NASA gave us the 'Vomit Comet'
Bezos proudly gives us the 'Puke Chute'.
153 posts • joined 14 Apr 2012
Bezos proudly gives us the 'Puke Chute'.
I think MS have hired Dom Joly.
Can't blame em for exploiting the perks of a captive audience formed entirely from gullible morons.
Was enough to make me semi-reach.. can't you do a sub for 'Weird' magazine instead? At least I can look at those goons without losing my lunch.
See title - I gave it much more thought than the franchise writers.
- Who, coincidentally, gave up smoking - then developed cancer and died.
Vegetarians die every day... Bon Appetit!
Imma eat your share of all the bacons, bitches.
As usual from ANY telco (yes even your impervious saintly one) it's all just vile bullshit.
Love the latest update to thier posting about it.. Basically it says latest update 2pm.. and the update consisted of updating the timestamp from 11am to 2pm..
Fuck em all...
"No, computer.. You have it all wrong.. I tell YOU what to do."
Your job will be done when you are nailed to the prow of the good ship windoze, as it sinks into the sea of eternal stink, for betraying the trust of all windoze users, regardless of whether they wanted to swallow your malware laden excuse of an OS update or not.
For example Boring hair-trigger PC twats die in a fire kthxbye.zzz
I believe I am being emotionally honest when I say: What a fuckin pussy.
Seriously though - this makes zero sense and if the guy/gal is some kind of fundamentalist then tbh the project is better off without them anyway.
You mean you actually tried to use it for something other than looking hip at Starbucks? You're lucky to still have both your legs.
Quite a lot of 'The Worm That Turned' has actually come to pass. It's available in it's entirety on teh yootoobz.. and is as disturbingly reminiscent of modern 'culture' as it is amusing.
Oculus: Where we're going, you don't need eyes.
"@Snowden follows only one account, the joint account of the National Security Agency and Central Security Service"
I'm still on 7 - it will be the last MS OS I ever use. Linux is no longer an experimental option.
..and what are they doing with it? Well..
Indeed.. Take your pick.. telling you which one would be meaningless, as they're all the same.
Used to be a huuuge Bill Bailey fan.. then, one day, I remember watching in horror as I saw his undying comedy soul leave his body on the TV, and wave goodbye forever.. as he fronted for a fucking corrupt political party.
Since then he has never been the same.. and never will be again.
Tell me we aren't being ruled by the fucking church again.
1 - None of the above.
2 - All of the above.
I opt for the latter.
Next thing you know they'll have a Kenyan as president.
I like to think of twitter more like a dynamic version of the old finger protocol.. It is what it is.. a microblog.. get over it. Seems ot be a lot of commentards here who reserve a quite frankly insane amount of hatred for the platform.
Shut it all the fuck down. End of story.
But you won't.. you like Doctor Who and Strictly too much.. doncha?
I have a scoped-out high powered air-rifle - just for your wayward toy of delusion. Pull, you fuckers!
Grab da Passwrdz Unit.
Such a shame Peter Falk left us a few years back.. they could have got him on the case.
Everyone knows that phrase belongs well and truly to Columbo.. 50 years of TV repeats as documentary evidence.
You use a site that should really be called lookatme.com - and your privacy is at risk?
Well, shit the bed.
Fail to see how aligning one's stance to that of a stubborn toddler does much to advance any cause..
Three easy steps.
1. Count the number of countries NK army is active in around the world.
2.Count the number of countries US/UK army is active in around the world.
3. Shut the fuck up.
Dumb fucking customers. Get one installed today - irradiate your family!
cue perfect twats
The concept is already broken at inception. Due to the lack of original new content produced in the world (then added to the site), once you've watched anything actually worth watching the subscription becomes unjustifiable.
UK gun rights were systematically removed one by one according to a pre-decided plan.
..and now look at the way the police and govt treat people.
I was gonna call it 'Potatoes don't grow on the Moon'.
But then I found something worthwhile to do, instead of wasting my time trying to communicate with idiots.
..scare tactics. The fewer people that use TOR the easier it is for them to practice thier dogshit sniffery.
..and phones that are for making and recieving calls..
I'm weird like that.
What they gonna do next? Blow up t'internet?
Off-topic answer: San Francisco
..why we never hear about Israeli attacks on Chinese systems.. I bet they happen many times a day.
They won't like it cus Ridley refused to reguritate his own product like a vomiting pig.. and there were hardly any guns... they don't like that either.
So in an offer of compensation Sony will offer to plug you in to thier cash-siphoning eternal-subscription-to-be-useful 'Plus' program.. Why don't they just offer you an envelope containing a slice of dried dog turd?
Nothing would be more joyful than seeing auntie's network downed in epic fashion.. Maybe just replace it with a picture of a freshly laid turd, gently steaming in the cool evening air.
"PS3 stalwarts might be perturbed by the need for a PS Plus account to play online but the service pays for itself in free games..."
They are not free games - unless you consider paying for them for ALL ETERNITY free.. Shame on the writer for using this intentional misnomer..
Don't accept my word for it? Find me one piece of Sony marketing for PS Plus that uses the word 'free' - you can't because thier lawyers, who fill the halls of PS HQs - not gamers as they would have you believe, know damn well they would be stepping into a legal minefield.
Pewpie quick capsule review (borrowed from the late William Hicks): Piece of shit - walk away. Come back when the price drops, the PSN online bullshit is recinded due to unpopular demand, and the hardware faults are removed.
You are a traitor to gaming humanity and should be destroyed on sight. How dare you use technology for yourself..
The shamelessness of some people... sheesh.
.. for eight fucking years, Gordon..
Funny how all these stories set to hit Tor users confidence surface as it's popularity blooms..