal action shareholders and fines by regulators.

If anybody asks what is going on before a big announcement, be they a shareholder, customer, employee or local government, they'll not get a straight answer. The only exception is where you have a statutory works council who may be entitled to pre-decision consultation, but even they will have to operate under absolute secrecy.

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Intel literally decimates workforce: 12,000 will be axed, CFO shifts to sales

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Re: Profits over a billion and they cut staff?

You have to wonder what is really going on.

Do you? They enjoy clear technology and market leadership in many of their product lines, but there's storm clouds on the horizon (global economy, increasingly "good enough" technologies, rise of mobile tech where they're relatively weak). As a shareholder owned corporation, it makes sense to plan and execute cuts now, rather than wait for things to become difficult. It's the job of government to run make-work schemes, not companies (well, unless you're somebody like Crapita in the UK, or Haliburton in the US).

It is of course purely coincidental that the executives' bonuses will be fattened up by sacking 12,000 peons, and their rewards further enhanced if the promise of juicy cost cuts makes their stock options worth more.

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5G is looming, but network innovations are needed far more urgently

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Re: TDD is Test Driven Development to me

Thank you for that. But I suspect that the OP was thinking about the whole article, which seemed to me over-burdened with acronyms and jargon at the expense of clarity. I suspect the content is very good, but it seems the author needs a journalist between him and even reasonably interested lay people.

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Hey, Britain! Meet Mr Maxwell, our new National Tech Advisor

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Whoope feckin do, it's not CERN.

Maybe not, but with clueless old Etonians filling the senior ranks of the Tory, where else would they turn?

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Furious customers tear into 123-reg after firm's mass deletion woes

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Re: I can't believe this.

A company could just not be this incompetent. It just doesn't compute in my brain.

Oh it does compute in my brain. But maybe that's because I believe that dark energy and stupidity are one and the same. The very force that appears least organised and most chaotic, most elusive is yet the most prevalent in the universe, and the very thing that holds it altogether. I think a small white cartoon dog beat me to this important theorem, though:

http://dilbert.com/strip/1996-07-21

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Facebook's big trouble in its little world domination plan: China

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And every Facebook user is a willing part of it.

Well, I find half the value of The Register is in the comment sections. And that means that you and I are working for free. It's an outrage!

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I'll back Zuck over Gates on this

if you're dying of diarrhea....then internet access is fairly low down on your list of priorities.

Whilst correct, that ignores the fact that most gastro-intestinal infections are easily preventable with relatively low tech solutions, but a critical barrier is knowledge.

Keeping sewage out of local water supplies is an essentially manual labour task (if you know that you need to do that). Basic water treatment if you have no control over your drinking water quality is essentially low tech, with advice from (eg) Wateraid readily accessible online (again you need to know to look for it). Or if you've got safe drinking water, then there's the issue of knowledge on basic personal hygiene.

The Victorians worked much of this out and solved it with no modern technology. If you give these populations better access to the rest of the world's knowledge, they can find out how to solve many of their own problems, and both their own governments and international agencies can direct knowledge and advice at them.

Zuck's "free internet for the poor" can be challenged on many levels, and I'm no fan of Facebook. But rather than shoot it down for its flaws, why not see it for its opportunities? And lets see the naysayers come up with better, credible, funded plans to give these people access to the remarkable communication tool that the internet is, and to the huge amounts of knowledge and good advice that are linked to it and could improve their lives.

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Web backup biz Monster Cloud monstered after monster price hike

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Re: Another dot com manager @ Pascal M

You have to be a dot com idiot to go tout unlimited anything for a fixed, yearly price and expect to generate profit.

Isn't the same true of their customers? Without doing any maths, anybody capable of rational thought can work out that there's a loss from offering unlimited backup (or is that just "storage") for less than a quid a week.

If something's free (or as near free in this context as makes no difference), you take it only on the basis that either you'll shortly get reamed out when they finally need to make some money, or you expect the "backup" to be as secure and professional as anything else people give away. Or both. Even Google are charging $120 a year for up to 1TB, and that's just storage rather than a formal backup service, so I can guess that Monster Cloud would be losing quite a lot per account per year, and £50 a year unlimited, they would not be financially sustainable. So where do their customers for backup think their data will be when the power company have cut the electricity, the rack host has evicted Monster Cloud, and the creditors have sold the disks to a recycler? Do the whining customers think that contractual rights and consumer law will help them if a provider goes bust?

I'm sorry, but public or private customer, I've no sympathy. Poor, unprofessional tactics by Monster Cloud, but if it looks and sounds too good to be true, that's ALWAYS because it is too good to be true.

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Surprise! Tech giants dominate global tax-dodging list of shame

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Re: Is the register socialist?

How do you pay soldiers, police, firemen, road workers, and so on?

Debt. Do pay attention!

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

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Re: How many Oxfam emloyees use iPhones ?

How many Oxfam emloyees use iPhones ?

I don't know. But I would draw attention to the fact that their CEO's total pay was only around £150k, better than I'm on, but for the CEO of a c£400m a year business that's very modest. Whilst I'm not wholly aligned with Oxfam's agenda, I'll take my hat off to the fact they don't appear to be lining their own pockets. With support costs of 8% of income they're a little bit on the high side (I'd have thought 5-6% was good), but it's not outlandish. Fundraising was another 8%, the balance was on a mix of humanitarian and development, with a modest 5% on campaigning and advocacy.

And that balance on campaigning and advocacy is where the money comes from for this report. Looks to me like Oxfam are actually rather well governed, and spend their money wisely. Whether they merit £190m of government money is another separate question...

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Maybe they have high hopes of getting some of that extra tax money should the government ever get its hands on it.

Probably true. Last year, according to their own annual report 48% of Oxfam revenues were from government. When you look at where they get their public sector money from you understand why they are blathering about the US tax position: They got £46m from the British government, £12m from the Swedish government, £76m from assorted UN and EU quangos, but only £6m from US public sector bodies.

Given the relative size of the economies concerned, the US is an obvious target. Although to give some context, the US Agency for International Development has a $35bn budget, not sure why the colonials would feel the need to give any additional funding to a British charity. And indeed, if our rebellious cousins did get a windfall from US corporations repatriating cash, it would hardly make a dent in the c$600bn government budget deficit forecast for 2016.

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Vaizey: Legal right to internet access, sure. But I'm NOT gonna die on the 10Mbps hill

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Re: Whut??

Well, he's a politician, and like the overwhelming majority of that breed...

Vaizey is special. I work in a sector where he was a junior minster, and the universal opinion of many colleagues far brighter than me was that the boy is an oxygen thief

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BT hauled into Old Bailey after engineer's 7-metre fall broke both his ankles

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Re: More than reported here? @boltar

I did wonder how long it would be before some hanky flapping ponce....

Perhaps you should review my posting history. I think I probably qualify as a libertarian right wing quasi borderline extremist. But unlike you, I have considerable respect for all strata of society. I'm only here to write this because somebody working unsocial hours for a low wage, in a high vis jacket installed and maintains the armco on the central reservation of motorways. And that's the thing that I know about. There's undoubtedly other protective actions I haven't event thought about.

We're a big company. More than E100bn turnover, we held a two minute silence across Europe for the poor beggar that died on our account. Our CEO attended the funeral. You might say what good is all that, the point is that we do care. Morale took a huge hit. All involved were left thinking "what could I have done to stop that?". There's a huge investigation to try and learn every possible lesson.

But you, mate, apparently don't care. As long as your shiney is delivered cheaply, you won't care about the poor beggars many times less fortunate than you who have to produce it. The people who keep this world running cleaning toilets; maintaining armco in the night; preparing food; cleaning sewers, and so forth. Judging you on your expressed opinions, you, boltar, aren't fit to lick dogshit of the soles of everyday people. I thank them, and I want them to be able to do their job safely.

THAT apparently is the difference between you and me. You CUNT.

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Re: More than reported here?

And that sums up the child like mentality of people today who also want to treat everyone else like children.

Not really. It sums up the mentality of people who think that this is a modern, civilised society where employees have every right to be able to go to work and come home in one piece. Your Darwinian approach to safety at work suggests you're commenting from the year 1870.

Perhaps you should go back to reading the Daily Mail, they like a good "elf and safety gawn mad" story?

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Re: More than reported here?

I miss the good old days when personal culpability was the rage and if you acted the idiot and got hurt it was your fault.

You miss the good old days pre-HSE, when we killed about 400 people a year in workplace accidents? That's in my lifetime, I don't miss it.

My employers recently had a workplace fatality. Without going into detail because it will undoubtedly go to court, the deceased was a subcontractor who did things that led directly to their death. But (in my view, and my company's) it isn't acceptable these days to allow people to hurt themselves. If they are determined enough then it is very difficult to stop them - but there should be every detail of training, equipment, due process, planning, supervision in place to avoid accidents (and for that matter to protect employees mental wellbeing). If it is a papercut you might say "meh", but if it is a serious injury or fatality, then there is always more that could have been done - but its now too late.

There's family, friends, colleagues grieving for a young man, probably with minimal educational attainment who was killed whilst simply trying to do a not very well paid job. Is it really OK to say "he brought it upon himself"?

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French thrash Brits, Germans and Portuguese in IT innovation

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You really want to fly in a plane running software developed by French DevOps programmers?

Don't worry, Striking French air traffic controllers will ensure you never get airborne, thus keeping you safe.

Although it does make you wonder who wrote the software that brought down that A400M, and what approach they were using?

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Breaking down more IT technobabble: 'Unified' comms... say what now?

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And why communications need to be "unified" rather than having (e.g.) separate phones, E-mail clients, and IM clients.

I think "UC" refers to customer facing more than the provision of back office technologies (although what the vendors are selling for back office sound very similar to what they tout for front office).

The problem with customer facing comms is that (increasingly) they expect you to have proper multi-channel management, such that a contact that starts as email in response to (eg) a print copy bill can be continued via voice, chat and social media applications, including access to outbound and inbound hard copy communications.

So that's a fully integrated back office technology stack, staff available to cover all of those channels, each member of staff able to see the previous contact and billing history, summaries of previous interactions, any outbound marketing (email, digitised print, possibly even untargeted media), any inbound letters or forms, and history of any self-service interaction. And all tied together with the CRM database and associated applications.

To say that is complex is an understatement, but that's what UC means to me. For large customer facing businesses, this (risky, complex, expensive, resource hungry) development is becoming an expectation - the best customer service providers can do this, and if (eg) you have a bank who can and do this, you start asking why your gas, electricity, water, TV, phone companies can't do the same. You can of course stick your head in the sand and say "not in my company", but then you need a very clearly differentiated proposition that probably offers lower cost in return for having to deal with the company on its own terms. And being cheapest in your industry is rarely a sustainable business strategy.

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Shareholder rage freezes Salesforce boss Marc Benioff's package

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Re: Bless...

Why can't they use normal words like 'ridiculously excessive amount'?

Dunno. A more pressing concern is why they're handing it to a fat balding, unshaven scruff with a mullet. Rather reminiscent of this ------------------------------------------------------------->

If somebody were offering me $33m to do not much I'd dress up smartly and hope I looked the part.

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US bus passenger cracks one off for three hours

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Sometimes, I wonder why I even still come here.

To read and comment on articles that can be summed up as "Man caught wanking on the bus", it would appear?

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'Fart detector' wins Chinese Physics prize

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Why would you blame the dog? If the guff is a ripe, heavy malingerer, combining a basso profundo foundation of sulphur, midtones of brassica, and a fruity finish then I'd be wanting to take credit for my skill.

Likewise there's a simple workman-like pride to be had in one of those dry, acrid guffs. Clearly not the sort of meisterwork referred to above, and usually having very short half lives, but we have to be realistic and accept that not every painting is a Picasso.

Obviously if the effluvium has a meat-free base, a palate centred around butyric acid, and sour throat-irritating top notes, then you know that people will be assuming that the Fartist has some health problems. That's generally not the sort of flump that you'd want to put your name to.

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Daily! Mail! eyes! up! Yahoo!'s news! arm!

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Re: The Mail is making a reasonably healthy profit

Most of the UK "broadsheet" online editions seem to attract a large number of overseas commentards - especially from the USA.

What, like the Reg?

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British booter bandit walks free after pleading guilty to malware sales

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Re: Way too soft a sentence@ raving angry loon

Ah yes, the oft expected "too soft" post. Someone else who doesn't think a magistrate or judge knows what they're doing.

Why do you presume that you know what the OP thinks? The main problem with "soft" sentences is Home Office sentencing guidelines that severely restrict the freedom of judges or magistrates, and is driven primarily by a lack of prison places. That's why a standard "life" imprisonment sentence is fourteen years full tariff and the criminal fuckers get out after six and a half.

In this case, are we to presume that you think the vast disruption this tosspot caused is adequately punished by a few hours picking up litter? And that the sentence will in any way deter other prospective offenders?

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Read America's insane draft crypto-borking law that no one's willing to admit they wrote

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You believe that people actually think there is ANY intelligence in the US Senate, or the other place as well.

I certainly do believe there is a lot of intelligence in both houses. Unfortunately that intelligence is almost exclusively deployed in serving the political and financial elite, at the expense of Main Street. That's why Wall Street got bailed out, is now making mega bucks again, the rich are getting richer, but the ordinary people of the US see a flat-lining economy. Your job just got offshored? Too bad, but look at the bonus the execs get. Your privacy just got cancelled, never mind, the TLAs are happy with more power and bigger budgets.

And so it goes on. Whilst the population vote for the donkey & elephant circus, they vote for the establishment, for the mega rich. Only when you start voting in non-establishment parties who don't represent the elite will this change.

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GCHQ is having problems meeting Osborne's 2020 recruitment target

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Re: Mossad do it right

Only assuming you want a Mossad. Personally I'd rather GCHQ stuck to being a sleepy civil service bureaucracy.

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Three to chop off £3bn of its network in bid to woo EU over O2 merger

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Re: That pledge on prices...

Yup there will always be other deals, it's just a question of timing.

What leads you to this conclusion? The big four/three have vast market share, and several of the largest MVNOs (Talkmobile, Life. Giffgaff, are wholly owned subsidaries of the big players (a blatant attempt to keep market share by making the MVNO market harder to get into?).

If there's just three big players plus their captive MVNOs, then any new entrant will be crushed instantly unless they're so niche that they don't present a threat. Do you not find it strange that in the energy market, where the bunglers of the Competition & Markets Authority maintain there is insufficient competition there are six large companies, two medium to large companies (over 1m customers) and about thirty five other active non-captive suppliers?

Yet in mobile telecoms you think we'll see real competition between three companies? We've already seen the MNO's trying to squeeze out third party retailers. The demise of Phones4U may not be mourned, but the MNOs hate the resellers for creating competition and pushing discounts - what will happen if they have even more control?

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SEC chair blasts Silicon Valley for its hokey valuations

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Re: Here here

Finally, someone with authority that thinks these companies aren't worth nearly what people say.

Count me unimpressed. Mrs Rip Van Winkel may have just woken up and noticed, but there's companies (like Yahoo) that will eventually disappear after more than two decades without ever paying a dividend, and yet they sit on astronomical valuations with no substance. For the lucky ones who have or will sell out and make a profit, there's many more buying into Yahoo in what has to be a straightforward Ponzi scheme.

In addition to not justifying their valuations, Ms White needs to look at all companies who seem to think that the secondary equity market is just a source of free capital that doesn't have to be paid for. Amazon, Googlebet, Ebay, and many others hold this belief, where the shareholders only return is selling to the next mug for a higher price. These same companies are often sitting on mountains of cash, often held offshore, and its often these same people undertaking extreme tax avoidance measures everywhere they operate.

About time the SEC got tough on these companies, but I shan't be holding my breath.

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Gartner: RIP double-digit smartphone growth. 2016 has killed you

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0.6% growth isn't "flat".

Technically yes. For most of the rest of us in the real world it's near enough as makes no difference.

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EE most 'reliable' mobile provider for cities – Ofcom

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I agree, one that works would be good. In my case it persistently over-estimates the strength of voice, 3G and 4G data signals. In theory I can use 3G and 4G indoors and have good voice coverage. but the reality is that I never get a useable high speed data connection, and voice signal quality is at best middling.

And Ofcom could crowdsource the improvement of the map if they let users feedback to them actual user results. Sadly the feedback tool asks if the map is good or bad, but it doesn't ask WHERE (and they specifically ask not to include any identifying or location information).

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Big Blue bloodbath: More IBM staff slashed in Europe, US

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Re: IBM will be fine

They reinvent themselves at need.

That's how HP would present their recent history and glorious future. But the reality is that corporations have a life cycle, and to be successful you do need to reinvent yourself, but you can't pick the winners. That means you need to try lots of things, be agile in spotting what's growing and what's not, know how to manage cash cow businesses whilst growing other smaller operations. GE have over the decades done this very well. Most IT companies haven't remaining one trick ponies, and either fail to come up with new ideas on a timely basis (eg Nokia), come up with great ideas decades before their time and then see others exploit them when they become feasible (Microsoft and tablets), try and pick winners that will quickly scale to the size of an existing dominant core business (IBM, HP, and a million other companies).

There's two related dimensions that appear to be common to these bumbling dinosaurs. The first is the sort of painfully centralised and restrictive decision making that squashes innovation and entrepreneurship. Motorola mobile, Nokia mobile, General Motors all failed mainly for this reason, that good ideas were either squashed, or happened far too slowly. Arguably this is what is killing Microsoft.

The second is where the business centralises its support processes like procurement, HR, finance, IT, etc into a cost-obsessed provider that the commercial units have to use, often mixing third party outsource into a devil's brew. This monopoly provider starts setting out policies that suit it, and ostensibly are about "efficiency". Funnily enough you never hear these internal providers talk about "agility", "flexibility", or "customers". And when you're dealing with a monolithic services provider, the business has to spend too much energy fighting internal battles, it can't recruit people fast enough, or at the right salary, it can't get quotes quickly enough to complete urgent tenders, it is obliged to use cheap suppliers who the operating managers know are not trustworthy, delivering anything through IT takes forever and costs a fortune, etc etc. And as this force-feeding of support services goes on, it sucks the life out of the business. The entrepreneurs move on to less bureaucratic companies, or fail because their energy is sapped in internal battles.

Bringing this back to IBM, I'll wager they (like my own employer) suffer from both of these problems. They aren't going to reinvent their culture (something far harder than it sounds). In the short term they'll do what every other US corp does - share buybacks to boost the price and bolster the executive options, they'll buy other companies and then watch as they squash the life out of it in a few scant years.

The promises of cloud and big data are very ephemeral, and over stated. Where's the value in all of this data other than advertising re-sellers? Take a look at mobile telcos. They have (supposedly) the ultimate goldmine - mobile browsing and content history, even potentially purchasing data, address, credit and payment data on their customers, the plans they signed up for, their loyalty, and their location on a near continuous and real time data. If that is all so valuable, why aren't mobile telcos THE data play? The answer is because not all data has value, and where it does have value that may be depressingly tiny. Cloud services are just a way of outsourcing a few web servers, and a way of warehousing all that low value data, but bit barns are a commodity business.

IBM might want to reinvent itself, but if it does it will truly be the exception rather than the rule.

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Re: @ Lurker Project Solitaire

IBM has been spending $$$$ hiring some senior talent but they aren't enough and its easier and cheaper to add to the staff with recent college grads.

So what you're saying is that old dogs can't learn new tricks, and that (for the first time ever?) colleges are turning out newly minted graduates with the latest skills that business needs?

I call bullshit on that idea. You make some valid points (in particular that you can't just retrain anybody successfully, and that job titles mean little), but this looks like simple cost cutting to boost the share price.

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Courts cry over cunning call-center criminals crafting convincing cons

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Re: Just ask them...

For something identifying YOU. Follow up with a request for date of birth.

Errrr....did you not spot those various data breaches at health insurers, retailers, telcos, and, well, everybody else?

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Bloke coughs to leaking US military aircraft blueprints to China

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Re: After only three years?

After only three years, they ran the spies to ground?

Never mind that, look at the penalty - max five years in chokey. What a fucking laugh. And what about a life sentence for the fuckwit that hire a Chinese national such that they had access to military secrets?

On the plus side, at least it isn't just the UK that has comedy short prison sentences, although I'm surprised to find the Yanks contending for the title of "Least punitive sentencing of the year".

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Glum, depressed ... and addicted to Facebook, Twitter? There's a link, say medical eggheads

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Re: Clinical

but at least most of them can write proper sentences and you know what they mean

..and as a counterweight to that group, we have Amanfrommars.

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Top! tip! for! Yahoo! – 'Fire! your! board! of! directors!'

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Re: Fire everyone

"This thing is cooked. Stick a fork in it."

You'd eat that? Isn't that coprophagy?

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Re: Core business?

Yahoo's core business is "losing money." Throwing nine new directors at it is as likely to make a difference as changing the bridge crew of Titanic after it hit the iceberg.

Starboard aren't stupid, they're gamblers. Yahoo's market cap is over $30bn. If they can make just 3% difference by a revised strategy there's a billion dollar gain to share amongst the deal principals. If that's the nine horsemen, net of $100m expenses, we're talking $100m each for a few months work.

Doesn't really matter about the operating losses, or the employees. This is how the obscenely rich get obscenely richer. Welcome to the world of corporate finance.

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Dodgy software will bork America's F-35 fighters until at least 2019

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Re: Ledswinger A boondoggle through and through and now ejection seats are also a problem?

The removal of Qaddafi left the Libyans with the opportunity to act like a civilised and educated people, and to come together and build a better nation. Instead,.....

Errr....Looking at the bloodstained history of Britain within its own borders, I think you're being a tad judgemental here. As a proportion of population, the English Civil War was one of the most brutal in recorded history. Factor in that "we" has channeled weapons to the insurgents in Libya, wouldn't you agree that the descent into anarchy was both predictable and our fault?

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Re: @Matt Bryant

Wow. I thought you'd gone for good.

Welcome back (or whatever), and if you agree to be polite, I'll agree to be polite?

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Your broadband speeds are up by 6Mbps, boasts UK watchdog Ofcom

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Mmmmm! 150 Mb/s, it's lovely. Rarely goes down, quick to return on the few occasions it does disappear. You should try it. It even heats my house through the warm glow of my own gloating

Bumpkintards will rejoice in the fact that minutes after posting this I was hit with a three hour outage from VM. Followers of Richard Dawkins will see only chance at play here. Personally I see this as the vengeful god of dialup exacting divine retribution.

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You want something to boast about, Beardy? Get your cables lain where it counts and THEN you can start sqwaking.

Well, for me VM's cables are laid where they count. All along the road and into my house, and all the neighbours are on Openreach FTTC.

Mmmmm! 150 Mb/s, it's lovely. Rarely goes down, quick to return on the few occasions it does disappear. You should try it. It even heats my house through the warm glow of my own gloating. Can I send you a few leftover bits in an envelope? Or maybe download you a few grumble pics, print 'em and post 'em......

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Pothole campaigner sprays Surrey street with phallic paintings

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You want to come up north and look at the potholes we have, you can bath your dog in some of them.

You 'ain't no proper northerner if yer bath yer fooking dog. Yers a fooking p**f.

Sorry, that's my tourettes combining with my inner voices.

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US bank fended off 513 trojans last year alone

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Re: Detections - that they know of..

they better recheck their servers for all the Advanced Persistent Threats(APT),

Not really. Half the APTs will be courtesy of US/Israeli, maybe even UK spooks, and Symantec aren't going to blow the whistle on them. And the other half are from hostile state actors who could make Symantec's life very difficult if they so choose.

Symantec probably have a very good idea what's lurking on their servers; whether they build defences against that, and whether they then incorporate that in the code and services they sell, who knows?

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To me that sounds like a nasty yeast infection of the nether regions.

I was thinking that it sounded like the screen name of a star of films for grown-ups. But it has got us both talking, so it is probably a grand name for a PR flunkey.

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