See, there is a use

for Big Data after all...

I wonder how much time it took between the auction going up and the Google BD system flagging it up as a keyword hit?

The only problem with microwaves

Is having to wait a minute for the container to regain rigidity.

Well done Simon

Print this article out on cut price toilet paper and you'll have your very own sun article.

You did forget to make bold and capitalise the emotive words though, the HORROR!

That does it, He's a freakin nerd!

Gotta catch the wave.

Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

First he fell to earth, now he's falling from grace, poor chap.

I wonder how all the agencies both governmental and corporate along with the people actually up in space who watched his cunning stunt feel about such a turncoat speech?

I don't understand.

Why are they making their small things bigger and their big things smaller?

reeks of running out of other peoples ideas to me.

Epoch making?

1 part resin to 2 parts plasticiser if I remember correctly.

typos optional

after beer o'clock.

First one to post the Bobby Tables XKCD gets to clean the sharpie marks off the digital whiteboard.

Prior art

I seem to recall in 2000 or so a solar panel stuck during unfurling and a makeshift non conductive poker was used to help unjam the concertinas, the kinetic energy from the unfurling was not dispersing but rather traveling up and down the panel like a wave.

A couple of ablative heatshield panels were repaired on the Discovery orbiter using caulk and a couple of scrapers in 2006.

During 2007 a medical stapler was used to fix a wayward heat shield blanket on the Atlantis orbiter that had torn during flight.

Set up all the broadcasters!!!

But where on earth is all the content going to magically appear from?

.retarded

Does this chump think the megacorps are just going to absorb the costs of his electronic scammery and move on as if nothing happened?, of course not, they'll recoup their losses by bumping up the prices of their goods/services yet again.

Vox Populii, my arse...one man, one goal...

I made that mistake too for a moment.

"The cargo capsule landed as planned 560 miles off the Californian coast"

Baja California is in the territory of Mexico.

A huge congratulations to all involved! :)

He's armless enough

James: When doing green/blue screen work, don't rest your arms behind your back.... it makes you look like a thalidomide victim :(

And not a hint of Noah Wyle reprising his role, was Pirates Of Silicon Valley really that bad?

Typo, line 3.

Do Androinds dream of electric shneep?