* Posts by monkeyfish

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'Only nuclear power can save humanity', say Global Warming high priests

monkeyfish

Re: Marketing Change?

That's the same reason an MRI is called a Magnetic Resonance Imaging, because 'magnetic' sounds considerably less scary than 'nuclear' (as in Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging, to give it it's full title).

Organic Energy sounds a little too far, people might look up what it means, I suggest something obviously scientific but not obviously scary. How about 'Particle Energy'?

N.B. I think the 'no nuclear' message largely carried over from the 'no nuclear weapons' message, which is a different subject altogether.

RM CEO: We didn't even try to sell PC biz before killing it

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Re: Tablets in schools? Not for long.

My wife's school did that. Absolute PITA. Teachers work from home A LOT. You give them a thin client that refuses to do anything unless connected and working from home becomes nigh on impossible. The server is forever going down at the weekends (or school holidays), so no work can be done, no files can be accessed etc. Great idea in theory, and maybe something to give the kids, but staff should have proper laptops (with an appropriate user/admin setup to prevent cocking it up of course). Could automate a backup system, so files are synced to the server to prevent loss, but still work when there's no connection. Basically think through your damn users use of the system before you give it to them!

monkeyfish

You, sir, sound like my wife. She's a science teacher and always bemoaning things like the interactive white boards, at the same time they give you cheap and breakable laptops with the cheapest and most useless laptop bags (straps frequently snap for extra excitement on the stairs!). Probably only one interactive board is needed per department, and even then only certain subjects. I'd say sci, eng, maths, IT, maybe a general use room or two, but that's it, 6 total for a reasonably sized school.

monkeyfish

Re: Good News

I think the main point was that they charge an extortionate fee for something that doesn't work, and then charge you again for a new version that still doesn't work <insert MS/Apple/company of your displeasure joke here>.

monkeyfish

Tablets in schools? Not for long.

My wife's a teacher, and her school had mostly netbooks until the netbooks mostly went missing. I believe they were chained to a trolley, but some enterprising young thing just took the whole trolley for walk. Tablets are going to be even worse (sure, you can give a child an ipad, but how many do you get back at the end of term?). Last I heard they were back to desktops, as you can at least actually nail them to the desk.

Edit: Maybe one of those monitors with an ARM processor built in would be a better bet. Cheaper too.

BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

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Re: Installers

you can work with multi-layered surface mount components but can't build a website that's easy to navigate.

Multi-layered surface mount components aren't easy to navigate, I think that's the problem, it screws with your brain.

monkeyfish

Re: Another one...

They might have down (up? they are in the sky) loaded an update and needed to reboot...

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coming-to-work-naked

iT MIGHT BE MORE FUN TO TURN UP WITH SHIRT, TIE, SHOES AND SOCKS, BUT NO PANTS OR TROUSERS. Oh hell, caps lock. Damn it. Well I'm not typing that again.

Fed up with Windows? Linux too easy? Get weird, go ALTERNATIVE

monkeyfish

Re: Emacs

Or win8 RT, hardly anyone uses it!

Dark matter: Good news, everyone! We've found ... NOTHING AT ALL

monkeyfish

Re: but HOW did he create the Universe eh?

All are Christian but each little group was started by obnoxious, shouty people who want to twist a very simple and good thing into something that better suits their own small minds.

Not to mention the modern ones that don't have a denomination written on the door for that very reason, but have accidentally created yet-another-denomination of churches without a denomination. Facepalm.

I was surprised to only get 3 down-votes for the last comment, I came back with trepidation to see how many I got. It's almost as if we're having a sensible region/science debate. But I've probably jinxed it now.

monkeyfish

Re: but HOW did he create the Universe eh?

At least with science we can admit mistakes & try again.

Religion does not allow that luxury..

I'd like to call FUD on that one, personally. Admittedly there is a vocal minority that still hang on the King James Bible (because 17th century English is Gods Own Language, don't cha know?). But most religious types I've met are capable of admitting they may be wrong, and go though various periods of doubt about it all quite regularly. Whereas I've met plenty of atheists that are really very dogmatic, and get quite shouty when you question the basis of their beliefs. Not much different to shouty religious types really. Thanks.

Cisco: We'll open-source our H.264 video code AND foot licensing bill

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Obligitory xkcd

To that end, he said, Mozilla is working on Daala, a new open-source video codec that it hopes will not just be unencumbered by patents but will also "leapfrog H.265 and VP9" in terms of video quality.

http://xkcd.com/927/

doh!

Blighty's telcos set to CHOKE off another fistful of piracy gateways

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Black Helicopters

Re: The (invisible?) elephant in the room.

...and with all the comments on here, I'm pretty sure el reg forums will be the first to go! Good job el reg, your like a canary down a mine shaft.

Shy, bashful HUMPBACK DOLPHINS expose themselves to boffins

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Re: @ Brewster's Angle Grinder grammar nazi in action @Chemist

"Hi, I've come for the fish. Some mates said you do killer sardines."

Just so long as you don't confuse the killer sardines with the killer whales..

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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Posted Wednesday 30th October 2013 14:50 GMT to 14:51 GMT

Several AC posters are all within minuets of each other. Talk about gaming the system... (I mis-read some of the times and down-voted Vimes, sorry about that, how about an un-up/down-vote option.

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Mobile site icons.

Can we have icons for the mobile site please? It's not as if they are large images that will slow down the connection... Personally I prefer the mobile site even on the desktop, as it re-flows text properly, and allows me to resize the window as I want it.

monkeyfish

Use the mobile site if you want it fill the full width. m.forums.register

Moto sets out plans for crafty snap-together PODULAR PHONES

monkeyfish

Re: OK...

Isn't that the idea with the Jolla phone (which I do hope works out) changeable back covers? Less overall customisation, but you would be able to have a choice of keyboard/better camera/console buttons.

monkeyfish

Re: Good Idea, However...

Surely you'd make the Processor/RAM/GPU/screen connections special ones and force them to sit next to each other sensibly, rather than just anywhere on the bus? Everything else could sit on the bus somewhere and effectively not have a defined physical 'place'. You don't plug RAM into the SPI on desktop, for instance, so I don't see why they couldn't have a different connection.

The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?

monkeyfish

Re: Great expectations...

That's what I was thinking, although more on the lines of using an el-cheapo android tablet. Have one or two of those for the class, and use normal PCs to write apps for them. Apps are small, and tap into lots of libraries. Apps can be written as web-pages, or as something better that uses the phone hardware, so the learning curve can be a bit shallower.

Boffins hide supercapacitors on silicon chips

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Re: Superconductor

You think that's bad, I read both superconductor and supercapacitor as 'supercomputer'. I couldn't work out what was so special about having computers on silicon... (other than the fact it is generally pretty bloody amazing that anything is made on silicon). I think I need another cup of tea.

Chrome for the slurp-weary: Cookie-binning Aviator browser arrives

monkeyfish

Re: you say third party cookies are blocked

If it is that security concious then it might delete the first party cookies on exit. I had firefox setup like that for a while, but with all the 'we use cookies' pop-up messages (I'm looking you too reg), it was an absolute PITA.

Pop OS X Mavericks on your Mac for FREE while you have LUNCH

monkeyfish

Re: And now the world waits... @ Michael Habel

Yes but, would anyone bother to install Windows 8, even if it were free?

I for one, would install win8 on my ageing win XP laptop, if I were given it for free. After all, there's always classic shell. TBH I'm kind of hoping MS give us a whacking great discount for XP -> 8. It would mostly solve both problems of poor win 8 uptake and lingering XP installs.

monkeyfish

Re: And now the world waits...

To be fair, the OSX updates are a little more than a service pack (except for maybe SP1 for XP). Apple have been doing an incremental upgrades every year for a while now, whereas MS went for a major release every 3. How well has that been going for MS? Not many people bother to change the OS, and major shifts tend to put people off anyway, so incremental changes are probably better for keeping your customers happy. Not sure if it would convince me to buy a mac though, but cost of hardware can at least be offset a little by the comparative cost of updating the OS.

Google fires fresh salvo in war on FILTH: Chrome Supervised Users

monkeyfish

So... to get round this you just use another browser? Or does it somehow prevent this?

SUPERSIZE ME: Nokia unveils Surface rival and 2 plumped-up phablets

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15 hours is certainly a lot better than the ~3 hours you'd get with a similarly priced laptop. That's a killer (and often overlooked) feature. Nokia were always the kings of battery life, mind. But we'll have to wait to find out if it holds up in real world tests...

Facebook TEENS EXPOSED to entire WORLD

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Re: "You've just bought a satnav."

The same goes for Christmas... What I buy in December does not reflect what I want to buy at any other time. Try serving me with reminders of last December next December, I might even buy the latest series of whatever I got someone last time.

Try looking in the 'saved for later' part of my basket for what I actually want to buy now.

monkeyfish

I vote we sensor all of it. Every page should redirect to an image of a single fluffy kitten. Wouldn't the world be a nicer place?

What the CUFF? Nokia shows how a smartwatch really OUGHT to work

monkeyfish

Re: I still think a single 4" screen on the arm would be better.

I was thinking that. It would have to be thin*, and maybe translucent when it's not on, and god knows where you'd put the battery. But it's future tech we're talking about, who cares where the battery goes!

* I have in my head an image from sci-fi or a comic I saw at some point, but can't remember where it came from.. Inspector gadget maybe? Didn't penny have something like that on her wrist? Google doesn't show it, so who knows.

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or fondleslabs as we would come to know them

No, no we wouldn't. Not anywhere other than the reg.

Amateur image-wrangler reveals stitched snap of Saturn's splendour

monkeyfish

Re: Well

I would have thought that any angle would be "from above", unless something has seriously gone wrong with the probe..

US parents proclaim 811 'Messiahs'

monkeyfish

Re: Let's think of the kids

Generally the accepted norm should be: Sensible, normal first name. Mildly amusing second name. Try not to spell anything awful with the initials.

Thousands! of! Yahoo! Mail! users! driven! crazy! by! revamp!

monkeyfish

Re: And then there's Yahoo!Groups

@Steward

You forgot

5a?) Annoy flickr users into leaving Yahoo!

monkeyfish

Re: Gmail

Ooh what's that addon? I'm using Gmelius, they have an addon for firefox and chrome.

http://gmelius.com/

As for themes putting colours back, that's not exactly what I meant. I meant colours in the buttons, so they're not all black (or any other single colour), so you can easily identify them without having to recognise one black shape from another.

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Gmail

Doesn't sound vastly different to the howls of pain when google G+'d the gmail interface. I had to start using a firefox addon that puts colour back into the buttons and generally makes it usable again (also neatly removes the adverts, which I wouldn't bother to do if they hadn't made the interface so fecking ugly).

Why a Robin Hood tax on filthy rich City types is the very LAST thing needed

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Re: Credibility: Zero

What's that got to do with 'Pedantic grammar nazi alert'? Try the sherlock or black helicopters maybe?

Google: Now your mom will try to sell you toilet paper

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You still have to actually +1 or like to get these things advertised to your friends.. Who the hell +1's a 'SM for beginners' book? Or anything for that matter. Why would I (or any other sane person) ever +1/like some product I bought, even if I did like it?

Double-click? Oh how conventional of you, darling!

monkeyfish

Re: But... but...

Nah, they just listed them in the order they found them while writing the manual.

Expert chat: The end of Windows XP and IE6

monkeyfish

Re: Re : Ignore the doom-sayers! Windows 8 is great!

I'm hoping MS give us a cheap upgrade to from XP to win8 at the last minute. Only found out the other day they charged £25 for the download upgrade when it came out. Now it's £100 (despite the disk being £50 on Amazon). Charge me £25 or less and I'll finally bite. If they publicised it enough they might actually improve their win8 uptake numbers..

RIP charging bricks: $279 HP Chromebook 11 charges via USB

monkeyfish

Re: Would make a nice Linux machine but...

Phones generally have higher res because you hold them closer to your face, so you are more able to see the pixels. TVs have crap ppi compared to phones and laptops but you don't care because it's on the other side of the room. That said, yes I would prefer it to have a little more than sub 800 high, in fact I'd generally prefer to have a 4:3 1280*1024, but that's because I'm special.

UK plant bakes its millionth Raspberry Pi

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Should we stop teaching art then?

I'm no artist. I didn't do well in art lessons. But they taught it anyway because it allowed you to find out if you were any good at it. I think you'll find that applies to any subject, including programming.

Microsoft watches iPads flood into world's offices: Right, remote desktop clients. It's time

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Windows InTune

InTune? I'm surprised that one got past cupertinos lawyers.

Three BILLION people now potential nodes for the transfer of cat videos

monkeyfish

Re: Setting Ourselves Up For Disaster?

How much of your life would grind to a halt if the 'Net was unavailable for a day? None?

Seriously, we use the net for stuff because it's slightly easier than going to the library or whatever. If it stopped working, a)someone would fix it pretty quickly, and b)in the mean time find something else to do, go for a walk, read a book, play a board game with your family.

I think you forgot your tin-foil-hat icon.

Valve uncloaks prototype Steam Machine console specs

monkeyfish

Re: A console with none of the console advantages then.

Actually you all just made asses of yourselves, by ranting and raving as Anonymous Cowards.

monkeyfish

Re: They seem to be doing everything right, apart from...

Surely the point is that Steam will insure that ALL games will work on ALL systems? But with built-in scaling of the pretty graphics so the customer doesn't have to worry about it? As in, you bought the low end version so X and Y graphic features are turned off, please upgrade to make it prettier, but the game is still perfectly playable whatever supported system you've got. That's not beyond the bounds of conception.

monkeyfish

Re: Why?

At the risk of a million down-votes, if the steam OS machine is that cheap you could buy one as your main PC and dual boot with windows...

Down with Unicode! Why 16 bits per character is a right pain in the ASCII

monkeyfish

Linux users ... who regarded GUIs in general as a barely satisfactory system for marshalling their half dozen terminal sessions.

Classic.

Snowden's email provider gave crypto keys to FBI – on paper printouts

monkeyfish

Re: Outrageous

@Yet Another Anonymous coward

That's either the perfect troll, maximum sarcasm, or bat-shit-insane. I have no idea which, but upvoted anyway.

The life of Pi: Intel to give away Arduino-friendly 'Galileo' tiny-puter

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Win 98SE

I've still got a copy, now if I can just hook this thing to a CDROM drive...

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