773 posts • joined 17 May 2012
Did they try..........
Turning it on and off again.........?
Good work on the team for getting so far on communicating with ancient hardware.Hopefully a fix will come soon.
Intermix a bit of terminator time travel to go back in time and kill the two children before they evolve into the Princess and the Jedi .......
Calm down dear...
Minister for Security
That statement sure defines how little thought goes on in the chamber in regard to securing data no wonder IT projects go over budget.
Re: In this case
Erm just because one gets away with it doesnt make it any less morally objectionable.
BTW so what about the Presidents http://www.break.com/video/dumb-girl-2656321
In this case
Indiana Jones and several 18/19th century UK "explorers" are well overdue a day in court for a slap on the wrist by the Magistrate.I guess the British Museum needs to actually start returning artifacts instead of reputedly arguing their ownership.
Maybe the Reg is infected
By a dyslexic dwarf ........er short person..... algorithm.......
He`ll not be doing much hacking er sorry security work in Cuba given its antiquated architecture.
Whats to like in Cuba that isn't somehow retro?
You bad bad No IP boys,,,,,,
Oh sorry your not bad after all, here have your stuff back and some baksheesh if you sign this waiver............[exit stage left]
Maybe the UK Politicians are so forward thinking on this project [as mentioned previously] they are having a drone only compliment of aircraft thus saving on the loss of aircrew and the needless expense of giving out medals to a previously valiantly brave air crews.
Re: White Elephant Ahoy!
Yep its good to blame politicians for the lack of steam as they only produce hot air
Re: 470 Busses on the flight deck
Depends if they have tickets or not.......Oy mate we dont take Oyster passes ere
Flying Buses is this an episode from Dr Who??
Yep the kit will cost more than the ship that carries it thats if it isn't all cancelled by spending cuts in the time it takes to build her and the inevitable re-estimates of final cost which will only go up.As for the both the seasoned carrier crew which we no longer have and the full complement of ships to protect the carrier which we haven't got.........
Wasn't there a notion of "sharing" the carrier deck space with out allies not so long ago?
Ming the Merciless
Failed to kill off Flash NOoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont kwow why
In this technological age someone hasn't come up with a simple wall mounted wireless remote switch unit to replace the present hardwired installation of having to hack a wire down into a plaster clad wall just to switch the lights on and off.
Maybe they should rename to........
Cultural Islamic Axis or Glorious Church of the Heavenly Quaran
Re: Misreading of the title made me think of Marvin The Martian...
Marvin from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
They could have made the charge last longer than a day on such a low spec mobile....maybe they should reinvent the Nokia 3310 with a battery life of up to 260 h
Yep but it still needs "the big box under your screen" turning on
Theres an app for that.....
Will never have the same connotation ever again.As for worrying about your download history ooooh who said your not being tracked haa haaaaaaaa
Meanwhile something is not right in Gotham city
July 4, 9:14AM
During the recovery process we had another incident with the Storage Processor .The Vendor is working to bring them back online. All recovery processes are halted and client servers are offline.
So if all the US three acrontm services
Want to disappear from all searches on Google this could work in their favour and who or rather whom keeps a list of all the removed items?
I thought the latest iDevice had fingerprint recognition so why would you need another lock out service running?
I think the idea is that they could identify a studio
You could in theory make a noise interference reference database from freely available media on the likes of You tube producing locations based on available or scraped user data
It's called Photosynthesis
So its the mass deforestation thats causing the high CO2 issue
and you could have tweeted that article
So this would be
A disguise for annulaised hours and zero hours contracts for which the employer would state its to give the employee more family time
A similar exploit.........
Could be used with any of the on-line storage providers say Microsoft Cloud which provides it with Office 2013
Looks like Near Fiield ID chip
With much the same range as a wireless swipe card so two to three meters possibly
Physics used to matter.
Yea lets split
Have to keep an ion that one
Well I can see this becoming
A student fad for rag week where red will be a popular colour to wear
[Teacher because they always disapprove]
We're they insured?
Nothing to claim as no damage occurred
ignore Air Traffic Control telling them to land while a pair of Eurofighter Typhoons take up station
Well if it were a book/film one was writing the pilot would have a flight plan logged to overfly the area,drop off radar with "engine problems" then fly himself and the accused straight to the airport with two ready made Ecuadorian passports in pocket.
Then again he could just wear a disguise [a Burka seemed to be a certain BBC reporters favorite garb] and come out the front door too..........
Give the Hubbles popularity
I would have thought the funding for a Hubble II would be in the offing?
Would they make that big an investment though
in new Name/Logo given the competition is around the corner
The water actually self cycles via osmosis or whatever method over time with that on the surface
The Empire Strikes Back
Watch out for the door Hans ITS A TRAP!
everyone thinks it was the Americans - because
Whilst the US is not as good at the game as the Russians they do have undercover agents [allegedly] and if its done on foreign soil....
Death from natural causes i.e. Heart attack
The favoured Russian way to remove someone from power
According to Mr Snowden's colleagues,..
Russian or Polish good time girls would probably be his only constant colleagues at the moment though he may need to watch they don't inject him between the toes with some US supplied substance.
You guys should know by now
In espionage and politics in particular, nothing is ever what it seems.Its akin being back the the cold war era using time tested spying and infiltration techniques to get a squint of the other players cards before he plays them.The use of puppet like pawns and feints to achieve a goal even when the poor sap doesn't know they are but a part of the bigger agenda.
As for Iraq I'm sure their were multiple scenarios discussed in regard to what would happen after the withdrawal of troops and what better way to deplete an enemies forces and reduce its effectiveness than to use internal politics and rivalry get it to fight itself
in order to pick up my Nexus
See this would never had happened had you had an Apple before bed because as we know these don't have a spin factor
...I can get some of those completely safe chairs?
Didn't you get the memo in regard to the three hour training course this afternoon that everyone from the company is required to attend and be signed off on
Risk assessments in regard to mounting an office chair
The safe procedural ethics to be used with office equipment
The safest layout of office desk equipment an example images to be wall mounted locally
How to load an office photocopier or printer without getting paper cuts
Team ethics and responsibilities
There will always be a minority who believe what you tell them over what actually occurs,hence the issue with eye witnesses but I digress.Its just a case of weighting the odds in your favour by slight of hand.
Re: re Big Boobies: Obligatory "'Allo, 'Allo" Reference
The Colonel as it!
This might help
Drones 101: Open Source Autopilot, Hak5 1616
CAA flight qualification
Does it have classes for different types the same a aircraft?
> Magnets? How do they work?
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