* Posts by pewpie

211 posts • joined 14 Apr 2012

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Don't laugh: Ofcom's a model for post-Brexit Europe

pewpie

If you mean post-brexit europe is fucked - then yes.

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Patriotic Brits rush into streets to celebrate… National Cream Tea Day

pewpie

..and libtards like the author are the ones labelling everybody racist? Do you even read your own stinking effluent?.. or just get up and walk away from the toilet without even wiping your rancid anus.

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Tim Peake to return to Earth after six months floating around in space

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Digital ad biz is fraudulent by design, complain big brands

pewpie

Subscription needed..

You get kickbacks for linking to that shit? It's not part of the open web - so why fucking link it? Shame on you.

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BBC post-Savile culture change means staff can 'speak truth to power'

pewpie

Re: State Broadcasters

No thanks, fucko - I fucking hate TV drama - all the same old shit. Enjoy the cosy train rides with Micheal Portillo (one of the most hated scumfuckers of the 90s) and keep telling yourself you aren't a civil servant fuckstick slave who works for the oldest (and most sucessful at brainwashing) STATE BROADCASTER.

I'm done with preaching to the retarded. Why don't you come join us in reality - where the fucking queen doesn't build us all nuke proof bunkers from which to spread our filthy fuckin lies?

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pewpie

Re: State Broadcasters

A state broadcaster is EXACTLY what it fucking is.

It's funded by an enforced television tax.. It's riddled with government/ex-goverment establishment.. the zombies that work there are too far up their own arses to see that they are, in fact, glorified civil servants.. and the zombies like y'all, who worship at it's rotten feet, are too dumb to see what is fucking them in the face.

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pewpie

Re: State Broadcasters

Wow Reg readers just fucking love their state broadcasters. Keep it mencap, you fucksticks.

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pewpie

State Broadcasters

Don't care how thick the layer of bullshit gloss is.. it's still a poisonous turd.

State broadcasters.. Shut em all the fuck down.

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Hate Windows 10? Microsoft's given you 'Insider' powers anyway

pewpie

Wrong way round.

Should be 'All Windows 10 users are now open to Microsoft's Feedback Hub.'

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ImageMagick exploits spotted

pewpie

Official badness standarization protocols.

Recommended ascending order of severity:

Not bad.

Pretty bad.

Plain bad.

Nobbin' bad.

Ken Livingstone bad.

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Twitter block Oz Greens talk

pewpie

Bring new meaning to being cock-blocked.

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Official: Microsoft's 'Get Windows 10' nagware to vanish from PCs in July

pewpie

Steel yourselves..

The final backdoor battle is near.

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Windows 10 free upgrade offer ends on July 29th

pewpie
Stop

Easy on the 'us'.

See title.

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Windows 10 handcuffs Cortana web search to Bing and Edge browser

pewpie

Someone call Nelson..

We need a Hah-hah.. stat.

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Mozilla slings Firefox patches at flaw found by GCHQ's infosec arm

pewpie

Take heed..

Memory corruption is their speciality.

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Are bearded blokes more sexist?

pewpie
Paris Hilton

So by that fantastic rational, the less hair a woman has - the more sexist she is..

I, but I forgot.. women can't be sexist.. it's politically impossible.

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Daft Punk: Snowden goes electronica

pewpie

Somewhere, out there in the depths of the universe.. far beyond the outer reaches of pitiful, lies this.

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Optus patches crap credential cock-up in cable modems

pewpie

Bit like drawing a keyhole on your front door and hoping nobody tries the handle..

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Bash on Windows. Repeat, Microsoft demos Bash on Windows

pewpie

They can put a gyrating penguin licking a giant Ubuntu logo-shaped lollipop suggestively on the startup screen for all I care.. I still ain't going back to their dogshit giant spyware container.

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Hands on with the BBC's Micro:Bit computer. You know, for kids

pewpie

For great justice?

'..to the average 12-year-old, it looks like some kind of evil computer from the 1980s trying to over the world.'

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Subjects! Speek your branes to Parliament on the Snoopers' Charter

pewpie

Darn..

For a moment there I thought El Reg had the 'real' Peter Hammill writing about this fucking circus of corruption we call government.

Howsabout that for a soundbite, Pete?

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FAA's 'drone smash risk to aircraft' is plane crazy

pewpie

Drones aren't a threat..

..says drone-spunking university pencil neck. (no doubt desperate for his next round of funding)

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Solus: A welcome ground-up break from the Linux herd

pewpie

Re: Flat is bad @bombastic

Simple - they are some of the most easily herded creatures on the planet.

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Yelp-for-people app Peeple is back – so we rated Julia, its cofounder

pewpie

When does determination become stupidity?

There are quite a few SJW types in tech destined to find out quickly, in exacting detail.

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BT, Sky, EE, TalkTalk and Virgin to appeal website blocking ruling

pewpie

By that rationale..

Sky should block themselves for broadcasting counterfeit news and entertainment.

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SpaceShipTwo ready to slip the surly bonds of Earth for Virgin Galactic

pewpie

Re: Slip the surly bonds? Nonsense!

Let's face it.. The damn thing barely qualifies as spaceflight.. but shhh.. the hype train doesn't like it when the fact monster comes to town. They have to sell those twat-priced tickets, remember?

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Locky ransomware is spreading like the clap

pewpie
Paris Hilton

I know what you're thinking..

Did I read five billion warnings about .doc files, or six?..

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UK to stop children looking at online porn. How?

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pewpie

“Just as we (fail to) do offline, we want to make sure children are (not)prevented from accessing pornographic content online."

The world is a free place.. despite their nazi delusions.

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Women devs – want your pull requests accepted? Just don't tell anyone you're a girl

pewpie

Need a new icon..

A tiny pink violin.

Seriously - this is not IT news.. it's pure bollocks.

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Ex-TalkTalker TalkTalks: Records portal had shared password. It was 4 years old

pewpie

You let a TalkTalk engineer approach/enter your property?

I'm afraid you legally forego the right to any sympathy whatsoever.

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AdBlock Plus, websites draft peace deal so ads can bypass blockade

pewpie

Jesus Christ, you have a big but.. No ad farms are gonna have access to my gear. End of line.

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pewpie

Never apologise for being right.

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pewpie

I decide what ads are acceptable. No fucker else.

So - time to switch to a branch of ad block that hasn't forgotten the true meaning of 'fuck you'.

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Official UN panel findings on embassy-squatter released. Assange: I'm 'vindicated'

pewpie

Vindicated?

Silly man.. playing naive.. he's vindicated, alright... vindicated spelled F-U-C-K-E-D. Wonder how he feels about all those silly self-serving black rectangles now? Acting like the establishment doesn't make you the establishment.

There are no diplomats.. There are no politicians.. There are only face men. There is no 'will of the people'. There is no Sweden.. There is no UK.. There is only ZUUL. Welcome to 2016, Jayjay.

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Google to deep six dodgy download buttons

pewpie

Only took em 20 years.

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Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

pewpie

The man is a bibble.. The project will be bibbletech.

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BT blames 'faulty router' for mega outage. Did they try turning it off and on again?

pewpie

Fawlty router.. Sounds like Basil cooked up that story himself..I hope they gave it a damn good thrashing.

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BT broadband is down: Former state monopoly goes TITSUP UK-wide

pewpie

SShh..You feel that?

The web just got a little less sanctimonious.

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Cops hate encryption but the NSA loves it when you use PGP

pewpie

"It's brilliant!" enthused Weaver. "Whoever it was at the NSA or GCHQ who invented it give them a big Christmas bonus."

What.. for reading the label? Those folks really are fucked, aren't they..

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Sainsbury's Bank web pages stuck on crappy 20th century crypto

pewpie

'We continually act to strengthen the protection of our online customer services through security improvement initiatives.'

Translates to their standard reply to all customer issues. "Shut up, peon and take a look around, at what we've done your country. We do what we like."

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Squeeze the banana to log into this office Wi-Fi

pewpie
Coat

Is that a keygen in your pocket?

Or are you just I'll get my coat.

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Thousands fled TalkTalk after gigantic hack, confirm researchers

pewpie

Reminds me of that episode of 'One Man And His Dog'

...y'know.. the one where the sheep helplessly bumble from pen to pen to hide from the dogs.

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Internet of Things 'smart' devices are dumb by design

pewpie

Looking forward to the day..

..the day when I can steal all teh passwrdz by bouncing off your smartbelt via your smartsocks.

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Twitter goes titsup

pewpie
Happy

Official word.

It's clogged up with bile.

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Wikimedia Foundation bins community-elected trustee

pewpie

Just keeping the little man out of the true picture at Wikipeedja.. Can't have them knowing too much from the inside eh, you fucking crooks.

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Discworld fans stake claim to element 117

pewpie

"....asks that 117 be christened "'Octarine', with the proposed symbol Oc (pronounced 'ook')".

No.. just.. no. (pronounced 'ooooohhnomissusiamthemostpretentiousoneintheroom')

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Boozing is unsafe at ‘any level’, thunders chief UK.gov quack

pewpie
Pint

Two words..

Shit off.

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