Oculus: Where we're going, you don't need eyes.
140 posts • joined 14 Apr 2012
Twitter comprehension failure/Egomaniac/both
"@Snowden follows only one account, the joint account of the National Security Agency and Central Security Service"
Re: Your data pays for your 'free' OS.
I'm still on 7 - it will be the last MS OS I ever use. Linux is no longer an experimental option.
Your data pays for your 'free' OS.
..and what are they doing with it? Well..
Re: RIP Ol' Bill.
Indeed.. Take your pick.. telling you which one would be meaningless, as they're all the same.
RIP Ol' Bill.
Used to be a huuuge Bill Bailey fan.. then, one day, I remember watching in horror as I saw his undying comedy soul leave his body on the TV, and wave goodbye forever.. as he fronted for a fucking corrupt political party.
Since then he has never been the same.. and never will be again.
Deathbots good. Sexbots bad.
Tell me we aren't being ruled by the fucking church again.
Missing two valid options from the vote.
1 - None of the above.
2 - All of the above.
I opt for the latter.
Next thing you know they'll have a Kenyan as president.
Updated version of finger.
I like to think of twitter more like a dynamic version of the old finger protocol.. It is what it is.. a microblog.. get over it. Seems ot be a lot of commentards here who reserve a quite frankly insane amount of hatred for the platform.
Shut it all the fuck down. End of story.
But you won't.. you like Doctor Who and Strictly too much.. doncha?
Drone buyers beware..
I have a scoped-out high powered air-rifle - just for your wayward toy of delusion. Pull, you fuckers!
Grab da Passwrdz Unit.
Such a shame Peter Falk left us a few years back.. they could have got him on the case.
Everyone knows that phrase belongs well and truly to Columbo.. 50 years of TV repeats as documentary evidence.
You use a site that should really be called lookatme.com - and your privacy is at risk?
Well, shit the bed.
Fail to see how aligning one's stance to that of a stubborn toddler does much to advance any cause..
Here's what you do.
Three easy steps.
1. Count the number of countries NK army is active in around the world.
2.Count the number of countries US/UK army is active in around the world.
3. Shut the fuck up.
Best Nelson voice
Dumb fucking customers. Get one installed today - irradiate your family!
cue perfect twats
Don't need to break it.
The concept is already broken at inception. Due to the lack of original new content produced in the world (then added to the site), once you've watched anything actually worth watching the subscription becomes unjustifiable.
UK gun rights were systematically removed one by one according to a pre-decided plan.
..and now look at the way the police and govt treat people.
I was gonna write a book about this 'conspiracy'
I was gonna call it 'Potatoes don't grow on the Moon'.
But then I found something worthwhile to do, instead of wasting my time trying to communicate with idiots.
..scare tactics. The fewer people that use TOR the easier it is for them to practice thier dogshit sniffery.
I like watches tell the time..
..and phones that are for making and recieving calls..
I'm weird like that.
What they gonna do next? Blow up t'internet?
Re: MY PREDICTION...
Off-topic answer: San Francisco
..why we never hear about Israeli attacks on Chinese systems.. I bet they happen many times a day.
Re: Here's more hoping...
They won't like it cus Ridley refused to reguritate his own product like a vomiting pig.. and there were hardly any guns... they don't like that either.
So in an offer of compensation Sony will offer to plug you in to thier cash-siphoning eternal-subscription-to-be-useful 'Plus' program.. Why don't they just offer you an envelope containing a slice of dried dog turd?
Shame it was just an FTP server..
Nothing would be more joyful than seeing auntie's network downed in epic fashion.. Maybe just replace it with a picture of a freshly laid turd, gently steaming in the cool evening air.
Does Mike work for Sony?
"PS3 stalwarts might be perturbed by the need for a PS Plus account to play online but the service pays for itself in free games..."
They are not free games - unless you consider paying for them for ALL ETERNITY free.. Shame on the writer for using this intentional misnomer..
Don't accept my word for it? Find me one piece of Sony marketing for PS Plus that uses the word 'free' - you can't because thier lawyers, who fill the halls of PS HQs - not gamers as they would have you believe, know damn well they would be stepping into a legal minefield.
Pewpie quick capsule review (borrowed from the late William Hicks): Piece of shit - walk away. Come back when the price drops, the PSN online bullshit is recinded due to unpopular demand, and the hardware faults are removed.
You are a traitor to gaming humanity and should be destroyed on sight. How dare you use technology for yourself..
The shamelessness of some people... sheesh.
They're waiting for you Gordon... In the test chamber...
.. for eight fucking years, Gordon..
Funny how all these stories set to hit Tor users confidence surface as it's popularity blooms..
clearly AC doesnt knowy Yify.
A man with a piece of paper said it..
..and now it is so.
Re: Always assuming
Why is there no story covering this? No Sony rewards for covering reality? Keep the promo pieces coming.. won't be long before you get your new PS4 for 'review purposes'...
So basically, through the even further inflated telco charges that will result - we are all personally going to fund an ongoing game of whack-a-mole for a bunch of professionals pervs.
I have it on good authority...
..if you type the name 'Lucius Fox' into Google, it will cause the entire surviellance grid to explode in a beautiful shower of sparks.
When to say those three little words: 'I am quitting'
When you use three words to say something instead of two would be a good start.
Big OED oversight.
Silly OED.. someone should let them know they have entirely forgotten it's culinary usage - frequently encountered by any sensible twitter user in everyday patronage of the service..
As in:- "I really couldn't care less what you just had tweet."
Haven't read Banks for a few years - but I have great memories of reading The Bridge, The Wasp factory for the first time way back when.. Always a shame when a genuine creative dies.. At least I have the books he has released in the last several years to look forward to.
More Tor/VPN users.
Seems that as with phones - the only truly smart option is to buy a dumb model. (still rocking my Mockya 6600)
Re: Google Glass?
Better eh.. Maybe better in your yank-owned psyche.. But please don't attempt to infect mine with such trans-atlantic tripe.
So does this mean the end of my campaign to get #HeadsOnPoles trending?
Well, you know what I say to that.. (I hope you do - cus if I tell you here I'll probably end up in a bin bag.)