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TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

pewpie

Scary..

..scare tactics. The fewer people that use TOR the easier it is for them to practice thier dogshit sniffery.

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Moto 360: Neat gizmo – if you're a rich nerd

pewpie

I like watches tell the time..

..and phones that are for making and recieving calls..

I'm weird like that.

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BBC goes titsup: iPlayer to News websites down – Auntie working to fix it

pewpie

What they gonna do next? Blow up t'internet?

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Tor attack nodes RIPPED MASKS off users for 6 MONTHS

pewpie

Re: MY PREDICTION...

Off-topic answer: San Francisco

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Israel's Iron Dome missile tech stolen by Chinese hackers

pewpie

Wonder why..

..why we never hear about Israeli attacks on Chinese systems.. I bet they happen many times a day.

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Philip K Dick 'Nazi alternate history' story made into TV series

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Re: Here's more hoping...

They won't like it cus Ridley refused to reguritate his own product like a vomiting pig.. and there were hardly any guns... they don't like that either.

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Sony tries to make PlayStation Network hack row go away with $15m in cash and games

pewpie

So in an offer of compensation Sony will offer to plug you in to thier cash-siphoning eternal-subscription-to-be-useful 'Plus' program.. Why don't they just offer you an envelope containing a slice of dried dog turd?

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Yes, the BBC still uses FTP. And yes, a Russian crook hacked the server

pewpie

Shame it was just an FTP server..

Nothing would be more joyful than seeing auntie's network downed in epic fashion.. Maybe just replace it with a picture of a freshly laid turd, gently steaming in the cool evening air.

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PS-PHWOARRR: We review Sony’s next-gen PlayStation 4

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Does Mike work for Sony?

"PS3 stalwarts might be perturbed by the need for a PS Plus account to play online but the service pays for itself in free games..."

They are not free games - unless you consider paying for them for ALL ETERNITY free.. Shame on the writer for using this intentional misnomer..

Don't accept my word for it? Find me one piece of Sony marketing for PS Plus that uses the word 'free' - you can't because thier lawyers, who fill the halls of PS HQs - not gamers as they would have you believe, know damn well they would be stepping into a legal minefield.

Pewpie quick capsule review (borrowed from the late William Hicks): Piece of shit - walk away. Come back when the price drops, the PSN online bullshit is recinded due to unpopular demand, and the hardware faults are removed.

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pewpie
Terminator

You are a traitor to gaming humanity and should be destroyed on sight. How dare you use technology for yourself..

The shamelessness of some people... sheesh.

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Half-Life 3: CONFIRMED?

pewpie

They're waiting for you Gordon... In the test chamber...

.. for eight fucking years, Gordon..

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Boffins follow TOR breadcrumbs to identify users

pewpie

Funny how all these stories set to hit Tor users confidence surface as it's popularity blooms..

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Think you're streaming Superman? Think again, punk

pewpie
FAIL

Re: just....

clearly AC doesnt knowy Yify.

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'The Apprentice' is a load of old codswallop, says biz prof

pewpie

A man with a piece of paper said it..

..and now it is so.

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Out with a bang: The Last of Us lets PS3 exit with head held high

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IT Angle

Re: Always assuming

Why is there no story covering this? No Sony rewards for covering reality? Keep the promo pieces coming.. won't be long before you get your new PS4 for 'review purposes'...

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UK telcos chuck another £1m at online child abuse watchdog

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Cosmic.

So basically, through the even further inflated telco charges that will result - we are all personally going to fund an ongoing game of whack-a-mole for a bunch of professionals pervs.

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Flash flaw potentially makes every webcam or laptop a peephole

pewpie
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I have it on good authority...

..if you type the name 'Lucius Fox' into Google, it will cause the entire surviellance grid to explode in a beautiful shower of sparks.

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When to say those three little words: 'I am quitting'

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IT Angle

When to say those three little words: 'I am quitting'

When you use three words to say something instead of two would be a good start.

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It's official: 'tweet' an English word – not just in the avian sense

pewpie

Big OED oversight.

Silly OED.. someone should let them know they have entirely forgotten it's culinary usage - frequently encountered by any sensible twitter user in everyday patronage of the service..

As in:- "I really couldn't care less what you just had tweet."

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Author Iain (M) Banks falls to cancer at 59

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Pint

Mr. Banks

Haven't read Banks for a few years - but I have great memories of reading The Bridge, The Wasp factory for the first time way back when.. Always a shame when a genuine creative dies.. At least I have the books he has released in the last several years to look forward to.

R.I.P.

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All major UK ISPs prepping network-level porn 'n' violence filters

pewpie
FAIL

=

More Tor/VPN users.

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Smart TVs riddled with DUMB security holes

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Smart X

Seems that as with phones - the only truly smart option is to buy a dumb model. (still rocking my Mockya 6600)

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First 'adult' app for Google Glass planned 'within days'

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Re: Google Glass?

Better eh.. Maybe better in your yank-owned psyche.. But please don't attempt to infect mine with such trans-atlantic tripe.

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pewpie
IT Angle

Google Glass?

Oogle Arse.

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May threatens ban on 'hate-inciting' radicals, even if they don't promote violence

pewpie
Black Helicopters

Hmmm..

So does this mean the end of my campaign to get #HeadsOnPoles trending?

Well, you know what I say to that.. (I hope you do - cus if I tell you here I'll probably end up in a bin bag.)

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Kim Dotcom claims invention of two-factor authentication

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Pirate

Kim Dotcom claims there was no possible way for ripped movies to be stored on Megaupload, because the filsize limit was 100Megs.

Kim Dotcom expects people with IT knowledge to accept that he has never encountered archive volumes.

Kim Dotcom says a lot of things - some of them may be true.. But some of them are certainly bullshit.

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Twitter locks down logins by adding two-factor authentication

pewpie
Terminator

Yes.. let's all give Twitter Inc a huge dBase of active phone numbers to 'look after'.. thats.. a smashing idea.

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FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

pewpie
Facepalm

Is that a who gottle of gin? Or gust a jlass?

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pewpie
Coat

Ever since Jraphic Park came out.

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Google 'DOES DO EVIL', thunders British politician

pewpie
Boffin

Re: An open letter

A long time ago - when it was invented.

Market=large scale selling.

Don't worry - you've just swallowed a large dose of doublespeak - it will wear off later and you will probly feel a bit grimy, so take a shower.. you are't the first and you won't be the last.

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Oi, Google! Stop LIBELLING us Germans, fix your autocomplete

pewpie
Childcatcher

Re: Outraged!!!!

coulda been worse.. you could have ended up with 'fudge tunnel'...

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pewpie
Devil

Strange..

I've become somewhat used to totally disagreeing with Google's point of view on the subject of just about everything these days.. However on this I find myself in total agreement.

An algorithm, in itself is neutral, inoffensive. The bits that are offending these plaintiffs are the words - and the words are user-generated.

So the moral of this story is if you don't want crappy things appearing about you (or your clients) on Google - try not to be associated with crap.

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YouTube channels at $1.99 per month could launch this week

pewpie
FAIL

Instant Fail

Brings new meaning to the term commercial suicide.

They really must think people are as gullible as Joe..

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Acer reveals 'floating' screen to save desktop, self

pewpie
IT Angle

http://bit.ly/10fULOR

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UK.gov's love affair with ID cards: Curse or farce?

pewpie
Pint

Better idea.

Give everyone a ball and chain with the Queens face painted on one side and the wearers face on the other. No ball and chain - no ID.

Justification for beer: We quote the great, oft overlooked philosopher 'Billy' - 'because we want to.'

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Hacked AP tweet claiming White House explosion causes Dow dip

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How..

How does one 'impressively' disguise an email..? An abundance of curly things? (can't remember their proper name)

Quite frankly a laughable excuse - they were victims of a confidence trick of the most basic order.

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Yahoo! Axes! Yet! More! Products!

pewpie
Devil

Ah, Irony.. hello there - come on in..

"We want to bring you experiences that inspire and entertain you every day."

You already are - keep up with the delusional phased shutdown.

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Shut the CANUCK up! Sony offers $1m to hacked gamers

pewpie
Mushroom

Mocking gullible customer base.

"a three-month half-price membership of PlayStation Plus"

So let me just get this right.. Sony, as compensation, is offering a half-priced deal on it's subscription-based game rental service.. which is quite useless unless you continue paying to play your games FOREVER.

They must be laughing their rotten, lawyer infested, bottom-line worshipping, creativity-void fucking arses off.

Nuke blast for late supper.

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Google's Page drops the A-bomb: Google Glass runs Android

pewpie
FAIL

anyone..

..pointing their retard-wear at me without my permission better like the idea of a permanent fucking eye implant.

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'He's F**KED with the wrong nerd ... I warned I'd go public'

pewpie
Meh

orly..

"It's one thing for governments, who have some legitimacy in what they're doing, but have other people doing it ... it's not going to happen."

Die.

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Hardware hacker unifies 15 retro consoles in format frenzy

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Lord of the Things..

"...PSU to run them all; and"

in the darkness bind them?

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Another 170,000 Freeview homes to be freed from reality TV - possibly

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Re: Why don't you...

Superb - please pass my compliments on when you see him next. Song resonates more loudly for those that listened at the time - more loudly with every passing year since.

Of course, I expect these days he would be shaved, sterilized and destroyed for trying to get that one onto kids telly. ;)

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Re: Why don't you...

I'm glad to see that what was a controversial theme tune back in the 70s still has the power to provoke after 30(ish) years.. ((the (ish) is for the delicate among us who are so easily upset.)).

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pewpie
Mushroom

Why don't you...

...switch off the TV set go and do something less boring instead.

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Bitcoin gets a $100 haircut on rollercoaster trading run

pewpie
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Unsurprise!

Gold and silver have inherent value.

Anything else is just a pocket full of promises.

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The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

pewpie

like apple much?

total fucking horseshit

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Android's US market share continues to slip

pewpie
Trollface

Further confirmation..

..as if it were needed...

The Yanks are the biggest suckers on the planet.

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Furious Stephen Fry blasts 'evil' Reg and 'TW*T' Orlowski

pewpie
Angel

Bibble Babble Wibble Wobble

Bumble Fumble.

That's how a Fry works!

(I'm much more of a Jonny Ball man)

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Movie, TV ads annoying? You ain't seen nothin' yet

pewpie
Mushroom

Just another reason to fire up TPB. Keep em coming, you suit pricks. Eventually you will have nothing but adverts to show, due to all your artists starving to death. All because of your bluesky boardroom dog-shite.

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Twenty classic arcade games

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Stop

wot no Trans-Am?

im tellin mum

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