86 posts • joined Thursday 17th May 2012 12:12 GMT
Re: Hey you don't like it.....
And here lies the whole reason you don't get it.
It is not about what you say. You're right about that. It who you are. What else you do, where else you have been. What you searched for.
You look at the new Dyson Warm Cold blower. Go to you tube, watch a short video you like and you get a popup add for fan heaters. Start to see it now?
Its all about targeting ads at you and being able to tell the advertisers, "We sent x ads for fan heaters to Big Ted, and here is email, phone number, address".
So you see, they do care about you the individual.
Thank you for this
Tony, and all commentaries. This is a wonderfully illuminating thread on the complexities of early image manipulation. I worked with BSB up to the point of being bought out by Sky, but never on the video front. In any event, we were broadcasters rather than producers of video. And it was all done on Betamax-Professional if I recall.
As I lie here ill in bed, it is great to have my spirits lifted by a discussion of early Dr Who footage and how it was done. So have a pint on me, but forgive, I won't be joining you
YAWN. I seem to remember...
... that this was what Chrome was offering when it was first released. And before that it was Firefox. It seems that every browser starts off lean, mean, fast and security concious. Then over time, as it matures, like a lot of us, it gets a little fat round the centre. Then it starts munching on cookies (like me again!) and eventually ends up fat, rotund, and it starts to loosen its security belt.
I am betting that in 3 years we will be here again saying the same thing about Aviator.
This looks so much fun
So obligatory beer whilst I am stuck in a London office.
NIMBY Issue - NOT!
Look at the Balcomble protesters. They almost all came from other parts of the country. The typical rent-a-mob who would argue that black is what and hence all zebra crossings are anti-environment if Greenpeace told them to. The majority of the locals were stood at the side laughing at them and enjoying the newly found media circus. So, I don't think that this is a NIMBY issue.
Re: Be my friend
Oh how I wish I had put the coffee cup down for this.
This thread has brightened a rather dull day by making my laugh all through lunch. Bed for the screen, but great for the diet!
Re: In fairness...Got what he wanted
Which was a load of publicity for his opening with the new art work. by crashing another artists gallery.
My bullshit meter just hit the stops - sounds like the artistic equivalent of an internet troll.
Re: I have 50GBytes Cloud Storage with BT
Me too. But it is not Linux friendly. Also, no single file can be larger that 900 MB (They say 1GB, but it is a lie).
Re: Members are inconvenienced
Agreed. The BOX was extremely useful.
Also, run by some very polite and easy to deal with human beings who were ever helpful. Have a friday pint guys.
I am ex-dir as well, and I am on TPS list, and I still get loads of cold calls. Most say that they are international or number withheld. So many that we are thinking of changing our number. If we do go that route, then I am so getting a premium rate.
Just looked at PhonepayPlus' web site. They say that you need to register at a cost of £300, unless you are exempt. As I read it, you simply have to charge a low rate (under £1 per minute). So, 50p per minute seems fair to me.
This idea is pure genius!
My inner libertarian says
Legalize it, then you can tax it.
You wipe out the crime, thus making the gangs and crims redundant. You empty the prisons, and you can turn the whole thing in to massive cash cow.
What's not to like?
Re: Change your DNS?
Hmm, but will they then decided the OpenDNS and Google are spreading porn, and deny them?
I already use OpenDNS because, err, I can apply filters. That's my filters which not only block restricted sites, but also logs which of the PC's in my household attempted access. Very illuminating when kids are growing up!
However, the best idea's are still that parents should supervise young children on the net (in much the same way they should supervise what films or TV programs they watch) and educate older children. That reads parent, not Nanny-Claire.
Lets do maths
Each meter costs £265. There are 53 million households according to the article which need to be fitted. so the total is £265 x 53,000,000 = £14 Billion.
How much electricity is this going to save?
Troll needs spoon feeding
So, here we have a story that you don't know about. It has a link to the website that is the origin, but you don't want to look at this (because it needs and click and clicks mean time).
You want the story author to explain what is on the web site because you're to lazy to read it yourself.
You, sir, get the award for Troll fail of the day.
(PS: The loss is yours, its a good story with some good messages)
Re: Grow up people
So, it's the age old argument that if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. Cute but stupid.
The assumption that the spooks just doing a massive data trawl is somehow smarter that the people they are trying to catch is a nice idea but some how you are living in a rather cosy fantasy world. Ask yourself, what would happen if the blackhats decided to use TOR? After all, this can't be bad can it, it was developed by the US Navy. Then you can't tell what is being said to whom. Source and destination are scrambled and the payload is encrypted. Even if they present you with a message you have sent, you CAN'T give them the keys because you don't have them.
What the spooks in the UK/US are doing is the equivalent to steaming open every bit of mail sent, in the hope that some will lead to finding a blackhat. Not too much between this and some spy interpreting what was said as some indication of a terror plot, and getting you arrested for the fact that they think you might be saying something wrong. Guilt by incorrect interpretation.
Security has a price. In by view we are paying too much for it these days. We have given away privacy and with out privacy we have no freedom.
Oh, and before you ask, I am on right of centre in politics and even I feel this.
How to organise a revolution.
First Iain M Banks (he finally sublimed) and now VMS (the Open was always silent). My first job was putting in a VAX 11/780, and then I worked on most of them over the next 10 years. A wonderful O/S, especially for system programmers. I loved the Bit-mapped processor in the 11/780 that allowed you to add your own instructions to the processor. That was fun but did provided for some spectacular crash dumps. Integration a massbus to a Cray-1 was also fun.
The end of an era. Linux is fun, but it is not a patch on VMS.
Still kudos to Dave Cutler for an OS that lasted 35 years.
Re: Only 35% in taxes ?
Are we supposed to be sorry for you that you don't know the tax code well enough to avoid paying too much or should we just laugh?
Use too much Leccy? We will turn you off
"Utilities want to deploy smart meters because the technology will automate meter reading, as well as creating tools to make it easier to control supply at times of high demand."
The phrase " easier to control supply at times of high demand" worries me. I read this as meaning that if the demand exceeds the supply, some customers will be turned off for a period to alleviate the demand. You can see it now: Its 2014, World Cup is on, its half time in a crunch match that England need to win. The country gets up and turns on the kettle. The network surges, the power companies can't cope and scream HELP! And a large number of people are turned off to reduce the power. It's only for an hour. But when the juice comes back, we are left with a smug looking Gary Linekar saying "Wow, what a game, who new that England could play like that. See you next match."
Yeah, that should keep everyone fine about why we invested in wind turbines rather than a couple nuclear stations..
Not quite, 71.6% thought it would result in an unchanged or higher bill
Re: Where does this go?
Where can we find out more ....
@AC - you could always try Google. try "XBOX 720 ALWAYS ON". It's just a hint, you understand.
Is this man for real
“I hope you can appreciate that a full inquiry into a project of this scale is likely to take some time and that it would not be proper for me to comment further at this stage.”
So, lets see. We have a report, but you can't see it. I have now made a decision, but we need a second inquiry to show that his decision was justified. You couldn't make this up.
And they wonder why people call them wooden tops?
Re: If TPB dies
Easy to measure. How did DVD sales increase when the major UK ISP's blocked TBP?
Ugh? Whats that, they didnt? Oh, so that worked then.
Re: I don't even use TPB...
Add to that
#5 When a DVD I buy doesn't spend 5 minutes telling me that copying DVDs is theft (its not is a copyright infringement), then 2 minutes telling me that I can't play this on an oil rig, and the 15 minutes of trailers for pointless films I don't want. I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE FRICKIN FILM - OK?
Re: So the moral of the story
I know, my first thought was "What? People still click on links in dodgy emails? Huh!"
Next they will be confused as to why their pc starts running really slow and why their apps keep failing. Then they come to us and ask can we rebuild their PC. I always say yes and hand them back a PC with Linux on it (along with a demand for a crate of decent claret, well we all have our price) with all the settings nailed down and they have only a user password. Sorted.
Re: Of the things I'd like to see in the next...
You mean people don't all use command lines?
Wow. Did the world move on whilst I was learning VMS?
I so share this view!
Re: I'll stick with my Mac
One of the things I missed when I gave up Mac's and started making money was BBEdit. But thank you for reminding me of my loss.
Gosh, people get to leave el Reg
Who would have thunk it?
Good luck in the future. And thanks for the amusing head strap lines.
Re: New Balls Please
Oh, I don;t know. We haven't seen a picture of the girl. She could have been an Anne Widecomb lookalike. May be this was the excuse he needed. Or maybe he was just hooked on Match.Com.
What? No Velocity check?
Way back in the early 90's I was involved in a card system. One of the first things we did then was implement a check to stop multiple repeated transactions, and to check the card velocity.
Velocity is simple. Note where the card is first used as a lat/long (this assumes that all banks know where their card machines are), when the card is next used compute the distance, and the time it took to travel and hence compute the velocity. If the velocity is too great, block the card and get the customer to call in. To be honest, we did have another way of finding the location, but surely this is just so fundamental that the banks must have this.
20 years later, it seems Bank of Muscat have not learnt this lesson.
Do no Evil
Hey Google. Remember this? No, did't think so.
Perhaps you can change it to "Do no evil, unless we loose money because people don't like adverts and try to block them".
Re: ofcom and bt has probably always known who and where from
I agree. Interconnect billing is a huge part of any telco's system. If you can't identify originating callers number no telco in the world would forward the call to the called number. They would simply loose too much money.
If the calling number was spoofed, then the calling telco would be seriously out of profit themselves, because then they could not bill for the call.
I used to work in Telco's some years back and this was true then. I am having drinks with a couple of friends who still do work for Telco's tomorrow and I will ask them.
Lets fight back
I worked in Telcos. The fact that the calling number is not displayed is not down to the fact that it is not known. It is, to the Telco. The call setup sends a flag saying that the number should not be displayed.
This whole fiasco from overseas calls that say "Unknown" or "Foreign" on the handset can be overcome at a stroke. Pass a UK law saying that the overseas number will ALWAYS be shown, in full, regardless of the flag.
Lets see how long these calls carry one once people find that they can call a claims management company who will act for free and prosecute the cold callers, and share any compensation they can extract. All we need now is such companies to exists and tell us .....
Then you're reading the wrong articles.
el reg - the limbo dance of journalistic capabilities.
Re: Wrong assumption
You right - You have a wrong assumption.
The yacht belongs to who ever is the registered owner. Its not a difficult concept.
Sure as eggs are omelettes in progress, the designer has no claim or lien on the boat.
Frankly, I am highly surprised that the Dutch court even entertain the notion of arresting the vessel. This is a last chance saloon type action and as the plaintiff you have to produce some pretty heavy and water tight argument to make it stick. Like a contract, an invoice, a latter of protest for non-payment of said invoice.
Rocking up in Den Haag, saying that this dead geezer owes me 3M, but I got nothing to prove it, should have got him thrown out on his ear.
Re: Ah damn...
I rode a Moulton mini for years until some scrote jumped on the pedal and tore the thread from the stem the pedal attached to. It was never the same.
Halon inspires striptease
Richard's rocket fuel story reminded me of something that happened in about 83/84. The then new halon fire suppression system was in two electrical loops, some under the floor, some in the ceiling void. Fairly standard layout for a big data shop (mainframes filled the rooms then - it really was big iron).
The system tests itself by having a trickle charge run through the electrical loop. This way it detects a break in the wiring. When you need to fire the halon, the deal is this: The siren goes and everyone heads to the exits; the halon is locked and can't go off until the shift supervisor has counted everyone out, locked the door, and activated the fire system. Simples.
Unless the control box has a hissy fit and decides to blow a fuse. Seems that in this case it assumes there is a fire, that the door is locked, and blows the circuit.
Pity the poor bod who was sat on a roll about chair in the bridge, under a large ceiling tile, when the globe above it fired. He got knocked off his chair and broke his arm.
Double pity the young female tape operator who was walking over an air grating when the globe under that went off. She had her dress ripped off by the blast and got out wearing only bra and knickers with an attitude to kill at 50'.
Cue another sense of humour failure!
No, that's the Gurdiad
Lets see, distance of Earth from Sun, 150 Million Km Therefore the surface area of the sphere around the earths orbit is, hmm 4.PI.R^2 = 2.8 x 10^17 sq Km. Radius of the earth is 6400 Km, so the area of the earth is the area of a circle of this radius, so PI.r^2 = 1.3 x 10^7 sq Km.
So the ratio of these gives us the probability that a random solar flare will hit earth. or approx 2 x 10^9, or 1 in 2 Billion.
Sod the clock - whats this profit
WHAT - A public train service makes a profit??
And it runs on time, and never seems to have the wrong sort of snow?
COME ON NETWORK SOUTHEAST - Get your act together, and find out how!!!!
Amazing how useless "Whaling Research" is
"Scientists are unsure why a whale like this hasn't been spotted before."
Especially with Japan still hunting (sorry, researching) whales, killing loads of them in the name of "science". Just shows that this "research" is totally useless and therefore should be stopped.
The website, http://spotthestation.nasa.gov/ seems to have slash dotted (sorry, el reg'ed) just at present.
Mine's the one with the page of TLE's in the pocket.
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