41 posts • joined 22 Jun 2007
If only Ron knew . . . .
I found this confusing.
Are they saying that I can get DRM free music if I sign up for I-Tunes Plus only (thus reducing how much I can store on my I-Pod due to bit rate, as I'll be forced to re-download my tracks at a more bloated file size)?
Why can't I just "update" my library to DRM free music?
Oh wait, becuase some cracker will work out how to do it for free and they will loose money . . . . .
Oh dear, oh dear.
Is it just me . . . .
. . . . or does it look slightly phallic?
Paris, becuase she's having a closer look.
Becuase it's not so quick . . . .
. . . . to type in ALT + 0176
So if it warms up by rubbing . . .
. . . . what happens if you shake it excessivly?
"Darling, your cream seems a bit sloppy, it's all over the *bang*"
RE: Empty box?
What sort of c**t?
That'll be me. It's perfect for a secret santa gift!!
It twas . . .
The Hoddie, in the Bus Stop, with the MAC-10.
Apprently . . . .
. . . . There will be two Tennents in the next episode. Blue suit & Brown suit.
Donna ends up dying, nearly, and Tennent takes her back to her granddad and then buggers off in the rain.
For Double FoTW . . .
. . . does Anthony win a medal?
Or is he visited and tasered until he leans to write in the King English?
Let some Hollywood celeb (correctly) release a personal sex tape along the same lines, and it'll smash this record.
Beavis went heh-heh-heh-heh
Butthead went huh-huh-huh-huh
Get it right, butt-mucher.
Totally Scott-Lee . . . .
. . . people watched that and complained about the swearing? How about the fact that the show was dreadfully shite!! How many complained about that?!
Bring back Tom Green humping a dead moose.
This sounds . . .
. . . . like a big job for NASA. Glad the mission hasn't been poo-poohed by the top brass.
Coat? Mine's the one with the slide-rule in the pocket.
Wii . . .
I thought it was a Wii at first glance.
Mind you, they'd site nicely side by side with a decent plasma screen.
1 in 5 million chance
. . . . of smacking a rock!!??
God bless 'em for throwing caution to the wind.
I'd be interested . . .
. . . if it was touch screen and the pricing was competitive with the EeePC.
Be good to look at some more specs on it as well.
Well. . . . all I can say is . . .
Fook me, are they still around?!?!?
I still remember their clunky machines in our school library! (Circa 1993)
But . . . .
What if you've been out on the lash, loose your wallet and end up spending the last of your phone credit going for a wee.
It'll be like that bloke who got locked in the loo for all them days.
Seriously - Winhoo's 2009 by Moo!
A year has gone by . . . .
"A year has gone by, and the competitive situation has not improved"
Read between the lines, and it sounds like Microsoft are almost saying "we need your help [against Google] and are prepared to pay for it"
Ok . . . .
. . . . when can I buy one?
For "home secutiry" purposes naturally.
Wow, that'll learn me to research before making that sort of comment.
But if it's running Linux too ....
.... wouldn't you be able to just trash thegOS and put Ubuntu on instead?
Perhaps it just looked like a TV remote, and actually used a wireless signal instead? Send the right signal to change the track.
I'll be struck dumb if they do use IR to change track points.
Erm, hang on a sec . . .
. . . . If I'm reading this and the KB article correctly, it's saying that if you use Office 2003, and patch it to SP3 . . . . you get locked out of it's own files.
I bloody well hope that when SP3 for XP comes out, you don't re-boot and get told "This OS has been deemed unsafe, and therefore locked. Please install Linux"
I think the bods at Microsoft have been over indulging on the Brandy & Sherry this xmas.
Did anyone notice . . .
. . . . how the blog URL comically got snipped?
Glad to see our ho's are getting treated well!
If you use the "customise homepage" button at the top, you can untick CBeebies.
On another thought, I wonder how the new page is going to cope with companys that have their users locked out with Websense et al.
I also . . .
. . . concur
No, no . . .
. . . the Canadian Government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions.
Tis easy to figure out.
They are using the Microsoft pricing system!
Nasty . . . .
. . . . it gives me an idea for our auditors that are visiting at the moment!
Some people . . .
. . . really do get the arse with Amazon don't they.
Conversatives in NSFW shock
Is this a "proper" conservative website? I only ask, as they seem to have a sense of humor:
Prepare . . . .
. . . . for quite possibly the biggest "oops" ever?
Again, this was an ideal chance to test the repair kit. I hope they get back safely.
Kylie will certainly be on my hand over xmas.
To answer the"how did he open the door" question
You can get those keys that allow the door to open automatically when your in range. The new Mini Cooper (Built by BMW) has this function if your willing to pay £900 for it (which I didn't)
There, issue solved.
Oh hang on, where did he hang the key?
Please can . . . .
. . . . someone mirror the photo.
Purely for research purposes.
Bamboo doesn't combust as easily, so you're bound to get a few more hours battery life out of the laptops before they explode violently.
Oh hang on, that's bad. . . . .
Re: mmmm... sexy robots
It would just get upset if you tried to perfom an illegal operation.
Or didn't have appropriate Admin rights to the Chastity Belt.
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