more like they realised they are instrumental in circulating the weakest piece of anti-cop bullshit ever seen.
212 posts • joined 14 Apr 2012
If you mean post-brexit europe is fucked - then yes.
..and libtards like the author are the ones labelling everybody racist? Do you even read your own stinking effluent?.. or just get up and walk away from the toilet without even wiping your rancid anus.
You get kickbacks for linking to that shit? It's not part of the open web - so why fucking link it? Shame on you.
Re: State Broadcasters
No thanks, fucko - I fucking hate TV drama - all the same old shit. Enjoy the cosy train rides with Micheal Portillo (one of the most hated scumfuckers of the 90s) and keep telling yourself you aren't a civil servant fuckstick slave who works for the oldest (and most sucessful at brainwashing) STATE BROADCASTER.
I'm done with preaching to the retarded. Why don't you come join us in reality - where the fucking queen doesn't build us all nuke proof bunkers from which to spread our filthy fuckin lies?
Re: State Broadcasters
A state broadcaster is EXACTLY what it fucking is.
It's funded by an enforced television tax.. It's riddled with government/ex-goverment establishment.. the zombies that work there are too far up their own arses to see that they are, in fact, glorified civil servants.. and the zombies like y'all, who worship at it's rotten feet, are too dumb to see what is fucking them in the face.
Re: State Broadcasters
Wow Reg readers just fucking love their state broadcasters. Keep it mencap, you fucksticks.
Don't care how thick the layer of bullshit gloss is.. it's still a poisonous turd.
State broadcasters.. Shut em all the fuck down.
Wrong way round.
Should be 'All Windows 10 users are now open to Microsoft's Feedback Hub.'
Official badness standarization protocols.
Recommended ascending order of severity:
Ken Livingstone bad.
Bring new meaning to being cock-blocked.
The final backdoor battle is near.
Easy on the 'us'.
Someone call Nelson..
We need a Hah-hah.. stat.
Memory corruption is their speciality.
So by that fantastic rational, the less hair a woman has - the more sexist she is..
I, but I forgot.. women can't be sexist.. it's politically impossible.
Somewhere, out there in the depths of the universe.. far beyond the outer reaches of pitiful, lies this.
Bit like drawing a keyhole on your front door and hoping nobody tries the handle..
They can put a gyrating penguin licking a giant Ubuntu logo-shaped lollipop suggestively on the startup screen for all I care.. I still ain't going back to their dogshit giant spyware container.
For great justice?
'..to the average 12-year-old, it looks like some kind of evil computer from the 1980s trying to over the world.'
For a moment there I thought El Reg had the 'real' Peter Hammill writing about this fucking circus of corruption we call government.
Howsabout that for a soundbite, Pete?
Drones aren't a threat..
..says drone-spunking university pencil neck. (no doubt desperate for his next round of funding)
Re: Flat is bad @bombastic
Simple - they are some of the most easily herded creatures on the planet.
When does determination become stupidity?
There are quite a few SJW types in tech destined to find out quickly, in exacting detail.
By that rationale..
Sky should block themselves for broadcasting counterfeit news and entertainment.
Re: Slip the surly bonds? Nonsense!
Let's face it.. The damn thing barely qualifies as spaceflight.. but shhh.. the hype train doesn't like it when the fact monster comes to town. They have to sell those twat-priced tickets, remember?
I know what you're thinking..
Did I read five billion warnings about .doc files, or six?..
“Just as we (fail to) do offline, we want to make sure children are (not)prevented from accessing pornographic content online."
The world is a free place.. despite their nazi delusions.
Need a new icon..
A tiny pink violin.
Seriously - this is not IT news.. it's pure bollocks.
You let a TalkTalk engineer approach/enter your property?
I'm afraid you legally forego the right to any sympathy whatsoever.
Jesus Christ, you have a big but.. No ad farms are gonna have access to my gear. End of line.
Never apologise for being right.
I decide what ads are acceptable. No fucker else.
So - time to switch to a branch of ad block that hasn't forgotten the true meaning of 'fuck you'.
Silly man.. playing naive.. he's vindicated, alright... vindicated spelled F-U-C-K-E-D. Wonder how he feels about all those silly self-serving black rectangles now? Acting like the establishment doesn't make you the establishment.
There are no diplomats.. There are no politicians.. There are only face men. There is no 'will of the people'. There is no Sweden.. There is no UK.. There is only ZUUL. Welcome to 2016, Jayjay.
Only took em 20 years.
The man is a bibble.. The project will be bibbletech.
Fawlty router.. Sounds like Basil cooked up that story himself..I hope they gave it a damn good thrashing.
SShh..You feel that?
The web just got a little less sanctimonious.
"It's brilliant!" enthused Weaver. "Whoever it was at the NSA or GCHQ who invented it give them a big Christmas bonus."
What.. for reading the label? Those folks really are fucked, aren't they..
'We continually act to strengthen the protection of our online customer services through security improvement initiatives.'
Translates to their standard reply to all customer issues. "Shut up, peon and take a look around, at what we've done your country. We do what we like."
Is that a keygen in your pocket?
Or are you just I'll get my coat.
Reminds me of that episode of 'One Man And His Dog'
...y'know.. the one where the sheep helplessly bumble from pen to pen to hide from the dogs.
Looking forward to the day..
..the day when I can steal all teh passwrdz by bouncing off your smartbelt via your smartsocks.
It's clogged up with bile.
Just keeping the little man out of the true picture at Wikipeedja.. Can't have them knowing too much from the inside eh, you fucking crooks.
"....asks that 117 be christened "'Octarine', with the proposed symbol Oc (pronounced 'ook')".
No.. just.. no. (pronounced 'ooooohhnomissusiamthemostpretentiousoneintheroom')