177 posts • joined 29 May 2012
Re: Good, measury stuff
We measure thickness with more accuracy and you shout hurrah because it is more than previously estimated. WTF?
Has it occured to you all this measuring goodness is carried out by people who mostly believe in AGW...
Please, show me the anti-AGW studies carried out in Antarctica.
Annoyingly centred around the poor musicians
Musicians were always poor over the centuries because they couldn't do anything useful, like build or grow shit.
Now some have become rich and famous for no particular reason. Then the fight follows for the spoils.
In the hierarchy of needs, music is next to pretty wallpaper. A good for sure, but a small one.
If there weren't beeeellions involved, no one would give a flying fuck.
You lost me at "I'd of...". Pox on your English.
Re: It's a bad day to be Serco's CEO...
Sorry Tom - it's "worst case". This plague on English is up there with "would of".
On an unrelated note, will you change your handle when you turn 36? Or is it a bit evil like Juanito veintitrés, like in Con Air [obscure reference warning]?
Re: The tech industry is in a mess for one simple reason:
Jake, when it comes to technology, is meaningless.
It's just creepy
This puts a big black boot across the line of what it is appropriate for any company to get involved with. When to have children is a very personal decision than a company, or the state for that matter, should not have an opinion on. This is saying "we prefer you to have children later, please".
I'm sure this is filed under Innovative HR Policies whereas it should be chucked in the Inappropriate basket.
I heard you like space, so we put a plane in your plane so you can orbit while you orbit.
Re: Charging issues? Range?
And Jake can't think beyond his nose, and never will.
Re: New winds?
Oops. Claim. Obviously.
Is that the winds of change I hear blowing across the reg commentardscape (I clame rights to that word)?
Compared to say, three years ago, there's way more discussion around solutions. Pigs do fly.
Re: Illiterate idiots
If you can't write you don't belong here either. Move along.
Big nose, big h...
It wasn't the NOSE the lady dinosaurs were interested in. Plus ça change...
Re: Sorry... BS...
I call double BS on your puny BS.
Your comment is exactly why IT types get such a bad reputation. Your world is so narrow that anything else a company might need to engage in is mere interference with writing code.
Newsflash, long before there was code there were merchants or middle men. They made markets. Now we call them marketing or sales, or some other derogatory term. Still need them. Always will.
Sticking butter up a hedgehog's arse with a red hot poker is child's play compared recruiting decent middle men to Slough. I know. I tried for two years then gave up.
Re: /me Applauds
The principals of the schools involved are probably also very happy not to be be sacrificed.
Hang on, you mean principles...
Likewise. I didn't realise this site was meant for people with singular interests.
On a separate note, if motor reviews annoy you, why did you a) read the at least some of the article and b) comment on it?
You're just taking up space. Like I am right now so I'll shu...
Can't believe no one saw it...
If they don't demonstrate a history of biting IT (or anything for that matter), how could they possibly qualify?
I will stop reading (mostly), and stop clicking ads (certainly) if biting is not a hiring criteria.
Suarez knows that biting is essential to fame.
Rimfaxe was the horse in Norse mythology belonging to the god Natts.
He had frost in his beard (the horse not the god), because he brought forth tomorrow by drooling. If you've seen a meadow on a biting winter's morning in the sunlight you understand what they meant.
So not an entirely unreasonable name picked by the, present day, Norwegians.
However, I, like other commentards, suffer acronym fatigue. Off-earth ground radar is pretty cool in and of itself.
Slot screws and flat screw drivers have an evil pact
It's more subtle than the time travel and teleporting that has been observed above.
They agree, well in advance of comming into contact, years some time, that as soon as they touch, one, or both, will slightly change dimension or angle of attack, so that the attempt of transferring torque by the user will be rendered useless. So no screwing takes place.
A self sacrificial part of the pact is that the screw agrees to shed just enough material so that each subsequent attempt of torque-transfer will be increasingly futile.
At the advent of mechanised screw drivers the rate of material shedding was upped to instant from the screw community. So the first attempt is also the last.
Re: Will your car kill you to save another?
It's funny how we get obsessed, "I Robot" style, with edge cases of car scenarios where morality enters the picture.
In reality, meanwhile, meatsacks kill each other on the roads at a very steady rate through stupidity/tiredness/distraction, none of which driverless cars suffer from.
Planes land themselves all the time, at least some times, and we seem to be fine with that. I think the difference is pretty much everyone drives, and couldn't possibly imagine a robot doing it better. Pilots, OTOH, are a bit smarter than that.
Re: Stupid headline
Do please tell what a "yet" belonging to cyclist nazi is. Is it missing an "i", as in yeti? That would be quite a sight incidentally, an abominable snowman running after a militant bicycle rider needing to be overtaken, in the middle of a sweltering London.
(I know the apostrophy is the curse of native English speakers. But it's still amusing.)
Re: @AceRimmer - Will these night time trucking lorries
"It's worse them that"? You cannot use the Pedantic icon and then spew that. That's worse than a bad thing. Please pray you have not invented a new "would of...".
"I must triple check my posts" [repeat]
I disagree. Sitting down to watch a film and getting that cinema feeling really does matter. I struggle with the Samsung 8000 full 1080p from bluray. It's just looks so plastic. I've fiddled with everything [ahem] on that screen, but it just doesn't look right.
In fact the 720p Pioneer kuro on standard DVD is way more pleasurable.
So it's not the number of pixels, it's what you do with them, as the vicar said.
Re: New batteries...
Awesome. You fill your bike tyres with electricity! Why didn't I think of that? Oh wait...
The plucky little robots...
Random, but it makes my daughter's eyes mist up every time I tell her about the robots on Mars, especially Spirit...
Damn you Pixar and your Wall-e for imbuing robots with way too much personality.
Although, maybe if all boffins actually cared about their robots they wouldn't screw up their metrics and imperials.
Just prevent el reg commentards from going near a Tesla commercial or charging station.
The rest of us can then charge our Teslas [or whatever] in peace.
The commentards can then keep using petrol stations. Simples.
Never trusted cabs. Black or otherwise. In any country.
It's the perfect example of an asymmetric market. Cabbie knows everything locally. You may or may not know route or short cuts.
The idea that Black Cabs in London are somehow "special" is ridiculous. They all have GPSs anyway, just like other cabs.
Get used to it.
Broken Troll is broken. Nice try, but no biscuit.
W. Anderson is a c@ck
So you want a demeaning way to describe stupid people. Hmmm. I know, dyslexics. They can't read well so they must be stupid. As it happens, their spoken language is often good.
But don't let that stop you. Let's have focus groups, spoken forums, of people who can't read well - stupidity squared.
Next time your willy waving misses your scr@tum because it doesn't reach, think before you write. Tu capisci?
Hard for hardware manufacturers - not so for the rest of us
Sure, like cars, the replacement cycle is getting longer. Also like cars, there's no longer status value in a PC, possibly the opposite bar gaming rigs. And indeed PCs are "competing" with more devices. Further, a senior bloke at work has tried to switch to tablet working.
However, for some things a tappy keyboard is a necessary thing. I'd like to see my kids complete their projects on a tablet. Also, though it chews time, Candycrush and iPlayer is not killing the PC. And for the tablet bloke, I giggle every time his iPad falls over in a meeting, And his presentations are even more sh*t than the standard ppt stuff.
As it happens, amongst other things we run a 10-year old XP laptop that the wifey prefers because of the proper (not wide) 15" screen and 1440x900 res. Stripping everything has made it boot fast. The much newer Windows 7 (widescreen) laptop reluctantly does Skype duties only.
I don't love M$, but the PC death is over-rated. At least in my western eyes.
The rights market is broken...
Sorry, no cheers here. But this deal just illustrates how screwed the international rights market is.
From abroad, this now looks properly crazy. Like insane. Weird on a stick-like.
I predict that over time we will see a more individual subscription model, as someone mentioned the US works already. By over time I mean decades btw.
Spotify for TV anyone?
Re: Well Well
Your comment reeks of "they should feed the poor first" as well as the obvious racism.
A society needs to lift all levels of achievement, including space if you're the size of India, to develop. Rocket scientists want to be, well, rocket scientists whatever their nationality. So you either export them all, or have some rocketry of your own.
Go India. Even it it fails you have succeeded.
Business is not charity
I'll get flamed, but if a company is not fit for purpose, something has to give.
Unite in particular seem hell bent on even destroying companies in their pursuit of influence. Just look at Grangemouth. (though a last ditch concession from Union seems just to have emerged)
Yes, capital has to be reined in, but that is the role of governments and, increasingly, supra-governmental bodies. Not irrelevant unions.
WTF? Did she not read past the synopsis in the MBA handbook?
1) Select a target market 2) Make a product 3) Hire and/or fire people
The problem with her eBay experience is that eBay had first mover advantage with a new and attractive concept. Quite the opposite of the HP problem. Also, she correctly puts engineering centre stage, but appears clueless about what building stuff actually entails.
Surprised she has made it past the two-year marker.
Your trolling is broken. And so is your writing. Please reset both and then come back.
Also, who is this "your youth" I beg? Do you and I have different sets of young people around us? You can't be foreign as they write better than that.
Finally, the low point of your post gets pretty close to scum. How long before we see your posts on Have I Got News For You?
Dear Deity - this has fuster cluck written all over it
Funnily enough I'm currently waist deep in a situation with, I think, the exact same intended outcome. Except we have realised there absolutely no turn-key solution.
Instead we are building small and learning as we go. And boy, these systems (web analytics, CRM, ad servers, affiliate platforms, CMSs etc) seem designed to avoid talking to each other.
The sheer hubris of Auntie believing they can SOLVE this with one RFP is quite something.
And WTF is big data anyway in this context?? I bet some dick consultant will proclaim "a data warehouse we need, and big it must be". "Big data" makes me reach for the oxygen mask every time...
Re: Yahoo are not even themselves now
OK - Yahoo was certainly the dominant internet directory early on, say 90s to about 2001. So not a search engine per se, but the dominant way for people to find stuff on the webs.
The idea of internet librarians, editors Yahoo called them, actually reviewing each site and writing a description seems quaint, but that's how it started.
Google was built by Yahoo starting to use their algorithmic search to supplement their directory - they put "powered by Google" on each and every search results page. So people went straight to the source. How to, Howitzer style, blow your own foot, calf and leg off.
Yahoo has never since found its mojo again. They stumble around, drunk on their heritage, in search for a purpose.
Nightmare to do business with too
We were at the time a, ahem, supplier for one of the annoying ancillary products on their website. In retrospect we shouldn't have touched it with the proverbial barge pole.
The attitude was astonishing and just as you'd imagine little MOL clones to behave. Total dicks. One expensive court case later we were shot of thing, The next RA supplier for the same space also ended acrimoniously.
What's sad is the model doesn't have to be delivered this way, as Southwest in the US have shown.
As with politicians, maybe we get the airlines we deserve...
Re: Even less reasion to buy
Is that you or have you been reincarnated? Different subject, but the tone is familiar. Maybe there are many Eadons...
Re: Learn the lessons lumpheads
And worse, I find myself preferring an up scaled DVD (Toshiba player) on a first gen Kuro to a bluray on a Samsung D8000.
Fiddling ad infinitum doesn't fix it, it's just too plasticky. 4K will make it worse.
Lumpheads won't learn.
Re: IP over pigeon, or a station wagon full of tapes
Don't jest - plenty of stories where the pigeons win...
Re: The real moral of the story is...
Much as I don't get the 'plicit picture sending - you would worry about your other half?? Really??
Trust is a shortage commodity as it is, no need to be paranoid. Just treat your other half decently.
Anyway, a printed picture is better how exactly?
Re: so presumably..
Pen + Paper anyone? Or do they use Star Trek-style EMHs all over the place?
Exactly my first thought - the, ahem, rear aspect is particularly poor, sort of retro looking in a bad way.
(disclosure: I drive a latest gen (FN2) Civic Type-R GT)
Re: Only now?
And today's prize for the most useless comment (apart from this one) goes to...
Enjoy your short lived fame in these halls of mostly intelligent debate.
Failure seems to be black/white + SEO
We tried using google translate in a commercial context for user reviews - a lot of them in fact. The problem was using human translation was too expensive.
At the time google was about 85% "good". The problem was the 15% "terrible". You can't put content in front of users that has a 1/7 chance of making them laugh out loud for the wrong reasons.
Second point is speculative - will google apply a discount or penalty for sites that use google translate to pretend they have original content in more languages, like user reviews?
Ewe spin me right round...
,,,baaaeeby right round like a record baby
Paris because she can't sing either.
For the cargo version Josh Weadon's excellent Firefly TV series springs to mind, minus the space faring of course.
Rugged, land anywhere, carry anything craft. Tough crew, or at least odd looking at the photograph. They might even have a detachable mini dirigible for the, ahem, companion.
Just watch out for the Reavers...
Re: it will probably be an expensive @ Jess
Sorry, off topic but WTF? Two down votes for what? Has the geography knowledge of elreg commentards suddenly dropped?
Actually, they're probably down voting because they wish England wasn't so physically close to France. Or they're angry at Putin for the small island comment...
Or you wondered off the internets by mistake.
Either way, go in this direction ---------------------->
Re: old logo better
The new logo looks utterly lost, especially on Yahoo UK. More scared than proud. Very mediocre.
Unwittingly, I think she's helping erase what little collective goodwill was left for Yahoo internally or externally.
And so it continues to sink into the ocean of oblivion.
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