* Posts by Anton Ivanov

1034 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2007

Burglars used social network status updates to select victims

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How old are you?

So, do you have kids of Facebook/Myspace/Bebo age and have you thought of their status updates?

Guess not.

Pandora tops 1000 boxes

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Who said that people are buying it for games

I have looked at it a few times in the past for a completely different purpose. My wife needed something to automate a diagnostic lab to be shipped into subsaharan Africa. This was one of the cheapest candidates which could easily do the job. Unfortunately the projects never left the drawing board.

I suspect other people are also looking at this as an automation platform, not a console. It is rugged (for the price). It is also trivial to build a simple UI.

Ubuntu 'Maverick Meerkat' erects own App Store

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Joke

No

This means that you compare to David Attenborough from life of Mammals. There is a wonderful shot there where he has several sitting on top of him.

It's alive! Duke Nukem Forever breaks out of vapour trail

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IT Angle

Not just yet

You have to hear the lamb breaking the seventh seal first. Didn't I just hear some baaa coming from the street... Oh wait...

Diesels greener than electric cars, says Swiss gov report

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Even a beast can be economical

Based on a 2000km trip across EU coming back from holiday last weekend a modern diesel six-seater can do:

UK/NL - 50mpg = 5.64 l/100 @65-70 mph

SR - 47 mpg = 6.01 l/100 @80 mph

CZ/SK/BG/HU/A - 46 mpg = 6.14 l/100 @85mph

DE 35 mpg - 8.07 l/100 @ 105mph (average), 95-110

That is for a family car which is about twice the size of a golf. I have yet to see a leccy vehicle of this size and I will be surprised if it will be able to deliver an environmental footprint which is comparable. I have also yet to see one capable of keeping up with the psychotics on the autobahn. There you are either at 60mph with the trucks or at 100+. Otherwise someone will ram you from behind trying to do 150+

NZ woman pays motorised tribute to A RYAN 1

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Maybe

AFAIK, It means the same in Serbian as well. Bulgarian is different. Dunno about other slavic languages and there is no suitable slavic profanisaurus to refer to.

As far as them being everywhere, that is well known. In fact one the greatest Russian 20 century poets has a very nice rant where he says something on the subject. To be more specific it refers to the writing on the wall in Parisien public conveniences...

By the way that slipped past the censors over here in the UK. I have seen such a number plate on the M6 around Manchester and there was an old M5 series beamer for sale at the local garage over here proudly bearing a "HUI 5000" number plate.

Google network lord questions cloud economics

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Statement of the bleeding obvious

Of course Amazon does not make financial sense if you run it flat out. Same numbers for 10 or 1% utilisation are hugely in Amazon's favour. 10% is a dream come true for a small or medium business e-commerce front-end. 1% is more like it.

From that perspective Amazon is actually very fit for service.

Group Test: smartphone satnav apps

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FAIL

Ovi

I recently travelled across EU using solely Ovi for navigation. It is barely tolerable and does not deserve the outrageously high score given by elreg.

If you are travelling in Shengen you need to subject yourself to a voluntary border control. Instead of happily traversing borders at 75mph you have to stop and reboot the phone. Some imbecile has coded the map reading task as realtime so when it has to load a new country map too fast it crashes one or more of the other realtime threads on the phone. Bluetooth is nearly always the victim, though the entire phone may go limp. Same for germany and province borders.

Key routes are not present - like ex-Yugo ring roads around cities. So you end up sitting for 2h in a roadworks traffic jam in downtown belgrade blessing the map quality. Search indexes are also pretty flimsy.

Overall, its only saving grace is that it is free and the free price tag is well deserved if you want to travel anywhere further than your local supermarket.

London tenders for speed cameras

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Actually average ones do reduce accidents

A14 is a good example - it was the road to hell regardless of how many speedtraps they put on it. It now has average speed cameras in the most dangerous portion and the accident count has immediately gone down in that portion.

Compared to the current cameras in London this will be a big improvement. Presently everyone drives at 70+ slamming the breaks every half a mile for the camera and accelerating back to 70 once past the markings on the road. That is less safe than no cameras at all.

So if they will _really_ replace the old blinkers with avs I am all for it.

Zeus botnet raid on UK bank accounts under the spotlight

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Grenade

Let me guess

It guess that this is the same bank which offered "free internet security software" in an overlay from its login page to an _UNSECURE_ download site so anybody could hijack this offer and infect this banks customers with malware. When I tried to point it to them that this is wrong and they should at least do it after the log in or from a secure page I got back the usual "Move along, this is not the security problems you have been looking for" customer service script.

They will have a VERY hard time proving that the customer is at fault because any of their customers could have been tricked into thinking they got the security software from the bank while getting it from a fake page.

Google patents search that tracks your mouse moves

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Irrelevant

Where your mouse is located is not relevant.

Google does not do "if your mouse is at X,Y we will display Z. They chuck raw data into a big number cruncher and from there on it is only a matter of time until it will identify patterns that predicate you doing something of interest to their "customers" (they use Bayes stats so using the word "correlate" is not correct here).

Then you will be fed an offer you supposedly cannot refuse by one of their customers. Voila. Job done. Breath in, generate revenue, breath out, generate revenue yet again.

Anton Ivanov
Happy

It is already blocked more often then you think

Spell analytics. Spell it again. And again. Now once again why does Internet nanny software that works on regexps block it? It is the Aaaaaaaaa... word...

Motorola making Android 3.0 tablet

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Coat

Excellent

Now, can the manufacturer whose tablet I can re-flash with a proper Linux distro please come forward. I will have 4 of those please (at least), straight away to sort out entertainment systems around the house and the car.

Otherwise I will continue sticking to refurbished laptops, Linux and the remote controls Redmond shipped for XP MCE (vista remote spec stinks - it simulates keyboard, not consumer IR) :)

Me coat, the one with 1024x600 sized pockets...

3D films fall flat

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Agree 100%

I watched "How to train your dragon" with junior and my other half. 3D added very little to it. It was a distraction so I am eagerly anticipating the DVD to watch it properly.

Let's be real, if it made real use of 3D the audience would have been screaming out of the hall. You do not expect an 8 year old to sit still when there is a Monstrous Nightmare on fire walking out of the screen and opening its mouth to eat him do you? OK some will, but there will be enough to start screaming and run for the exit to make the cinemas forget about the idea outright.

There is a very small gap in the market where 3D is enjoyable Mid level slightly violent trash like Avatar is probably spot on. I really would not want to watch Alien or Predator in 3D. At least without a spare set of pants.

Anton Ivanov

Well, the people there are 2-dimensional in the first place

You could replace them with wood cutouts and few will notice...

PARIS skins up with Rizlas and dope

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Grenade

You are still using wrong paper

The best paper for this kind of stuff is the so called "rice paper" which used to be used by draftsmen for copying stuff around a drawing. Try that - it is lighter than normal 80, much stronger than 80 and you really need to break the stupidometer by driving it off the scale to wrinkle that.

Nokia latest to feel wrath of Jobs

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I have tried to replicate this on my E71 and could not

I had to wrap both of my hands around the phone to get it to attenuate on 2G. Have not tried that on 3G though.

I think you "hit the nail on the head" here by noting that the phone is in 3.5G mode. 2G and probably basic 3G should work fine on a well designed antenna. That is not the case for the various types of HSPA. My impression is that the signal quality there can be affected by the phase of the moon, price of bananas on the Signapore futures market and the mood of the antenna designer's wife. So if the nokia is displaying HSPA level I would expect it to drop when held. That however will not cause it to drop a call - it will drop down to basic 3G.

IE and Safari lets attackers steal user names and addresses

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Terminator

You do

Joe average web (l)user does not. This attack will work on 98%+ of the web population.

Advent MT22 21.5in touchscreen all-in-one desktop

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Thumb Up

A few bits missing in the review

Is the PS built in or it uses a dead rat (there is something that looks like a dead rat receptacle on the "ports" picture)? What is the power consumption at full blast?

I have a 7 year old Compaq Laptop doing the "pacifier" duties for the rear seats in the car at the moment (http://foswiki.sigsegv.cx/bin/view/Net/DebianEvo110 ) and an all-in one touchscreen will be a good replacement once it goes to the great scrapheap in the sky.

While the bezel may look b*** ugly for a desktop it provides the necessary space to fix this to a harness so it can be hooked up to the back of a car seat. It looks like polycarbonate so it should be possible to drill it, glue it or otherwise vandalise it for this purpose. It also has an nvidia card and not an Intel anti-video so at least some games will work good enough to keep the rear seat occupants happy on a 9h trip across Europe :)

Apple details privacy policies for US Congressmen

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Headmaster

Depends on the precision required

Even in the USA where the carriers must be able to provide location of any phone down to 10s of meters to law enforcement they cannot do that in real time for all phones. The phone must be paged, reply with info which cell towers it sees and at what strength and the network must compute the location from that.

This mechanism works very well in 911/112 scenario where you are trying to pinpoint one phone. Doing it for all phones in the network and most importantly doing it in-context in relation to the way the customer is using the phone is not something which the carriers are capable of.

Android PHP option planned for Javaphobes

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Surely... That should be "what a truthful and realistic moto"...

A joke from the other side of the Iron Curtain circa 1980es:

Q: What is a pessimist?

A: A well informed optimist...

Q: What is an optimist?

A: A well instructed pessimist!

HP 'delays' Android tablet after death of Windows slate

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Two problems in your list of reqs

Problem No 1: x86 - no way to make a nice thin long life slate yet.

Problem No 2: Win7 - hardware reqs double the price compared to the other lot in the list.

So if you follow these two reqs (x86 and Win7) you have no choice but to produce a product that cannot compete versus the like of the iPad.

Steve Jobs denies Judas Phone antenna problems

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Hmm... interesting...

I just took my Nokia E71 off the desk... signal same, hold - signal same, hug - signal same, stuff where sun does not shine... guess not... too big for that, but probably signal will still be the same.

The only way I have managed to reproduce the "Jobs problem" was to hold it in two hands so you wrap one hand around it and put another on its top.

Anton Ivanov
Grenade

Never seen that problem on a Nokia E series

In Nokia E series backplate is the WiFi antenna and probably other stuff - BT, GPS. You can hold it any way you like and it still works fine. It may not be shiny, but once you upgrade the firmware it "just works".

God-blocking web filter ironically hard to find

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Coat

Lazarus Long has a saying

One man's religion is another man's belly laugh.

Me coat...

Nokia, Apple and Sudden Extinction Events

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Copy the addressbook to a SIM? You gotta be kidding

SIM as data storage is dead. Nobody in his sane mind keeps any contacts on the SIM any more.

There will be less than 10% of the information left when copying a phone addressbook to a SIM. Secondary phones, addresses, notes, labels, etc are all going to bite the bullet in the process.

Copying to a PC (or online service like scheduleworld) and back is a usually more successful, but even in that case some data will be lost. Add to that map coordinates, routes, bookmarks, etc and the picture becomes very similar to Apple vs MSFT around the end of the nineties and beginning of the naughties.

Cable lays plan for graduate tax

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Paris Hilton

Good Point

However, you are looking at the personal incentive. That may not be what Vince Cable is looking at.

If the universities funding is tied up to the economic contribution of a graduate the number of bogus degree programs is going to decrease and the number of degree programs that teach the high ROI subjects will increase. This will also increase the competition between them.

So while bad for the individuals, the overall economic effect may actually be positive.

Packard Bell Butterfly XS 11.6in notebook

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That is a pretty good price

The real question is - does it run Linux? 2G RAM and 250G is "diet" for Windows 7. It will be aplenty for something less resource hungry. However the question is what are the real peripherals here: what ethernet, what wifi, what 3G did Packard Bell use.

India to place $11bn order for AIP hi-tech submarines

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Grenade

Bad analysis

Lewis - you missed a few points:

First, India has working supersonic cruise missiles capable of hitting ground targets. Brahmos. Verrrrrrry unpleasant beast - same speed and same countermeasure avoidance like Russian Sunburns, but capable of terrain following and over-land navigation and targeting. This missile was designed for submarine launch from day one.

An Indian sub does not need to get within 100 miles. It is deadly to any fleet out there including "1st nations" at a range of up to 200+.

Second, your assumption that if a couple of Merlins can cover the English channel they can cover the straights of Hormuz is incorrect. Hormuz, Gulf of Aden and a lot of other "points of interest" out there are different from the Channel - they have LOTS of islands close to the coast with channels between them that are deep enough to accommodate a diesel-electric. These provide more than enough shade for a sub to hide from active sonar until it can strike. Similarly, they provide space where it can evade after it strikes.

Symbian Titanic heading for iceberg

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Grenade

Means to what end?

Symbian may be ugly, but it runs OK on phones with a much lower BOM than the touchscreen flagships. As far as the mid-tier and low-end phones Symbian is likely to end up being the only game in town very soon (with only Samsung/Bada contesting it there). This can allow Nokia to increase margins there while the margins at the top drop.

Cyberpower Ultra Scylla six-core AMD PC

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Exactly

This is the most stupid airflow design I have seen for the last 3-4 years. The pic on slide 2 is self-evident.

The fan on the top of the case is obstructed by the CPU nuclear reactor heat exchanger or whatever they bolted on it. It is doing nothing in terms of cooling and a lot in terms of noise. The rare case fan is correctly positioned, but severely underpowered for this monstrosity so the heat dissipated by the VGA and the CPU is nicely mixed inside instead of being taken out promptly. I would expect 200mm or even 250mm on the back, further to the back on top (not right on top of the CPU) or on the front instead. For $DEITY sake, we live in a day and age when even Maplin can get cooling right on a budget case

Is it that difficult?

Apple sues three more over power adapter 'knock-offs'

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Tey patented the connector

Apple PS connector is held by a magnetic catch and not friction like in other manufacturers and in that sense is quite original. It is also better than a let's say classic Dell or Sony power brick connector because it will unhook if you trip over the cable at nearly any angle.

The old-style connectors used by other manufacturers will not unhook if the force is applied at a right angle to the connector so if you trip over the cable the laptop goes flying off the table.

Granted, Apple is exaggerating the advantages of its connector in its marketing. It is however innovative, patentable and worthy of patent protection.

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The patent quoted by el reg is not the only one

The patent referred in the article is not the only one. There is another one for the laptop side plug and IIRC it is a proper utility one, not a "registered design". The plug is quite innovative on a few counts and is a clear improvement over most other power-brick connectors.

However, coming back to american patent law - it is easier to enforce a design patent in court :)

Russian spies dumped in Vienna after swap

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You are mostly correct

I would not be so sure about the accent.

Most diplomat kids I know can speak English absolutely flawlessly. In fact you are more likely to pick them out by the fact that they use the correct grammar (which no sane Brit or yank knows) than by accent.

Ditto for graduates from a couple of the better English schools in Moscow and St Petersburgh like for example No 80 in Moscow. Shovelling 8h of English per week down the throat of year 2 in primary school followed by 8h a week every year for 9 more years as well as all subjects (Math, Physics, Bio, etc) in English can go a very long way.

Android slurps market share from Apple, RIM, Microsoft

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You are lucky to have one of the 3 best phones ever made

The 6310i still costs 60£ for second hand refurbished which is more than a lot of new phones. It does not break, it does not crash and it just works. That however is not what the manufacturers want nowdays. They want you to change it like a fashion accessory every 12-24 months so things are usually build to break one way or another.

Microsoft's past - the future to Android's iPhone victory

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Close but no cigar

You are missing the point.

The difference between Apple + Apple fees and their competition is a couple of dinners in a decent restaurant. The difference between IBM costs and Microsoft from 17+ years back was on the order of half an annual salary. If we inflation index IBM prices for compilers and kits you are looking at 20000K+ for some of them in todays money.

The cost of a couple of dinners or a weekend in a 1 star motel in a third rate resort is something that most people can swallow. In fact it is not that different. The average cost of a documentation book from Microsoft Press (and they were excellent by the way) around 1991 was 30-40$. In todays money this is not far off from what Apple is asking for.

Half an annual salary however is... how to put it... a slightly different proposition.

So the comparison between Apple/Android today and Microsoft/IBM from 20 years back is a bit bogus.

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China, india, significant going forward? Sorry I just choked on my expresso

The only market which is significant in going forward for a vendor is a market where it can SELL ITS GOODS AT PROFIT. While it is possible to sell some hardware (taking the risk that it will be copied) in these markets, selling software for a profit in them is something which is nigh impossible even for someone like Microsoft who can bring in the USA diplomacy as "tactical support".

So as far as the success of phones as a software platform the amount which is sold in these countries matters very little and will continue to matter very little until it will become possible to sell non-local _SOFTWARE_ there at a profit.That is yet to appear on the radar.

iRobot Roomba 581 robot cleaner

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Joke

You missed the point

It costs that much because you can run it twice a day if you want - automated and once it has cleaned up it can maintain it squeaky clean. It takes it about 2-3 days on average to get there.

You cannot afford the time to do run around your office daily with a 75$ vacuum cleaner unless you also purchase the Consuella attachment to it which costs way more than 500$ a year if you use the system on a daily basis.

Anton Ivanov
Boffin

Does it still get stuck on Ikea chairs? 53x does.

The main advantage of the Roomba is that you can run it pretty much every day. It may not pick up as much dust as a "proper" vacuum cleaner in one go but it is persistent and stubborned. The difference becomes really obvious once you get into the habit of running it every day (or schedule it to do it).

I found however a number of major flaws with the design which this review has missed:

1. The navigation is dependent on distance measurement by the front (small wheel) which has a simple black/white marking and a simple optical sensor. However the space between the wheel and the sensor gets clogged up very fast resulting in it running very sub-optimal patterns and taking an hour or so to find its base "by feel". It should be trivial to detect that it is not measuring distance correctly and signal a minor fault. However it does not do that.

2. Ikea/Argos/Whatever chairs in the classic Swedish style "steam-bent beech" design are a definite Achilles heel:

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/categories/series/07472/

The Roomba is incapable of dealing with them. It climbs on top of the leg and starts bleeping for help.

By the way, it is not a vacuum cleaner in the first place. It is a floor/carpet cleaner with vacuum assist. Most of the cleaning is done by the brushes and the vacuum is only helping out to clean up the remainder.

BBC chief acknowledges DAB flop & internet radio

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How about a multiplatform DIGITAL WORLD

How about actually using some standard nice well behaved MP3 streams for the bloody radio so it can be listened to on any device - phone, media center, squeezebox, etc instead of only being available using Flash and working properly only on a PC.

I do not want radio on a bleeping PC, I want it on a RADIO of some shape or form which I can put in the kitchen or take with me to the garden even if it is being sent over the bleeping Internet.

Even provincial radio stations in cities with 30000 people in the 5th world countries can do it. Why is it so bleeping difficult for "the leader in digital broadcasting" to achieve the same?

Apple seeks antenna engineers after 'Death Grip' debacle

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FAIL

Tell that to Nokia then

The back lid on the E series is a part of the antenna (at least for WiFi). There is no way in hell to hold the phone without touching. This however, does not prevent it from working and demonstrating excellent reception regardless of how you hold it - for both my E65 (old phone) and E71 (current).

So quite clearly it is possible to do antenna design which works even if you hold the phone antenna with your hand though probably it does not work with "real" shiny metal, only with fake one.

As noted elsewhere on this thread it is a failure of testing. The disguise case on top of the phone prevented the engineers from noticing this. It is one of those cases where Apple's secrecy and leak-resistance (which I actually admire) has bitten them very badly.

Hybrid hard drives: what's not to like?

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That is why verbatim offers expresscard flash drives

You still retain your mobility and you can fit it into most reasonable notebooks.

It is a pity nobody does a flash replacement for notebook CDROMs. HP used to offer 80G disks that slotted instead of their DVDs but the price was... to put it mildly.. extortionate. There is a market for it - especially with today flash prices.

Does anyone really want to embed dedupe code?

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Data reduction is not a matter of ethos, it is a matter of performance

As far as VM storage is concerned de-duping it leads to drastically reducing the effective IOPS load. The "common part of the VM" + "differences" can actually fit into tier-1 storage or even cache. As a result the performance is much greater compared to a non-deduped install.

Vauxhall Ampera extended range e-car

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Bollocks

Original Honda Insight (not the Prius-like wannabie) is manual, so is first gen Honda Civic EV, so are a couple of Mercedes prototypes. Based on the initial announcement the CR-Z was a 6-speed stick similar to the original Insight. I have not driven it yet so no idea if it is manual or not.

So as I said - no stick, no buy. You can have a stick with an electric car even today.

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"And even the very best diesels still sound like, well, diesels."

Cough... Cough...

Diesel sounding like diesel... Hmm.... That is valid for American Agricultural Vibrator (aka Ford), Deutche Panzer (aka VW) and Francais Transport D'œufs (aka PSV) diseasel. Not for a properly engineered diesel. Try a _PROPER_ modern diesel - something like the Honda FRV or Accord CRDi or if worst comes to worst even some of the recent Nissans.

As far as the car is concerned - no stick == no thanks, no buy. So far the only next gen hybrid worth driving has been the new Honda CRZ (which should have been called Insight if not for Honda marketing having too much whalesong)

Intel preps x86 Android for summer release

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Three, not two

It is unclear where Intel own SDK for media devices and its media PU which is to pair with Atom in embedded kit stands related to this. It is in use by a number of STB and embedded device manufacturers. So this makes the number of OS-es 3, not 2.

Bluetooth: wireless wonder or digital dead end?

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Welcome

Seconded. It does not pass the "wife test"

It will deliver when it establishes communications reliably and tears them down reliably. This is simply not the case. For example my Nokia E71 pairs with the car handsfree in under 75% and loses pairing in 75%+ when the handsfree gets a power glitch.

Good for geeks, barely acceptable for the ones of us who are law obiding with regards to mobile usage in vehicles and totally unacceptable for Joe average user.

Dyson Air Multiplier desktop cooler

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Can El Reg do their research properly

The way air is "multiplied" here is NOT Dyson innovation, it is a Remington one. Its first appearance in a consumer product was in the Remington Vortex hair drier about 12 years ago. Dyson may have changed the design slightly to make it into a shiny Dyson toy, but that is about it. That is besides the fact that similar principles have been used in turbines for 40+ years.

Innovations some other time. More like misleading marketing about being innovative. It is not the first time either. There are other examples - the Airblade (same design shipped by Mitsubishi for years) and so on.

Giving poor kids computers, internet makes them stupider

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That is slightly different

First of all. A "nekkid" computer with Winhoze an educational tool does not make. It takes 200-400£+ per annum for it to be a useful educational tool (this also includes the stick portion of the carrot and stick budget).. All the digital divide programs never accounted for that one and thought that by giving computers something magical will happen. First of all the ones that have no money to buy a computer cannot afford this sum and even if they could do not know what to buy.

Second, unless there is a parent equipped with a carrot and a stick a computer will not be used as an educational tool. It will be a time wasting toy. So not surprisingly the results will go down. Once again the stick part (and the carrot to some extent) require money. AV, content filtering, time-limit software, etc all requires either parent effort or money or both.

So the conclusion here is fairly simple. It is often better not to give "aid" than to give half of it.

Google hits coder G-spot with Linux command line tool

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Grenade

Seconded

That is besides the fact that if there is a command line interface you can integrate nearly anything to it. You can tie it up to your company's CRM, to issue tracking systems, network management, alerts - you name it.

That is simply not a viable option if something has been dumbed down to be GUI only (one of the reason why I hate Gnome - most apps are done so that they are GUI and GUI only with the GUI deeply embedded in the state machine).