* Posts by Steve I

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Fanboys order 2m iPhone 5s in 24 hours

Steve I

Re: Same old, same old...

For the record: The C64 WAS better than the Specturd* and the Amiga knocked the spots of the Atari STD*. Fact.

*Childish names substituted in an attempt to appear intelectual and growed-up.

Steve I
Meh

Same old, same old...

"Commodor 64 rules!" "No - Spectrum is best!"

"Ha ha! Call the Amiga a computer? Get an Atari ST!"

"SNES forever!" "No way - Master System and Sonic!"

etc etc

Playstation/Dreamcast, PS2/Xbox, Ps3/Xbox 360

All arguments heard in the playground, made by pre-pubescent boys. I doubt that iOS/Android arguments are made by anyone different.

Ding dong, the Ping is dead! Apple brings in Facebook for iTunes

Steve I

""... useless shite into the social network."

Fixed it for you."

It wasn't broken - 'useless shite' can also be content. E.g. " What was the content of that last post?". "Oh, just the usual useless shite".

Steve I
Paris Hilton

Re: The Facebook crowd

"I think it is quite fitting that Apple added Facebook.

They are simply highlighting the intellectual capacity of their users."

Sorry - are Regitards some sort of superior intellectual compared to Facebookers?

iPhone to account for half of US economy by 2030 - projection

Steve I
WTF?

Hmmm, that's interesting...

I've applied the same logic to myself. Taking my current age and height and extrapolating, I'll be 8'6" by the time I'm 70...

Hold the chips: Apple axes Samsung RAM order for iPhone 5

Steve I
Facepalm

Re: AC @ 14:28

"Samsung are way bigger by any sensible measure that's relevant to consumers - e.g., sales. Shares only matter if you're a shareholder, and if you are, you're a shill.

Game over."

What's this - 'phone company Top Trumps' "My comanpy's bigger than yours"

What lesson do you have after playtime?

Judge: Apple not liable for dropped, broken iPhone screens

Steve I

Re: Frackin MORON JUDGE!

Calm down, Barry...

Steve I

Re: Surprise - another US Court that fails to find against Apple...

Literally? That must be inconvenient. How do you decide who's turn it is to use the glass?

Build a bonkers home cinema

Steve I
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I need to upgrade...

My home cinema was (gulp) about £4k back in 2003. Only upgrade is using a PS3 for disc playback instead of an Xbox.

But - as anyone in the know will tell you - a projector in a dark room blows away a TV.

Not bad for gaming, too.

Famous SAS man trousers £1m as e-publishing startup sold to Tesco

Steve I

They're OK...

some noticible better than others. I've read B20, Immediate Action and most of the Nick Stone series, which get a bit samey (except Liberation Day - I think : set partly in Monaco?) which was just dull.

Chris Ryan is a better writer.

Bruce Willis didn't Buy Hard: His girls can't inherit his iTunes

Steve I
Facepalm

Re: Apple Schmapple

"To all the haters because the OP mentioned he works in IT."

No hate - just taking the piss. IT literate but cannot sync iPod via iTunes? What about all these people who want to manually sync? WTF would you want to do that? Set up some smart playlists - 'anything added recently', 'my 5* tracks', 'stuff I've not heard for a while' - set some sensible limits - 1Gb of this, 5Gb of that - and you're sorted. You only need to do this once, then with wi-fi sync you usually don't need to touch it on a daily basis, yet still have new stuff to listen to every day.

I drag mp3/mp4 files onto the iTunes icon and next thing I know they're on my iPod/iPhone. And as for manually putting them into artist/album folders - why would I want to do that when iTunes does it for me?

Sounds like the guy a few weeks ago who claimed that despite *..building his own PCs and coding a few websites", even he couldn't get a job in IT. It's like complaining you can't get a job as an F1 driver despite having owned 2 cars and every copy of Gran Turismo.

Steve I
Paris Hilton

Re: Apple Schmapple

"I'd suggest it is you that doesn't actually work in a real IT role"

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha... (breath) - Jeez, don't even begin to ask for my CV.

Not sure where you got the idea that the iTunes in question was being used in a work environment, but seriously - unable to even use iTunes?

Steve I
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Re: Apple Schmapple

and you don't have to create a playlist, either.

Steve I
WTF?

Re: Apple Schmapple

What do you do in IT - make the tea for the techies?

Apple and Google in talks to end patent war?

Steve I

Re: Impossible...

" I've read articles talking about "pinch" multitouch zoom gesture, double click to zoom, and click and drag to scroll. All of these are in standard Android (as they should be - they're bog standard UI elements that I find it mad that could be patented)."

Just out of interest, does anyone know when these standard UI elements appeared?

Ready to patent that 'new' invention? Google is here to dash your hopes

Steve I
Facepalm

Re: Seriously?

"a patent officer with extremely limited knowledge of the field"

All the ones here have either degreess ofr PhD in the relevant field...

Steve I
Stop

Re: Good on them

"just because a tool was developed for one purpose, does not invalidate its usefulness to others.."

Talking to some examiners at the EPO, a new use for an existing 'thing' is not grounds to grant a patent.

US appeal dismissed in Dotcom case

Steve I

"Of course she is, she'll be all chuffed so she can go "See, the UK are nice and submissive, not like those naughty New Zealanders" "

You forgot to add "Bend over further? Certainly..."

Reg readers scrap over ultimate bacon sandwich

Steve I
Go

Make do with what one has...

Used to make bacon sandwiches for my whole team. You needed a pack of smoke bacon and 1/2 baguette per person. Lacking proper cooking facilities at work, I had to microwave the bacon on a special 'microwave bacon tray' which worked surprisingly well. A bit of butter and bacon juice on the bread, add bacon and ketchup et voila - awesome.

Healthy too, as we were never able to eat lunch afterwards...

Apple, Samsung whip out mobe sales in patent trial showdown

Steve I
Facepalm

Re: Awww bless

"Fapple"...

At what age do you grow out the debating technique of giving things you diagree with purile names (e.g. Microsh!t, Sony PooStation, Xbarf 360 etc).

11, maybe 12?

US judge gives RIM its $147m back in patent spat

Steve I

Re: wow pot meet

""The purpose of the patent system is to encourage innovation, but the system is still too often exploited in pursuit of other goals," Steve Zipperstein, RIM’s chief legal officer, said in a canned statement."

Isn't this the standard quote for anyone on the losing end of a patent dispute?

Steve I

Re: Better yet...

"why has this same kind of lawsuit not happened in say....the car industry?"

In all seriousness, perhaps what happens is that car manufacturer B says "That's a neat type of car that A has made and is selling lots of - we'll design the same TYPE of car but with our own styling and ethos".

Just like saying "Wow - people want a phone with a better touchscreen, no stylus and good web browser etc - we'll go make one too".

Which is fine, until you start to really copy company A's design rather than just the idea. I'm pretty sure people at Mercedes were annoyed with Lexus ' not only did Lexus make a big, luxury saloon make they made it look like a Merc too (not enough that you could mistake one for t'other, but definite design similarities).

Steve I
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Re: Better yet...

"Better yet, have the case and countersuits dispmissed and both companies ordered to innovate and compete via products, not overpriced suits/lawyers."

Well that's Samsung buggered then.

Intel 330 120GB SSD review

Steve I
Joke

Re: SSD Mounting kit

"I've used duct tape and it works great"

Jeeeze - we're suppsed to IT literate. Talk about a bodge job. What's wrong with cable ties?

Apple pounces on Samsung doc as proof of 'slavish copy' claims

Steve I
Go

Re: This is where it gets ridiculous...

iPod, iPhone and iPad - isn't it someone else's turn to release a revolutionary device?

" the reality is that they aren't _that_ special" - they are to ther general public. when each of these devices were released, they were unlike anything else onthe market in terms of usability. And no, you can't quote 'MMS and multi-tasking' as the average member of the public didn't even know what these were.

and that to create products that compete very well with theirs is not beyond the reach of other companies.". Actually, it appears that it very hard ot create somethign original and that the public want.

I love techni-toys and really wish that some other company would bring out something cool.

Curiosity needs OS upgrade before getting down to science

Steve I

Can the robot arm do ctrl-alt-delete?

Anonymous declares war after French firm trademarks its logo

Steve I
FAIL

Re: AND

"It's exactly the same as a clothing manufacturer in Thailand making fancydress shirts with the NaziI logo on, it does not make them responsible for the Nazi's actions."

A. No it's not. It would be if the clothing manufacturer onwed the trademark on the swastika and the phrase "Sieg Heil". They might then have some explaining to do re events carried out under their trademark.

B. Godwin's Law. You lose.

Sony slides expose saucy Xperia slate

Steve I

Re: New Meaningful Register Units of Battery Capacity Needed

I think we should adhere to standards for measurements i.e. how many of these battereis it would take, driving an electric pump, to fill an olympic-sized swimming pool.

Or how far it could propel an double-decker bus.

Apple, Samsung begin battle for billions in US patent smackdown

Steve I

Re: what exactly being debated?

Answering my own question:

Apple claims it is victim to seven patent breaches including copies of its designs for the bodies of the original iPhone and the iPad as well as user-interface elements such as the bounce-back response when a person scrolls beyond the end of a list, and tap-to-zoom.

Samsung's claims cover the integration of a mobile phone, digital camera and email into a single device; bookmarking a picture in an image gallery; and using an app while continuing to listen to music in the background.

Steve I

what exactly being debated?

I'm pretty sure that Apple's design patent is not for 'square with round corners'. does anyone know (and that's 'know' - as in the English definition of the word, not guess, assume, pull-out-of-your-arse etc etc) exactly what is alledged to have been infringed? I^d be interested to read it.

Hobbyist builds working assault rifle using 3D printer

Steve I

Re: Letter to the editor: Sensationalism is one thing; outright lying is another

"some of the shit I've heard folks in the UK say, quite earnestly, about Americans and firearms"

What? That they basically appear to have wet dreams about owning a gun? Shit indeed...

Steve I
Joke

Re: For those w/o time in the military:

...or mathematical ability...

".223 caliber is better known as 5.56 mm,"

Paying by iPad, sir? Apple buys US security firm for $350m

Steve I
Facepalm

Re: Oh?

änd the iPhone's just a copy of an iPaq...

Apple Mac OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion review

Steve I
Go

Re: OCD much

"Because the desktop and mobile versions of Apple's operating systems have been on a collision course for some time. I would speculate that you're[*] only a few years away from an identical interface on both"

Hmmm, 10" MacBook AIr, add a touchscreen and removeable keyboard; add an 'IOS' interface like Dashboard and it's widgets and you have a potentially nice dual purpose machine.

Apple misses earnings targets, Street reacts

Steve I
Headmaster

Re: And...

"I would of thought" - I would HAVE thought...

Steve I
Happy

Specs

Exactly - If I said to the average person in the street "Are you excited about a quad-core phone with 7x the pixel fill-rate and more GPU texture pipelines?", they'd probably give me a blank state. But show them what you can do with those things and it's a different matter.

Steve I
Paris Hilton

Quarterly sales...

I invested in a Christmas tree farm. Sales were good in December but nose-dived in January. Extrapolating the trend, I forcast zero demand within 18 months, so sold up.

Steve I
Holmes

Upgrade cycles

Are most phones worldwide sold wth 1- or 2-year contracts? Which means the iPhone 5, if released wher rumoured, will be a potential upgrade when a lot of people's iPhone 4 and 4S contracts expire...

Steve I
Meh

"New processor ... more powerful GPU (7x pixel fill rate) ...1080p video, ...14.4Mbps HSPA ... multiplexed antennas ... Bluetooth 4".

Consumers don't care (or understand) about tech specs (ans why should they?) unless they can see what those specs can do for them i.e. the user experience.

New UK immigration IT system late and £28m OVER BUDGET

Steve I
FAIL

Only £28m over budget? I assume that the £385m mentioned was a revised budget of some some, and that the original budget was about £50m?

More Steve Jobs iPad mini attacks from beyond the grave

Steve I

Perhaps not 7"...

Current rumours point to a 7.85" form factor. Coupled with the 4:3 aspect ratio andthis gives you 66% of the current iPads screen area, not 45%. (Apparently, as I haven't done the maths)

http://www.macrumors.com/2012/07/10/why-apples-7-85-inch-ipad-mini-isnt-a-7-inch-tablet/

Steve

Seize your moment, Microsoft: iPad is RUBBISH for enterprise

Steve I
WTF?

A contradiction?

"Even simple things like embedding images in documents or emails are difficult in the streamlined iPad experience. That may make for a slick consumer experience, but it's counterproductive to getting work done in the enterprise."

Well, ignoring the fact that "embedding images in documents or emails are difficult " is easy; if it were true, how can this make for "a slick consumer experience"?

Sigma SD1 Merill 46Mp DSLR

Steve I
Facepalm

Re: "The SD1 is a camera that will work magic in studio or landscape photography"

"If you're shooting for t'interwebs, all that lovely technology is rather wasted."

Yes - this is a really good choice for taking pictures to embed in webpages....

Apple MacBook Pro 13in

Steve I
Coat

Re: "it’s hard to argue that it’s still the best."

"i'll bet you are NOT the guy who tell their mates to buy in Aldi, drive a skoda, get everything in the bargain basement..."

What he said. Plus when did Lidl have laptops?

Door creaks and girl farts: computing in the real world

Steve I
Devil

Re: Can you still get Spangles?

You can over here in The Netherlands, I think. I snatched some from a baby this morning on my way from the airpiort.

Patent trolling cost the US $29bn in 2011

Steve I
Facepalm

But...

For cases where both companies and the lawyers are from the same country, then there has been little net transfer of funds outside of that country, so the net impact is low and the figure of $29B misleading. the money just circulates through society a little differently.

Even if the lawers get all the money, it's then passed on to car, yacht and house-builders and will finally trickle down to the public (except if the money gets spent, then paid as asalary, then spent again etc, most of it will end up with the government as tax of one form or another,

Apple iPhone turns five this Friday

Steve I

Re: Except the...

"No adapter, a standard cable. "

Do you carry it around with you or hope that there's one where you're going?

Steve I
Happy

Except the...

...micro-HDMI to HDMI adapter.

"My tablet and phone both have standard microHDMI sockets so I can output full-screen to a HDMI equipped TV with the same cable and no adpaters."

Steve

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