Your sub is an effing legend
Whoever wrote that headline summed up my days as a journo - buy them a pint.
I started out as a lowly intern reading the daily tide of crap that would get faxed in. They don't make loonies like they used to. Before the internet, the dedicated crazies would fax 20 pages of tightly scribbled brain-puke about how the Venusians are controlling the world using radios in our fillings.
Still, made better reading than the corporate drivel.